"I'll never forget the first time I saw my four-year-old daughter's bowel movement"

[Branduil]

Has anybody else seen those ridiculous infomercials for the "dual action cleanser" scam? The guy who promotes this stuff is one creepy dude. Anyway, the whole idea of it is that because of our fatty American diets we're carrying around like 20 pounds of compressed feces in our colons and that's making us sick. Apparently the reason we're not healthy enough is we don't have big enough poop.

I found some videos of an older version:
http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/dual-action-cleanse.htm
The one I saw was newer with a supposed "doctor" interviewing him. He still talked about his daughter's bowel movements though.

[RubxQub]

Thread title that will deliver views, that's for sure

[Wes]

I'm so glad there are no pics here.

[Branduil]

Ah, I found a link to the one I saw:
http://www.infomercial-hell.com/dual-action-cleanse-2/

[CharlieDigital]

There was an oooold Maxim/Stuff article on this. Not this particular product, but the whole concept. I'll try to dig it up.

Can't find it. But it was pretty awesome. They sent an editor on this "vacation" which basically involved fasting, taking lots of fiber, and several enemas Over the course of a week or something like that, he shat some awesome shit.

[RiskyChris]

I saw this on a few months ago. I was laughing all night -- the guy sounded like such a fucking tool.

[Imm0rt4l]

lol @ his dirty sanchez moustache.

[Twilight Princess]

his four year old daughter definitely has a huge asshole.

[lil smoke]

Why the 1st time? He didn't change diapers or anything? Why won't he forget? Took him this long?

[speculawyer]

No, buy I got a call last night because my daughter decided on her own to use the potty fo the first time. Woo-hoo! The end of diapers is near! (Actually, changing diapers isn't a big deal . . . but it is a pain in the ass to always make sure that you have diapers, wipes, Desitin, Ziplock bags, and possibly-needed-change of clothes handy.)

Edit: You are a shitty father (bad pun intended) if it has been four years before you've first seen your daughter's poop!

[Dark Octave]

Thread title that will deliver views, that's for sure

You ain't lyin'. But I was hesitant.

[allegate]

No, buy I got a call last night because my daughter decided on her own to use the potty fo the first time. Woo-hoo! The end of diapers is near! (Actually, changing diapers isn't a big deal . . . but it is a pain in the ass to always make sure that you have diapers, wipes, Desitin, Ziplock bags, and possibly-needed-change of clothes handy.) Edit: You are a shitty father (bad pun intended) if it has been four years before you've first seen your daughter's poop!

potty training, eh. We just started that and it's been an adventure, let me tell you. Once he's there it's fine but getting him there is 99.9% of the battle.

[IcebergSlim3000]

Has anybody else seen those ridiculous infomercials for the "dual action cleanser" scam? The guy who promotes this stuff is one creepy dude. Anyway, the whole idea of it is that because of our fatty American diets we're carrying around like 20 pounds of compressed feces in our colons and that's making us sick. Apparently the reason we're not healthy enough is we don't have big enough poop. I found some videos of an older version: http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/dual-action-cleanse.htm The one I saw was newer with a supposed "doctor" interviewing him. He still talked about his daughter's bowel movements though.

Your avatar what is it.

[Kestastrophe]

I'm so glad there are no pics here.

Here ya go:


There is no way that this came out of a human body. It looks like someone pulled it out of a swamp.

[Brannon]

Here ya go: There is no way that this came out of a human body. It looks like someone pulled it out of a swamp.

[GhaleonEB]

I'm so glad I finished my bowl of steaming beef chilli right before seeing this thread.

Random poop story: our then four year-old daughter discovered she loved dried apricots. A LOT. And because the bag we had was from Costco, there were a lot of them to go around. We tried to warn her that she didn't want to eat too many, but she must have had over a dozen.

Fast foward a few hours. She's playing in the back yard with a friend and comes FLYING in the house yelling, "I gotta go poopy!!!" She makes it to the bathroom and is in there for a long time. She was in the habit back then of not flushing, so I have to go in and take care of it.

I swear to god, if you told me an elephant took a dump in that can, I'd believe you. She clogged the toilet (a four year old!), required lots of plunging and repeated flushes.

She's since cut back on the apricots to one or two a day, at most.

[DaCocoBrova]

*Performs 'Colon Build-Up' image search*

[allegate]

*Performs 'Colon Build-Up' image search* []http://www.detox-cleanse.com/images/colon-cleanse-photos/colon-cleanse-photo-03.jpg[/]

1) I didn't ask for an image search! >:(
2) someone is touching that thing? and with no gloves?!
3) why is that woman on the same picture? wait, scratch that one - I don't want to know.

[Verboten]

That shit is unnatural.

[HotByCold]

That's really NSFW people!
Get a mod somebody!!

[Jill Sandwich]

She's happy she pooped out her colon

[SolidSnakex]

That's really NSFW people! Get a mod somebody!!

This is not safe for anyone.

[Amon37]

I don't know why but I'm literally laughing out loud to this thread. One of my co-workers asked what I was laughing so hard about, then I showed him the picture of the colon cleanse. He for some reason didn't find it as funny.

[Dali]

I don't know why but I'm literally laughing out loud to this thread. One of my co-workers asked what I was laughing so hard about, then I showed him the picture of the colon cleanse. He for some reason didn't find it as funny.

I'm enjoying the reactions. Moar pics people