Screw Face Training, the new DS hotness is Atsushi Onita's Political Quiz

[Tiktaalik]

In what may be a hot new trend, retired Japanese politician Atsushi Onita is getting a DS game. The game is some sort of political quiz game, and while there doesn't seem to be much info about how the game plays (perhaps some JGAFers can translate), Insert Credit has some background information about who Atsushi Onita is:

He became famous as the star of Frontier Martial-Arts Wrestling, where he created the barbed wire death match. Though he dropped out of high school, Onita returned in his 40s to finish his education. His charismatically aggressive personality generated a cult following that eventually translated to political success when he won the 19th House of Councilors election as a representative of the Liberal Democratic Party in 2001. One of his first major acts in office was to launch a post-9/11 humanitarian mission to Afghanistan, where he performed professional wrestling matches in crudely constructed rings made of sticks and rope, to benefit the children, he said. This was all documented on film. Onita is also rumored to have broken Wilt Chamberlain's record of 20,000 women banged. Fittingly, his exit from politics was forced by a recent sex scandal in which he was alleged to have used government accommodations to host a threesome with an AV actress and a female employee of the Ministry of Land, Infrastructure and Transportation. So, actually, this game is the least interesting thing Onita has ever done.

If they incorporate ANY of that into the game it sounds like it could be a winner.

[TheGreatDave]

sounds like a classy guy.

[Oldschoolgamer]

I never knew what Wilt Chamberlain's actual...i dunno..."numbers" were. 20,000? Good lord. So...between Wilt, this guy, and sheen, I wonder what the numbers add up to. o.0

[a Master Ninja]

Holy shit at that guy's life story!

[PetriP-TNT]

That guy seems to be "bit" legendary

[Date of Lies]

I never knew what Wilt Chamberlain's actual...i dunno..."numbers" were. 20,000? Good lord. So...between Wilt, this guy, and sheen, I wonder what the numbers add up to. o.0

For someone to have banged that many women, wiki says they must have had sex with 9 women every week between the ages of 15 and 40. You judge whether that's feasible or not.

Honestly, guys who get laid really often don't keep count anyway. But that whole sex scandal is pretty entertaining. Maybe it was worth it.

[claviertekky]

I can't stop laughing about the bolded part.

Onita is also rumored to have broken Wilt Chamberlain's record of 20,000 women banged. Fittingly, his exit from politics was forced by a recent sex scandal in which he was alleged to have used government accommodations to host a threesome with an AV actress and a female employee of the Ministry of Land, Infrastructure and Transportation.

[Odrion]

AV Actress, that's the Japanese version of a pornstar, right?

[Victrix]

at the post + the first part of the topic

edit: more like

[Grifter]

That game better end in an electric, exploding barbed wire cage.

[claviertekky]

AV Actress, that's the Japanese version of a pornstar, right?

Yep.

[Odrion]

I wonder which one then.

[deepred]

This guy was already one of my heroes because of FMW, but I didn't know he was a politician too ! O_O

[NaughtyCalibur]

This man is legendary.

[ninj4junpei]

Holy shit! 20,000 women?!

[TheGreatDave]

For someone to have banged that many women, wiki says they must have had sex with 9 women every week between the ages of 15 and 40. You judge whether that's feasible or not. Honestly, guys who get laid really often don't keep count anyway. But that whole sex scandal is pretty entertaining. Maybe it was worth it.

Hey, get an orgy going and you can bang 3 or 4 girls just by giving them 2 minutes of your time. There's 1440 minutes in a day, this pimp could be on his way to 6 digits.

[SovanJedi]

Wow, that bloke is awesome. Too bad his in-game persona reminds me of David Dickinson.

[devilscallmedad]

Jesus, this guy is made of so much win. The first true GAF mangod

[JKBii]

Why can't we have politicians like that?

[Date of Lies]

Hey, get an orgy going and you can bang 3 or 4 girls just by giving them 2 minutes of your time. There's 1440 minutes in a day, this pimp could be on his way to 6 digits.

I know you're joking but


how can a man have several orgies a week and be elected in politics only to be forced to resign for a mere threesome

[Baby Milo]

Onita is also rumored to have broken Wilt Chamberlain's record of 20,000 women banged. Fittingly, his exit from politics was forced by a recent sex scandal in which he was alleged to have used government accommodations to host a threesome with an AV actress and a female employee of the Ministry of Land, Infrastructure and Transportation.

yesssssssssss a true legend im gonna have to learn more about this guy

[TheGreatDave]

I know you're joking but how can a man have several orgies a week and be elected in politics only to be forced to resign for a mere threesome

Fucking somebody in a government building probably isn't the best way to stay employed

[Date of Lies]

Fucking somebody in a government building probably isn't the best way to stay employed

Then why do I still have a job?

[TheGreatDave]

Then why do I still have a job?

Wait till Monday. Shit storm a brewing.

[tehbear]

Then why do I still have a job?

Lax monitoring?

[Hydro_Alexis]

He became famous as the star of Frontier Martial-Arts Wrestling, where he created the barbed wire death match.

This man is a complete legend and i have only read the first line it can surely only get better