NOTHING I DO IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU DADWhen I received a report from the U.S. that they sold 1 million Pokémon Diamond & Pearl already, I asked them, "why did you sell only 10,000 Brain Age last week, when Europe sold through 30,000?" This is a typical example of how I communicate with our people in the U.S.
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/libr...0427qa/02.html
Dear Mr. Iwata,
Please bitchslap NoE around a bit. It would be much appreciated.
Regards,
Europe
PS: you are awesome
Please bitchslap NoE around a bit. It would be much appreciated.
Regards,
Europe
PS: you are awesome
Does NOA respond with "Why did Zelda sell so poorly (respectively) in Japan? Jerk..."
Mr Iwata,
Please show your mighty pimp hand to NAL, they need a helping one.
PS. Don't Smite Me
Regards,
Australia
Please show your mighty pimp hand to NAL, they need a helping one.
PS. Don't Smite Me
Regards,
Australia
Originally Posted by Gigglepoo
Does NOA respond with "Why did Zelda sell so poorly (respectively) in Japan? Jerk..."
:lol
:lolOriginally Posted by Gigglepoo
Does NOA respond with "Why did Zelda sell so poorly (respectively) in Japan? Jerk..."
Nintendo is funny. Miyamoto goes around kicking random studios into shape, Iwata goes around flashing his CEO card. Heh NCL could literally jump in any time and do whatever anyway lol.
U.S people are smarter? i dunno lol!
Brain Ownage?
Damn.
I see Iwata has received the traditional Nintendo pimp cane and golden pimp cup from Yamauchi, having long been tradition since the company's love hotel days.
Never answer back the pimp.Originally Posted by Gigglepoo
Does NOA respond with "Why did Zelda sell so poorly (respectively) in Japan? Jerk..."
:lol :lol :lol
Are there any pictures on the internet of Iwata looking angry? He always has the jolly Japanese father look in photos.
We need some 'shops
Are there any pictures on the internet of Iwata looking angry? He always has the jolly Japanese father look in photos.
We need some 'shops
It'd be nice to see Nintendo of America readvertising Brain Age - it's really underperforming compared to everywhere else.
Yes, please.Originally Posted by E-phonk
Dear Mr. Iwata,
Please bitchslap NoE around a bit. It would be much appreciated.
Regards,
Europe
They used to but they've stopped because Iwata always gives the same reply, 'Zelda doesn't sell because we killed gaming in Japan', finishing with a hearty laugh.Originally Posted by Gigglepoo
Does NOA respond with "Why did Zelda sell so poorly (respectively) in Japan? Jerk..."
I predict this will be a photoshop thread.
"Does Satoru Iwata have to choke a bitch?"Originally Posted by Gigglepoo
Does NOA respond with "Why did Zelda sell so poorly (respectively) in Japan? Jerk..."
:lol :lol :lolOriginally Posted by Mr. Pointy
I see Iwata has received the traditional Nintendo pimp cane and golden pimp cup from Yamauchi, having long been tradition since the company's love hotel days.
Hopefully he'll move onto Australia (and Europe for the matter) when he's done with NOA
yeah this is a good time for the Reggie not my problem pic :lol
Buh? This is one of the few things that IS his problem!Originally Posted by Smiles and Cries
yeah this is a good time for the Reggie not my problem pic :lol
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:lol :lol
this thread has limitless potential
this thread has limitless potential
I suppose this was Reggie's answer to Iwata
Brain Training is the only thing that is from Nintendo I can truly call a FAD
it will have to go away sooner or later, USA does not love its Brain, have you heard our President?
it will have to go away sooner or later, USA does not love its Brain, have you heard our President?
As pulled from another thread:
Too bad the colonel/Guybrush don't post here anymore (although I'm sure some people at NoE still lurk here).
I would really like them to officially explain why they hate us so much.
We buy your consoles and portables, we break records in software purchasing, we get our sisters, wifes and mothers to play your games, and still you don't reward us with realistic release schedules and localised games.
I would really like them to officially explain why they hate us so much.
We buy your consoles and portables, we break records in software purchasing, we get our sisters, wifes and mothers to play your games, and still you don't reward us with realistic release schedules and localised games.
who made Reggie Mexican?Originally Posted by NintendoGal
As pulled from another thread:
It was in a thread with a bunch of images so I'm actually not sure unfortunately.
We are NOT borgOriginally Posted by Smiles and Cries
Brain Training is the only thing that is from Nintendo I can truly call a FAD
it will have to go away sooner or later, USA does not love its Brain, have you heard our President?
Haha, that's pretty crazy.
The pimp hand is strong with Iwata.
The pimp hand is strong with Iwata.
