Belgian gaming magazine fake reviews Mario Galaxy (UH OH)??

MMaRsu · (09-30-2007, 04:45 PM)

Sorry for the crappy webcam pic, I has no good camera..

It gets a 92... It's only 1 page though, and it's not on the cover ( Halo 3 is ?? )

Amir0x · (09-30-2007, 04:46 PM)

Who cares about belgians

(also what were their criticisms of Mario Galaxy)

PkunkFury · (09-30-2007, 04:46 PM)

OMG BUT WAHT DID THEY GIVE HALO??

Zeed · (09-30-2007, 04:47 PM)

I believe this review.

sionyboy · (09-30-2007, 04:47 PM)

Its not trying to say "92% complete" is it? Some magazines do stuff like that in previews.

MMaRsu · (09-30-2007, 04:48 PM)

Originally Posted by PkunkFury:

OMG BUT WAHT DID THEY GIVE HALO??

91

Originally Posted by sionyboy:

Its not trying to say "92% complete" is it? Some magazines do stuff like that in previews.

No, it's in the review section and they don't do % complete stuff..

Ranger X · (09-30-2007, 04:48 PM)

It was 92 days until the release when they wrote the article.

-WindYoshi- · (09-30-2007, 04:48 PM)

What did this magazine rate other mario games in the past?

PetriP-TNT · (09-30-2007, 04:48 PM)

Originally Posted by PkunkFury:

OMG BUT WAHT DID THEY GIVE HALO??

72/100, they said it was just Halo 2 in HD.

Lies.

Edit: Halo 91? SMG 92? SMG GOTY confirmed?

Amir0x · (09-30-2007, 04:49 PM)

now that title should get people more interested in this thread, they'll all be like "but 8 points from a perfect score!?"

GSG Flash · (09-30-2007, 04:49 PM)

Did they review the demo or something? The game's still more than a month away till release for god sakes.

Roi · (09-30-2007, 04:49 PM)

Hmm fake? No sign of it on there website?!!

http://www.gunk.be/?module=ma_deze_maand

PkunkFury · (09-30-2007, 04:50 PM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

91

oh good!

now I can beleive this news

Zeed · (09-30-2007, 04:50 PM)

Originally Posted by GSG Flash:

Did they review the demo or something? The game's still more than a month away till release for god sakes.

This is no place for rational thought, GTFO.

MMaRsu · (09-30-2007, 04:50 PM)

Originally Posted by Roi:

Hmm fake? No sign of it on there website?!!

http://www.gunk.be/?module=ma_deze_maand

I know, but I just took the picture myself. Want another one?

-WindYoshi- · (09-30-2007, 04:51 PM)

SMG will never be...

alistairw · (09-30-2007, 04:51 PM)

Will never be a chin merkin?

Originally Posted by Amir0x:

now that title should get people more interested in this thread, they'll all be like "but 8 points from a perfect score!?"

Overweight reviewers, etc.

Amir0x · (09-30-2007, 04:51 PM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

I know, but I just took the picture myself. Want another one?

Can you just do a quick breakdown of their complaints and praises of the game

Orlics · (09-30-2007, 04:52 PM)

Originally Posted by PkunkFury:

OMG BUT WAHT DID THEY GIVE HALO??

8.8

Dascu · (09-30-2007, 04:52 PM)

Gunk are idiots. Wouldn't be surprised if they based that score off an E3 demo.

Segata Sanshiro · (09-30-2007, 04:53 PM)

Yeah, a score with no context and no prior knowledge of how they score games is kind of just like..."Okay, it got a 92...good job?"

MMaRsu · (09-30-2007, 04:53 PM)

Originally Posted by Amir0x:

Can you just do a quick breakdown of their complaints and praises of the game

Sure thing :

The good
-itsame Mario
-color palette

The bad
- none

Graphics : 18/20
Sound : 17/20
Value : 9/10
Gameplay 48/50

The only bad thing he could think about the game is that it wasn't there when the Wii was released..

Amir0x · (09-30-2007, 04:54 PM)

HELLO QUICK BREAKDOWN OF COMPLAINTS AND CRITICISMS! Please.

This will make it easier to see if they're full of shit or not

disappeared · (09-30-2007, 04:54 PM)

Why does anything above a 9 warrant an "uh-oh?"

Segata Sanshiro · (09-30-2007, 04:54 PM)

Damnit Mmrasu, stop playing fashion model and give us some of the review text!

wazoo · (09-30-2007, 04:55 PM)

And please, no spoilers on the story

Linkhero1 · (09-30-2007, 04:55 PM)

What are they basing their review on? The demo?

alistairw · (09-30-2007, 04:55 PM)

Originally Posted by Segata Sanshiro:

Damnit Mmrasu, stop playing fashion model and give us some of the review text!

