I'm thinking about picking up Elf bowling, and digesting it.
Will I die? will it harm me in any way? if not, I'm seriously considering doing it... only to highlight what it already is.
Deal or no deal is also an option.
I'd pay $5 to see it.
No more harmful than playing it.
totally thread worthy.
i mean it you tube it pls
i mean it you tube it pls
I'll pay $5 to see you eat it with a bug at the same time
either way, gaf wins.
I like where this is going.
Fixed.Originally Posted by EBCubs03
I'll pay $5 to see you eat it with Bug! at the same time
That ain't right. :(Originally Posted by Suburban Cowboy
either way, gaf wins.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO
That's gonna hurt on the way out.
Eating Elf Bowling? Probably not a good idea. Eat another, better game. One that's not likely to poison you with its lack of quality is, in my opinion, Contra 4. Even better, it's likely to increase your manliness more than any other prescription drug.Originally Posted by Atilac
I'm thinking about picking up Elf bowling, and digesting it.
Will I die? will it harm me in any way? if not, I'm seriously considering doing it... only to highlight what it already is.
Deal or no deal is also an option.
Do it.
If you simultaneously eat a copy of Trauma Center you'll be fine duder.
consuming it whole would probably mean a trip to a surgeon.
"That's gonna hurt on the way out."
Considering how small it is, if kids can swallow quarters and be fine I don't see how he'll be in pain on it's way out.
Considering how small it is, if kids can swallow quarters and be fine I don't see how he'll be in pain on it's way out.
take a picture of poop with elf bowling, all for a very obvious joke? that's too much work. just make it in ms paint
This is the reason Cooking Mama exists.
YouTube that too please.Originally Posted by dfyb
consuming it whole would probably mean a trip to a surgeon.
Or take a dump and stick it in there for the pic...Originally Posted by bjork
take a picture of poop with elf bowling, all for a very obvious joke? that's too much work. just make it in ms paint
Maybe you should just "fall on it" instead. Then post the X-rays.
I just read one of those stupid health precaution booklets that come with every DS game.
There's no mentioning of what to do if the game card is ingested. So go nuts, I guess.
There's no mentioning of what to do if the game card is ingested. So go nuts, I guess.
the real question is, WOULD YOU LIVE IF YOU DIDN'T?
"Maybe you should just "fall on it" instead. Then post the X-rays."
If he's getting an xray he might as well do like jackass did with the matchbox car...
If he's getting an xray he might as well do like jackass did with the matchbox car...
no it wouldn't... its pretty small... probably wouldn't even notice it coming out. Then again you never know... it would hurt swallowing the damn thing... maybe if he chewed it a bit , or cut it in half.Originally Posted by dfyb
consuming it whole would probably mean a trip to a surgeon.
Technically?
No it wouldn't "hurt" you, it could possible get stuck in your intestine since your dige-
You know what, do it fucking moron :lol
No it wouldn't "hurt" you, it could possible get stuck in your intestine since your dige-
You know what, do it fucking moron :lol
Yet...Originally Posted by ZealousD
I just read one of those stupid health precaution booklets that come with every DS game.
There's no mentioning of what to do if the game card is ingested. So go nuts, I guess.
They wouldn't have included the "Don't feed the Pikmin" warning if some Nintendo employee hadn't tried it already.
I don't think it would poison you. Nintendo's not stupid, their not going to make the bite size, kid friendly DS carts toxic, if they can help it.
I wouldn't want to be in your seat around 3 hours after you ate it, though.
I wouldn't want to be in your seat around 3 hours after you ate it, though.
You won't necessarily digest the game. It'll most likely pass through your system, and be situated within your stool.Originally Posted by Atilac
I'm thinking about picking up Elf bowling, and digesting it.
That is, of course, if it doesn't get stuck inside your intestinal tract(s).
That's what you think? That he's going to shit it out? This thing is coming out his urethra for sure.Originally Posted by Zaraki_Kenpachi
"That's gonna hurt on the way out."
Considering how small it is, if kids can swallow quarters and be fine I don't see how he'll be in pain on it's way out.
Dude, you try pushing a DS game into your sphincter and tell me whether or not that feels pretty fucking huge. I'm guessing it will.Originally Posted by Jirotrom
no it wouldn't... its pretty small... probably wouldn't even notice it coming out.
