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jedimike
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(12-02-2006, 04:58 AM)
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I know this was an April Fool's joke by Bungie.... but did they make an XBLA game out of it or something?

Cerrius
You like me, you really really like me!
(12-02-2006, 04:58 AM)
Halo 3
3rdman
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(12-02-2006, 04:59 AM)
Somebody has to test Halo3 don't ya think?
Gigglepoo
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(12-02-2006, 04:59 AM)
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Beaten, but it's still true. If Luke Smith says it's Halo 3 (and he has), it must be true. He wouldn't lie about his one true love. Halo 3 is being tested as we speak and we're stuck looking at midevil rape rings.
Sean
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(12-02-2006, 05:01 AM)
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It's Halo 3 alpha just under a code name. You can check Bungie weekly update for more info on it. It'd be pretty funny if thats how the Halo 3 public beta was released to people.

Lucky Jesiatha :(
Grecco
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(12-02-2006, 05:01 AM)
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WTB Halo 3 Alpha invite? :lol
jedimike
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(12-02-2006, 05:02 AM)
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They test lots of games all the time... that's such a cocktease letting the general public see what they are doing, when they have methods of hiding such activity. :lol
Skilotonn
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(12-02-2006, 05:04 AM)
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No wonder he hasn't posted in a while... hell, I wouldn't either!
Stinkles
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(12-02-2006, 05:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by jedimike

They test lots of games all the time... that's such a cocktease letting the general public see what they are doing, when they have methods of hiding such activity. :lol


Actually no, we have to test it on real Live. But it is a cocktease.
MirageDwarf
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(12-02-2006, 05:41 AM)
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http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3155599

When the users in question were asked about Pimps at Sea, they simply replied "What's a pimp?" Considering the (Alpha) tag after the title, it seems highly probable that this is the first phase of testing for Halo 3's multiplayer. And by highly probable, we mean totally 100% true. We didn't even need to pay Encyclopedia Brown a quarter to sit down and solve this mystery. When's our turn to play?

chespace
It's not actually trolling if you don't admit it
(12-02-2006, 05:43 AM)
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I'm gonna be playing a lot of Pimps this weekend.
Odysseus
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(12-02-2006, 05:44 AM)
Pimps at Sea will be the single greatest game ever in the history of time. It will have everything, including free ponies for everyone who preorders, gets it on the first day, anytime after the first day, or even if they get it used. They're working on extending the promotion to people who just rent it, although that might be a Gamefly exclusive.
CrapSandwich
former Navy SEAL
(12-02-2006, 05:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by chespace

I'm gonna be playing a lot of Pimps this weekend.

Did you post this for the sole purpose of causing most of us deep, heartfelt pain?

...
deadbeef
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(12-02-2006, 05:53 AM)
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They should call it MGS4 (Alpha) or something instead of Pimps at Sea, but I guess that probably wouldn't be kosher.
ToxicAdam
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(12-02-2006, 05:55 AM)
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Yarr we be stealing ye chromed out cannons!


Arr grab me a tankard of Gin and Juice!
Gigglepoo
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(12-02-2006, 06:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by adg1034

Ahem.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...40#post4990340

It deserves its own thread.
adg1034
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(12-02-2006, 06:18 AM)
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I thought I wouldn't add to the clutter of threads such as "RAPERING!?" and "YOGURT I LIKE YOGURT". Just sayin'.
Gahiggidy
My aunt & uncle run a Mom & Pop store, "The Gamecube Hut", and sold 80k WiiU within minutes of opening.
(12-02-2006, 07:11 AM)
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That's really unprofesional of Microsoft, using the word "pimp" as a product codename. Not to mention it's disrespectful towards women.
drohne
hyperbolically metafictive
(12-02-2006, 07:14 AM)
i'd rather it was a pimps at sea xbla game :(

uh, but i guess halo rocks too
Odysseus
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(12-02-2006, 07:26 AM)

Originally Posted by Gahiggidy

That's really unprofesional of Microsoft, using the word "pimp" as a product codename. Not to mention it's disrespectful towards women.


You know what, Gahiggidy? You're right. I'm starting a letter-writing campaign. You with me?
Flynn
"I am so fired..."
(12-02-2006, 07:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by chespace

I'm gonna be playing a lot of Pimps this weekend.

You're a bad person.
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
(12-02-2006, 07:39 AM)
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Someone call me when they find the Rape Ring.
platypotamus
PLATYPOTAMUS is evolving!
PLATYPOTAMUS evolved into PLATYPOTAMOTATIMUS!
(12-02-2006, 07:55 AM)
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Dude, the game is joinable, what are you waiting for?
MC Safety
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(12-02-2006, 08:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by Stinkles

Actually no, we have to test it on real Live. But it is a cocktease.


