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ZealousD
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(11-07-2007, 12:58 AM)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GpCusEFG6I&NR=1

I recommend you turn the sound down, if not all the way.

That being said, this is the probably the most hilarious and racist setup for a game I've ever seen.


Edit:

Scene 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s89-9JF7KTQ
Scene 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zOBpvrTGho
Last edited by ZealousD; 11-07-2007 at 03:37 PM.
ezekial45
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(11-07-2007, 12:59 AM)
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This is a joke, right? RIGHT?
ManaByte
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(11-07-2007, 01:02 AM)
Holy shit. :lol

How did that get past NOA?

Originally Posted by ezekial45

This is a joke, right? RIGHT?

BobFromPikeCreek
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(11-07-2007, 01:03 AM)
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:lol Day one.
titiklabingapat
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(11-07-2007, 01:03 AM)
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WTF, Activision.
USD
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(11-07-2007, 01:04 AM)
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:lol Awesome. :lol
Joe Molotov
(11-07-2007, 01:04 AM)
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OMG, SPOILER!!!! Screw you guys for ruining the story for me!
BuddhaRockstar
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(11-07-2007, 01:04 AM)
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So his friend and his parents are being chased by the police, and all he cares about is his DS? And now this aunt is going to drop off this 8 year old kid in Tijuana and leave him for dead... Sounds great!
Jiggy
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(11-07-2007, 01:06 AM)
Better than 85% of video game stories.
sykoex
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(11-07-2007, 01:06 AM)
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How they haven't come out with japanese training in the US is beyond me.
Mejilan
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(11-07-2007, 01:07 AM)
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WTF?

"Need a ride, my boy?"
"I can teach you many things, and Spanish is definitely one of them!"

Holy shit.
Stahsky
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(11-07-2007, 01:07 AM)
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what the shit
Lord Helmet
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(11-07-2007, 01:07 AM)
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Spanish pedophile training!
Joe Molotov
(11-07-2007, 01:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by Mejilan

WTF?

"Need a ride, my boy?"
"I can teach you many things, and Spanish is definitely one of them!"

Holy shit.

Y Tu Mama Tambien 2: Spanish for Everyone
Femmeworth
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(11-07-2007, 01:09 AM)
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:lol
sixteen-bit
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(11-07-2007, 01:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by sykoex

How they haven't come out with japanese training in the US is beyond me.

Yeah, I know. With the Japanese-speaking population of the United States growing at such an alarming rate, survival Nihongo is fast becoming a necessity.
M3wThr33
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(11-07-2007, 01:09 AM)
Oh. Dear. God.
methodman
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(11-07-2007, 01:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jiggy37

Better than 85% of video game stories.

Seriously, this is great.
Jacobi
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(11-07-2007, 01:10 AM)
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It's a nice touch that his aunty is driving a probably stolen British car.
Guy Legend
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(11-07-2007, 01:10 AM)
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Awesome. :D
CrushDance
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(11-07-2007, 01:11 AM)
Amazing.
Father_Brain
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(11-07-2007, 01:12 AM)
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:lol :lol :lol What the hell were they thinking?

Also, "Aunty" is giving off a serious Mary Kay Letourneau vibe.
Beaulieu
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(11-07-2007, 01:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by sykoex

How they haven't come out with japanese training in the US is beyond me.

hmmm

im pretty sure 95% of the people (outside of gaf) would rather learn spanish than japanese.

TJ Spyke
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(11-07-2007, 01:12 AM)

Originally Posted by sykoex

How they haven't come out with japanese training in the US is beyond me.

Considering that Nintendo has already released 2 English training games in Japan, I am surprised that they (or Ubisoft) has released a Japanese one here. Ubisoft is making "My Spanish Coach" and "My French Coach", let's hope for a "My Japanese Coach" eventually.
Joe Molotov
(11-07-2007, 01:13 AM)
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Chapter 1: Shawn Asks Where to Score Peyote
ibu
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(11-07-2007, 01:13 AM)
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Activision has my moneys...

