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It´s awesome, can´t wait for the next one. Sometimes he talks really fast, but that actually fits well, like he is trying to say as much bs as possible in a short timeframe.

Originally Posted by Haunted One

'woo check me out motherfuckers, I'm normal mapped!'

I lolled and lolled.

"If you were offended by the picture of Mother Teresa eating a baby then you should know that your mum said much more offensive things to me when I was fucking her last night."

Oh snap.

Schrödinger's Console!!!

By far the most funny part of the video. :lol :lol :lol

These are amazing. I wonder how long he can keep it up. This kind of concentrated awesome rarely lasts long.

Zero Punctuation + Bioshock

Oh god yes.

He just gets away with so many stuff since most people will only hear half what he's saying. Sometimes he speeds up when he offends the viewer. :lol

What happened to the escapist website and how come the Bioshock review isn't on youtube yet?!

Originally Posted by [Nintex]

He just gets away with so many stuff since most people will only hear half what he's saying. Sometimes he speeds up when he offends the viewer. :lol

no way, those are always the best parts. except when he says the Darkness would only be worth buying if it came with Beyond Good + Evil, a cake, and Belgium. :lol

while my and this guys opinions are so far off on many of the things he talked about, this stuff is still hilarious.

I'm amazed at how much I agree with him on Bioshock, though I found it to be a very difficult game... if you insist on never dying. If you don't care about dying, it's retardedly easy. I also found it hilarious how I could always escape combat and heal by taking the time to fix a camera while hovering in mid-air.

Brilliant and so true.

Originally Posted by Fragamemnon

The Bioshock one really does hit on a few points that I had with the game too-notably the lack of real "character defining" choices for plasmids/tonics/weapons by means of clever synergies (like the best skill systems tend to have) and the whole notion that the world around you stops when you are hacking or looking at the map and what not. I like how System Shock 2 almost never paused the game for anything-made for a more tense atmosphere.

Still the best game to come out in the last few years, easily (and certainly a bit better than a game he flashed there for a bit, STALKER), though.

He didn't say STALKER was better. He simply said that STALKER was a more complex game (more RPG elements). Which is absolutely correct.

That was the first time I've seen this series and it's awesome.

I'd have to say that I don't fully agree with some of his points. I don't feel Bioshock was dumbed down in the same way that Deus Ex 2 was, for instance. I appreciated them when they were there, but I can't say I completely missed things like having an inventory. I think that would've made things potentially worse in Bioshock. Yahtzee treats complexity like it's a virtue, while I think it has a more modular application.

Originally Posted by wsippel

He didn't say STALKER was better. He simply said that STALKER was a more complex game (more RPG elements). Which is absolutely correct.

Agreed compared to stalker bioshock takes your hand looks both ways and then crosses the street with you, in an abandoned rural town.

Originally Posted by Fragamemnon

Still the best game to come out in the last few years, easily (and certainly a bit better than a game he flashed there for a bit, STALKER), though.

Maybe a 'bit' better, but just a bit, if that. Aside from the technical problems, STALKER was amazing, and did a number of things Bioshock should have done. Such as having an inventory, and never pausing while checking your PDA. No goddamn vital chambers also. Though maybe I just was put off by how console friendly Bioshock turned out.

That was great.

That is all.

I've been following this guy for a while. I was getting worried when his new stuff wasn't as good as the early stuff, but this week erased that fear.

Originally Posted by colinp

What happened to the escapist website and how come the Bioshock review isn't on youtube yet?!

Well, companies that hire people to produce content for them usually don't like it when the content gets put up on sites like YouTube (especially when it's available for free at their own site) and doesn't give them any traffic or commerce.

The Bioshock review was hilarious, and has passed Twing Twang as my favorite one of his so far :)

Originally Posted by Cantfakethefunk

Well, companies that hire people to produce content for them usually don't like it when the content gets put up on sites like YouTube (especially when it's available for free at their own site) and doesn't give them any traffic or commerce.

I've tried, but their site didn't load for me (and it still crawls right now).

Luckily, someone has uploaded it.

Hahahahah 6.0

someone put it on GameRankings.

I agree with every single point he makes about Bioshock, both good and bad. But he illustrates it in a much funnier way than I ever could. :(

And here I thought I was the only one who found the game to be remarkably easy.

Yup, I have to agree once again.

My main gripe with Bioshock was that it gave you all the "options" regardless of which plasmids you used. In Deus Ex for example some paths like hacking etc. were only available if you specialized in that area, sacrificing something else. In Bioshock everything is there from the get-go and all you're influencing is how you're killing opponents and taking some strain away from say hacking (and open the occasional secret room), that took some satisfaction away from me since I want my choices to have an impact on the game.

That said I still loved the game, but it didn't live up to the depth in Deus Ex, nor the gunplay in Half-Life which puts it somewhere in the middle ground.

Originally Posted by Visualante

Hahahahah 6.0

someone put it on GameRankings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_...The_6.0_System

:)

This guy is just awesome, not enough love on GAF. Maybe because most people can´t see the substance in his funny talk. Loving the credits of this one, the mother teresa stuff... :lol

"If you were offended by the picture of Mother Teresa eating a baby's head then you should also be aware that your mum was making me say even more offensive things while I was fucking her last night."

Kind of reminds me of a filthier Charlie Brooker, albeit on games not TV.

The amount of editorial content this man fits into 4 minutes is insane. And he's funny while doing so. Good riddance.

Originally Posted by Phoenix 2.0

"If you were offended by the picture of Mother Teresa eating a baby's head then you should also be aware that your mum was making me say even more offensive things while I was fucking her last night."

I quoted it first.

Also, I fucked your mom first.

Originally Posted by JCtheMC

Good riddance.

What?

Originally Posted by Visualante

Hahahahah 6.0

someone put it on GameRankings.

It's the little girl holding up a 6.0 reflecting the quality of the GROINKICK~, a la figure skating. I think after the stuff he says in the beginning, having a 6.0 review score would be sort of... uh, anachronistic?

I love this guy's work. Pure comic genius. Heh, has anyone else noticed how many in the gaming media have started using the word "cavalcade" all of a sudden?

The Darkness Demo video is so good.

"I'd only buy the full release if it was budget-priced. And threw in some better game. And some cake.....................And Belgium." :lol :lol :lol

Brilliant. I just want to see if he can keep it up though, it's difficult on a weekly schedule. It's a bit like what he said about throwing messages in bottles in the sea ;p

Originally Posted by Larsen B

Kind of reminds me of a filthier Charlie Brooker, albeit on games not TV.

I still had some issues of PC Zone dating back to when Charlie Brooker wrote for them, until a few months ago (must have been nearly ten years ago now, come to think of it...). Think i chucked 'em out when i was clearing out some shelves, though.

Originally Posted by Bildi

That was great.

That is all.

That's what she said!

New Bioshock review out.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...ation-BioShock
I lol'd hard many times.

You're late.

Originally Posted by Cruceh

New Bioshock review out.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...ation-BioShock
I lol'd hard many times.

Nice find

New one.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...er-Anniversary

Best one yet. Easily.

I enjoyed Laura dying in Tomb Raider: Legend for the exact same reasons.

Originally Posted by Prime crotch

New one.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...er-Anniversary

:lol :lol the end had me rolling.

That wasn't that great :/

Can someone tell me why I only get a white box where the video is supposed to be? I can't view videos from that site for some reason.

:lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/newreply...eply&p=7793549

Same for me (in firefox) I end up having to open it in a IE tab.

:lol at the "balleesteecs" reference.

That ended the best possible way.