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colinp
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(02-20-2007, 12:26 AM)
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More here!

I heard the story gives Hotel Dusk a run for its money.

BELIEVE
Amir0x
demodded, not denutted
(02-20-2007, 12:27 AM)
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holy ****ing shit at those 2D graphics. 2D is alive and well, eat your heart out Children of Mana.
cank stoochie
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(02-20-2007, 12:27 AM)
for realz :)
VOOK
We don't know why he keeps buying PAL, either.
(02-20-2007, 12:29 AM)
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Its very colourful....
Kobun Heat
コブン41号
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(02-20-2007, 12:29 AM)
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Will likely outsell Vice City Stories
yankeeforever2
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(02-20-2007, 12:31 AM)
Wow it even has unlockables!
Derps
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(02-20-2007, 12:32 AM)
Nice MS Paint map

3rd parties know their sh*t
Rocked
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(02-20-2007, 12:34 AM)
It's not as bad looking as Eidos's new game "Pony Friends" :lol Nintendogs rip-off with a cardboard horse!



Saddle up with PONY FRIENDS

The new Nintendo DS title from Eidos

Eidos interactive, one of the worlds leading publishers and developers of entertainment software, is pleased to announce PONY FRIENDS, a virtual pet game designed exclusively for the Nintendo DS and developed by Australian based Tantalus, will be available in the UK in 2007.

Fill your stables with a choice of 6 real life pony breeds or customise your own. Personalise your pony by choosing its favourite colour and food and then take part in events throughout the calendar year. Immerse yourself in caring and grooming your pony or undertake surprise challenges from a cast of characters. Personalise your pony's mane, tail colours or accessories with a wide variety of saddles, shoes, blankets and bridles to choose from.

"PONY FRIENDS is a very exciting project for Eidos. We're fulfilling every child's dream by giving them their very own portable pony. Players will have so much to occupy their time with from caring for and grooming their ponies and snapping photos whilst riding picturesque country trails to teaching their pony new tricks and entering them into a variety of competitions." Said Helen Clark, Brand Manager Eidos.

Use the DS stylus to perform a huge range of varied actions; including cleaning stones and shells out your pony's hooves, brushing its mane or designing a unique saddle blanket. Daily play will ensure that your pony is the prettiest, healthiest, fastest, most talented, and best pony, scooping you first prize in the prestigious 'perfect pony competition'.
Community Forum
(02-20-2007, 12:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by N-Philes

You know life is great when a pony can live in a house on the beach and invite other pony friends inside.

LOL!
Great Rumbler
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(02-20-2007, 12:35 AM)
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Where might one obtain these "tatooz"?
USD
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(02-20-2007, 12:36 AM)
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Damn. That actually looks pretty nice.
a Master Ninja
for whom the Bell trolls
(02-20-2007, 12:36 AM)
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Only the creators of Bratz could make a pony look like a skank...
Kobiekun
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(02-20-2007, 12:36 AM)
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Day 1 Purchase.
shidoshi
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ganguro preacher
(02-20-2007, 12:38 AM)
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If my children ever use "z" instead of "s", I'm going to take that as permission to beat them.

That 2D ain't too bad, though.
USD
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(02-20-2007, 12:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by a Master Ninja

Only the creators of Bratz could make a pony look like a skank...

:lol :lol
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
(02-20-2007, 12:38 AM)
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This pic is kinda hot...anyone got any links to Bratz Ponyz hentai?
colinp
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(02-20-2007, 12:41 AM)
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Bratz furry! :lol


kowai!
Ford Prefect
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(02-20-2007, 12:43 AM)
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Dibs on Official Thread!
ratcliffja
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(02-20-2007, 12:44 AM)
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Don't you mean DS screenz? Or DZ screenz? Or DZ zcreenz? OK I'll stop.

Edit: Ztop.
Mejilan
Running off of Custom Firmware
(02-20-2007, 12:45 AM)
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Make up
Tatooz

:lol
Rushmore
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(02-20-2007, 12:46 AM)
Skankiest ponies I've ever seen. I wouldn't ride one with three saddles.
Galactic Fork
A little fluff between the ears never did any harm...
(02-20-2007, 12:48 AM)
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Originally Posted by colinp

Bratz furry! :lol


kowai!

Hrm... I'm not sure if you did that on purpose or on accident.
Filter
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(02-20-2007, 12:50 AM)

Originally Posted by Rushmore

Skankiest ponies I've ever seen. I wouldn't ride one with three saddles.

talk to the hoof.
typhonsentra
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(02-20-2007, 12:51 AM)
Looks like Hannah Monata has a contender for best-selling third party DS game!
womp
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(02-20-2007, 12:52 AM)
Whatz witz all the Z's in these games? No wonder the kidz are growing upz illiterate.