:lol :lol :lolOriginally Posted by ThomPayne
That's what you think? That he's going to shit it out? This thing is coming out his urethra for sure.
"I don't think it would poison you. Nintendo's not stupid, their not going to make the bite size, kid friendly DS carts toxic, if they can help it.
I wouldn't want to be in your seat around 3 hours after you ate it, though."
As you find out that they are getting recalled for lead... :lol
I wouldn't want to be in your seat around 3 hours after you ate it, though."
As you find out that they are getting recalled for lead... :lol
Ive eaten large pieces of lego before. I dont think it would hurt that much.
I still wouldnt advise it though.
unless you ate it in tiny pieces.
I still wouldnt advise it though.
unless you ate it in tiny pieces.
My point exactly, I would ingest it whole and crap it out, because its shit already. Will the flash components or tiny batterys harm me?Originally Posted by Jirotrom
no it wouldn't... its pretty small... probably wouldn't even notice it coming out. Then again you never know... it would hurt swallowing the damn thing... maybe if he chewed it a bit , or cut it in half.
it'll take about an hour for the visuals to kick in. and shortly after you'll start feeling it. make sure to drink lots of water and be in a friendly environment, with good music, friends
I corrected myself, and i've taken some massive shits so I dont know.Originally Posted by alistairw
Dude, you try pushing a DS game into your sphincter and tell me whether or not that feels pretty fucking huge. I'm guessing it will.
This thread is a first of its kind.
depends on what they are composed of, I highly doubt its poisonous, to top it of your body will only injest what it needs... If your a-hole was big enough I wouldn't be surprised if you shit it out and it still worked:lol :lol :lolOriginally Posted by Atilac
My point exactly, I would ingest it whole and crap it out, because its shit already. Will the flash components or tiny batterys harm me?
One of my little dachshunds ate a DS game once, he passed it just fine:lol :lol
I think I just remembered why I like GAF.Originally Posted by Speevy
This thread is a first of its kind.
edit: Oh cool, and now we're discussing the size of the OP's rectum. Thread of the day.
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
(01-30-2008, 05:01 AM)
I'm excited. This is a good idea.
I'm a big german man, would it get stuck in my intestins?Originally Posted by U K Narayan
You won't necessarily digest the game. It'll most likely pass through your system, and be situated within your stool.
That is, of course, if it doesn't get stuck inside your intestinal tract(s).
:lol
I clicked on this thread hoping that there was a link to a video or a story about someone eating a DS game. I should've known better.
I clicked on this thread hoping that there was a link to a video or a story about someone eating a DS game. I should've known better.
uhhh, why?
you will youtube this right?
on the other hand send me Deal or No Deal ok?
on the other hand send me Deal or No Deal ok?
i'd go with "no" but you'd be really stupid for doing it anyways.
Just because you are big doesn't necessarily mean your intestines are larger than normal... do it...Originally Posted by Atilac
I'm a big german man, would it get stuck in my intestins?
Only one way to find out...
Puppy aren't as large as some of the shits I've taken.Originally Posted by alistairw
Dude, you try pushing a DS game into your sphincter and tell me whether or not that feels pretty fucking huge. I'm guessing it will.
never had any anal play huh? it ain't that big.Originally Posted by alistairw
Dude, you try pushing a DS game into your sphincter and tell me whether or not that feels pretty fucking huge. I'm guessing it will.
"My point exactly, I would ingest it whole and crap it out, because its shit already. Will the flash components or tiny batterys harm me?"
Honestly, if anything happens to be poisonious the components are so small that there would be such a small amount of poison entering your system that at most you would be a little discomfort if anything.
Honestly, if anything happens to be poisonious the components are so small that there would be such a small amount of poison entering your system that at most you would be a little discomfort if anything.
How do I tube a video of me eating a DS game, I'm not a bird. I can't shit within 20 minutes of eating it. Even I did tube it, wouldn't it get blocked or something?Originally Posted by Grecco
you will youtube this right?
on the other hand send me Deal or No Deal ok?
preach on!Originally Posted by PantherLotus
never had any anal play huh? it ain't that big.