New VG Cats

Grecco · (11-22-2006, 04:57 PM)

Didnt see it posted. Its a guest comic btw

human5892 · (11-22-2006, 04:59 PM)

Utterly bland, but at least it's current!

McBacon · (11-22-2006, 05:01 PM)

humour is different, but worse. Resorts to stupid "lol, fire!" for laughs.

Vilix · (11-22-2006, 05:02 PM)

I liked that Sony advert in the third frame: "Pay Beyond." Other than that...meh.

Brobzoid · (11-22-2006, 05:02 PM)

art thou punchline?

Clever Pun · (11-22-2006, 05:04 PM)

I think he should resort to explaining the references and punchlines with *'s in each comic from now on. Seriously, that's quality writing

Dragmire · (11-22-2006, 05:05 PM)

Not really funny, but not crash and burn horrible like it usually is.

ronito · (11-22-2006, 05:06 PM)

PS: This is a Zelda 2 reference?

Wow, a VG Cats that feels it needs to go out and explain it's own humor. That's a new low.

Uncle · (11-22-2006, 05:07 PM)

So this is basically the Penny Arcade strip from a while ago, but with all the deleted scenes? Awesome.

impirius · (11-22-2006, 05:09 PM)

I chuckled at "If all else fails, use fire" *

* but the explanation at the bottom was 3x as unfunny as the joke was funny

KurowaSan · (11-22-2006, 05:10 PM)

i was gonna say the art looked different... well, it's a guest comic, not a VG Cats original one

Brobzoid · (11-22-2006, 05:10 PM)

god mode?

SHARKS BITE KILL SHARKS · (11-22-2006, 05:12 PM)

Nexus Zero · (11-22-2006, 05:14 PM)

Oh wow, the only half-clever thing in there, and he had to explain it. He's a talented artist, why oh why oh why does he insist on writing this drivle himself?

bengraven · (11-22-2006, 05:16 PM)

I mourn the days of having photoshops of bad VGCats. If we don't do photoshops and instead post God Mode comics, we may as well stop doing "Hey New VGCats!" threads.

Grecco · (11-22-2006, 05:17 PM)

Someone ask for God Mode?

So bad im embarrased to post it but i did anyways

Cdammen · (11-22-2006, 05:18 PM)

It's passable :)

(EDIT) God Mode is atrocious :(

Stabby McSter · (11-22-2006, 05:22 PM)

I DECLARE AN EMBARGO ON VGCAT TOPICS UNTIL ALL GOD MODE COMICS ARE BANNED AND PHOTOSHOPS RETURN

Brobzoid · 05:31 PM

That is the best god mode ever. It actually has a punch-line....

but it's still amazingly shitty.

edit:

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! ALKJSFHALSKFH

psy18 · 05:33 PM

:|

Edit : Oh, guest comic. The guest can leave now.

bengraven · (11-22-2006, 05:29 PM)

Originally Posted by Stabby McSter:

I DECLARE AN EMBARGO ON VGCAT TOPICS UNTIL ALL GOD MODE COMICS ARE BANNED AND PHOTOSHOPS RETURN

I would second this if you promise never to use so many caps.

RoboJ · (11-22-2006, 05:30 PM)

So does coffee turn toxic if you leave the pot on too long?

I don't get it.

The Experiment · (11-22-2006, 05:30 PM)

The VG Cats is tolerable. I'm surprised.

Posting God Mode comics should be a bannable offense. Its even worse than torture by waterboarding.

Variable · (11-22-2006, 05:35 PM)

Please, for the love of god, post "God Mode" comics in their own thread.

TheCardPlayer · (11-22-2006, 05:39 PM)

I usually don't comment on comics...Because they are much better than anything I could draw myself.

But that God Mode thing? Holy crap. Someone tell me it's going to end soon. Please.

FoxHimself · (11-22-2006, 05:41 PM)

That VGCats is actually a guest comic.

RoboJ · (11-22-2006, 05:47 PM)

Originally Posted by Variable:

Please, for the love of god, post "God Mode" comics in their own thread.

It's because you don't want to have to look at the shitty VGCats comics before you get to the comedy gold, isn't it?

I would honestly prefer regular God Mode postings. Those things are train wrecks. Does USA as a channel even exist anymore? Did he really call it "We"? A kill button? What the ****.

