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15 Essentials for Throwing a Wicked Wii Party
1) Space: Youll need a lot of it to get your Wii ON properly. So move the pizza box furniture away from the TV. You probably spent a lot of time and cash on your Pizza Hut Love Seat and dont want to destroy it by DIVING to return a tennis serve.
2) Ladies: Make sure to invite AT LEAST one. That way your Wii talents dont go unnoticed in the female community. Who knows, your moves with the Wii-mote may be a turn on.
3) Beverages: Caffeine is a plus. But dont go the coffee route. Break out the energy drinks Monster, Rockstar or Redbull make great Wii party boosters.
4) Cut the Grease: Do not serve greasy foods! You dont want your television or forehead showing up on Wii Have a Problem because a Wii-mote (Wii remote) slipped out of a party-guests hand.
5) Head Bands: Not only fashionable, but functional as well. If you get sweat in your eye you might miss that punch coming in Wii boxing knocking you out cold costing yourself the game and possibly the only lady in the house.
6) Smooth Floor: Rip up the carpet or grab some linoleum and throw it down in front of the TV. This gives you a more realist feel when playing Wii bowling and allows you to have a break dancing contest at the end of the night when everyone is Wiid out.
7) No Fans: Turn off the ceiling-fan and remove the ceiling-fan light if possible. Weve seen too many hands go into ceiling fans when pitching a fastball in Wii baseball.
8) Ankle Support: Seriously, weve seen some nasty twisted ankles from Wii-sters trying to get too Andre Agassi on the Wii court.
9) Icy Hot: Have plenty of Icy Hot and Ice at guests disposal. Muscle cramps will occur and you cant have anyone leaving early to tend their wounds.
10) Ace Bandages and Band-Aids: Trust us, someones getting cut.
11) Hand-Straps: Friends dont let friends Wii-it without strapping in first! Reinforce your Wii-mote hand-strap if you have not received your replacement and make sure everyone who plays, wears it.
12) Eye Protection: Theres a good chance that someone will take a Wii-mote to the eye and chances are that person will be you. Do you want to explain to the girl you have a crush in class, just how you got that black eye? Wait Maybe this could work to your advantage
13) Baby Removal: Remove all babies from the room. We dont know why youd have a baby at a college party, but just in case take note: Wii-motes dont have any sympathy for helpless children sitting in the room.
14) Cover Windows Near the TV: Its bound to happen: A Wii-mote flies through the living room window and strikes a pedestrian. You dont want a nice lawsuit on your hands nobody likes that.
15) Stretch: Sounds ridiculous but you will wake up in the morning feeling sore and stiff if you dont. Youll thank us in the morning.
Bonus: Let the ladies give Wii a try, who knows what positions theyll be willing to make while under the Wii-fluence.
15 Essentials for Throwing a Wicked Wii Party
1) Space: Youll need a lot of it to get your Wii ON properly. So move the pizza box furniture away from the TV. You probably spent a lot of time and cash on your Pizza Hut Love Seat and dont want to destroy it by DIVING to return a tennis serve.
2) Ladies: Make sure to invite AT LEAST one. That way your Wii talents dont go unnoticed in the female community. Who knows, your moves with the Wii-mote may be a turn on.
3) Beverages: Caffeine is a plus. But dont go the coffee route. Break out the energy drinks Monster, Rockstar or Redbull make great Wii party boosters.
4) Cut the Grease: Do not serve greasy foods! You dont want your television or forehead showing up on Wii Have a Problem because a Wii-mote (Wii remote) slipped out of a party-guests hand.
5) Head Bands: Not only fashionable, but functional as well. If you get sweat in your eye you might miss that punch coming in Wii boxing knocking you out cold costing yourself the game and possibly the only lady in the house.
6) Smooth Floor: Rip up the carpet or grab some linoleum and throw it down in front of the TV. This gives you a more realist feel when playing Wii bowling and allows you to have a break dancing contest at the end of the night when everyone is Wiid out.
7) No Fans: Turn off the ceiling-fan and remove the ceiling-fan light if possible. Weve seen too many hands go into ceiling fans when pitching a fastball in Wii baseball.
8) Ankle Support: Seriously, weve seen some nasty twisted ankles from Wii-sters trying to get too Andre Agassi on the Wii court.
9) Icy Hot: Have plenty of Icy Hot and Ice at guests disposal. Muscle cramps will occur and you cant have anyone leaving early to tend their wounds.
10) Ace Bandages and Band-Aids: Trust us, someones getting cut.
11) Hand-Straps: Friends dont let friends Wii-it without strapping in first! Reinforce your Wii-mote hand-strap if you have not received your replacement and make sure everyone who plays, wears it.
12) Eye Protection: Theres a good chance that someone will take a Wii-mote to the eye and chances are that person will be you. Do you want to explain to the girl you have a crush in class, just how you got that black eye? Wait Maybe this could work to your advantage
13) Baby Removal: Remove all babies from the room. We dont know why youd have a baby at a college party, but just in case take note: Wii-motes dont have any sympathy for helpless children sitting in the room.
14) Cover Windows Near the TV: Its bound to happen: A Wii-mote flies through the living room window and strikes a pedestrian. You dont want a nice lawsuit on your hands nobody likes that.
15) Stretch: Sounds ridiculous but you will wake up in the morning feeling sore and stiff if you dont. Youll thank us in the morning.
Bonus: Let the ladies give Wii a try, who knows what positions theyll be willing to make while under the Wii-fluence.