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
(05-03-2007, 09:40 AM)
Howbout you release Mother 3 over here, Iwata?.... I would've bought THAT.
Where, Japan? Iwata doesn't operate NoA or NoE.Originally Posted by BocoDragon
Howbout you release Mother 3 over here, Iwata?.... I would've bought THAT.
Iwata wasn't the problem, it's Reggie and his "trying to understand" the franchise.Originally Posted by BocoDragon
Howbout you release Mother 3 over here, Iwata?.... I would've bought THAT.
:lol So true. Heres my try:Originally Posted by Mr. Pointy
I see Iwata has received the traditional Nintendo pimp cane and golden pimp cup from Yamauchi, having long been tradition since the company's love hotel days.
:lol
Is this the Wii version of Brain Age?
No, they doesn't exist yet...Originally Posted by Smiles and Cries
Is this the Wii version of Brain Age?
Wait a second, why doesn't Brain Age Wii exist yet?
The selling point of the DS is mind games, the selling point of the Wii is motion games. Pretty different.Originally Posted by Gigglepoo
No, they doesn't exist yet...
Wait a second, why doesn't Brain Age Wii exist yet?
Aren't there only a couple "mind games" on the NDS? It's got a bunch of puppies and plumbers and pocket monsters too.Originally Posted by jj984jj
The selling point of the DS is mind games, the selling point of the Wii is motion games. Pretty different.
Dear Mr. Iwata:
Please pimp slap NoA for refusing to bring over Mother 3 and Rhythm Tengoku.
Sincerely,
Shard
Please pimp slap NoA for refusing to bring over Mother 3 and Rhythm Tengoku.
Sincerely,
Shard
Big Brain Age Wii exists. It's just a diversion.Originally Posted by Gigglepoo
No, they doesn't exist yet...
Wait a second, why doesn't Brain Age Wii exist yet?
DS is meant to be interacted with like a book. The Wii is meant to be interacted with like either a TV remote or the handle of a sword/tennis racket/billy club/pimp cane. Thus one gets "writing" type games and the other gets Wii Sports.Originally Posted by jj984jj
The selling point of the DS is mind games, the selling point of the Wii is motion games. Pretty different.
They're probably focusing on the English Version of Brain Age 2 and the third game for the DS. Honestly, there won't be any Brain Age games on the Wii till we see a third game - I cant see them diverting the sequel to the Wii, at least not now.Originally Posted by Mr. Pointy
Big Brain Age Wii exists. It's just a diversion.
Questioning why 1 title did poor in one area of the world where the same did better elsewhere is a poor thing to ask about. I can understand him wanting to help maximize sales of their titles, but let's face it: Kettle, here's the Pot. Get to know each other. Zelda: TP NA Sales vs. Zelda: TP JP Sales.
"So, I hear that you managed to sell over a million units of Pokemon, so far."
"That's right, sir!"
"Then why did you sell only 10,000 Brain Age last week, when Europe sold through 30,000?"
"Well, sir, we're doing all we can...The American market just isn't ready..."
"Don't bullshit a bullshitter, mutha****er."
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lolOriginally Posted by Game-Biz
"So, I hear that you managed to sell over a million units of Pokemon, so far."
"That's right, sir!"
"Then why did you sell only 10,000 Brain Age last week, when Europe sold through 30,000?"
"Well, sir, we're doing all we can...The American market just isn't ready..."
"Don't bullshit a bullshitter, mutha****er."
:lolOriginally Posted by Gigglepoo
Does NOA respond with "Why did Zelda sell so poorly (respectively) in Japan? Jerk..."
think thats the most serious face ive ever seen on the guy. Probably tired of wearing a suit. They say he likes to wear his kirby shirts etc
:lol
reggie: we just made 60 million dollar on Pokemon in two weeks!
iwata: .... yeah.... how much Brain Training?
reggie: .. and we've sold 3 million Wiis!
iwata: how much Brain Training, Reggie!?
reggie: ...
iwata: ... *hangs up phone*
reggiecry.gif
reggie: we just made 60 million dollar on Pokemon in two weeks!
iwata: .... yeah.... how much Brain Training?
reggie: .. and we've sold 3 million Wiis!
iwata: how much Brain Training, Reggie!?
reggie: ...
iwata: ... *hangs up phone*
reggiecry.gif
:lol :lol :lol :lolOriginally Posted by Game-Biz
series of awesomeness
It's NOT a "Golden Pimp Cup" it's a "Golden Gem Encrusted Pimp Chalice", I should Bitch Slap you for making that inexcusable error:)Originally Posted by Mr. Pointy
I see Iwata has received the traditional Nintendo pimp cane and golden pimp cup from Yamauchi, having long been tradition since the company's love hotel days.