Fat Princess speaks

Second · (07-22-2008, 08:25 PM)

Loved the RE5 racial claims? Then you'll probably like this one too:

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Anyway, congrats on your awesome new game, Sony. I'm positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative assholes. It's not often I have the opportunity to congratulate a cutting-edge tech company on such splendiferous retrofuck jackholery. Way to go! The Fat Princess of Shakes Manor salutes you.

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.c...e-letters.html

Love the comments...

She's making a big fuss out of it. Why can't people see games nothing more than games?

Dante · (07-22-2008, 08:26 PM)

Fantastic!

Jtyettis · (07-22-2008, 08:26 PM)

Loudninja · (07-22-2008, 08:26 PM)

SolidSnakex · (07-22-2008, 08:27 PM)

Shit, I actually thought this was going to be new information on the game.

M3wThr33 · (07-22-2008, 08:27 PM)

Isn't she supposed to be jolly?

Durante · (07-22-2008, 08:27 PM)

Originally Posted by SolidSnakex:

Shit, I actually thought this was going to be new information on the game.

Me too >:(

Cdammen · 08:32 PM

She didn't get the royalties? Hang in there. Sony's check is on its way :(

Originally Posted by From the blogpost:

P.S. The PS2 sucked.

(EDIT) Oh the comments! They're killing me!

Shop by Himuro.

carlosp · (07-22-2008, 08:28 PM)

Originally Posted by SolidSnakex:

Shit, I actually thought this was going to be new information on the game.

this.

Metalic Sand · 03:54 AM

Attention "princess" am angry?

Fat princess looks awesome "The game" not that monster in the pic

Rollo Larson · (07-22-2008, 08:28 PM)

Originally Posted by M3wThr33:

Isn't she supposed to be jolly?

!!!

that's it. i'm logging off.

sonicmj1 · (07-22-2008, 08:29 PM)

Now that I'm home from college for the summer, I thought I was safe from hearing the word 'heteronormative' get thrown around.

TONX · (07-22-2008, 08:29 PM)

Haha she said the PS2 sucked.

Let me guess, she hates WiiFit too?

Jaruru · (07-22-2008, 08:29 PM)

Originally Posted by SolidSnakex:

Shit, I actually thought this was going to be new information on the game.

ok, maybe the real fat princess really does speak

WasabiKing · (07-22-2008, 08:30 PM)

Viral website, stroke of GENIUS

indie85 · (07-22-2008, 08:30 PM)

Why even make a thread out of this retard?

Princess Skittles · (07-22-2008, 08:30 PM)

What an attention seeking cunt.

Captain Pants · (07-22-2008, 08:30 PM)

Awesome! I wondered if there would be some sort of outcry over this. Sony damn well better not change the name. Fat Princess is simply too great of a name for them to give in to the politcaly correct crowd... although Morbidly Obese Princess does sound pretty great.

zoku88 · (07-22-2008, 08:30 PM)

I really expected this to be new info, too

krzyspc · (07-22-2008, 08:30 PM)

Originally Posted by Cdammen:

She didn't get the royalties? Hang in there. Sony's check is on its way :(

Zing!

AzureJericho · (07-22-2008, 08:31 PM)

Originally Posted by TONX:

Haha she said the PS2 sucked.

Let me guess, she hates WiiFit too?

Brannon · (07-22-2008, 08:32 PM)

Originally Posted by WasabiKing:

Viral website, stroke of GENIUS

It's gotta be, no one could possibly take this seriously. Then again there is Janet's nipple...

Cow Mengde · (07-22-2008, 08:33 PM)

Tell her to buy Cooking Mama.

AstroLad · (07-22-2008, 08:33 PM)

To be fair, the girl was way hotter than I expected after reading the article. Or ... Photoshop?

Ferrio · (07-22-2008, 08:33 PM)

I don't even see how the game could be labeled "fat hating".

Maybe if the objective was to kill the princess or some crap...

Eitherway, people get upset over the stupidest shit.

Zissou · (07-22-2008, 08:33 PM)

This part was the best:

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—but the only thing I can't figure out is why anyone would want to rescue a fat princess in the first place, since everyone knows that fat girls are unlovable human garbage at whom any sensible bloke would sooner hurl invective than cast a longing glance.

Dante · 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by Cdammen:

She didn't get the royalties? Hang in there. Sony's check is on its way :(

(EDIT) Oh the comments! They're killing me!

[IMG]photoshop[/IMG]

Shop by Himuro.

OMG

Freedom = $1.05 · (07-22-2008, 08:34 PM)

And here I thought this was going to be about voice chat

Metalic Sand · (07-22-2008, 08:34 PM)

Originally Posted by Cdammen:

http://i33.tinypic.com/okapav.jpg

Shop by Himuro.

