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teiresias
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(03-01-2007, 05:58 PM)
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Thank goodness Jerry Fallwell is on earth to set the record straight!!

http://www.wric.com/global/story.asp?s=6140669

The Reverend Jerry Falwell says global warming is "Satan's attempt to redirect the church's primary focus" from evangelism to environmentalism.
Falwell told his Baptist congregation in Lynchburg yesterday that "the jury is still out" on whether humans are causing -- or could stop -- global warming.

But he said some "naive Christian leaders" are being "duped" by arguments like those presented in former Vice President Al Gore's documentary "An Inconvenient Truth. Falwell says the documentary should have been titled "A Convenient Untruth."

Falwell said the Bible teaches that God will maintain the Earth until Jesus returns, so Christians should be responsible environmentalists, but not what he calls ... quote ... "first-class nuts."

ManDudeChild
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(03-01-2007, 06:00 PM)
Well to be fair, Hell is underground at the center of the Earth. That's a fact. Hell is hot, that's also a FACT! So he has a point.
whytemyke
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(03-01-2007, 06:01 PM)
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I can't stand apocalyptic traditions in Christianity. man that shit bugs the hell out of me. it's giving everyone an excuse to trash and **** over everything that could be deemed important because they think jesus is coming back.
HomShaBom
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(03-01-2007, 06:01 PM)
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Lord Xenu will save me, cause I'm a believer.
Segata Sanshiro
(03-01-2007, 06:03 PM)
**** i knew it was him
PlayStation Tree
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(03-01-2007, 06:03 PM)
"A Convenient Untruth."???

Really? thats the best he can come up with? WOW
coldvein
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(03-01-2007, 06:05 PM)
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there was a letter to the editor in my local newspaper yesterday stating this exact same thing. :lol
ManDudeChild
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(03-01-2007, 06:09 PM)

Originally Posted by whytemyke

I can't stand apocalyptic traditions in Christianity. man that shit bugs the hell out of me. it's giving everyone an excuse to trash and **** over everything that could be deemed important because they think jesus is coming back.

So here's a fun one. What if (i'm realllllly reaching here :lol) he does come back, full carpenter power and all that jazz. How you think he'll take people wearing his death around their necks?
Duress
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(03-01-2007, 06:10 PM)
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Lies!
Teh Pedobear
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(03-01-2007, 06:11 PM)
Dear Lord,

If you have to send somebody to hell, please send these religious freaks. We dont want them on Earth.

Have a nice day, say hi to my relatives over there.
Bye
Zaptruder
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(03-01-2007, 06:15 PM)
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I'm sick of these right wing ****s manipulating religion into a right wing propaganda machine.

It's so tiresome hearing about politics and religion in america. Wish you could nuke the whole hypocritical edifice and start again on a belief system predicated on logic.
ToxicAdam
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(03-01-2007, 06:17 PM)
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Jerry is just upset he didn't figure out how to fleece the guilty, rich liberal first. Fleecing the trailer park trash isn't nearly as profitable.
ThatCrazyGuy
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(03-01-2007, 06:18 PM)
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What a tool....
Jack Random
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(03-01-2007, 06:23 PM)
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I almost cried laughing at that, phenomenal.
MaddenNFL64
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(03-01-2007, 06:28 PM)
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So, by 'naive Christian leaders', who is he calling out? I would love to see a war of words happen between pastors. I need more entertainment.
Lucky Forward
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(03-01-2007, 06:28 PM)
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Satan: Hmmm...if I have my unholy minions stoke the flames of hell just 3 degrees hotter, I may be able to divert God's followers onto the red herring of environmentalism and away from their mission of saving more souls...it's just crazy enough to work.

Saddam: Hey Satan.....look at this!

Satan: Oh, Saddam. *sighs*
Last edited by Lucky Forward; 03-01-2007 at 06:33 PM.
Alucard
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(03-01-2007, 06:30 PM)
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Who or where can I write to to bitch about this idiot of a man?
TheIkariWarrior
(03-01-2007, 07:14 PM)
"Global Warming" is cyclic. it's happened in the past. the earth's temp heated up by something like several whole degrees in the middle-ages. it's been much hotter in the past than it is now.

all the global warming fear-mongering is part of the NWO's agenda for the U.S. and the world.

ohhh Global Warming is so bad ====> Global Government.

oh and F**K al gore and his Convenient Lie :)


besides, global warming is GOOD. it lets more crops grow longer, and in parts of the world they normally would not. makes for milder winters etc.

I love global warming. :lol
Frank the Great
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(03-01-2007, 07:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by TheIkariWarrior

ohhh Global Warming is so bad ====> Global Government.

omg why has no one seen this?

PS. are you high
Link1110
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(03-01-2007, 07:25 PM)

The Reverend Jerry Falwell says global warming is "Satan's attempt to redirect the church's primary focus" from evangelism to environmentalism.
Falwell told his Baptist congregation in Lynchburg yesterday that "the jury is still out" on whether humans are causing -- or could stop -- global warming.

But he said some "naive Christian leaders" are being "duped" by arguments like those presented in former Vice President Al Gore's documentary "An Inconvenient Truth. Falwell says the documentary should have been titled "A Convenient Untruth."

Falwell said the Bible teaches that God will maintain the Earth until Jesus returns, so Christians should be responsible environmentalists, but not what he calls ... quote ... "first-class nuts."

