"Dante took his pistals and cracked a awesome lightning and she came to exploding"

[narcosis219]

http://explosionedafire.ytmnd.com/

"...and she explosioned a fire at him."

holy shit

here's the rest of his stuff

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/Peter_Chimaera

[doogles]

[HugBasket]

[Hootie]

Holy shit

[traveler]

This is almost Heroes of the Web material.

[DoctorWho]

This can't be real... it just can't be.

[haunts]

sometimes my thoughthead brighten

[Hootie]

BLACK CRISIS WITH MASTER CHIEF
By Peter Chimaera

"Chief?"
"Not now," Master Chief answered, as he blasted his rifle at the Covenant guys. "I am in an emergency."
When the emergency was over, he said to the radio, "What is the message?"
"It is very important," said Private Martha Berk, "and you must return to base. I will drive you there."
She pulled in on a warthog just in time as more Covenant came running with other guns.
Chief jumped into the back and fired with the turret at full power.
"What is it?" He said as he shot all over.
"Hold on," Martha panicked. "We are driving right into a black hole."
When Master Chief killed the last of the covenant he let go of the turret and picked up two rocket launchers.
"It's action time," he said. Then he pointed and fired the rockets at the black hole but it did nothing.
"Giant greats!" He exscreamed! But it was too late and they got sucked in. His plan didn't work.
"Our only plan is to use a teleport," she shouted but couldn't be heard over the black hole. Minutes later they were on
the ship and everything was okay.
"Thanks for saving us," Master Chief sighed because it was a long day.

[echoshifting]

sometimes my thoughthead brighten

I'm thinking about brightening my thoughthead right now

[Matt_C]

That's all I can say about that.

[Threi]

oh my god

[angelcage87]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3323568/...sps_of_Dracula

wow surprise ending!

[Jacobi]

BLACK CRISIS WITH MASTER CHIEF By Peter Chimaera "Chief?" "Not now," Master Chief answered, as he blasted his rifle at the Covenant guys. "I am in an emergency." When the emergency was over, he said to the radio, "What is the message?" "It is very important," said Private Martha Berk, "and you must return to base. I will drive you there." She pulled in on a warthog just in time as more Covenant came running with other guns. Chief jumped into the back and fired with the turret at full power. "What is it?" He said as he shot all over. "Hold on," Martha panicked. "We are driving right into a black hole." When Master Chief killed the last of the covenant he let go of the turret and picked up two rocket launchers. "It's action time," he said. Then he pointed and fired the rockets at the black hole but it did nothing. "Giant greats!" He exscreamed! But it was too late and they got sucked in. His plan didn't work. "Our only plan is to use a teleport," she shouted but couldn't be heard over the black hole. Minutes later they were on the ship and everything was okay. "Thanks for saving us," Master Chief sighed because it was a long day.

Is that from a Halo novel?

[Hootie]

Is that from a Halo novel?

Yep, the New York Times Bestseller infact.

[Timedog]

BLACK CRISIS WITH MASTER CHIEF By Peter Chimaera "Chief?" "Not now," Master Chief answered, as he blasted his rifle at the Covenant guys. "I am in an emergency." When the emergency was over, he said to the radio, "What is the message?" "It is very important," said Private Martha Berk, "and you must return to base. I will drive you there." She pulled in on a warthog just in time as more Covenant came running with other guns. Chief jumped into the back and fired with the turret at full power. "What is it?" He said as he shot all over. "Hold on," Martha panicked. "We are driving right into a black hole." When Master Chief killed the last of the covenant he let go of the turret and picked up two rocket launchers. "It's action time," he said. Then he pointed and fired the rockets at the black hole but it did nothing. "Giant greats!" He exscreamed! But it was too late and they got sucked in. His plan didn't work. "Our only plan is to use a teleport," she shouted but couldn't be heard over the black hole. Minutes later they were on the ship and everything was okay. "Thanks for saving us," Master Chief sighed because it was a long day.

Holy shit, this stuff is MUCH cooler than the rambo fan fiction I used to write.

Is that from a Halo novel?

I thought this thread was going to be about erotic fanfiction.

[ItsInMyVeins]

:O

[Suikoguy]

I thought this thread was going to be about erotic fanfiction.

<----
It's not worth it

[Oldschoolgamer]

The title had me thinking that this was a porno or something. LOL though.

[klausbert]

Redding ti alupod makes ti somuch funnayah

[Sir Fragula]

I thought this thread was going to be about erotic fanfiction.

Me too... This is funnier though.

[NaughtyCalibur]

http://www.peterchimaera.com/

[Great Rumbler]

"No, John. You are the demons."

[haunts]

[miyamotofreak]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3920909/..._Nemesis_Fight

[narcosis219]

"No, John. You are the demons."

And then John was a zombie.

[Forceatowulf]

As a huge DMC fan... I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Truth be told I did a little of both.