Bad t-shirt, review discredited.

castle007 · (09-30-2007, 04:56 PM)

This is definitely fake. I don't see 100 anywhere on there

Ranger X · (09-30-2007, 04:56 PM)

Originally Posted by wazoo:

And please, no spoilers on the story

You have to deliver the princess...

...

oh shit.. what have i done? *sorry face*

DemonSwordsman · (09-30-2007, 04:56 PM)

Originally Posted by wazoo:

And please, no spoilers on the story

Oh theres no spoilers. It just says that Peach get kidnapped and gangbanged by a Koopas. So mario takes justice into his own hands and travels the galaxy to create a dimensional time portal rift to go back in time and kill them all.

MMaRsu · (09-30-2007, 04:57 PM)

They don't really criticize anything..

Originally Posted by alistairw:

Bad t-shirt, review discredited.

good thing it's not a shirt then ;)

Zeed · (09-30-2007, 04:57 PM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

The good
-itsame Mario
-color palette

The bad
- none

Graphics : 18/20
Sound : 17/20
Value : 9/10
Gameplay 48/50

The only bad thing he could think about the game is that it wasn't there when the Wii was released..

I BELIEVE THIS REVIEW.

Threi · (09-30-2007, 04:57 PM)

why are you reading Belgian gaming mags?

Ramenman · (09-30-2007, 04:57 PM)

Originally Posted by Amir0x:

HELLO QUICK BREAKDOWN OF COMPLAINTS AND CRITICISMS! Please.

This will make it easier to see if they're full of shit or not

Don't be silly, they're belgians.

At most they're full of beer & fries.

Edit : First French Gamepro get everybody all wet, and now a belgian mag reviews Galaxy.

WTF ?

Amir0x · (09-30-2007, 04:57 PM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

Sure thing :

The good
-itsame Mario
-color palette

The bad
- none

Graphics : 18/20
Sound : 17/20
Value : 9/10
Gameplay 48/50

The only bad thing he could think about the game is that it wasn't there when the Wii was released..

so yeah this sounds like he didn't touch the game at all, except maybe a demo

badcrumble · (09-30-2007, 04:57 PM)

Originally Posted by wazoo:

And please, no spoilers on the story

Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach.

Linkhero1 · (09-30-2007, 04:58 PM)

Originally Posted by badcrumble:

Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach.

and takes her to space on his rocketship

botticus · (09-30-2007, 04:58 PM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

Sound : 17/20

I guess that about ruins the GOTY campaign.

angelfly · (09-30-2007, 04:58 PM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

They don't really criticize anything..

Do they mention anything that makes it sound like the full game rather than the demos that have been shown?

Amir0x · (09-30-2007, 04:58 PM)

Originally Posted by Linkhero1:

and takes her to space on his space ship

where he meets another princess named

disappeared · (09-30-2007, 04:58 PM)

Originally Posted by DemonSwordsman:

Oh theres no spoilers. It just says that Peach get kidnapped and gangbanged by a Koopas. So mario takes justice into his own hands and travels the galaxy to create a dimensional time portal rift to go back in time and kill them all.

Featuring music by Godsmack.

PkunkFury · (09-30-2007, 04:58 PM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

[Graphics : 18/20
Sound : 17/20
Value : 9/10
Gameplay 48/50

wow, the gameplay got 30 points higher than the graphics o_O

I think nintendo fans will especially love this one

perfectchaos007 · (09-30-2007, 04:58 PM)

The majority of points were taken off sound. And since sound is my least important factor, DO WANT!

Zeed · (09-30-2007, 04:58 PM)

Originally Posted by Amir0x:

where he meets another princess named

Rosetta who makes Mario ditch Peach

Amir0x · (09-30-2007, 04:59 PM)

Originally Posted by Zeed:

Rosetta who makes Mario ditch Peach

and the grieving Peach finds solace in Luigi who

castle007 · (09-30-2007, 04:59 PM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

Sure thing :

The good
-itsame Mario
-color palette

The bad
- none

Graphics : 18/20
Sound : 17/20
Value : 9/10
Gameplay 48/50

The only bad thing he could think about the game is that it wasn't there when the Wii was released..

It is too soon for a review. They probably reviewed it based on the demo that they downloaded through Wiiware

Linkhero1 · (09-30-2007, 04:59 PM)

Originally Posted by botticus:

I guess that about ruins the GOTY campaign.

They gave it 17/20 for sound because the sound on their tv was set to mute. It still got a pretty high score for a game set on mute =P jk jk

Leezard · (09-30-2007, 04:59 PM)

Originally Posted by Amir0x:

and the grieving Peach finds solace in Luigi who

decides to backctab Mario with a

Ranger X · (09-30-2007, 04:59 PM)

Originally Posted by Amir0x:

and the grieving Peach finds solace in Luigi who

Maturio sex scene in secret ending!