Woman exchanges anal for..

[Kak.efes]

.. world of warcraft gold.

[Meier]

Haha, yeah I posted the YTMND in the WoW thread a bit ago. It said she was open to anal, not that she gave it btw (I know the thread title is more incendiary this way though).

[PhoenixDark]

"I got laid". No, you didn't.

[krypt0nian]

She's pretty tore up for being 31.

Probably the groups/anal.

[HomShaBom]

For a epic flying mount? I said WoW

[brandonh83]

suffice to say if I find any of you in-game I will be killing you 280% faster

[RevenantKioku]

Hey, whatever makes you happy.

[OatmealMu]

Epic mount indeed.

[ToxicAdam]

No shocker she plays as a dark elf. Those people are wierdos.

[JayDubya]

Don't click the YTMND link. They got about a bazillion hits and they took the site down and replaced it with something considerably less nice.

[Verboten]

Does she have eyes? Was she blinking in the picture?

[malek4980]

Some people take online gaming really seriously, they're really anal about it.

Does she have eyes? Was she blinking in the picture?

I know she has at least one brown eye and she'll let you see it for some gold.

[LunaClover]

It looks like she has a mullet.




...What a weird world we live in that we exchange sex for video game goods. Fecking weird.

[Fireblend]

It looks like she has a mullet. ...What a weird world we live in that we exchange sex for video game goods. Fecking weird.

So it's finally going to pay off?

>_>

[Triumph]

Some people take online gaming really seriously, they're really anal about it. I know she has at least one brown eye and she'll let you see it for some gold.

Oh Malek, you're in rare form today.

Reason 29835794574896969762 not to play stupid mmorpgs.

[ImperialConquest]

*Runs off to purchase WoW and plans to play non-stop to earn 5000G*


Oh wait, it's not a real elf I'd be banging?





Screw it, I'll stick to Hentai.

[Verboten]

Some people take online gaming really seriously, they're really anal about it. I know she has at least one brown eye and she'll let you see it for some gold.

No, thank you.

[JayDubya]

Actually, let's figure out the exchange rate.

Edit: *Details from a quick Google search.*

5000 gold sells for about $600.

So she's a $600 / night whore.

Honestly, she doesn't look like she's worth that much, so she made out like a bandit.

[manipulate]

the dude got ripped off, $600 for that is shocking

[worldrunover]

:o

This is funny as hell, but where does it say anything about anal? Could be ol' fashion rough sex, no?

[RevenantKioku]

5000 G/hr * (1hr/60min) * (1min/60s) = 1.39 G/s
Take into account she got it on with another WoW player.
Prep time: 5 minutes = 417 G
Figuring out how to take off bra: 5 minutes = 417 G
Figuring correct hole: 2 minutes = 166 G
Considering if this was really a good idea: 2 minutes 55 seconds = 241 G
Sex: 5 seconds = 7G
Crying: 45 minutes = 3751 G

Not bad, for her.

[Kabuki Waq]

MMO players enjoy taking it up the ass anyways.

[tedtropy]

I'm reminded of Office Space for some reason...

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had 5000 in WoW gold? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: **** a chick with a mullet in the ass, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had 5000 gold, you'd **** a chick with a mullet in the ass? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had lots of gold I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd go anal with a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point.

[Eggo]

So not worth it... but such is the allure of a female on the Internet in a male-dominated group of video game players.

[PhoenixDark]

It took me awhile to get my regular mount. I raised around 70g for it while a guildie helped with the rest (20g).

[shidoshi]

This is why women shouldn't be allowed to play video games. They ruin it for us guys who actually have to work hard for our mounts!

[Linkzg]

I heard this on GFW, it was hilarious

[Archer]

WoW > real life?

What losers.

[Stoney Mason]

:o This is funny as hell, but where does it say anything about anal?

Also not adverse to the idea of groups\anal

To be honest two consenting adults can do whatever the hell they want. I tend to not judge things like this despite how easy it is to make a few jokes.

[Ravager61]

That bitch is ugly.

[Joe Molotov]

Epic mount.

[worldrunover]

To be honest two consenting adults can do whatever the hell they want. I tend to not judge things like this despite how easy it is to make a few jokes.

While that is true, couldn't this be construed as a form of prostitution?

[Luna104]

nm

[JayDubya]

While that is true, couldn't this be construed as a form of prostitution?

It most certainly is.

So what?

[bionic77]

Just imagine the internet response if a more attractive woman decided to prostitute herself out for some videogame.

I imagine NeoGAF would be a ghost town for a few hours (at least the gaming side of it).

[worldrunover]

It most certainly is. So what?

I was just wondering if he was consenting prostitution.

[Stoney Mason]

While that is true, couldn't this be construed as a form of prostitution?

Sure but morally I don't have a problem with that also.

[levious]

Actually, let's figure out the exchange rate. Edit: *Details from a quick Google search.* 5000 gold sells for about $600. So she's a $600 / night whore. Honestly, she doesn't look like she's worth that much, so she made out like a bandit.

only 300 a night, he got a two-fer.

[yacobod]

the lesson to be learned from all of this, as always is

wow is serious

[LordMaji]

What a skank.

[JayDubya]

only 300 a night, he got a two-fer.

Naw the deal was $600 for one night. Then she's giving him a freebie, or they've negotiated terms for him to keep being her Alliance side sugardaddy.

[levious]

I think most jurisdictions require an actual exchange of money for there to be prostitution... not sure if that's ever been extended to goods or other things of value, don't know.

[RevenantKioku]

I think most jurisdictions require an actual exchange of money for there to be prostitution... not sure if that's ever been extended to goods or other things of value, don't know.

There's only one way to find out!

[quadriplegicjon]

picture no more.

:(

anyone else have it?

[Meier]

Oooh, the YTMND with it was changed btw -- glad I hit backspace real quick as I think I saw a naked dude about to flash by. Time to go edit the link out of the WoW thread!

[the•rebel]

Re-up the picture. I missed it.

[bjork]

I would've let some dude plow me for a legit Spread Needle back when I was trying to find one.

Well ok, maybe not...

[dskillzhtown]

I wonder if Luke took advantage of this...

[Graf Nudu]

Seriously, WOW is the dumbest shit. Ever.

The people playing it, too, as this thread shows.

[Mojovonio]

Next, we'll hear about someone invoked the Cenobites for an epic mount.



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