Kaizo Mario

Akuun · 06:51 PM

Remember that really evil Mario 1 custom level? Anyway, someone made two sets of really evil Mario World custom levels and made his friend play through them. The poster of this video has a good introduction to the series as it is, so I'll just copy it here.

Quote:

The literal translated name for 自作の改造マリオ（スーパーマリオワールド）を友人にプレイさせる is "Making my friend play through my own Mario(Super Mario World) hack", hence Kaizo(hack) Mario to the USA.
The original videos were in god awful codecs that were a bitch to convert, so unfortunately the Tool Assisted Speedruns came first to most youtube watchers.
This is rather unfortunate, as I feel you lose a lot of the "appeal" by watching those.

Anyway, watch an evil genius of a level designer subject his friend with godly skills to the must fucked up combination of creative, insane, downright ASSHOLEISH Super Mario World levels ever dreamed of.

Here's a video of the first level. Links to subsequent levels are in the youtube video description.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86NLwCYXfk

One thing I like about these videos is that they're not tool assisted, and they left in all the deaths while skipping the parts that that lead up to them if you've already seen it.

PataHikari · (09-25-2007, 06:38 PM)

The game starts with a thwomp falling towards Mario with nowhere to run.

Excellent.

Pureauthor · (09-25-2007, 06:43 PM)

...That stuff is just... I dunno, cruel, but oh so amazing at the same time.

I was like 'No way, man, no WAY.' when the realization of how Mario had to cross that chasm at the beginning hit me.

alistairw · (09-25-2007, 06:45 PM)

The bit around 2:30ish where he spends all that time trying to line up a bounce from a Goomba Paratrooper only to hit an invisible block is fucking classic.

PataHikari · (09-25-2007, 06:46 PM)

Originally Posted by alistairw:

The bit around 2:30ish where he spends all that time trying to line up a bounce from a Goomba Paratrooper only to hit an invisible block is fucking classic.

I laughed when that happened.

Pureauthor · (09-25-2007, 06:47 PM)

Having to time that linebacker jump so he can slip under him has that beat by a country mile.

Darkpen · (09-25-2007, 06:55 PM)

that shit was fucking hilarious XD I love these guys that edit these levels in the most cruel, yet workable, way possible XD

cilonen · (09-25-2007, 06:56 PM)

This is so good. Oh man, the invisible blocks made me laugh out loud at the designer's twisted genius.

alistairw · (09-25-2007, 06:57 PM)

Originally Posted by Pureauthor:

Having to time that linebacker jump so he can slip under him has that beat by a country mile.

Yeah, that's pretty funny. But, for sheer bloodyminded cuntishness, the start of the sequel wins hands down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaOjfsthY6Q

Hilarious.

Threi · (09-25-2007, 06:58 PM)

7:34 LMAO

cilonen · (09-25-2007, 07:05 PM)

Originally Posted by alistairw:

Yeah, that's pretty funny. But, for sheer bloodyminded cuntishness, the start of the sequel wins hands down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaOjfsthY6Q

Hilarious.

Now that is just superb.

sykoex · (09-25-2007, 07:12 PM)

Wow, watching that video makes me think someone needs to make a SMW hack in the spirit of Metroid Redesign.

Threi · (09-25-2007, 07:12 PM)

Originally Posted by alistairw:

Yeah, that's pretty funny. But, for sheer bloodyminded cuntishness, the start of the sequel wins hands down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaOjfsthY6Q

Hilarious.

That was evil

especially at the last pipe lol

Pureauthor · (09-25-2007, 07:18 PM)

Originally Posted by alistairw:

Yeah, that's pretty funny. But, for sheer bloodyminded cuntishness, the start of the sequel wins hands down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaOjfsthY6Q

Hilarious.

Wow. The guy who made this is an evil genius.

I love how most of his 'traps' don't rely on 'Haha, invisible block, SUCKERS!', but simply needs excellent timing and skill to surpass.

XiaNaphryz · (09-25-2007, 07:20 PM)

Awesome stuff!

For those of you who missed out on the original vid with SMB1, here it is on Youtube.

cilonen · (09-25-2007, 07:20 PM)

Originally Posted by Threi:

That was evil

especially at the last pipe lol

The pitchers... that shit is enough to give you nightmares.

Pureauthor · (09-25-2007, 07:22 PM)

Originally Posted by cilonen:

The pitchers... that shit is enough to give you nightmares.

I was all 'where's the gimmick?', then I realized you just had to time your run.

Seriously, crazy.

alistairw · (09-25-2007, 07:24 PM)

Originally Posted by Pureauthor:

Wow. The guy who made this is an evil genius.

I love how most of his 'traps' don't rely on 'Haha, invisible block, SUCKERS!', but simply needs excellent timing and skill to surpass.

Yeah, the designer is clearly a pretty amazing player himself - there are angles in there that are clearly just done to perfection. It's a real masterpiece.

BGBW · (09-25-2007, 07:29 PM)

Good God.
Stage three is bastardly with the message block destroying the most essential element of the stage.

Pureauthor · (09-25-2007, 07:30 PM)

Originally Posted by BGBW:

Good God.
Stage three is bastardly with the message block destroying the most essential element of the stage.

Link. NAO.

Akuun · (09-25-2007, 07:35 PM)

Quote:

Good God.
Stage three is bastardly with the message block destroying the most essential element of the stage.

Haha, I didn't notice that when I watched it.