Ohh wow.

Father_Brain · 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by WasabiKing:

Viral website, stroke of GENIUS

Nah, it's a legit liberal blog that's been around for a while. I wasn't aware that it (or one of its writers, at least) was into the fat-acceptance thing, though.

Speaking of which:

Originally Posted by "Paul" at some stupid fat-acceptance blog:

Gee, this isn't sexist nor sizist in the least! A new game at E3 called Fat Princess involves battles and, oh yeah, fattening up a woman to the point of immobility. SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

Does it offend me more as a feminist or as a fat activist? I can't decide.

By the way, the RE5 controversy, unlike this, is an entirely legitimate issue... even if the vast majority of GAF thinks otherwise.

Jtyettis · (07-22-2008, 08:35 PM)

Naw this does look like the real deal.

Freedom = $1.05 · (07-22-2008, 08:35 PM)

There is something incredibly ironic about "fat activists."

Ken Masters · (07-22-2008, 08:35 PM)

she's the type that will sue the amusement parks for discrimination for not having seats big enough for her

Skilotonn · (07-22-2008, 08:35 PM)

There always has to be one vocal person to get offended by something like this, but I'm surprised that it took a week to happen actually...

Russtic · (07-22-2008, 08:36 PM)

Originally Posted by Cow Mengde:

Tell her to buy Cooking Mama.

Because virtual food has 0 calories?

RBH · (07-22-2008, 08:36 PM)

WasabiKing · (07-22-2008, 08:36 PM)

Wow, I see loads of bans...

In all seriousness, I don't see the problem. There's a princess, and she's FAT. Not chunky, not thick, not plump, or other shit that people say to be nice. Now someone put up the WHY SO SERIOUS Joker image so this thread can be awesome.

I hope you kind folks at Titan Studios do not cave into pressure and change the name of the game.

Verboten · (07-22-2008, 08:37 PM)

But we're saving the fat princess, not persecuting her. Overfed, hyper-sensitive fool.

Loudninja · (07-22-2008, 08:37 PM)

Originally Posted by WasabiKing:

Wow, I see loads of bans...

In all seriousness, I don't see the problem. There's a princess, and she's FAT. Not chunky, not thick, not plump, or other shit that people say to be nice. Now someone put up the WHY SO SERIOUS Joker image so this thread can be awesome.

I hope you kind folks at Titan Studios do not cave into pressure and change the name of the game.

She is not even fat at the start!

InfectedZero · (07-22-2008, 08:37 PM)

There is such a thing as fat activist? Wtf? And that picture is gold.

TONX · (07-22-2008, 08:38 PM)

Originally Posted by WasabiKing:

I hope you kind folks at Titan Studios do not cave into pressure and change the name of the game.

QFT. The name itself is what got my attention.

AstroLad · (07-22-2008, 08:39 PM)

Originally Posted by WasabiKing:

In all seriousness, I don't see the problem. There's a princess, and she's FAT. Not chunky, not thick, not plump, or other shit that people say to be nice. Now someone put up the WHY SO SERIOUS Joker image so this thread can be awesome.

I hope you kind folks at Titan Studios do not cave into pressure and change the name of the game.

The funny thing is that most of the inital buzz around the game was largely around the brashness it took to give the game that title. You just don't see that kind of stuff very often anymore (though people like the blog poster would likely argue that you do still unjustifiably see it for a select few groups), so it's a good attention grab if tied to a seemingly worthwhile product.

Fistwell · (07-22-2008, 08:40 PM)

Himuro, sir, bravo.

gamerecks · (07-22-2008, 08:40 PM)

Im fat, and I find the game fantastic. It was called big, fat hairy dude and starred me, I would think its the best thing ever.

Dark Octave · (07-22-2008, 08:40 PM)

Nothing is safe from being offensive to someone I guess.

RE5's attention, though a little overboard, was understandable to a point.

This is just ridiculous.

dralla · (07-22-2008, 08:40 PM)

Sony will pull a Capcom and say there are fat people on the development team

monkspider · (07-22-2008, 08:40 PM)

This is beautiful.

Lord Error · (07-22-2008, 08:40 PM)

There's an irony that makers of this game apparently understand that a fat or slim princess regardless is a human being worth saving, while this self titled fat activist doesn't (yes, I know she was being sarcastic with that quote, but so am I dammit).

Russtic · (07-22-2008, 08:41 PM)

I hope I dont see any cosplay for this game.

oneHeero · (07-22-2008, 08:41 PM)

Originally Posted by Dante:

Fantastic!

Fatastic?!?