Look who's hogging my Wii!

[maxmars]

Searched, didn't find anything. Sorry if old.

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The gadget-loving Queen has become HOOKED on Prince William's new Nintendo Wii games console. William's girlfriend Kate Middleton bought him the £200 gift for Christmas - but he now has to share it with his grandma.

"She played a simple ten-pin bowling game and by all accounts was a natural. "It was hilarious. William was in fits of laughter. He was enormously impressed at having such a cool gran.

"His only difficulty nowis prising it away from the Queen's clutches. She showed all the signs of becoming a Nintendo addict."

[Mac the KNife]

I expect an new commercial where the two Japanese guys drive to the Queen's castle and play some Wii bowling with the ol' buzzard.

[Dascu]

MAKE WAY FOR THE Q Wii N

[DeaconKnowledge]

Wow...didn't expect that.

[Zerodoppler]

In 2001 she got her first mobile phone and has regularly upgraded to one with the latest features.

Before you know it she'll want some HD gaming.

[TheGreatDave]

Us Brits are world leaders at puns.

[gimz]

500 millions Wii sales in UK confirmed for 2008?

[Frank the Great]

is sonyland going to rebel?

[Eric P]

i always knew that queens would love the wii.

[doogles]

No! Nintendo's infiltrated the English government! Sony's got to take America. Is Shane interested in running?

[The Faceless Master]

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No! Nintendo's infiltrated the English government! Sony's got to take America. Is Shane interested in running?

this thread DELIVERS

[D-X]

£200? she was ripped off.

[Firewire]

This is great till she falls over and breaks a hip or has a heart attack! Then England will declare war on the Wii & Nintendo!

[norinrad21]

[dock]

This is great till she falls over and breaks a hip or has a heart attack! Then England will declare war on the Wii & Nintendo!

Our monarchs live for ages, she'll be fine!

I wonder what her friend code is.

[D-X]

I'm watching out for a Queen Mii

[urk]

They need to have a Royal Mii Parade in her honour!

[Firewire]

Our monarchs live for ages, she'll be fine! I wonder what her friend code is.

Dude, her expiry date is only a swing of the wiimote away! But seriously isn't she like 80 or something?

[Crushed]

I'm watching out for a Queen Mii

Freddie Mercury Mii?

[perfectchaos007]

With the Wiimote she can bowl with one hand while sipping tea with the other!

[Neo C.]

I wonder what her friend code is.

Wait till she becomes a GAF member.

[doogles]

Wait till she become a GAF member.

She'd troll NoE's release schedule hardcore. By deporting them.

[Jirotrom]

No! Nintendo's infiltrated the English government! Sony's got to take America. Is Shane interested in running?

this is badass

[Diablohead]

Wait till she become a GAF member.

[RedShift]

My first shop, be kind

[Crushed]

I wonder if any Wii games involve making a "Queen wave" hand gesture.

[doogles]

I wonder if any Wii games involve making a "Queen wave" hand gesture.

Tennis.

[SovanJedi]

Royal Hand Gesture Training confirmed for Wii now? I'd pay for that.

EDIT: ARRRGH Crushed!

[Phantast2k]

No! Nintendo's infiltrated the English government! Sony's got to take America. Is Shane interested in running?

That's some irrational hate right there.
Firstly Shane craves nintendo and is all over nintendo's games and shits all over ps3 exclusives (except for heavenly sword, lol) and secondly in the last podcast he didn't even predict ps3's overall dominance it was the british dude (cox).

So yeah, dumb.

[AlternativeUlster]

Freddie Mercury Mii?

I found one of those on Check Mii Out. It really really looks like him too. I wish you could edit them for I also want to make a Freddie Mercury Mii from Croamartie and make him buff.

[Fuzzy]

She'd troll NoE's release schedule hardcore. By deporting them.

It would be hilarious if she called up Iwata and complained about having to wait so long for releases.

[Flakster99]

That's some irrational hate right there. Firstly Shane craves nintendo and is all over nintendo's games and shits all over ps3 exclusives (except for heavenly sword, lol) and secondly in the last podcast he didn't even predict ps3's overall dominance it was the british dude (cox). So yeah, dumb.

You're sense of humor.... non-existent.

[TenshiOni]

Haha, oh wow.

[TheGreatDave]

That's some irrational hate right there. Firstly Shane craves nintendo and is all over nintendo's games and shits all over ps3 exclusives (except for heavenly sword, lol) and secondly in the last podcast he didn't even predict ps3's overall dominance it was the british dude (cox). So yeah, dumb.

Of course, Shane does have to justify statements like Rez would be good on Wii with "I rarely think any game will be good on Wii!" and then completely backs down and trolls the system. Oh, and declares that he hates liking a game on Wii and that it only has 4 good games on it. I don't jump on the "Shane is a complete fucking prick" bandwagon but he's hardly a pro Nintendo guy as much as he is PS3.

And anyways, it's all for lolz. Shane could sell his PS3 and be a PS3 fanboy.

[Eteric Rice]

Coolest... Queen... Evar... :O

[Quagm1r3]

That's some irrational hate right there. Firstly Shane craves nintendo and is all over nintendo's games and shits all over ps3 exclusives (except for heavenly sword, lol) and secondly in the last podcast he didn't even predict ps3's overall dominance it was the british dude (cox). So yeah, dumb.

Don't take it so hard man. Besides; Shane's always been made fun of for being the PS3 Fanboy. Don't act like that's never happened or something.

[Grecco]

They need to make a Queen Mii for the check mii out thing

[drohne]

nintendo and the british royal family are perfect counterparts -- they're both immensely popular despite having long outlived their relevance.

i would've liked to squeeze in a comparison of royal incest and nintendo franchising, but it's not really happening for me. it's sunday morning

[Pureauthor]

nintendo and the british royal family are perfect counterparts -- they're both immensely popular despite having long outlived their relevance. i would've liked to squeeze in a comparison of royal incest and nintendo franchising, but it's not really happening for me. it's sunday morning

But isn't Nintendo's relevance entirely dependant on its popularity in the first place?

[PantherLotus]

My first shop, be kind

[HomShaBom]

Bin Laden plays PS3.

[drohne]

no. the wii's relationship to videogames resembles the monarchy's relationship to government.

[PantherLotus]

no. the wii's relationship to videogames resembles the monarchy's relationship to government.

i'm not sure if you're trying way too hard or if you're not trying at all. back to the thesaurus with you.

[Link1110]

You don't want to win against her. The dungeon sentence is way too long.

[Milhouse31]

Checkmate

[drohne]

wait, i thought of one: nintendo's intellectual property is about as diverse as the windsor gene pool, and as seldom receives an infusion of new blood

eh? eh?

well, it's probably good enough to irritate pantherlotus

o the wages of trolling

[RagnarokX]

How long until she starts up a youtube account calling herself "Queeny Hardcore"?

[PantherLotus]

wait, i thought of one: nintendo's intellectual property is about as diverse as the windsor gene pool, and as seldom receives an infusion of new blood eh? eh? well, it's probably good enough to irritate pantherlotus o the wages of trolling

oh i like your good ones but these are sad. perhaps a bad-teeth reference? or for shock value you might mention something about nintendo and 3rd parties are like diana and the papparazzi. you know, some stuff to work with.

[MrPing1000]

maxmars = prince william?

[The Take Out Bandit]

Bin Laden plays PS3.

No, no - it's the PS2 that launches missiles.

Dumbass!