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ALeperMessiah
(09-18-2007, 03:05 PM)
 
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Mass Erect.... err, Effect to feature intergalatic lesbian action #1

www.bbfc.co.uk Click interactive and games, then mass effect.


Originally Posted by BBFC:
MASS EFFECT is a role playing game and shooter set in the future in space. The player controls either a male or female American soldier through a long and involved story line, making choices along the way. The game has been classified at '12' for moderate violence and one sex scene.

The violence is undetailed and takes place in a futuristic setting. The single sex scene is brief and undetailed, although there is breast nudity in one version of the scene. The sex scene is triggered by the player making a series of choices about becoming more than friends with a colleague. If playing as a male character the scene can take place between him and a human woman or a humanoid female alien. If playing as a female character the scene can take place between her and a male human or a female humanoid alien.

The game also contains use of the word 'bastard' and at least one aggressive use of the word 'bitch'. Both of which are acceptable under BBFC Guidelines at '12'.

Halo what?
McBradders
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(09-18-2007, 03:07 PM)
 
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#2

Day 1 purchase confirmed
Uncle
Dave's other lieutenant
(09-18-2007, 03:07 PM)
 
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#3

Threesomes?
The Wispy Scoundrel
You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?
(09-18-2007, 03:07 PM)
 
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#4

Best game ever. I wasn't even interested until I heard this.
Pureauthor
(09-18-2007, 03:08 PM)
 
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#5

Living up to its fan name, I see.
ari
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(09-18-2007, 03:08 PM)
 
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#6

game of the year
_dementia
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(09-18-2007, 03:09 PM)
 
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#7

So basically, Mass Effect is GOTY
Darkman M
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(09-18-2007, 03:09 PM)
 
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#8

mmmmm mmmm good
Tieno
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(09-18-2007, 03:09 PM)
 
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#9

With Bioware you know it'll at least be handled with class.
MightyHedgehog
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I hope you're wearing your flak vest!
(09-18-2007, 03:09 PM)
 
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#10

Yeah, but is the sexing set in zero-G? Floating globules of bodily fluid are a must.
Psychotext
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(09-18-2007, 03:09 PM)
 
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#11

Limited edition to come with hand cream and tissues...
Defuser
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(09-18-2007, 03:10 PM)
 
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#12

YES YES!!!
BrokenSymmetry
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(09-18-2007, 03:10 PM)
 
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#13

According to this, the female character can only have a sex scene with a humanoid female alien, not with a regular female human. Maybe she's just confused?
Ghost
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(09-18-2007, 03:10 PM)
 
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#14

Quote:
the player making a series of choices about becoming more than friends with a colleague


Sounds romantic





btw spoilar total, now I know there's boob in mass effect :'(
Dabanton
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(09-18-2007, 03:11 PM)
 
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#15

Originally Posted by Defuser:
YES YES!!!

My god what is that?
Uncle
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(09-18-2007, 03:11 PM)
 
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#16

Originally Posted by BrokenSymmetry:
According to this, the female character can only have a sex scene with a humanoid female alien, not with a regular female human. Maybe she's just confused?

And it looks like the dudes can't get their gay on. Downgrade total (from Jade Empire).

Edit: no, it actually isn't since chicks couldn't go gay in that one. Unless you count the threesome. Which brings me to my original post.
BobLoblaw
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(09-18-2007, 03:12 PM)
 
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#17

"If playing as a male character the scene can take place between him and a human woman or a humanoid female alien."

No man on man confirmed? Guess I'll have to settle for hot, lesbian lovin.
GreekWolf
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(09-18-2007, 03:12 PM)
 
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#18

Originally Posted by Defuser:
YES YES!!!
what in the hell
sionyboy
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(09-18-2007, 03:13 PM)
 
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#19

I bet the humanoid alien female is the blue chick from the non-gender specific species...The Asari.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asari_%28Mass_Effect%29

Its obvious from the an earlier video that was released that Shepherd and that Asari female/male will get it on. That scene had soft porn written all over it.

"I'm just a lonely science type girl all alone in my lab....I wouldn't know about those sorts of things Commander"
"Then let me show you how we military men get things done...." Bom-Chikka-Wah-Wah
A2D
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(09-18-2007, 03:13 PM)
#20

Originally Posted by Defuser:
YES YES!!!
What the...
Jigsaw
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(09-18-2007, 03:13 PM)
 
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#21

Originally Posted by Defuser:
YES YES!!!

my eyez >_<
Imperial Hot
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(09-18-2007, 03:15 PM)
 
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#22

Originally Posted by Defuser:
YES YES!!!
WTF?

Anyway, this is going to be so awesome. I am totally going to be a girl just to see the girl on girl.
Arkaerial
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(09-18-2007, 03:16 PM)
 
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#23

Originally Posted by Defuser:
YES YES!!!
I actually laughed at work, and got in trouble for this damn gif.
Orlics
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(09-18-2007, 03:16 PM)
 
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#24

Quote:
This work is made up of a number of separate components.
Note that since February 2001 the BBFC has measured each component separately, but older works may not have the exact details, only a list of titles.
n/a MASS EFFECT
00:00:10:00 ASHLEYCUTSCENEBLOOD.AVI
00:00:40:00 GETHDEATHHEADSHOT\EDEN PRIME GETH SCENE
00:00:13:00 GETHDEATHHEADSHOT\GETHDEATH_HEADSHOT.AVI
00:07:36:00 ROMANCE CUTSCENES
00:00:08:00 ZOMBIEHEADGIB.AVI
01:00:30:00 CUTSCENES


ASHLEY?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(
Wii
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(09-18-2007, 03:17 PM)
 
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#25

Quote:
there is breast nudity
Woohoo!
gofreak
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(09-18-2007, 03:18 PM)
 
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Quote:
If playing as a male character the scene can take place between him and a human woman or a humanoid female alien. If playing as a female character the scene can take place between her and a male human or a female humanoid alien.