Stabby McSter
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(11-07-2007, 01:13 AM)
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this happens to me everyday :(
JDSN
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(11-07-2007, 01:14 AM)
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Es la hora del sexo surpresa!
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ParticleReality
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(11-07-2007, 01:16 AM)
I bet the aunt is really going to mexico to have sex with the kid then sell his kidneys
Like the hat?
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(11-07-2007, 01:17 AM)
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gina vasquez can teach me something any day
Father_Brain
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(11-07-2007, 01:20 AM)
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Also, what the hell is "They don't call me Gina Vasquez for nothing" supposed to mean? Is that name some kind of pun or double entendre in Spanish?
Zeed
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(11-07-2007, 01:20 AM)
Holy shit.
Miniboss1232
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(11-07-2007, 01:21 AM)

Originally Posted by Father_Brain

Also, what the hell is "They don't call me Gina Vasquez for nothing" supposed to mean? Is that name some kind of pun or double entendre in Spanish?

Well, it's Spanish obviously, meaning she can naturally speak and teach Spanish. I mean, if she didn't know Spanish, no one would call her Gina Vasquez, of course.

This game is gold!
Stumpokapow
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(11-07-2007, 01:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by Beaulieu

hmmm im pretty sure 95% of the people (outside of gaf) would rather learn spanish than japanese.

Pero yo hablo Castilliano... y no hablo japonés. ¡"Mi entrenador de japonés" por favor!
vMaxx
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(11-07-2007, 01:24 AM)

Originally Posted by BuddhaRockstar

So his friend and his parents are being chased by the police, and all he cares about is his DS? And now this aunt is going to drop off this 8 year old kid in Tijuana and leave him for dead... Sounds great!

:lol :lol :lol
ChazAshley
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(11-07-2007, 01:25 AM)
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wait... what's the legitimate non joke reason why the cops were chasing that kid's car?
Lostconfused
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(11-07-2007, 01:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by ChazAshley

wait... what's the legitimate non joke reason why the cops were chasing that kid's car?

Well with that kind of a car, you have to assume that the kids dad is a drug baron or something.
A Human Becoming
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(11-07-2007, 01:27 AM)
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ah man, I started busting out laughing at the cop cars. :lol :lol :lol

How did NOA approve this?
Skeyser
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(11-07-2007, 01:29 AM)
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This game is pure gold.
The Faceless Master
(11-07-2007, 01:31 AM)
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and wtf @ the part abut him being the child of her favorite brother-in-law.. how about him being the child of one of her sisters???

why does her sister not know spanish?
ezekial45
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(11-07-2007, 01:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by ManaByte

I'm aware of the game, i just didn't think this intro was serious.
Suburban Cowboy
(11-07-2007, 01:36 AM)
"your the son of my favorite brother-in-law. He's done so much for me"


"do you know spanish?"
"They dont call me Gina Vasquez for nothing"
IPGlider
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(11-07-2007, 01:38 AM)

Originally Posted by Beaulieu

Spanish, from Spain, to be more exact castillian from the old Castilla. Every other spanish is just fucked up.

That cover makes me sick.
ShockingAlberto
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(11-07-2007, 01:41 AM)
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This is like ten kinds of amazing.
The Faceless Master
(11-07-2007, 01:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by IPGlider

Spanish, from Spain, to be more exact castillian from the old Castilla. Every other spanish is just fucked up.

That cover makes me sick.

that's more extinct than english from england...
ElFly
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(11-07-2007, 01:42 AM)
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ESTOY EN TUS PAISES

ROBANDONOS TUS CONSOLAS!!!
IPGlider
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(11-07-2007, 01:44 AM)

Originally Posted by The Faceless Master

that's more extinct than english from england...

Oh, maybe, but here, in Spain, a lot of people refer to the language as "castellano" and not as "español". And I'm one of them. :P
Graphics Horse
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(11-07-2007, 01:48 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Faceless Master

and wtf @ the part abut him being the child of her favorite brother-in-law.. how about him being the child of one of her sisters???

why does her sister not know spanish?

She married his father's brother.

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HugBasket
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(11-07-2007, 01:49 AM)
...but how does learning spanish help you get your DS back? Like, how will it go down? That kid tells you to pass a test and then he'll give it back to you because this was all some hoax by your family to get you to learn another language...reminds me of Anger Management.
ElFly
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(11-07-2007, 01:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by IPGlider

Spanish, from Spain, to be more exact castillian from the old Castilla. Every other spanish is just fucked up.

That cover makes me sick.

If only spaniards didn't have that crazy, incomprehensible accent. It's like they are eating while talking.

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