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FortNinety
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(01-03-2008, 04:37 PM)
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... and their masterpiece, Animal Soccer World:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdvkjK92-Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYj5BurLMjk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvLxsHT4-GM

And the best for last:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukwhK9hcWA

The best part is, this game isn't even a soccer game. It's apparently a puzzle title?

As usual, sorry if old.
Kiljaro
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(01-03-2008, 04:38 PM)
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oh. MY. GOD.

That last one was horrendous.
Lostconfused
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(01-03-2008, 04:41 PM)
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dear god, make it stop! please!
Yoboman
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(01-03-2008, 04:43 PM)
Subtle beauty
Mojovonio
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(01-03-2008, 04:43 PM)
that was awesome!

KevinCow
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(01-03-2008, 04:44 PM)
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Holy shit.
CrushDance
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(01-03-2008, 04:44 PM)
Is this a flash game?
pubba
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(01-03-2008, 04:46 PM)
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Wow.

Just.... wow.

I love how it's obviously one guy doing all of the voice overs :lol

I wonder what the budget was for this disaster?
Flynn
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(01-03-2008, 04:46 PM)
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I love how they trace Disney characters...poorly.
Mr Mike
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(01-03-2008, 04:47 PM)
Is this the one with the boxart that flagrantly rips off Bedknobs and Broomsticks artwork?

Love the blatant theft of Bambi and Simba, too.
Concept17
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(01-03-2008, 04:49 PM)
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Thanks for killing the child inside me.
Mario
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(01-03-2008, 04:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mr Mike

Love the blatant theft of Bambi and Simba, too.

If you go through the Phoenix back catalogue, they have ripped off almost every Disney property there is.

The developer of this particular title, Code Monkeys, while having done a range of Disney ripoff titles for Phoenix also seems to have done a legit title for Disney back in the day (http://www.codemonkeys.com/history.htm).
Crushed
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(01-03-2008, 04:54 PM)
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and uh dis soccer gameuh, dere is no winner uh so uh we gonna uh have a a rematch uh
B_Rik_Schitthaus
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(01-03-2008, 04:54 PM)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ0BMAsi-fA
Its all about gameplay
Belfast
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(01-03-2008, 04:54 PM)
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Wow. Just wow.

Here's the one from the Peter Pan game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsV5y...eature=related
spoon!
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(01-03-2008, 04:56 PM)
What the fuck did I just see
Crushed
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(01-03-2008, 04:57 PM)
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where is da party

i need to sell mah candeez


DERE IZZ NO PARTEE


oh
Defuser
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(01-03-2008, 04:58 PM)
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Why is it publisher called phoenix still exist?
Flynn
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(01-03-2008, 04:58 PM)
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And I still prefer this guy's voice acting to the anime dub talent we usually get in games.
tehbear
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(01-03-2008, 04:59 PM)
Phoneix Games makes Popcap look like Valve.
Crab Milk Mickey
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(01-03-2008, 05:01 PM)
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THAT WAS A GREAT GAME JOEY

NOW WE CAN BE FRIENDS AGAIN
Mr Mike
1 million Canadian dollars
(01-03-2008, 05:01 PM)
I don't like the fact that in Phoenix Games' topsy-turvey view of the world all women have men's voices.
WickedLaharl
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(01-03-2008, 05:02 PM)
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that was truly amazing
Crushed
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(01-03-2008, 05:03 PM)
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holy shit the random dog with a drum :lol
PepsimanVsJoe
(01-03-2008, 05:03 PM)
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This is amazing.

I don't think I can type out my reaction to these vids.

WTF @ random brick out of nowhere Semba stands on in the first vid.

On one hand I'd like to say it's just a horrible dub but wait! It's not a dub at all. They're just too cheap to animate the animal's mouths closing!

That duck! EEE OOH EEE AAAAH OOOH EEE EEE AAH
Last edited by PepsimanVsJoe; 01-03-2008 at 05:08 PM.
Confidence Man
360 release: 2005
PS3 release: 2007
I need the reminder.
(01-03-2008, 05:04 PM)
That's like a gif goldmine.
SiegfriedFM
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(01-03-2008, 05:04 PM)
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I think I saw this in a bargain bin around here. I might have to get it.
BenjaminBirdie
(01-03-2008, 05:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Belfast

Wow. Just wow.

Here's the one from the Peter Pan game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsV5y...eature=related

Camouflage Rocking Horse Winner.
AdmiralViscen
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(01-03-2008, 05:13 PM)
:lol :lol :lol
Prime crotch
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(01-03-2008, 05:13 PM)
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This is even worse than those Disney rip-off movies, like Hercules was on theaters then we would have on VHS The Story of Hercules or something.
404
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(01-03-2008, 05:14 PM)
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I think I just died a little inside
PepsimanVsJoe
(01-03-2008, 05:15 PM)
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I've yet to see a character in this first cutscene that hasn't been stolen from a Disney movie.
Baryn
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(01-03-2008, 05:16 PM)
What the flying fuck with the background music.

:lol x 45
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(01-03-2008, 05:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by FortNinety

And the best for last:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukwhK9hcWA

:lol :lol :lol
speculawyer
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(01-03-2008, 05:17 PM)
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You gotta give a little credit to consumers . . . virtually never see this crap on sales charts.

Although Conspiracy's Winter Sports has been ranking a bit too high lately on Amazon . . . and Midway is destroying their brand name with Game Party.
Forgotten Ancient
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(01-03-2008, 05:18 PM)
Oh how I wish I knew how to create .gifs
PepsimanVsJoe
(01-03-2008, 05:20 PM)
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Holy shit ROFL random dog playing drums.

Oh lord that dog with the hat...absolute comedy.

"We will beat them....the kings of the jungle....they have no chance."

The other vids are great too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afLJf...eature=related
Oh Simple2000 I love you.
Last edited by PepsimanVsJoe; 01-03-2008 at 05:29 PM.
Aalyx
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(01-03-2008, 05:22 PM)
:lol :lol

"Parties? Where? Can I sell my candies somewhere?" *Animation repeats another 5 times with no sound*
DemonNite
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(01-03-2008, 05:23 PM)
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GOAL GOAL GOAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
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(01-03-2008, 05:25 PM)
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Damn, I had high hopes for this game.
Bourbon Cowboy
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(01-03-2008, 05:27 PM)
You know--as sadistic as it sounds; they could totally air these as Adult Swim bumpers.
"God's Beard!"
(01-03-2008, 05:28 PM)
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There was no end to the great joy.
PepsimanVsJoe
(01-03-2008, 05:31 PM)
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In one part they actually play the soccer ball bouncing off as dialogue. :lol

"Hey do you want to be a goalie?"
"A goalkeeper? I don't know isn't there a *thump* *thump* thump* thump* no way."

The laugh the panther does!
"They better be! Ah whoo ha HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE"
digita1alchemy
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(01-03-2008, 05:32 PM)
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The dialog/voicework in these is probably the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
speculawyer
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(01-03-2008, 05:35 PM)
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I feel like I am watching bad saturday morning cartoons from Mexican television.
speculawyer
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(01-03-2008, 05:36 PM)
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That first one is 9 minutes long! WTF?!?! What kid would sit through that? :lol
vjoe
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(01-03-2008, 05:37 PM)
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0_o
twilitesparklemotion
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(01-03-2008, 05:37 PM)
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AND I DON'T HEAR THE SIRENS ALSO
Crushed
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(01-03-2008, 05:38 PM)
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ahhhh aaaaaah dis is the worst


the worst decision in all of soccer


ever
railGUN
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(01-03-2008, 05:38 PM)
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there are no words... :lol

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