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fistfulofmetal
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(02-09-2008, 05:12 AM)
I think I may have turds of steel because nearly every time I drop the deuce, it plugs the toilet.

I have to have the plunger IN HAND just in case the water doesn't go down, which is a common occurrence.

I had to start flushing directly after I finish then flush again when I wipe, but it hasn't really changed much.

Is it my toilet? Do I have superhuman crap? What the deal, yo?
Bildi
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(02-09-2008, 05:13 AM)
Try some other toilets and get back to us.
The Black Brad Pitt
likes mayo on everthing and can't dance
(02-09-2008, 05:14 AM)
You have a shitty diet.
valkillmore
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(02-09-2008, 05:14 AM)
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There's probably something else stuck down there. Do you have kids? Check to see if any TV remotes or kitchen utensils are missing; if so they're probably skewering right now.
whytemyke
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(02-09-2008, 05:14 AM)
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It's probably not your shit... you're probably using half a rainforests worth of toilet paper to wipe your ass. Use less TP and I bet your problem is gone in a week.
TemplaerDude
(02-09-2008, 05:15 AM)
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your toilet probably sucks.
AmishNazi
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(02-09-2008, 05:15 AM)
Probably use to much toilet paper to wipe....

Edit: Beaten...
SyNapSe
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(02-09-2008, 05:15 AM)
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Hey, I'm all for GAF fun but do topics like this even need to be made? I'll just go back to eating some ramen I guess
fistfulofmetal
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(02-09-2008, 05:16 AM)

Originally Posted by whytemyke

It's probably not your shit... you're probably using half a rainforests worth of toilet paper to wipe your ass. Use less TP and I bet your problem is gone in a week.


I flush twice. Once for the poo, one for the toilet paper
speculawyer
clairvoyancy is no excuse for trollin'
(02-09-2008, 05:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by fistfulofmetal

I think I may have turds of steel because nearly every time I drop the deuce, it plugs the toilet.

I have to have the plunger IN HAND just in case the water doesn't go down, which is a common occurrence.


Ack . . . does not compute.
Stinkles
sober, clothed, willing
(02-09-2008, 05:32 AM)
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Are you a Teamster? A Teamster could shit in the Mississippi and stop it dead in its tracks.
C.Dark.DN
previously DeathNote
(02-09-2008, 05:38 AM)
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if your fist is full of metal, i guess your poo is too
Greatness Gone
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(02-09-2008, 05:40 AM)
assfulofshit
M3wThr33
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(02-09-2008, 05:41 AM)
Sometimes. And our house ain't got no low flush pieces of shit. I get PROUD when I need to use the plunger.

It all depends on the toilet, really. At my old apartment. I always had to flush twice and I almost always forgot. :( I felt bad.
diunxx
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(02-09-2008, 05:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by fistfulofmetal

I flush twice. Once for the poo, one for the toilet paper

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.
TheQueen'sOwn
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(02-09-2008, 05:47 AM)
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Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

haha whaaat

Anyway I have to do the same thing. Flush once for the crap and once for the toilet paper. The worst is when it's stuck in the pipes and you lift the seat up only to see a cloud of brown at the bottom. Fucking gross smell too.

If I have to pee I'll hold it until after I've crapped so that I can cut up my poo with my pee.
Greatness Gone
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(02-09-2008, 05:51 AM)

Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

wat
Aladuf
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(02-09-2008, 05:52 AM)

Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

are you serious?
Cheeto
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(02-09-2008, 05:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

wut
Koshiba
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(02-09-2008, 05:53 AM)
Probably the toilet. I remember we tried figuring out for years at my mom's why the toilet ALWAYS got plugged up till finally we just took the toilet off completely and found a small alcohol bottle. Yeah, then my brother tells us he might've dropped that in the toilet and flushed it a few years back when he was drunk.. :lol
oatmeal
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(02-09-2008, 05:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by fistfulofmetal

I flush twice. Once for the poo, one for the toilet paper


Once for the bulk, and once for the remainder!
shpankey
not an idiot
(02-09-2008, 05:54 AM)
most likely you have a water saving toilet. they are bad at that. keep the handle down all the way until the toilet completely flushes.

i have one in my home and i abhor the damned thing.
purnoman3000
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(02-09-2008, 05:55 AM)
It's those love flow toilets, man do they suck. They may use less water per flush but boy do I use alot more water when I have to flush 3-4 times just to get a turd down.
shpankey
not an idiot
(02-09-2008, 05:56 AM)
yup ^^

they end up using more water in the end. these toilets are a fucking joke, avoid at all costs.
fistfulofmetal
Banned
(02-09-2008, 06:19 AM)

Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.


uh



what
Beer Monkey
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(02-09-2008, 06:33 AM)

Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

Not where we live.
shpankey
not an idiot
(02-09-2008, 06:39 AM)
if you came into my home and put your shit ridden toilet paper in my trash can, i would flush YOU down the damn toilet
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
(02-09-2008, 06:47 AM)
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assfulofmetal
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oh and i hate people that don't flush their toilet paper. like, its got shit on it bro! flush it! they make it biodegradeable for a reason!
Meier
(02-09-2008, 06:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

This and the responses almost have me in tears. WOW.

p.s. Low-flow toilets are very useful, but nothing beats a dual-flush option!
Yoboman
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(02-09-2008, 06:53 AM)

Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

:lol :lol :lol
TAJ
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(02-09-2008, 06:58 AM)

Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

Your house must smell great. But why use toilet paper when you have your hands?
Night_Trekker
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(02-09-2008, 07:00 AM)
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I always use too much paper. I admit it.

The toilets where I work are insanely powerful. I mean, you flush one of them and droplets hit you in the face if you're standing in front of it, no exaggeration. And I plugged one of them. Not in one sitting, but I eventually did it.

I'm not sure if I'm proud of that or not.
ManaByte
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(02-09-2008, 07:04 AM)

Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

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bjork
(02-09-2008, 07:07 AM)
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Night_Trekker
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(02-09-2008, 07:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by bjork

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t69/megumi_015/TISSUE.jpg

What exactly are we looking at h-- ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
WinFonda
(02-09-2008, 07:17 AM)
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Since this is the poop diary thread: Growing up in a family of 5 with only one toilet in the whole house was a bitch. I stood isolated in my mothers room for at least 40 minutes one time waiting to get in the bathroom. I couldn't hold out any longer and had to go right where I stood - on the floor.
OatmealMu
I will pee on you and
your undead cousin
(02-09-2008, 07:19 AM)
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I wonder what that iPod smells like.
Cruceh
self-esteem issues
(02-09-2008, 07:21 AM)
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People from other countries use the trash bin. Hell, I'm still not used to flushing it down the toilet, but I kinda have to at the dorms. Feels odd to me.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
(02-09-2008, 07:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cruceh

People from other countries use the trash bin. Hell, I'm still not used to flushing it down the toilet, but I kinda have to at the dorms. Feels odd to me.


must be all the advanced technology called plumbing we have in America that makes it possible
batbeg
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(02-09-2008, 07:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

Holy shit, are you my stepbrother Bryce? I haven't seen him in like 6 years but he is the only person I've ever known to do this.

Jesus Christ man, sanitation!
3phemeral
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(02-09-2008, 07:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

The only time I've ever been told not to put the toilet paper in the water was when I was in summer camp in the mountains. Something about piping, high altitude, cesspool, environmental reason or other. Can't remember. But yeah, toilet is made to dissolve in water...
batbeg
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(02-09-2008, 07:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by Night_Trekker

I always use too much paper. I admit it.

The toilets where I work are insanely powerful. I mean, you flush one of them and droplets hit you in the face if you're standing in front of it, no exaggeration. And I plugged one of them. Not in one sitting, but I eventually did it.

I'm not sure if I'm proud of that or not.

...

Wat?
May16
(02-09-2008, 07:29 AM)
Couple years ago, I had some roommates who used toliet paper like they were in a damn contest, and yeah, they plugged it a lot. Then they moved out and magically the problem left too.
Night_Trekker
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(02-09-2008, 07:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by batbeg

...

Wat?

Well obviously I'm not the only one who uses it so I can't take all the credit, but over time (like, months) this particular toilet... er, lost its monstrous flushing power.
ManaByte
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(02-09-2008, 07:39 AM)
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black_13
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(02-09-2008, 08:18 AM)
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It's these damn cheap ass toilets that are supposed to use less water. Biggest pieces of shit ever.

I'd say its also the pipes too, usually they are rather small.
layzie1989
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(02-09-2008, 08:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.


Jables
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(02-09-2008, 08:35 AM)
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I totally do. It's not a case of using too much TP, it's just that my flusher doesn't suck enough down. It gets stuck down there something fierce...then I try to break it up by takin super hard yes' that try and break it up into manageable chunks. Fuck ya, you read that right, I play asteroids with my poo in the toilets.
Madrin
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(02-09-2008, 08:48 AM)
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Originally Posted by diunxx

you flush the toiler paper? that isn't suppose to go down there use a trash can.

haha whaaat

wat

wut

uh



what

Post some variation of "what" if you want diunxx banned from all future poop advice threads.
samus4ever
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(02-09-2008, 08:59 AM)
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I remember working at dominos back in the day and they had a big print out on the bathroom door that toilet paper does not go in the trash can but the toilet. think again once ordering a pizza from them.

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