Are these companies REALLY that out of touch?

Wait, don't answer that....
ant1532
A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
(02-20-2007, 12:52 AM)
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Pony sluts...
castle007
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(02-20-2007, 12:55 AM)
:lol :lol :lol

MUST BUY
Kobun Heat
コブン41号
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(02-20-2007, 12:56 AM)
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Nintendo: On the DS, any kind of crazy new game can succeed! You don't just have to stick with copying successful ideas! Look at this, we're selling games about animals and brain training! You can do whatever you want!

Third parties: What a great idea! We'll make... games about animals! And brain training!

Nintendo: No, really, feel free to just go crazy.

Third parties: But we don't know how! Okay, what if we make the ponies into underage whores?

Nintendo: CONCEPT APPROVAL!
Catchpenny
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(02-20-2007, 01:01 AM)
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Makeup, hairstyle, tatooz and farm animals? I think we all know what AGENDA this is, and what they want our children to unlock.
ForzaItalia
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(02-20-2007, 01:01 AM)
Great role models for todays young girls. Somewhere, Pedobear is beating off to these pics....
chase
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(02-20-2007, 01:02 AM)
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Good art.
Munin
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(02-20-2007, 01:04 AM)
Wish the nice art style would be used for some DECENT game.
LukeSmith
No more sharecropping
On Redmond's plantation
I took the Freedom Road
(02-20-2007, 01:04 AM)
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WOWOWOW
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
(02-20-2007, 01:06 AM)
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I've have never wanted a Hot Coffee mod in a game as much as I do now

The Frankman
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(02-20-2007, 01:10 AM)
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Jesus Christ . . . the DS will take anything these days. What's next, a Tokimeki game in english???
Last edited by The Frankman; 02-20-2007 at 01:30 AM.
Diablohead
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(02-20-2007, 01:14 AM)
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2 million seller
Galactic Fork
A little fluff between the ears never did any harm...
(02-20-2007, 01:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by Kobun Heat

Nintendo: On the DS, any kind of crazy new game can succeed! You don't just have to stick with copying successful ideas! Look at this, we're selling games about animals and brain training! You can do whatever you want!

Third parties: What a great idea! We'll make... games about animals! And brain training!

Nintendo: No, really, feel free to just go crazy.

Third parties: But we don't know how! Okay, what if we make the ponies into underage whores?

Nintendo: CONCEPT APPROVAL!

Hey... How do know they're underage?
Kobun Heat
コブン41号
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(02-20-2007, 01:16 AM)
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Are we counting in horse years or human years?
bard
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(02-20-2007, 01:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by BlueTsunami

I've have never wanted a Hot Coffee mod in a game as much as I do now

*starts modding*
mj1108
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(02-20-2007, 01:18 AM)
The 2D actually looks good.
Derps
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(02-20-2007, 01:18 AM)
God damnit now I have to buy this damn game because I must know what the locked section in the menu is
The Frankman
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(02-20-2007, 01:19 AM)
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Originally Posted by Kobun Heat

Are we counting in horse years or human years?

I wouldn't think adult ponies are that small. Or wear makeup. Or look like spoiled whores. I could be wrong, though.
mj1108
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(02-20-2007, 01:20 AM)

Originally Posted by Derps

God damnit now I have to buy this damn game because I must know what the locked section in the menu is

Profit.
temjin
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(02-20-2007, 01:20 AM)
Wow. Those 2d visuals are ace.
Galactic Fork
A little fluff between the ears never did any harm...
(02-20-2007, 01:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Frankman

I wouldn't think adult ponies are that small. Or wear makeup. Or look like spoiled whores. I could be wrong, though.

But they seem to be homeowners. Do you think a bank would give an underage pony a home loan?
The Frankman
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(02-20-2007, 01:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by GreenGlowingGoo

But they seem to be homeowners. Do you think a bank would give an underage pony a home loan?

It could be a group of underage ponies each chipping in for bills. Or they could be part of a reality show about teenage ponies living together... wait, a reality-show based game about spoiled ponies under one roof? NOW THAT'S A GREAT DS GAME IDEA!!!
Ferrio
real-time lotion physics
(02-20-2007, 01:25 AM)
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Wow it even has unlockables!

????? isn't actually an unlockable. Just an activity so vile they didn't wanna name it.
hydragonwarrior
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(02-20-2007, 01:31 AM)
Halo 3's got nothin on this
The Frankman
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(02-20-2007, 01:31 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ferrio

????? isn't actually an unlockable. Just an activity so vile they didn't wanna name it.

Last edited by The Frankman; 02-20-2007 at 01:37 AM.
fallout
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(02-20-2007, 01:32 AM)
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