Originally Posted by Pureauthor:

Link. NAO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3RByQWpMHE

DeejayKnight · (09-25-2007, 07:35 PM)

Originally Posted by alistairw:

Yeah, that's pretty funny. But, for sheer bloodyminded cuntishness, the start of the sequel wins hands down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaOjfsthY6Q

Hilarious.

MoChi · (09-25-2007, 07:38 PM)

that is dastardly.

Jamesfrom818 · 07:46 PM

This is just horrible. How could anyone subject themselves to this torture.

EDIT: Am I an asshole for laughing at all the invisible blocks?

U K Narayan · (09-25-2007, 07:44 PM)

Thank God that these don't contain any idiotic commentary.

Threi · (09-25-2007, 07:45 PM)

The rope with the floating plants...

good god...

Pureauthor · (09-25-2007, 07:50 PM)

Video 3:

You just know at 11:00 the guy is thinking 'Not this shit again.'

big black woman · (09-25-2007, 07:59 PM)

how can i play this

GaimeGuy · (09-25-2007, 08:13 PM)

I'm watching through the first video now.

at the celebration dance just before the 6 minute mark

Baryn · (09-25-2007, 08:22 PM)

I want to see a parody of these evil Mario hacks in the next Paper Mario.

Thanks for the link Akuun.

Slavik81 · (09-25-2007, 08:58 PM)

Very, very cool. It's also nice to see that this is a mod and that they don't link to a ROM file. All they have is an IPS patch file, which I think is totally fine (like Fortress Forever, etc).
Definitely correct me if I'm wrong about that.

Suburban Cowboy · (09-25-2007, 09:17 PM)

this shit has gotta be hilarious to watch for the guy who made it. u see the links to the other videos on youtube? he did multiple smw levels

SovanJedi · (09-25-2007, 09:43 PM)

These are really goddamn evil.

But you know what else they make me feel? They make me feel a BURNING DESIRE to see Charging Chucks in Mario Galaxy.

klausbert · (09-25-2007, 09:54 PM)

The third level was really really cruel. The funniest thing is that the guy who hacked it put the savepoint right before the hardest part of the level, so that the player has to go through that again and again

BitchTits · (09-25-2007, 10:16 PM)

Too evil to be fun to play!

PataHikari · (09-25-2007, 10:18 PM)

Originally Posted by alistairw:

Yeah, that's pretty funny. But, for sheer bloodyminded cuntishness, the start of the sequel wins hands down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaOjfsthY6Q

Hilarious.

That's twisted.

Dr.Hadji · (09-25-2007, 10:29 PM)

Ok, in Mario World, what do I need to do in order to get the high bounce rebounds when launching off of an enemy? Is it just jump with timing, do I press other buttons as well?

cilonen · (09-25-2007, 10:33 PM)

I think my favourite moment is right at the end of Stage 4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93-nUo0mmmc

Right after the tape is cut at the end of the level. It's just priceless.

Ranger X · (09-25-2007, 10:46 PM)

those videos are insane

Extollere · (09-25-2007, 11:02 PM)

wtf!! Can you download this anywhere? I've got to play this!

Extollere · (09-25-2007, 11:08 PM)

edit: found a link

http://pokoweb.com/pds/434451/kaizomario

now what kind of file is this and what kind of emulator/app?

Extollere · (09-25-2007, 11:22 PM)

found the .smc

http://www.rllmukforum.com/index.php?showtopic=167174

this works in zsnes or whatever you like.

LET'S GO!

BitchTits · (09-25-2007, 11:29 PM)

Originally Posted by Extollere:

found the .smc
LET'S GO!

If that's a rom file, I don't think you can link to that.

koam · 11:43 PM

the end of the first video is superb

Edit: Holy shit, level 2 is the best level design ever, especially the way you need to finish the stage.

Omnicent · (09-26-2007, 12:09 AM)

oh man level four is excellent.
at 2min and 5sec I just had to laugh.
OMG at 7min on stage four.

Extollere · (09-26-2007, 12:13 AM)

Originally Posted by BitchTits:

If that's a rom file, I don't think you can link to that.

it is a Rom, but if I'm right it's not copy-written (and if it is it's a Japanese copy-write) I'm not sure either way. Unless the forum rules say I can't post it. I can take it down.

Akuun · (09-26-2007, 12:22 AM)

The crazy thing about these videos is that the level designer keeps on one-upping himself as the levels go on so they get even harder and more creative. I LOVE the ending section of the sequel's stage 9 (which is the latest video that is out at the moment). Heck, I love the whole second half of that video, however horribly and hilariously sadistic.

El Papa · (09-26-2007, 01:35 AM)

Originally Posted by Omnicent:

oh man level four is excellent.
at 2min and 5sec I just had to laugh.
OMG at 7min on stage four.

LOL, that's just insanity!

Jasoco · (09-26-2007, 01:50 AM)

God, these are ingeniously designed. Something a madman would create. You'd think if Bowser were smart enough he'd hire him. Mario'd pretty much be completely screwed. "Princess? Fuck the princess. I'm going back home."

I can't believe there's 22 levels to watch. I've only watched a few so far. God it's so ingenious.

All 22 wrapped up in a neat list by reverse order:
http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...ch&v=&uploaded

Greg · (09-26-2007, 02:00 AM)

Damnit, those weren't funny at all - they actually pissed me off more than anything.

The design of the level was cool, but I'd rather not see hmi fail 50 times.