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keanerie
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(03-05-2008, 02:39 AM)
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I really can't stand this guy. The hair, the bowling shirts, the sunglasses worn around the back of his head - jesus. Why would you ever wear sunglasses around the back of your head?!? What makes him worse is that he has that one show - where he goes to diners and drive-in type restaurants - and I love all the food he gets to try. I remember one where he samples bbq from around the country. Why should such a grade A dbag get to try such good food?



"I'M THIIIIIS BIG OF A DOUCHE!"
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Dharmalar
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(03-05-2008, 02:40 AM)
He's a bag of douches.

Guy Douche Fieri Bag Douche
Callo Merlose
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(03-05-2008, 02:40 AM)
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He will die before his time and people will mysteriously be saddened.
DiscoNaldo
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(03-05-2008, 02:40 AM)
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Douchebag is such a terrific word. I need to incorporate it more into my daily conversations.
DreD
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(03-05-2008, 02:41 AM)
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Is it me or this guy as some kind of "fauhawk" on his chin? Fucking terrible. :lol
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(03-05-2008, 02:41 AM)
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he is the only person on the food network that i wish i could punch in the face.
SpeedingUptoStop
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(03-05-2008, 02:42 AM)
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The guy looks permanently stuck in 1996 or something.
beelzebozo
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(03-05-2008, 02:43 AM)
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yet this is the guy for whom america voted. not that either of the final two were that wonderful of choices, but oy vey
SolidSnakex
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(03-05-2008, 02:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by beelzebozo

yet this is the guy for whom america voted. not that either of the final two were that wonderful of choices, but oy vey

He's also the only one that's had any sort of success. The others have vanished.
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(03-05-2008, 02:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by Iamthegamer

The guy looks permanently stuck in 1996 or something.

he looks like hes going to start a smash mouth cover band
beelzebozo
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(03-05-2008, 02:47 AM)
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Originally Posted by JodyAnthony

he looks like hes going to start a smash mouth cover band

the leader singer of smash mouth was on food 911 once :lol
keanerie
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(03-05-2008, 02:49 AM)
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Dizzle24
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(03-05-2008, 02:52 AM)
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So you think he is a douche bag because he dresses in a way you wouldn't?

That's hilarious.
NomarTyme
(03-05-2008, 02:52 AM)
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Meh, I like his show.
beelzebozo
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(03-05-2008, 02:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by NomarTyme

Meh, I like his show.

i actually love diners, drive-ins, and dives. i think it would be just as good if not better with someone a little more folksy like jim o'connor, though--guy's beach-dude whoaaaa sensibilities offend my rural upbringing consarnit
keanerie
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(03-05-2008, 02:54 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dizzle24

So you think he is a douche bag because he dresses in a way you wouldn't?

Guy?
Dharmalar
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(03-05-2008, 02:55 AM)

Originally Posted by Dizzle24

So you think he is a douche bag because he dresses in a way you wouldn't?

That's hilarious.

You're a douche bag.
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(03-05-2008, 02:55 AM)
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Originally Posted by Iamthegamer

The guy looks permanently stuck in 1996 or something.

:lol I was about to say. Bleached hair? Really?
mac
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(03-05-2008, 02:57 AM)
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Have you seen the ads he does for Applebee's? He says that the new items, "were taken from the best he found on the road."

That shmuck stole other peoples ideas and now they're on the Applebee's menu! I hope he is blacklisted from now on.
Dizzle24
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(03-05-2008, 02:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dharmalar

You're a douche bag.


If by calling me a "douche bag" you mean that I am always up inside your mom's hot muff, then YES, I guess that is what you should call me.

Or dad. Whatever.
keanerie
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(03-05-2008, 02:59 AM)
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"Watch out, America - I'm comin your way and I've got craaazy hair!!"
Dharmalar
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(03-05-2008, 03:00 AM)

Originally Posted by Dizzle24

If by calling me a "douche bag" you mean that I am always up inside your mom's hot muff, then YES, I guess that is what you should call me.

Or dad. Whatever.

You're still a douche bag.
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(03-05-2008, 03:00 AM)
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Originally Posted by keanerie



"Watch out, America - I'm comin your way and I've got craaazy hair!!"

:lol ahahaha thats the hardest i've laughed in a while

edit: and at the edit for the OP
Dizzle24
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(03-05-2008, 03:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dharmalar

You're still a douche bag.

Thanks. :D
keanerie
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(03-05-2008, 03:03 AM)
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Hey now, let's take the hate you guys are directing toward each other and move it toward

jakncoke
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(03-05-2008, 03:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by keanerie

Hey now, let's take the hate you guys are directing toward each other and move it toward

:lol
X26
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(03-05-2008, 03:19 AM)
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dude shaves his arms...wtf?
SpeedingUptoStop
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(03-05-2008, 03:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by X26

dude shaves his arms...wtf?