Equal opportunities unconfirmed >:| WTF, bioware?
D2M15
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(09-18-2007, 03:18 PM)
#27

Quit with the spoilers, Orlics.
Spider_Jerusalem
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(09-18-2007, 03:18 PM)
 
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#28

Quote:
there is breast nudity in one version of the scene
NEEDS TO KNOW HOW

Quote:
YES YES!!!

I agree.
Orlics
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(09-18-2007, 03:19 PM)
 
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#29

Originally Posted by D2M15:
Quit with the spoilers, Orlics.

I'd laugh if that really turned out to be her dying or some shit. And I'd feel sorry for the guys who had to review the content (assuming they plan on playing the game at all).
TheHeretic
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(09-18-2007, 03:19 PM)
 
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#30

Quote:
00:00:08:00 ZOMBIEHEADGIB.AVI

Thats awfully close to ZOMBIEHEADJOB.

Dead Rising given a whole new dimension.
Des0lar
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(09-18-2007, 03:20 PM)
 
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#31

Originally Posted by Wii:
Woohoo!

Hell yeah!
Jtyettis
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(09-18-2007, 03:20 PM)
 
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#32

Originally Posted by Defuser:
YES YES!!!
yourdadnewpa4.gif

Quote:
Mouthbreathing pedo


.
Uncle
Dave's other lieutenant
(09-18-2007, 03:20 PM)
 
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#33

Originally Posted by Spider_Jerusalem:
NEEDS TO KNOW HOW


I'm playing as a lesbian just to get better odds at seeing bewbs.
OliveJuice
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(09-18-2007, 03:20 PM)
 
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#34

You can have sex in this game?
MWS Natural
They need to do a stupid on that shit.
(09-18-2007, 03:21 PM)
 
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#35

Quote:
If playing as a male character the scene can take place between him and a human woman or a humanoid female alien.



Alien STD's anyone?
Keio
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(09-18-2007, 03:21 PM)
 
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#36

Originally Posted by gofreak:
Equal opportunities unconfirmed >:| WTF, bioware?
Excellent point. Now the whole Female/Female scene feels only like a cheap sales pitch to horny boys wanting to see hot chicks get it on.
Uncle
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(09-18-2007, 03:22 PM)
 
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#37

Originally Posted by OliveJuice:
You can have sex in this game?


I think most (if not all) BioWare RPGs have romance subplots and quests.
Uncle
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(09-18-2007, 03:24 PM)
 
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#38

Originally Posted by Keio:
Excellent point. Now the whole Female/Female scene feels only like a cheap sales pitch to horny boys wanting to see hot chicks get it on.

It's just to make up for Jade Empire which had male/male romance but no female/female, IIRC (and I just decided that MFF doesn't coun't as gay).
Ghost
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(09-18-2007, 03:27 PM)
 
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#39

Who was the man on man romance with in JE? Please say it was with Cam Clarkes character
Brandon F
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(09-18-2007, 03:28 PM)
 
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#40

Originally Posted by Ghost:
Who was the man on man romance with in JE? Please say it was with Cam Clarkes character

It was Cam Clarke with...himself!
Uncle
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(09-18-2007, 03:32 PM)
 
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#41

Originally Posted by Ghost:
Who was the man on man romance with in JE? Please say it was with Cam Clarkes character


It was with Sky (also available for the ladies). And looks like I remembered wrong. You could have an f/f romance with Silk Fox. Man, Jade Empire had a ton of romance stuff.

Edit: and according to IMDB Cam Clarke was the voice of Sky.
Ghost
Chili Con Carnage!
(09-18-2007, 03:33 PM)
 
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#42




awesome
viakado
I'm the Professor
You are the Pupil
(09-18-2007, 03:40 PM)
 
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#43

hot alien chick: i will have with a human
dude: i'll have sex with you!
hot alien chick: are you asian?
dude: yes!
hot alien chick: nevermind.
Awntawn
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(09-18-2007, 03:41 PM)
 
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#44

So there are no male humanoid aliens?

/fantasyruined

i'm kidding 3;
chris0701
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(09-18-2007, 03:41 PM)
 
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#45

Wow at this feature. Big Surprise.
beermonkey@tehbias
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(09-18-2007, 03:42 PM)
 
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#46

GOTY confirmed. Sorry, Bioshock.
Jtyettis
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(09-18-2007, 03:43 PM)
 
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#47

Has this been rated in the UK yet?
JayDubya
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(09-18-2007, 03:45 PM)
 
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#48

Alien bestiality! Oh well, kind of old hat in American Sci-Fi.

Kirk fucked everything that had any kind of orifice, really. Picard didn't need to do much to appear dignified after that.

At any rate, romance subplots are nothing new. Baldur's Gate 2, Neverwinter Nights, KotOR, and Jade Empire all had romance options. KotOR and Jade Empire both had this sort of possibility, Jade Empire especially, even between a male protagonist and Sky.

Baldur's Gate 2 still has the best romance plots, I think.

Last edited by JayDubya : 09-18-2007 at 03:50 PM.
ALeperMessiah
(09-18-2007, 03:47 PM)
 
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#49

Originally Posted by Jtyettis:
Has this been rated in the UK yet?


This information is from the UK rating report. It's rated a 12.
sankao
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(09-18-2007, 03:47 PM)
 
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#50

Achievement unclocked : Licked boobs.

I can see it now. Every developer will lose its motivation, I'm glad Halo will be already out.
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