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Guybrush Threepwood
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(05-16-2008, 02:45 AM)
Every so often I like to look at the Periodic Table and create chemical compounds that are also words.

For example: Fluorine (F) + Uranium (U) + Carbon (C) + Potassium (K) = FUCK

Yeah...
Sol..
I am Wayne Brady.
(05-16-2008, 02:48 AM)
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I like to walk around like i'm off-balance. It's fun.

although, admittedly it's alot harder to do now that I squat until i puke. I'm like a fucking rock... i can't be knocked over.
deadbeef
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(05-16-2008, 02:49 AM)
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Every time I pass a coworker in the hall at work, I clear my throat right after I say hello or whatever.
Ether_Snake
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(05-16-2008, 02:50 AM)
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If I get dej vue I move stuff around me at random, to "break" the dj vue, like flip an empty cup upside down, or stick a nearby pen through a piece of paper. I hope that somehow how I fucked up the space-time continuum, but sadly I'll never know.
castle007
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(05-16-2008, 02:50 AM)

Originally Posted by Dice Man

Every time I pass a coworker in the hall at work, I clear my throat right after I say hello or whatever.

you get nervous?
Xabora
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(05-16-2008, 02:50 AM)
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Close my eyes in the middle of the Datacenter Server Room and let the frosty cold air go over my body.


Oh man I miss those days.
deadbeef
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(05-16-2008, 02:51 AM)
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Originally Posted by castle007

you get nervous?

Maybe it's nerves, I don't know. Wish I could stop though.
Pein
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(05-16-2008, 02:51 AM)
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I talk with a stutter on purpose sometimes
Zyzyxxz
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(05-16-2008, 02:53 AM)
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visit NeoGAF
bard
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(05-16-2008, 02:54 AM)
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In a crowded store, I wonder just how many people I could punch before the mob caught on and held me in submission.

Sadly, I think it's a high number... Humans = fail.
BooJoh
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(05-16-2008, 02:55 AM)
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I roll my left shoulder when I'm nervous.
Robert Ashley
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(05-16-2008, 02:56 AM)
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"Really weird shit that you do" would make a great song title.

That's one of my ticks. Almost everything I read or hear goes through a band name/album title/song title process that evaluates its potential or appropriateness for the aforementioned nomenclatural duties.
Sol..
I am Wayne Brady.
(05-16-2008, 02:56 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ether_Snake

If I get dej vue I move stuff around me at random, to "break" the dj vue, like flip an empty cup upside down, or stick a nearby pen through a piece of paper. I hope that somehow how I fucked up the space-time continuum, but sadly I'll never know.

lol when i get deja vue...i take note of what changed.




fucking matrix made me crazy. Now i'm like i hope one day when i find that time machine i'll have notes to go back and fix shit.
fistfulofmetal
Banned
(05-16-2008, 03:00 AM)
I don't think there's anything...
bjork
(05-16-2008, 03:01 AM)
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I think about driving into oncoming traffic a lot. Or into trees, telephone poles, etc. Not to die or to kill anyone, but to get my car totaled.
salva
Ms perro que Dios y Jess combinados, ms machn que blue demon y ms famoso que el santo
(05-16-2008, 03:02 AM)
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Talk to myself

Rehearse future conversations that i think i'm going to have
TheGreatDave
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(05-16-2008, 03:04 AM)
I kinda yawn when I'm nervous. And it's not a real yawn, so I think it just looks like I'm retarded :(

Also, I bite the skin around my nails all the time.
AKingNamedPaul
I am Homie
(05-16-2008, 03:04 AM)
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Crack just about every crackable joint in my body all day long. ankles/fingers/back/neck/jaw/toes/wrists(when i can)/hip/knees(when I can)

cant think of anything else.
Costanza
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(05-16-2008, 03:04 AM)

Originally Posted by salva


Rehearse future conversations that i think i'm going to have

I do this too
bjork
(05-16-2008, 03:04 AM)
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Sometimes I draw stuff in my mind, too. Other times I draw with a fork in my food.

I think my entire life is really weird shit. If people followed me around and talked to me, they'd go "that guy is really weird."
TheGreatDave
Banned
(05-16-2008, 03:05 AM)

Originally Posted by Costanza

I do this too

I did this all the time during the 2 years I had a crush on my now girlfriend.

I'd think back to it, but I'd probably want to kill myself.
Femmeworth
Miss Negativity
(05-16-2008, 03:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by salva

Talk to myself

Rehearse future conversations that i think i'm going to have

Same here. I always think up these long drawn out monologues and I always imagine myself in front of the same people.

Originally Posted by G-Pink

I do this, but more often, I go over past conflicts or conversations I've had and imagine things I should have said.

This too.
Last edited by Femmeworth; 05-16-2008 at 03:08 AM.
harSon
(05-16-2008, 03:06 AM)
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For some reason I used to try and match the way I talk (Dialect I guess) with the person I'm talking.
Rezbit
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(05-16-2008, 03:06 AM)
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I always have to put my right shoe on first. Always. It feels wrong to put the left on first. *twitch*
G-Pink
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(05-16-2008, 03:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by salva

Talk to myself

Rehearse future conversations that i think i'm going to have

I do this, but more often, I go over past conflicts or conversations I've had and imagine things I should have said.
Green Shinobi
Banned
(05-16-2008, 03:08 AM)

Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood

For example: Fluorine (F) + Uranium (U) + Carbon (C) + Potassium (K) = FUCK

I can't see those elements actually bonding together.
Karakand
named a GAFfer's kid.
Yeah. I said Holy Shit too.
(05-16-2008, 03:08 AM)
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I learn flags.
Costanza
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(05-16-2008, 03:08 AM)

Originally Posted by G-Pink

I do this, but more often, I go over past conflicts or conversations I've had and imagine things I should have said.

and I also do this
Timedog
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(05-16-2008, 03:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by salva

Talk to myself

Rehearse future conversations that i think i'm going to have

I do this all fucking day long.