[kruskev]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3920909/..._Nemesis_Fight

"Later he wsa having sex with Catwoman becuas she was good now. But after tehy wer done she laufhed."

....?!

[Kaervas]

"No, John. You are the demons."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg

[AtomskEater]

This shit reads like something put through babelfish.

[thetrin]

THE MATRIX RETURN Created by Peter Chimaera Neo was wake from sleeping and he shout at Trinity "Help you I think your dead" "No I am not" she said and she gotted some water drink. Morpheus walking into the bedroom "Good morning Neo we must kung fu" So they trained the jiu jitsu and martia larts. Neo kick him "Good job" "Morpheus we got a distress signal it is from Niobe" So they ran into the ship and they found Nioba and she was okay but there was a sentinal. Neo punched it. His hand was hurting very badly. "Neo you must be careful" Morphus said and shot the robot. "Wait" Neo said and he downloaded how to kill the sentinels. But it was too late and cause the machines created a new matrix. "No, we cannot our powers in the new matrix" Then Neo disconnected but he was looked dead, and they all told Niobe the sad news. "What happen in the first matrix" "They are all dead" "tihs is too much" Morphus shotted quietly "help me fight to save this" "i illh elp you" Trinity say with the cry she was sad cause thoughts neo was dead but it was matrix trick! Neo try to say help but his body wads frozedn "sOh no!" Merpheus say at teh radar screen "more matrix is attack us" "we will have to jug in" Trinity hooked her up Wehn they entared teh place was filled with Smiths because the matrix was curroopted with the matrix virus. "I'll fight this 500" Morpus said and he sworded out his katana at great attack. Trinity watch in amazing! "You are so good" "What's this" Morpeud read a data becauz he was fight agents and make them run, but the data said some information! "It say Neo is alife! We shuld wait go back to seak to him" and they tooks off by using phone interface. Neo was okay they finds because of mediskel equipmont. "The matrix is virused wso they cans not control the people any morR,. We arm not win yet but shall continue of the fight!" They aggreed and formed for strewngth so they could fight the matrix one other day "gentalmen the fight goes on" Neo said with fist and the crews cheered with new hope.

My god....this is better than Matrix Revolutions...

[Hootie]

Neo was wake from sleeping and he shout at Trinity "Help you I think your dead" "No I am not" she said and she gotted some water drink. Morpheus walking into the bedroom "Good morning Neo we must kung fu" So they trained the jiu jitsu and martia larts. Neo kick him "Good job"

[UltraMarioMan]

Ribs...aching...

[Imm0rt4l]

wow......just wow.

[ghostmind]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk9QYnVw6oc&NR=1


Not sure if this is the same author, but HOLY SHIT!

[Emerson]

I think it is.

edit: nvm, confused it with

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3934572/...to_Destruction

[HugBasket]

My god....this is better than Matrix Revolutions...

Wait..that isn't Matrix Revolutions?

[Dark Octave]

From the purchase page of his web site:

Description:

How old is Peter Chimaera? Is English his first language? Has he even read the book? Or watched the show, or movie? Common questions when someone reads his fanfiction. With his book of "hsitorical FaFfiction", Peter Chimaera takes it a step further, writing fifteen short fanfics: This time, not based on movies or video games, but on famous people in history. Read on as Genghis Khan teams up with an unlikely ally to fight crime. William Wallace cheats death to have revenge on King Edward. Robin Hood fights his most unlikely foe yet. It doesn't make any sense, but isn't that the point?
Keywords:

* peter chimaera
* fanfiction
* no
* John
* you
* are
* the
* demons


Listed in:

Humor

[Rayo]

i didnt laugh

[Mojovonio]

fake

his fucking book cover has spelling mistakes.

[Dark Octave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg

"I want to be on the ships daddy. Dad said No! You will BE KILLED BY DEMONS!"

[HugBasket]

fake his fucking book cover has spelling mistakes.

the advious has been find

[Suburban Cowboy]

yep, fake

[typhonsentra]

I typed his name into Google and pulled up a site where it says "Chimaera" is a joke character. His other one is Hyena who writes Full House fanfiction about Danny murdering his kids.

[thetrin]

I typed his name into Google and pulled up a site where it says "Chimaera" is a joke character. His other one is Hyena who writes Full House fanfiction about Danny murdering his kids.

Oh god, must read.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk9QYnVw6oc&NR=1 Not sure if this is the same author, but HOLY SHIT!

I WANT THIS SONG ON MP3!!

[AlanSmithee]

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

[The Take Out Bandit]

Fanfic on par with the game.

[Sho_Nuff82]

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the demons" And then John was a zombie.

Can't stop laughing.

[android]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg

that was awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

[KTallguy]

This is really fucking funny.

[MaddenNFL64]

that was awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

God, I love when people use Garry's Mod for stuff like this. great work.