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Xabora
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(06-06-2008, 03:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by mr stroke

Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?

See animals in the wild have fake eyes to detur predators... she looks a bit cross eyed from what I saw. :lol
Diablos
(06-06-2008, 03:10 AM)
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Unimpressed by the results of standard silicone implants, Ms Mounds had plastic string inserted into her breasts in 2000.

The implant irritates the breast, causing the release of body fluids that inflate the area still further.

WHY would anyone do that to themselves??

Yeah, irritate and probably infect your breasts! Cool!
ProfessorLobo
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(06-06-2008, 03:12 AM)
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I only weigh a handful of her boobs.
mac
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(06-06-2008, 03:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by bud

hideous

naturals >>> fakes





Gross. I'm gonna vomit.
johnny_park
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(06-06-2008, 03:37 AM)
I just threw up in my mouth.
Anasui Kishibe
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(06-06-2008, 03:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by mr stroke

Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?


you would fuck them monstruous aberrations? What the heck of a sick pervert are you?

well, this world features guys who fuck fishes so it doesn't surprise me
Pneuzy
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(06-06-2008, 03:51 AM)
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grats on tumors
Dr. Kitty Muffins
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(06-06-2008, 04:01 AM)
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I've seen some morbidly obese women waddling around walmart (like they could only walk ten feet before having to stop) with breasts that big or larger..................and some of those women had some really skinny boy friends too.

The funny part- the guys generally couldnt keep their hands off them. You gotta be a total scary breast freak to not care about rest of her in a situation like that!

DAMN!
Last edited by Dr. Kitty Muffins; 06-06-2008 at 04:06 AM.
Akuun
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(06-06-2008, 04:20 AM)
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The implant irritates the breast, causing the release of body fluids that inflate the area still further.

...So she turned them into giant blisters that grow indefinitely. Ew.
courage201
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(06-06-2008, 04:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by mr stroke

Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?

ummm.. not that hard to do when ur gay. even if... those boobs are disgusting.
-COOLIO-
The Everyman
(06-06-2008, 04:26 AM)
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attractive
Sleeker
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(06-06-2008, 04:32 AM)
They're not that big
omg rite
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(06-06-2008, 04:35 AM)

Originally Posted by bud

hideous

naturals >>> fakes

Agreed, but fakes can be fucking great these days, as long as the girl doesn't go up like 3 cup sizes. If you get implants just go up one size and it should be fine. Mac posted some fine ones above.

This shouldn't even be counted as breast implants, they're just fucking stupid.

"I’ve seen some pretty funny things happen. Men walking into things and getting slapped by their girlfriends because they were staring too hard."

Uh, does she actually think they're staring because they like them? NO ONE FINDS THAT SEXY. Any guy that stares at her is staring because she looks like a FREAK.
M3wThr33
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(06-06-2008, 04:58 AM)
Yes. Everyone agrees with you. No one finds them attractive at all. Not like half the people in this thread you're arguing with.
Escape Goat
(06-06-2008, 05:00 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sleeker

They're not that big


compared to what?
AniHawk
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(06-06-2008, 05:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by Teh Hamburglar

compared to what?

elephants
Armitage
Constantly slobbing some bloke's knob
...Not Groovy
(06-06-2008, 05:07 AM)

Originally Posted by Teh Hamburglar

compared to what?

the moon
BlueTsunami
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(06-06-2008, 05:07 AM)
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Its crazy, one picture of her with the top tan line makes her breast look like angry eyeballs
Escape Goat
(06-06-2008, 05:10 AM)
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Anyone remember that episode of Sealab where Stormy stole Neptune's trident from Shanks and gave himself gigantic boobs? Thats what she looks like.
Kitsuné
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(06-06-2008, 05:10 AM)
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So who wants to play some basketball?

Fuck it, they're bigger than that =/
Lyte Edge
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(06-06-2008, 06:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by mr stroke

Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?

Uh, YEAH. Her fake breasts are not particularly attractive. They're more like a curious oddity. If I saw her on the street, I'd be staring too, but not because I want to have sex with her (them?).
Stuggernaut
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(06-06-2008, 06:59 AM)
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WordAssassin
(06-06-2008, 08:53 AM)
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Good lord you guys HER TITS ARE NOT FAKE!

There isn't some rubber bubble full of salt water in her breast. They put in a piece of string that irritates her breasts and causes them to grow. They're natural, but they were achieved in an unnatural way. If you grabbed one it'd feel just like a hideously gigantic breast is supposed to.
Ferrio
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(06-06-2008, 09:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by WordAssassin

They're natural, but they were achieved in an unnatural way. If you grabbed one it'd feel just like a hideously gigantic breast is supposed to.

Last time I checked real boobs were made of fatty tissue and not a bunch of body liquid collecting in the chest area.
rhfb
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(06-06-2008, 09:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by WordAssassin

Good lord you guys HER TITS ARE NOT FAKE!

There isn't some rubber bubble full of salt water in her breast. They put in a piece of string that irritates her breasts and causes them to grow. They're natural, but they were achieved in an unnatural way. If you grabbed one it'd feel just like a hideously gigantic breast is supposed to.