Originally Posted by G-Pink

I do this, but more often, I go over past conflicts or conversations I've had and imagine things I should have said.

This too.
cashman
Steroid-era GAF poster
(05-16-2008, 03:09 AM)
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Whenever I am riding in a car, I try to time my breathing, and blinking so that I do it when I am looking over the space between the dotted lines.

I also enjoy looking through an atlas's.
deadbeef
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(05-16-2008, 03:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by Costanza

and I also do this

Oh yeah? The jerk store called, and they're all out of you!
Mistouze
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(05-16-2008, 03:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by salva

Talk to myself

Rehearse future conversations that i think i'm going to have

I do it too, but loads of people do it.
adamsappel
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(05-16-2008, 03:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by bard

In a crowded store, I wonder just how many people I could punch before the mob caught on and held me in submission.

Sadly, I think it's a high number... Humans = fail.

I'm always wondering what would happen if I randomly punched someone.
ZootedGranny
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(05-16-2008, 03:10 AM)
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For some unknown reason, I walk on the balls of my feet whenever I'm not wearing shoes. Not on the tips of my toes, but just enough so that my heel doesn't touch the ground.
beelzebozo
Jealous Bastard
(05-16-2008, 03:13 AM)
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love totino's party pizzas

[IMG]http://i28.************/jg48qf.jpg[/IMG]

i think it's the cube pepperoni. reminds me of high school cafeteria pizza, which i haven't stopped loving either
AKingNamedPaul
I am Homie
(05-16-2008, 03:14 AM)
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Posted this in confession thread but I think it belongs here.

Cant step on the cracks when I walk on sidewalks at the age of 20.
CENOBITE
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(05-16-2008, 03:17 AM)

Originally Posted by ZootedGranny

For some unknown reason, I walk on the balls of my feet whenever I'm not wearing shoes. Not on the tips of my toes, but just enough so that my heel doesn't touch the ground.

Your feet have balls? That is weird!
dustytruly
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(05-16-2008, 03:17 AM)
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i can't look people in the eye when i talk to them

but i'm fully capable of staring at people for long periods of time from across the room
HugBasket
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(05-16-2008, 03:17 AM)
I'll make dumb faces for no reason other than my own amusement during formal events.

Roll my eyes when I'm being serious.

At certain distances I feel uncomfortable looking into a person's eyes in direct conversation. I've only not been bothered by such close talking with one person.

and pretty much everything else listed in this thread
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Foreign Jackass
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(05-16-2008, 03:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by Costanza

and I also do this

[IMG]http://i27.************/il8wtz.jpg[/IMG]

:lol

the jerk store called!

edit : fuck beaten

Originally Posted by Dice Man

Oh yeah? The jerk store called, and they're all out of you!

Timedog
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(05-16-2008, 03:20 AM)
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I walk around thinking about what the absorption spectrum of different objects around me must be in order to be the color they are.
DuckRacer
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(05-16-2008, 03:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by G-Pink

I do this, but more often, I go over past conflicts or conversations I've had and imagine things I should have said.

That's not exactly "really weird shit". Neither is rehearsing possible future conversations with yourself. "Really weird shit" would be saying "lawl" or "roffle" whenever someone says something humorous (not that I do that, but that'd be an example).

As for me, I open and close my jaw every time a line on a road connects with the front of the car. Almost like what cashman does. :lol
C.Dark.DN
previously DeathNote
(05-16-2008, 03:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by bard

In a crowded store, I wonder just how many people I could punch before the mob caught on and held me in submission.

Sadly, I think it's a high number... Humans = fail.

there's this guy who went around punching people. it took them a long time to finally catch him. :lol

Was that fucking you?
QVT
Fair-weather, with pride!
(05-16-2008, 03:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by bjork

I think about driving into oncoming traffic a lot. Or into trees, telephone poles, etc. Not to die or to kill anyone, but to get my car totaled.

Actually a symptom of OCD, but I am not a doctor.

I read good books.
G-Pink
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(05-16-2008, 03:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by Duck

That's not exactly "really weird shit". Neither is rehearsing possible future conversations with yourself.

I should also say, when I do it, I usually do it out loud while walking in public. A lot of the time people are within earshot, and hear me playing both sides of coversations until I realize they're there and get embarrassed.
deadbeef
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(05-16-2008, 03:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by QVT

Actually a symptom of OCD, but I am not a doctor.

I read good books.

I used to think about this, but I thought I was just depressed.
RyuHayate
 
(05-16-2008, 03:29 AM)
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I'm always making excuses to friends as to why I can't go out anywhere.

Edit: Oh, and I blush when a large group of people are looking at me.
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elseanio
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(05-16-2008, 03:30 AM)
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I remember one time, when talking to this really cute girl, she just came out and said 'stop looking at my tits'. I didn't really notice I did this until then.. but now its a huge effort for me to look at girls faces and not their chest when I'm talking to them.
Ryck
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(05-16-2008, 03:34 AM)
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When customers bitch to me about being on a lunch break, or closing my office. I tell them I was visiting my dying grandmother( excuse for lunch break) or that my grandmother or aunt died ( for closing for a day).... then I ham it up like im upset till they apologize... Im an asshole...
oneHeero
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(05-16-2008, 03:35 AM)
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I make music videos in my head of songs I'm hearing, or of real life occurrences, I find a song that matches it and literally put the 2 together in my head.

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