Hah, yup, that's good.
I'd post it on Pornhub
Yep, if youre this lucky it's your duty to fuck with the internet lol.
What would you do if you had it? I'd find the oldest cell phone I could that takes video, go as grainy and shitty as possible, post it to the internet, and then let this forum slowly eat itself trying to figure out if it's an elaborate fake or not.
Then I'd post a real one the next day.
Guys relax, he's here