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koam
(05-05-2007, 02:35 AM)
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My roommate is gone for the weekend and the chick i'm seeing is MIA for two weeks and suddenly, I have no idea what to do. Maybe it's age, but I remember being able to stay home alone on a Friday and entertain myself with videogames or tv and have a great time but now, at 26, I find it highly depressing. My other friends all have girlfriends who are whipping them and as a result, i only really get to see them during breakups or birthdays.

I'm bored out of my mind and it's really depressing. There's nothing on TV, I downloaded season 2 of weeds but i can only watch so many episodes before i get bored. I tried playing some videogames, the only thing that even caught my attention was punch-out and that didn't last very long.

So what does everyone else here do on a friday night if you're stuck home alone?
sefskillz
shitting in the alley outside your window
(05-05-2007, 02:35 AM)
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Watch this Rangers/Sabres game on Versus. Masturbate. Watch Tom Waits on Conan.
Ryck
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(05-05-2007, 02:36 AM)
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Is getting stoned an option?
catfish
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(05-05-2007, 02:42 AM)
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obvious answer is substances.
Alucard
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(05-05-2007, 02:43 AM)
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I'm home alone as well, but I'm content. Just spent 3 days at an academic conference where I presented, so I'm thoroughly wiped and will enjoy plopping my ass down to either watch the hockey game, do some cleaning, maybe do some laundry, some writing, reading, or general resting. I also have a roommate who I can chat with here and there, so that's also helpful. If you can't think of anyone to call and are genuinely depressed by the situation, I would say that tomorrow is another chance to grab hold of life a little more.
koam
(05-05-2007, 02:51 AM)
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I can't believe I didn't think of getting stoned and for god's sake, i've been watching weeds. I think my roommate still has a stash so i'll go do that. But uhh, i haven't smoked up alone before, wouldn't that make things worse. I'm so happy i have plans for tomorrow night.
Grizzlyjin
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(05-05-2007, 02:54 AM)
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I'm also alone tonight. My girlfriend is up in Maryland visiting family until next Friday, and most of my friends are busy studying for finals. I got to hang out with some buds last night for Spider-Man 3, but I really don't have anything for tonight. :(

I'm about five seconds away from ordering a pizza and cracking out the Die Hard Trilogy collection.
jordan0386
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(05-05-2007, 02:56 AM)
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My date Ciara'd my ass...but im not mad, I can handle it
Patrick Klepek
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(05-05-2007, 02:56 AM)
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I'm not alone, but I certainly am bored -- ****ing finals!
shuri
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(05-05-2007, 02:56 AM)
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ok i'm coming over and i'm bringing cheap wine, lots of vaseline and a cricket bat.
White Man
You can keep your rewards, I'd just as soon stay sick
(05-05-2007, 03:00 AM)
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Tonite is not going to be a social night. Luckily I have this and a bunch of games:

SleazyC
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(05-05-2007, 03:01 AM)
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You could write my lab report for me....
sefskillz
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(05-05-2007, 03:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by White Man

Tonite is not going to be a social night. Luckily I have this and a bunch of games:

man i bet johnny walker does wonders for my catan skills
koam
(05-05-2007, 03:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by shuri

ok i'm coming over and i'm bringing cheap wine, lots of vaseline and a cricket bat.

Dude, seriously, we need to meet up at some point. You've been stalking me since 1996 on the net.
RevenantKioku
PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
(05-05-2007, 03:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by White Man

Tonite is not going to be a social night. Luckily I have this and a bunch of games:
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8...geshow2il0.jpg

Me, I'm feeling a bit fruity tonight:
BobJustBob
LOL WTF I'm so drunk
(05-05-2007, 03:11 AM)
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I'll come over and help you with your roommate's stash.
nitewulf
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(05-05-2007, 03:55 AM)
good food + drinks + masturbation = heaven.
distantmantra
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(05-05-2007, 04:03 AM)
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My wife is out of town all weekend, friends are all busy with other things, and I'm feeling kind of sick.