I think his tanning salon scorched the hair off.
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(03-05-2008, 03:24 AM)
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I can see where he would annoy, but he provided me with some tasty recipes. Also, last I checked, Guy's Big Bite was the only show on the food network that always comes with a booze recipe.

Even douchebags are useful sometimes.
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(03-05-2008, 03:27 AM)
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"Oh! That is Money!"

It's pretty sad that he has sold out by endorsing Friday's featured(frozen food) entrees. I liked him up until that point.
Belfast
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(03-05-2008, 03:31 AM)
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He looks like a douche bag, but acts like a really nice guy.
Toy Soldier
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(03-05-2008, 03:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by platypotamus

Also, last I checked, Guy's Big Bite was the only show on the food network that always comes with a booze recipe.

Don't forget the lovely Sandra Lee.
Zyzyxxz
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(03-05-2008, 03:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Don't forget the lovely Sandra Lee.

screw Sandra Lee, there is only one woman on Food Network.

Her name is Giada.





As for the Guy Fieri guy I dont like him either, the way he talks is annoying as hell.
.hacked
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(03-05-2008, 03:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by keanerie


My girlfriend said the 1st time she saw him on TV that he looked like the kind of guy who would give you crabs.
Soul4ger
(03-05-2008, 03:46 AM)
It was between Guy and the big fat gay black guy, to win Food Network's Top Chef contest or whatever. There was no way the guy that was black AND gay was going to win a fan vote...
pewye
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(03-05-2008, 03:47 AM)

Originally Posted by Zyzyxxz

screw Sandra Lee, there is only one woman on Food Network.

Her name is Giada.

I like her, but her head is fucking huge.
Gig
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(03-05-2008, 03:48 AM)
I have never seen this guy before and can already tell he's a douchebag.
traveler
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(03-05-2008, 03:49 AM)
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So do you guys have any substantial criticisms or are you just displeased with the way he dresses, the way he talks, and his hair?
JDSN
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(03-05-2008, 03:55 AM)
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He reminds me of that pic of the fat posing kid with a funny caption, you know the one.
beelzebozo
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(03-05-2008, 03:56 AM)
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Originally Posted by traveler

So do you guys have any substantial criticisms or are you just displeased with the way he dresses, the way he talks, and his hair?

he's a tv personality! how are those not valid criticisms when he's supposed to be aesthetically pleasing to viewers?
traveler
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(03-05-2008, 03:58 AM)
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Originally Posted by beelzebozo

he's a tv personality! how are those not valid criticisms when he's supposed to be aesthetically pleasing to viewers?

I haven't seen his show, so I can't really judge whether or not he's an adequate host or whatever, but I have always hated the industry's insistence on putting pretty people first. I don't give a damn about how attractive you are,(unless the whole point of the show is looking at attractive people) I care about how qualified you are to talk or present the material you're given OR how well you can act. Aesthetics is one of my last concerns.
beelzebozo
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(03-05-2008, 04:09 AM)
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he's not a bad chef, but his sensibilities are definitely stuck in early 90s surfer culture in a way that seems forced, unnatural, and very manufactured. he would fit right in as an extra in gleaming the cube, proclaiming one of christian slater's grinds "totally money" as he slid by. he just seems like a big phony.

but hey, maybe i'm wrong and he's just totally genuinely lame, in which case i can tolerate that more. but you can run down the list and see that food tv--and other networks--pretty clearly look for people of very distinct "types" to fill their demographics, and he's targeting a demographic i'd imagine most people here find really disagreeable.
keanerie
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(03-05-2008, 04:10 AM)
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It's not about prettiness or aesthetics, it's about presentation and personality. This guy is grating in both appearance and manner.

Now, on the other hand...

Originally Posted by Zyzyxxz

I'll pick whatever side you're on, Giada. <3 <3 <3 <3
beelzebozo
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(03-05-2008, 04:11 AM)
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yeah. alton brown dresses like a goofball sometimes, but who cares? the dude is awesome. nobody even notices because he's always wearing his rad suit.
Zyzyxxz
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(03-05-2008, 05:20 AM)
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his personality is what annoys me, then his appearance is a natural step to further nuture what hate I already have for him.
disappeared
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(03-05-2008, 05:34 AM)
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He looks like the typical kid that got shit kicked in high school and rose up the ranks of middle America to become a motivational speaker.
thetrin
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(03-05-2008, 05:37 AM)
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He looks like a fat Colin Farrel.
bggrthnjsus
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(03-05-2008, 05:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Don't forget the lovely Sandra Lee.

i bet sandra lee is secretly addicted to some kind of painkiller
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(03-05-2008, 05:42 AM)
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suffah
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(03-05-2008, 05:46 AM)
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:lol

Every damn time they air the episode with the local BBQ joint the line is INSANE, pisses me off to no end. I'm talking a 5 minute wait to 1 hour+, it's incredible.

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