I'm pretty sure regular breasts aren't full of body fluids caused by an irritant. But Doctor-gaf can correct me if I'm wrong.
Shorty
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(06-06-2008, 09:38 AM)
I love big tits but this is just gross.
Also her face... ughh
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
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(06-06-2008, 09:38 AM)
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Man imagine givin hear a pearler, be like fucking 2 basketballs BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WordAssassin
(06-06-2008, 09:44 AM)
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Look I said in my post that they were made in an unnatural way, but they're part of her body. The people I was referring to were the ones saying she had nasty huge implants that must be the size of bean bag chairs. They aren't. Bodily fluids or fat, those tits are real, not silicon or salt water. Are they disgusting? Fucking hell! But the only thing implanted into them was some string to make them angry.
pizzaguysrevenge
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(06-06-2008, 09:47 AM)
Regardless of whether you're attracted to them or not, I think any guy here would gladly tap that given the chance. If not just for curiosity's sake.
Flock
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(06-06-2008, 09:55 AM)
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i'd still hit it.
LCGeek
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(06-06-2008, 10:19 AM)
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Originally Posted by WordAssassin

Good lord you guys HER TITS ARE NOT FAKE!

There isn't some rubber bubble full of salt water in her breast. They put in a piece of string that irritates her breasts and causes them to grow. They're natural, but they were achieved in an unnatural way. If you grabbed one it'd feel just like a hideously gigantic breast is supposed to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_breast_implant aka Polypropylene breast implants

Thanks for informing the misinformed that show up.

I hate maxi mounds but I had no idea she was bigger than chelsea charms who if you see vid or picture comparison is clear who has bigger tits. Once these models go past HHH I tend not to care since they go way bigger than I ever prefer. Think people don't care go check out a site like bearchive or vids of these models at conventions plenty line up for them, simply because they aren't your thing doesn't change the fact it is for others.

Silicone implants have gotten good enough to give these types of models size without the complications of string implants though it requires various surgeries to get the size to stretch the the skin.
Rpgmonkey
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(06-06-2008, 10:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by WordAssassin

Look I said in my post that they were made in an unnatural way, but they're part of her body. The people I was referring to were the ones saying she had nasty huge implants that must be the size of bean bag chairs. They aren't. Bodily fluids or fat, those tits are real, not silicon or salt water. Are they disgusting? Fucking hell! But the only thing implanted into them was some string to make them angry.

I laughed for some reason.

In the case of the main discussion, no idea what I'd do if I met her...
patrickthehedgehog
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(06-06-2008, 10:37 AM)
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Milena Velba and her epic natural tits are ashamed of those monsters!

Last edited by patrickthehedgehog; 06-06-2008 at 10:43 AM.
Jinfash
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(06-06-2008, 01:01 PM)
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they look like giant balls... or ass... or... ahh i got nothing.
disgusting, yeah that's it disgusting.
Seiken
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(06-06-2008, 01:07 PM)
Disgusting.
Wii
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(06-06-2008, 01:09 PM)
Well at least she doesn't need a life-jacket

EDIT: I didn't know they still made zeppelins
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Baron Doggystyle von Woof
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(06-06-2008, 01:23 PM)
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She could be a model for Soul Calibur 5.
bud
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(06-06-2008, 01:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by mac

[IMG]http://partmule.com/blog16/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/jenny_mccarthy_9.jpg[IMG]
[IMG]http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/03/23-End%20of%20Month/carmen-electra1-ego.jpg[IMG]


Gross. I'm gonna vomit.

i'd vomit, too, after seeing electra's titties
VAIL
(06-06-2008, 01:35 PM)
Ummmm, yeah...no.

This is so much better, but all in all overly large breasts are just generally nasty and sloppy...but these seem nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ysm...eature=related
valkillmore
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(06-06-2008, 01:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by VAIL

Ummmm, yeah...no.

This is so much better, but all in all overly large breasts are just generally nasty and sloppy...but these seem nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ysm...eature=related

I think thats Denise Milani or whatever. Nom nom nom.
Pachael
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(06-06-2008, 02:02 PM)
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Now that's an uncanny valley
Anasui Kishibe
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(06-06-2008, 02:48 PM)
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you want to see some sexy large natural beauties? Google Ewa Sonnet

jmdajr
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(06-06-2008, 02:52 PM)
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I'm hungry now !
tri_willy
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(06-06-2008, 02:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by Anasui Kishibe

you want to see some sexy large natural beauties? Google Ewa Sonnet

its a shame she doesnt do any sex. only topless pics and videos of her taking a shower and running around topless
sneaky77
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(06-06-2008, 03:04 PM)
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that's just not attractive (the op)
OnkelC
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(06-06-2008, 03:05 PM)
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OP:


23 points for naming the book and the episode.
Toy Soldier
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(06-06-2008, 03:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by patrickthehedgehog

Milena Velba and her epic natural tits are ashamed of those monsters!

Milena is awesome.
Spectral Glider
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(06-06-2008, 03:08 PM)
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record for natural breast size.

More interested in this.
123rl
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(06-06-2008, 03:11 PM)

Originally Posted by OnkelC

OP:


23 points for naming the book and the episode.

It's the Book Of British Smiles and it's the episode where Lisa needs braces
yacobod
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(06-06-2008, 03:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Anasui Kishibe

you want to see some sexy large natural beauties? Google Ewa Sonnet


come to butthead

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