This weekend is going to suck.
Vic
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(05-05-2007, 04:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by koam

My roommate is gone for the weekend and the chick i'm seeing is MIA for two weeks and suddenly, I have no idea what to do. Maybe it's age, but I remember being able to stay home alone on a Friday and entertain myself with videogames or tv and have a great time but now, at 26, I find it highly depressing. My other friends all have girlfriends who are whipping them and as a result, i only really get to see them during breakups or birthdays.

I'm bored out of my mind and it's really depressing. There's nothing on TV, I downloaded season 2 of weeds but i can only watch so many episodes before i get bored. I tried playing some videogames, the only thing that even caught my attention was punch-out and that didn't last very long.

So what does everyone else here do on a friday night if you're stuck home alone?

You are in montreal right now? If yes, call yourself an escort!
White Man
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(05-05-2007, 04:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by distantmantra

My wife is out of town all weekend, friends are all busy with other things, and I'm feeling kind of sick.

This weekend is going to suck.


You coulda been down with Morrissey this Sunday.
distantmantra
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(05-05-2007, 04:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by White Man

You coulda been down with Morrissey this Sunday.

Yeah, but those are some ridiculously expensive tickets. She gets back Sunday night too, which I'm eagerly looking forward to.

I really miss my wife. I typically have no problem when she's gone, but I'm not handling this one too well. Maybe it's because she's not that far away in North Bend.
Somnid
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(05-05-2007, 04:09 AM)
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Eh, drinking/smoking alone is far more depressing IMHO. Might as well embrace your nerdom and boot up some games or something.
D3RANG3D
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(05-05-2007, 04:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by nitewulf

good food + drinks + masturbation = heaven.

You know regular masturbation is fun and all but, strangers are the new hotness.



Sit on you hand until it get's numb and masturbate.
koam
(05-05-2007, 04:22 AM)
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Oh man, I was just watching Weeds and this quote, is just.. holy shit.. (shane is like 10 years old)

Andy Botwin: [to Shane about masturbation] Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a ****in' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.
[Shane gets up to walk away]
Andy Botwin: Hey!
[tosses Shane a banana]
Andy Botwin: . Homework.

Ryck
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(05-05-2007, 04:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by koam

I can't believe I didn't think of getting stoned and for god's sake, i've been watching weeds. I think my roommate still has a stash so i'll go do that. But uhh, i haven't smoked up alone before, wouldn't that make things worse. I'm so happy i have plans for tomorrow night.

Depends on you really, when I smoke alone I get really interested in stuff that I own ( Dvd's games etc) and I usually rewatch an old favorite or play an older game ( dunno why). Drinking alone is not so much fun for me. Im a bit stoned right now so I think I'm gonna go play some Mega Man 2, good luck.
tnw
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(05-05-2007, 04:33 AM)
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well, I went for a nice hike in Okutama yesterday, and it was a long trip back on the train, and it was standing room only because everyone else was going to okutama. Okutama was really beautiful! It's just SUCH a pain in the ass to get to by train. Maybe there is a bus that goes straight there....

so, i grabbed some food at the new marunouchi building, and came home and looked around on gaf and went to bed. that's what I did last night.
siamesedreamer
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(05-05-2007, 04:34 AM)


You're welcome......
Rindain
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(05-05-2007, 04:46 AM)

Originally Posted by siamesedreamer



You're welcome......

Who is that? And why haven't I seen her before?
CajoleJuice
(05-05-2007, 04:47 AM)
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Damn you siamesedreamer, she was supposed to be a MLB thread exclusive.
perryfarrell
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(05-05-2007, 04:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by siamesedreamer



You're welcome......

I have not seen a more flawless specimen of human. Ho-ly-mo-ly.
acidviper
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(05-05-2007, 05:05 AM)

Originally Posted by siamesedreamer



You're welcome......

