ALL CREDIT GOES TO hiphoptherobot
Not sure if I can really talk about it but I will say Nintendo has the console back and I am personally not in any trouble. Other than being out a console and the money I paid for it which really sucks with all the bills I have right now but it isn't going to be the end of the world or anything.
YouTube link here.
UPDATE: Unboxing at FloKO here. Footage courtesy once again of hiphoptherobot