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harSon · (02-05-2008, 11:37 AM)

I woke up early this morning with an incredibly cramped stomach and the urge to vomit. Only problem is I've been on the verge of vomiting for three hours and would like to get it out of the way since today is rather important (Exam and voting). Any suggestions?

grandjedi6 · (02-05-2008, 11:37 AM)

DO NOT FORCE YOURSELF TO VOMIT

Coolio McAwesome · (02-05-2008, 11:38 AM)

Watching the end of Titanic should do the trick.

harSon · (02-05-2008, 11:38 AM)

Originally Posted by grandjedi6:

DO NOT FORCE YOURSELF TO VOMIT

I will vomit, it's just a matter of when. I've had the urge to vomit for hours... it's sitting at the back gate but I subconsciously won't yak. This is the worst feeling ever :(

Scullibundo · (02-05-2008, 11:39 AM)

Just lean your head over the bowl for a while, it will come. Think of how sick you feel or that bad taste in your mouth while leaning. I remember I did this when I had bad sushi.

Crushed · (02-05-2008, 11:39 AM)

Congratulations, it's the political process at work.

grandjedi6 · (02-05-2008, 11:39 AM)

Originally Posted by harSon:

I will vomit, it's just a matter of when. I've had the urge to vomit for hours... it's sitting at the back gate but I subconsciously won't yak. This is the worst feeling ever :(

If you have to vomit, you will vomit. Otherwise don't force it

harSon · (02-05-2008, 11:39 AM)

Hillary Clinton poisoned my dinner :(

Uncle · (02-05-2008, 11:41 AM)

Originally Posted by Scullibundo:

Just lean your head over the bowl for a while, it will come. Think of how sick you feel or that bad taste in your mouth while leaning. I remember I did this when I had bad sushi.

This. Also when you feel like vomiting, try to force yourself to gag or try to imitate the puking. Worked for me when I had bad hangovers.

Osaka · (02-05-2008, 11:41 AM)

Originally Posted by harSon:

Hillary Clinton poisoned my dinner :(

With her tears?

Xater · (02-05-2008, 11:41 AM)

A glass of water with 2-3 spoons of salt in it should do the trick.

Alfarif · (02-05-2008, 11:41 AM)

I just went into the bathroom at work and someone had shit all over the floor and toilet, hadn't flushed it, and the building is smelling like straight shit.

I had the urge to vomit then and no fingers were involved.

Goreomedy · (02-05-2008, 11:41 AM)

Down a glass of milk really fast.

harSon · (02-05-2008, 11:43 AM)

Originally Posted by Xater:

A glass of water with 2-3 spoons of salt in it should do the trick.

Looked it up and it seems legit. I'm going to try this if I can't urge myself to vomit within the next 20 minutes or so :/

PuppetSlave · (02-05-2008, 11:44 AM)

Have you eaten? Drink lots of water. Then either you will throw up or the feeling to throw up will pass. Or maybe you will wish you die or something but hey, atleast you did not have to use your finger to throw up.

harSon · (02-05-2008, 11:45 AM)

Originally Posted by PuppetSlave:

Have you eaten? Drink lots of water. Then either you will throw up or the feeling to throw up will pass. Or maybe you will wish you die or something but hey, atleast you did not have to use your finger to throw up.

I'm to much of a pussy to use a finger. I cringe when doctors put shit down my throat (SWABS YOU FREAKS). I haven't eaten since around 10 hours or so ago and I've downed a good 2-3 water bottles in the last 3 hours.

Xater · (02-05-2008, 11:48 AM)

Originally Posted by harSon:

I'm to much of a pussy to use a finger. I cringe when doctors put shit down my throat (SWABS YOU FREAKS). I haven't eaten since around 10 hours or so ago and I've downed a good 2-3 water bottles in the last 3 hours.

Using the finge ris actually pretty easy if you really need to vomit. The a similar situation a few weeks ago. The salt thing should work but I would prefer the other way because downing salt water is pretty horrible. :lol

DaCocoBrova · (02-05-2008, 11:49 AM)

You hurry up and wait.

The worst is when your body is undecided re: which hole to spout from.

PuppetSlave · (02-05-2008, 11:51 AM)

My gut feeling is that you should try to eat something. Try some toast and see how you feel after that.

Patrick Bateman · (02-05-2008, 11:53 AM)

Use a toe.

