Swedish magazine slaughters Wii Fit and...

Seiken · (05-10-2008, 01:14 AM)

... praises Sam and Max to the heavens!

Latest issue from Swedish magaze "Super PLAY":

GTA IV: 10
Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core: 7
The World Ends With You: 9
Mario Kart: Wii: 8
Wii Fit: 5
Sam and Max: What's New Beelzebub?: 10
Sins of Solar Empire: 5
God of War: Chains of Olympus: 8
Mystery Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer: 8
Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker: 7
Gran Turismo 5: Prolouge: 5
Plan B: 3
Time Crisis 4: 5

Wollan · (05-10-2008, 01:16 AM)

One of them gave GTA4 a 3 score?

t0va · (05-10-2008, 01:16 AM)

Originally Posted by Seiken:

GTA IV: 10, 3

three 10's?

Keyser Soze · (05-10-2008, 01:16 AM)

Originally Posted by Seiken:

Swedish magazine gives avarage score too Wii Fit

...fixed

legend166 · (05-10-2008, 01:16 AM)

Someone gave GTAIV a 3?

If everyone's going to post the low scores of Wii Fit, does that mean I can post all the high scores from the mainstream press?

Honestly, so pointless.

Seiken · (05-10-2008, 01:16 AM)

GTAIV part fixed. I don't know what happened.

Leonsito · (05-10-2008, 01:18 AM)

Well, it's as good as GT5: Prologue ..

C4Lukins · (05-10-2008, 01:18 AM)

Originally Posted by legend166:

Someone gave GTAIV a 3?

If everyone's going to post the low scores of Wii Fit, does that mean I can post all the high scores from the mainstream press?

Honestly, so pointless.

Sure go ahead.

omg rite · (05-10-2008, 01:19 AM)

You don't seem to know what "slaughter" means.

bigmakstudios · (05-10-2008, 01:19 AM)

Originally Posted by legend166:

Someone gave GTAIV a 3?

If everyone's going to post the low scores of Wii Fit, does that mean I can post all the high scores from the mainstream press?

Honestly, so pointless.

Quality in video games is pointless?

yellowjacket · (05-10-2008, 01:19 AM)

Quote:

Wii Fit: 5
Gran Turismo 5: Prolouge: 5
Time Crisis 4: 5

Yikes. GT5P and Wii Fit equal to TC4 in scores. Thats harsh.

Lobster · (05-10-2008, 01:20 AM)

Mario Kart > GT5:P

830920 · (05-10-2008, 01:21 AM)

Originally Posted by Seiken:

Sins of Solar Empire: 5

This is the real outrage of those scores.

Crushed · (05-10-2008, 01:21 AM)

Stitch · (05-10-2008, 01:22 AM)

5 borks out of 10

Nolan. · (05-10-2008, 01:22 AM)

Whats the problem.?

Seiken · (05-10-2008, 01:23 AM)

Originally Posted by Crushed:

Wait, did you do that right now

?

By the way, no one cares about Sam and Max score?

Visualante · (05-10-2008, 01:24 AM)

1,200 replies and several death threats incoming.

Symytry · (05-10-2008, 01:26 AM)

Originally Posted by Seiken:

Mystery Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer: 8

Sounds good to me!

MMaRsu · (05-10-2008, 01:26 AM)

Who cares? It's not like it's EDGE or some meaningfull magazine

Innotech · (05-10-2008, 01:27 AM)

the only great things from Sweden are meatballs and the Koenigsegg CCX. I guess maybe volvo too.

MisterHero · (05-10-2008, 01:28 AM)

sam & max sounds good

Originally Posted by Crushed:

yeah who cares about switzervania or whatever its called

MMaRsu · (05-10-2008, 01:28 AM)

Originally Posted by Innotech:

the only great things from Sweden are meatballs and the Koenigsegg CCX. I guess maybe volvo too.

And swedish blondes!

Lobster · (05-10-2008, 01:29 AM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

And swedish blondes!

(credit goes to Stinkles)

Sol.. · (05-10-2008, 01:29 AM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

And swedish blondes!

look at all those sharp knees

skip · (05-10-2008, 01:31 AM)

Originally Posted by Lobster:

(credit goes to Stinkles)

this scene will always piss me off about ROTJ. such a lame explosion for a SSD.

Proven · (05-10-2008, 01:35 AM)

Wii Fit got a 5.

Shiren actually got a score higher than 6.

These be some hardcore gamers.

Kandinsky · (05-10-2008, 01:35 AM)

Originally Posted by Seiken:

Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core: 7
The World Ends With You: 9

wat?

Tideas · (05-10-2008, 01:36 AM)

so its average? wats wrong wit avg?

Danne-Danger · (05-10-2008, 01:40 AM)

Originally Posted by Seiken:

Sins of Solar Empire: 5

So that old PCgamer guy (forget the name) is no longer around I assume?

battleMAUS · (05-10-2008, 01:40 AM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

And swedish blondes!