Okin · (11-22-2006, 06:14 PM)

Did the coffee pot explode or something? Why did he go flying?

jarosh · (11-22-2006, 06:19 PM)

Brobzoid · (11-22-2006, 06:21 PM)

CAN YOU SAVE GOD MODE JAROSH!??

NME · (11-22-2006, 06:42 PM)

I always like to see what wacky hijinxs ensue in the VGCats threads, and I know that God Mode has been trashed by...everyone for the past month or so. But I don't recall having seen God Mode's author's rebuttal.

If you've seen it already, I apologize for bringing more God Mode to NeoGAF. I just figured you'd enjoy this one.

PepsimanVsJoe · (11-22-2006, 06:47 PM)

My Lord that's terrible.
I laughed at "Canadian dollery-doos" though.

ferrarimanf355 · (11-22-2006, 06:48 PM)

Originally Posted by NME:

I always like to see what wacky hijinxs ensue in the VGCats threads, and I know that God Mode has been trashed by...everyone for the past month or so. But I don't recall having seen God Mode's author's rebuttal.

If you've seen it already, I apologize for bringing more God Mode to NeoGAF. I just figured you'd enjoy this one.

I'd go on, but you get the point...

Shard · (11-22-2006, 06:49 PM)

So what level of hell does this thread constitute anyway?

neojubei · (11-22-2006, 06:51 PM)

someone should crop the Vcats comic to one panel with the cat saying he rather be playing gears of war than readin this comic.

ferrarimanf355 · (11-22-2006, 06:51 PM)

Originally Posted by Shard:

So what level of hell does this thread constitute anyway?

Drowning...

Uncle · (11-22-2006, 06:53 PM)

I can't believe that the god mode dude took the time to actually do that. Although looking at the crap he does, I really shouldn't be surprised. These threads probably tripled his readership.

Shard · (11-22-2006, 06:53 PM)

Originally Posted by ferrarimanf355:

Drowning...

Sounds about right. Also, to the writer of the terrible, terrible God Mode comic, bad things will happen to you soon, we promise.

ferrarimanf355 · (11-22-2006, 06:53 PM)

Penny Arcade to the rescue!

X26 · (11-22-2006, 06:55 PM)

@ GOD MODE rebuttal, these guys fail on a whole other level

Shard · (11-22-2006, 06:58 PM)

P.S. Saying nobody is forcing to read your shitty webcomic or if you do not like said shitty webcomic you should not read it does not excuse somebody for making a shitty god damned webcomic, worst god damned excuse in the world.

Senretsu · (11-22-2006, 06:59 PM)

LoL!

You know its bad when they have to explain the a joke with a footnote inside the panel.

But the person who said "utterly bland" had it right. I was more entertained reading the newspaper this morning.

RoboJ · (11-22-2006, 07:05 PM)

@ the rebuttal.

Not only is this guy a joke, he takes himself and his ****ing horrible webcomics way too seriously. Embrace the shittiness, Mr. Kerns, and run with it. Maybe you can save face and turn your strip into some sort of White Ninja-esque parody series.

GhaleonEB · (11-22-2006, 07:08 PM)

Originally Posted by ferrarimanf355:

Penny Arcade to the rescue!

For all the shit Penny-Arcade gets around here, they make doing what they do look easy sometimes. Three panels, lots of funny included.

Shard · (11-22-2006, 07:09 PM)

In oder to further counter the bad webcomics, here is a recent issue of xkcd.

Neko Tsukimi · (11-22-2006, 07:13 PM)

Please, kill me now!

human5892 · (11-22-2006, 07:14 PM)

Originally Posted by Shard:

In oder to further counter the bad webcomics, here is a recent issue of xkcd.

I like this one because it exactly matches what I witnessed last week.

Kaijima · (11-22-2006, 07:17 PM)

@ rebuttal too.

Actually, I /do/ think places like GAF are relatively silly for having nothing better to do than pour on SO much haterade for mere web comics, but the author is indeed probably taking random GAF hate too seriously. When half of GAF can hate on a web comic with as much prestige as Penny Arcade, God Mode being obsessed over is almost an honor.

(Strikes me though that the GAF hate could have been mocked quite well, if was taken for how little it really means.)

Kaijima · (11-22-2006, 07:21 PM)

Originally Posted by Shard:

In oder to further counter the bad webcomics, here is a recent issue of xkcd.

It's Funny Because It's True! (tm)

Brobzoid · (11-22-2006, 07:28 PM)

what tha ****!? If you're gonna diss on gaf, do it the proper way. Which isn't all that hard. -_-