Or the most obvious: 2 girls 1 cup.

max_cool · (02-05-2008, 11:53 AM)

be man, stick your finger down your throat

Son of Godzilla · (02-05-2008, 11:53 AM)

I jab my stomach hard-ish when I feel the need to vomit but haven't. Works every time. I don't know why anyone would recommend not doing it, it's a fucking terrible feeling that's easy to remedy.

Grug · (02-05-2008, 11:55 AM)

Milk with orange juice. Either that or look up YouTube videos of some Fear Factor eating challenges, that should do it.

Dolphin · (02-05-2008, 11:57 AM)

There's a lot of information here:
http://www.avalonhills.org/info/land...FRuhFQodiGQEew
I hope that helps.

psycho_snake · (02-05-2008, 11:57 AM)

I know you're looking for another way to make yourslef throw up without shoving your fingers down your throuat, but it is the best way. It feels horrible, but it gets you to throw up straight away. I find that its better to do that then wait for ages and feel sick just waiting to vomit.

harSon · (02-05-2008, 12:00 PM)

Originally Posted by Dolphin:

There's a lot of information here:
http://www.avalonhills.org/info/land...FRuhFQodiGQEew
I hope that helps.

I'm 6'2'' 230 and I haven't vomited for years, I'm the worst bulimic ever :(

Dolphin · (02-05-2008, 12:02 PM)

Originally Posted by harSon:

I'm 6'2'' 230 and I haven't vomited for years, I'm the worst bulimic ever :(

There's always room to improve.

Adol · (02-05-2008, 12:43 PM)

Make yourself belch over and over again.

harSon · (02-05-2008, 02:26 PM)

Eh I fell asleep :lol My stomach still hurts but it's more of a diarrhea cramp than a vomit inducing one...

AlphaOmega · (02-05-2008, 02:29 PM)

Lean over the toilet and tell yourself you won't be sick

RubxQub · (02-05-2008, 02:33 PM)

How am I doing?

Tuvoc · (02-05-2008, 02:34 PM)

ipecac syrup from the drug store?

-OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS · (02-05-2008, 02:36 PM)

Syrup of Ipecac. Just like in the Family Guy episode!
Edit *beaten*

Or eat a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.

Anyone know that movie?? HMM??

mre · (02-05-2008, 02:40 PM)

Originally Posted by DaCocoBrova:

The worst is when your body is undecided re: which hole to spout from.

I'm going to have to disagree. The worst is when your body has made up its mind, but chose both holes simultaneously.

That was the worst night of my life.

-OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS · (02-05-2008, 02:40 PM)

Or, this:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=235950

jamesinclair · (02-05-2008, 02:41 PM)

1 gallon of milk.

Chug.

And bring a mop

Fuzzery · (02-05-2008, 02:59 PM)

/b/

Powerslave · (02-05-2008, 03:00 PM)

look in the mirror LOL

Imm0rt4l · (02-05-2008, 03:01 PM)

salt water

adamsappel · (02-05-2008, 03:10 PM)

Originally Posted by -OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS:

Or eat a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.

Anyone know that movie?? HMM??

Weird Science.

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Damnit, couldn't find the animated gif!

Bad_Boy · (02-05-2008, 03:25 PM)

eat this.

LunaClover · (02-05-2008, 04:13 PM)

What the FUCK....im not even sick and that hamburger in a can made me...oh god :lol

Kyoufu · (02-05-2008, 04:17 PM)

google a picture of britney spears without any hair.

Geek · (02-05-2008, 04:21 PM)

Originally Posted by Tuvoc:

ipecac syrup from the drug store?

Yes, this. (I've run into about 2 people in my life who know what this is.)

7Th · (02-05-2008, 04:22 PM)

Water with salt.

Edag Plata · (02-05-2008, 04:24 PM)

Who ya voting for?

Kintaco · (02-05-2008, 04:35 PM)

Usually seafood would do that to me.

Tuvoc · (02-05-2008, 04:44 PM)

Originally Posted by Geek:

Yes, this. (I've run into about 2 people in my life who know what this is.)

Hell yeah. It's the best way to get out of a day of school/work.

bggrthnjsus · (02-05-2008, 04:47 PM)

i can make myself vomit without my finger, it's just a matter of pumping out some really powerful gags

Fio · (02-05-2008, 04:53 PM)

Hot water