Lobster · (05-10-2008, 01:42 AM)

Originally Posted by Kandinsky:

wat?

Whats wrong?

Thats pretty much the scores everyone else is giving.

FFVII:CC isn't exactly getting good reviews while TWEWY has been getting pretty glowing reviews.

rakka · (05-10-2008, 01:42 AM)

Originally Posted by Seiken:

Wait, did you do that right now

?

i think its both santac's avatar and tag.

830920 · (05-10-2008, 01:45 AM)

Originally Posted by Danne-Danger:

So that old PCgamer guy (forget the name) is no longer around I assume?

I actually think he's editor in chief now, if you mean Joakim Bennet.

SlaughterX · (05-10-2008, 01:46 AM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

And swedish blondes!

She loosk prego. Also Swedish blondes = 360 fangirls?

Visualante · (05-10-2008, 01:47 AM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

Who cares? It's not like it's EDGE or some meaningfull magazine

Edge are high on it atm. Be interesting to see if the effects wear off.

chubigans · (05-10-2008, 01:48 AM)

Originally Posted by skip:

this scene will always piss me off about ROTJ. such a lame explosion for a SSD.

And then the special edition comes out, they add a digital cantana band but DONT FIX THAT FREAKING SCENE. Gah.

legend166 · (05-10-2008, 01:49 AM)

Originally Posted by bigmakstudios:

Quality in video games is pointless?

Yes, that's exactly what I meant.

Innotech · (05-10-2008, 01:49 AM)

Originally Posted by MMaRsu:

And swedish blondes!

well naturally but hot girls come from anywhere.
the Koenigsegg is certainly a great argument for Sweden to exist.

Sinatar · (05-10-2008, 01:51 AM)

A 5 for Sins of a Solar Empire? That's completely ridiculous.

Danne-Danger · (05-10-2008, 01:54 AM)

Originally Posted by 830920:

I actually think he's editor in chief now, if you mean Joakim Bennet.

That's the one, and now that you mention it... I think I remember reading something about that in the past. Ah well, ridiculous score nonetheless.

Tideas · (05-10-2008, 01:56 AM)

the only thing that sucks is that in Europe, they're big on trance and not hip hop

YOu can't get freaky deaky on trance :(

Core407 · (05-10-2008, 01:57 AM)

Originally Posted by legend166:

Someone gave GTAIV a 3?

If everyone's going to post the low scores of Wii Fit, does that mean I can post all the high scores from the mainstream press?

Honestly, so pointless.

Only if you admit Wii Fit isn't a game.

DarkJediKnight · 02:02 AM

GT5 Prologue deserves a 5. 6 tops. This is a game that is going to have a lot of 1st timers buying the series as a "test run". And they completely fucked it up by making it ridiculously difficult. The morons at PD should get testers who aren't experts at the game. I'd like to see someone who is a casual racing fan try and get a bronze cup in S6, S7, S10 (either of those) within an hour of playing. Not gonna happen!

And then you have the stupid, and completely unnecessary grind to the F1 car - which isn't even FUCKING USUABLE in 3/4 of the S Class races because it's a 900 point car!

Consider me. I'm a F1, Rally, MotoGp, DTM, and the old JGTC fan. I have more interest in motorsport and cars than the majority of even GT experts. Yet the fun stops in this game once you hit those stupid later S races. I basically had to look for Car settings to beat them and I shouldn't have to.

Cowie · (05-10-2008, 02:06 AM)

Is 5 an average score in europe? Because american reviewers have been treating the scale like a 7 is average for as long as i can remember.

Visualante · (05-10-2008, 02:16 AM)

Originally Posted by Cowie:

Is 5 an average score in europe? Because american reviewers have been treating the scale like a 7 is average for as long as i can remember.

Depends on the mag, single format magazines the average is usually between 6-8, the few multiformat ones treat 5 as average. Eurogamer is the only notable European site and they're strict enough to 5/10. Does *********** review?

Innotech · (05-10-2008, 02:20 AM)

Originally Posted by Tideas:

the only thing that sucks is that in Europe, they're big on trance and not hip hop

YOu can't get freaky deaky on trance :(

WaT?
technoviking.avi

Anth · (05-10-2008, 02:27 AM)

I don't know about GT5P and Wii Fit, but giving Sins of a Solar Empire a 5 invalidates the opinion of that magazine anyway.

JasonUresti · (05-10-2008, 02:32 AM)

Quote:

this scene will always piss me off about ROTJ. such a lame explosion for a SSD.

The Force, dude.

Mariah Carey · (05-10-2008, 02:41 AM)

Originally Posted by skip:

this scene will always piss me off about ROTJ. such a lame explosion for a SSD.