Wait, so God is maintaining the Earth, but somehow Satan is able to do something as major as global warming?
HyperZone<3
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(03-01-2007, 07:25 PM)

Originally Posted by TheIkariWarrior

"Global Warming" is cyclic. it's happened in the past. the earth's temp heated up by something like several whole degrees in the middle-ages. it's been much hotter in the past than it is now.

all the global warming fear-mongering is part of the NWO's agenda for the U.S. and the world.

ohhh Global Warming is so bad ====> Global Government.

oh and F**K al gore and his Convenient Lie :)


besides, global warming is GOOD. it lets more crops grow longer, and in parts of the world they normally would not. makes for milder winters etc.

I love global warming. :lol

yeah, all those droughts and floods I keep hearing about are doing us all a world of good.
TheIkariWarrior
(03-01-2007, 07:25 PM)

Originally Posted by Francois the Great

omg why has no one seen this?

PS. are you high


are you informed ?
TemplaerDude
(03-01-2007, 07:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by HyperZone&lt

yeah, all those droughts and floods I keep hearing about are doing us all a world of good.

just saying, but i don't think the earth gives two shits about who is on it.
Dan
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(03-01-2007, 07:32 PM)
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The Reverend Jerry Falwell says global warming is "Satan's attempt to redirect the church's primary focus" from evangelism to environmentalism.
Falwell told his Baptist congregation in Lynchburg yesterday that "the jury is still out" on whether humans are causing -- or could stop -- global warming.

But he said some "naive Christian leaders" are being "duped" by arguments like those presented in former Vice President Al Gore's documentary "An Inconvenient Truth. Falwell says the documentary should have been titled "A Convenient Untruth."

Falwell said the Bible teaches that God will maintain the Earth until Jesus returns, so Christians should be responsible environmentalists, but not what he calls ... quote ... "first-class nuts."

Between those three statements, too many logical fallacies to count.
Shig
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(03-01-2007, 07:39 PM)
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So religion and environmental responsibility are conflicting, incompatible idealogies, then? How is that?
ziegen
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(03-01-2007, 08:03 PM)
Doesn't that satan guy ever do anything good to help us out.....all I ever hear about is the bad stuff. sheesh


maybe if people just gave him a chance.....
Cyan
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(03-01-2007, 08:08 PM)
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I guess Hell is exothermic after all.
AntoneM
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(03-01-2007, 08:13 PM)
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whew! and I thought I would have to start driving less, using less heat/AC, and switching my light bulbs. Suck it Satan! I ain't changin'!
fallengorn
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(03-01-2007, 08:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by ziegen

Doesn't that satan guy ever do anything good to help us out.....all I ever hear about is the bad stuff. sheesh


maybe if people just gave him a chance.....


"I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. "
emomoonbase
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(03-01-2007, 08:41 PM)
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but not what he calls ... quote ... "first-class nuts."

Speaking of first class nuts...
Phoenix
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(03-01-2007, 09:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by Nut job Falwell

Falwell said the Bible teaches that God will maintain the Earth until Jesus returns, so Christians should be responsible environmentalists, but not what he calls ... quote ... "first-class nuts."

Earth isn't going anywhere...
ronito
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(03-01-2007, 09:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by fallengorn


"I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. "

Oh man, I loved the devil in that movie.
MrPing1000
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(03-01-2007, 11:20 PM)
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WTF u taking about Jerry?
zon
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(03-02-2007, 01:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by Zaptruder

I'm sick of these right wing ****s manipulating religion into a right wing propaganda machine.

It's so tiresome hearing about politics and religion in america. Wish you could nuke the whole hypocritical edifice and start again on a belief system predicated on logic.

I have found the answer!

Verano
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(03-02-2007, 01:29 AM)
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Science-1
Evangelical dumbass- -100 to the infinite power
Hitokage
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(03-02-2007, 04:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheIkariWarrior

besides, global warming is GOOD. it lets more crops grow longer, and in parts of the world they normally would not. makes for milder winters etc.

I love global warming. :lol

Europe and its dependency on the gulf stream says "hi".

are you informed ?

Of the grand conspiracy to defile my bodily fluids? Absolutely.
Newzboyz99
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(03-02-2007, 04:45 AM)
Europe? :lol
Armitage
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(03-02-2007, 04:50 AM)

Originally Posted by Shig

So religion and environmental responsibility are conflicting, incompatible idealogies, then? How is that?

Humans can't go extinct, the bible CLEARLY states that the Rapture will take believers away into the coulds.
Hitokage
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(03-02-2007, 04:52 AM)
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I love how some people think that when god said we're stewards of the earth, he really meant we could do whatever the **** we wanted and he'd clean up after us.
Armitage
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(03-02-2007, 04:57 AM)

Originally Posted by Verano

Evangelical dumbass- -100 to the infinite power


Ok, so, it's been a while since I did calculus, but wouldn't -100^infinty be as much a positive number as a negative number?
Frank the Great
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(03-02-2007, 05:07 AM)
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he meant -(100^infinity)

>_>

<_<
Zaptruder
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(03-02-2007, 05:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by zon

I have found the answer!

Are you mocking me? Or did you just out yourself as a satanist? :/
zon
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(03-02-2007, 12:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by Zaptruder

Are you mocking me? Or did you just out yourself as a satanist? :/

Come on dude, the thread is about a preacher who blames Satan for global warming, how can I not whip up a pic of TSB when someone wishes for a new religion in that thread? :p

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