Allison Stokke just got 200,000 GAF hits
VALIS
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But it cost me 40 friends
(05-05-2007, 05:14 AM)
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Good ****ing gravy! I think I'm gonna start weeping. And then pound my penis into submission.
rollingstart
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(05-05-2007, 05:22 AM)
this thread got better
Systems_id
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(05-05-2007, 05:26 AM)
This week has been one long mind-rape so I'm glad to be home alone.
Incognito
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(05-05-2007, 05:28 AM)
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GODDAMNIT SIAMESEDREAMER

you've done it again!!!

two nights in a row!!!
CajoleJuice
(05-05-2007, 05:30 AM)
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Originally Posted by Incognito

GODDAMNIT SIAMESEDREAMER

you've done it again!!!

two nights in a row!!!

Wait, he's done this before?!? ****ing Braves fans...
Corwood Rep
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rather like a middling Yorkshire pudding
(05-05-2007, 05:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by VALIS

sex

where am i
Incognito
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(05-05-2007, 05:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by CajoleJuice

Wait, he's done this before?!? ****ing Braves fans...

yeah, he pulled it off in some "where should i go to school" thread last night... :lol

that picture is dangerous
McHuj
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(05-05-2007, 05:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by siamesedreamer



You're welcome......

Indeed.

How tall is she? Any pictures in high heels and nylons?

And to the dude that started this thread: Don't worry about.

This is my first "free" friday night in a long time. My wife is away for the weekend so I get to drink and play video games all I want. So I suggest enjoy the free time you have now. it will be "Game Over" soon anyways.

So far tonight I've brank a 6 pack of Lowenbrau and a home made maragirta. (6 oz tequila [only 100% Agave kind], 1 Limeade, 2 oz tripple sec, ice).

Getting drunk alone may not seem like fun when your single and 26, but at 29 and married i call it relief. :D
Incognito
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(05-05-2007, 05:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by McHuj


This is my first "free" friday night in a long time. My wife is away for the weekend so I get to drink and play video games all I want. So I suggest enjoy the free time you have now. it will be "Game Over" soon anyways.

:lol :lol
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
(05-05-2007, 05:37 AM)
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Damn she's hot :o

siamesedreamer
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(05-05-2007, 05:39 AM)

Originally Posted by CajoleJuice

Damn you siamesedreamer, she was supposed to be a MLB thread exclusive.

Perfection like that MUST be shared with my fellow men!!!
Foreign Jackass
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(05-05-2007, 05:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by siamesedreamer



You're welcome......

She could use my pole anytime AM I RITE
krypt0nian
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(05-05-2007, 05:48 AM)
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Cut your toenails. They probably need work.
Phthisis
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(05-05-2007, 05:57 AM)
As hot as the chick is, the Stanley Cup playoffs should have come first. The best sporting action of the year.
disappeared
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(05-05-2007, 06:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by koam

My roommate is gone for the weekend and the chick i'm seeing is MIA for two weeks and suddenly, I have no idea what to do. Maybe it's age, but I remember being able to stay home alone on a Friday and entertain myself with videogames or tv and have a great time but now, at 26, I find it highly depressing. My other friends all have girlfriends who are whipping them and as a result, i only really get to see them during breakups or birthdays.

I'm bored out of my mind and it's really depressing. There's nothing on TV, I downloaded season 2 of weeds but i can only watch so many episodes before i get bored. I tried playing some videogames, the only thing that even caught my attention was punch-out and that didn't last very long.

So what does everyone else here do on a friday night if you're stuck home alone?


Welcome to my life every night of the year. And hell, I don't even have a girl, period.
Patrick Klepek
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(05-05-2007, 06:24 AM)
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Sigh. My roommate and gf just left to go out to the bars. And I am studying. If I didn't take the final tomorrow I would end up with a C+ in the class but that would be stupad :(
darksquirrel
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(05-05-2007, 06:34 AM)
To answer your question;

Smoke Pot

i may or may not be high right now
sky
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(05-05-2007, 06:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by VALIS

Incognito
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(05-05-2007, 06:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by sky

:lol :lol

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