Partnernet, Stinkles?
krypt0nian
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(12-02-2006, 08:33 AM)
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/me seethes with jealousy.
Warm Machine
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(12-02-2006, 09:27 AM)
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As I'm a developer working on 360 stuff can I get into some Pimps at Sea too?
element
(12-02-2006, 09:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by Warm Machine

As I'm a developer working on 360 stuff can I get into some Pimps at Sea too?

4 of my friends are playing it. f-ing bastards!@! I'm totally going to break into their house and steal it :P
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
(12-02-2006, 09:38 AM)
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i'd totally buy a sci-fi FPS pirate game
Gen X
Trust no one. Eat steaks.
(12-02-2006, 10:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dice Man

They should call it MGS4 (Alpha) or something instead of Pimps at Sea, but I guess that probably wouldn't be kosher.

Or GT HD. :lol
JonathanEx
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(12-02-2006, 10:42 AM)
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They need to make a quick-and-cheap XBLA Pimps at Sea game. Would be funny to see it in testing as Halo 3. :P
mosaic
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(12-02-2006, 01:07 PM)
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Pimps at Sea is going to be the best game ever once it's finally released. How long has Bungie been developing it for now? At least six years, if not more. They just want to make sure it's perfect before it's done. Hell, they only keep doing the Halo games so they can fund development of Pimps at Sea.

Mark my words, when Pimps at Sea comes out, it's going to make World of Warcraft, the Halo franchise, and the GTA franchise all seem like Pong.
MMaRsu
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(12-02-2006, 01:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by mosaic

Pimps at Sea is going to be the best game ever once it's finally released. How long has Bungie been developing it for now? At least six years, if not more. They just want to make sure it's perfect before it's done. Hell, they only keep doing the Halo games so they can fund development of Pimps at Sea.

Mark my words, when Pimps at Sea comes out, it's going to make World of Warcraft, the Halo franchise, and the GTA franchise all seem like Pong.

:lol :lol :lol
Stinkles
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(12-02-2006, 07:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by Gahiggidy

That's really unprofesional of Microsoft, using the word "pimp" as a product codename. Not to mention it's disrespectful towards women.


DMczaf
(12-02-2006, 07:59 PM)
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:lol :lol
Coin Return
Loose Slot
(12-02-2006, 08:00 PM)
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bwahahaha awesome achievments

haha, "whistle tipped"

edit: if you're one of the 2 people who haven't seen it:http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSOSJ68xOBA
Kabuki Waq
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(12-02-2006, 08:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by Stinkles



:lol :lol :lol
Wario64
works for Gamestop (lol)
(12-02-2006, 08:07 PM)
Greatest achievements ever.
Ghost
Chili Con Carnage!
(12-02-2006, 08:14 PM)
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Spinner rims on a boat :lol
Baron Aloha
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(12-02-2006, 08:23 PM)
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:lol @ those achievements.
Adent
Can't manage for sh!t
(12-02-2006, 08:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Stinkles


I rather play that than Halo 3 beta. Sounds like fun.
Eggo
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(12-02-2006, 08:25 PM)
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Man, now I want to play Pimps at Sea. F*ck Halo.
Morbid Angel
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(12-02-2006, 08:31 PM)
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Slap Masta Courvoisier would be the best GAF tag ever :lol
Stinkles
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(12-02-2006, 08:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Morbid Angel

Slap Masta Courvoisier would be the best GAF tag ever :lol


Avast, me bitches!
JohnTinker
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(12-02-2006, 08:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by Stinkles

The Whistle Tips / Bubb Rubb & Lil Sis'd made me laugh out lout, hard.
adg1034
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(12-02-2006, 08:46 PM)
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Stinkles, you never cease to amaze me. You never cease to amaze me so much that I even made you a Christmas avatar.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=139

Beer Monkey
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(12-02-2006, 08:47 PM)

Originally Posted by Gahiggidy

Not to mention it's disrespectful towards women.

Stinkles
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(12-02-2006, 08:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by beermonkey@tehbias

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00004TJMW.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1107958780_.jpg

Deuce loved all of those women.
Thug Larz
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(12-02-2006, 09:14 PM)
As I'm a developer working on 360 stuff can I get into some Pimps at Sea too?

You have to be internal Microsoft to be eligible for the Pimps At Sea (Alpha), or a Bungie employee. :)
bluemax
Banned
(12-02-2006, 09:59 PM)
I think I'm far more interested in the idea of Pimps at Sea than Halo 3.

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