I have a crush on Iliza Shlesinger from Last Comic Standing

element · (07-25-2008, 08:56 AM)

She makes me laugh (She told jokes about Oregon Trail!!!), but I think it is really because she has great tits.

http://current.com/items/77154062_i_..._heart_la_cars

I also think she is trixy. She is playing that "I'm a nice, sports loving, video game playing, geeks dream girl who will pull your finger and laugh". but she appears to clean up a little too well if you ask me...

still great tits.

Weenerz · (07-25-2008, 08:58 AM)

Women aren't funny. I don't like jokes about cooking, cleaning and making babies.

evlcookie · (07-25-2008, 08:59 AM)

Damn she's fucking hot.

Cloudy · (07-25-2008, 09:01 AM)

Her boobs are pretty distracting in that video :o

WalkMan · (07-25-2008, 09:04 AM)

Paul Foot is where its at man. With Paul Foot, the relationship transcends love.

BrodiemanTTR · (07-25-2008, 09:06 AM)

Holy Christ.

element · (07-25-2008, 09:08 AM)

Originally Posted by Cloudy:

Her boobs are pretty distracting in that video :o

check out this video...
http://current.com/items/77920591_hate_heart_la_fitness

Nino · (07-25-2008, 09:09 AM)

Originally Posted by Weenerz:

Women aren't funny. I don't like jokes about cooking, cleaning and making babies.

True. And seeing as how her tits are amazing, she should just do porn in stead of trying to make 'lulz women have periods and dildos and babies' jokes.

lennedsay · (07-25-2008, 09:13 AM)

Originally Posted by element:

check out this video...
http://current.com/items/77920591_hate_heart_la_fitness

That white Shiba Inu pup hiking it's leg looks like our shiba's brother, who is also Choke on the Magic's dog. The pups are having a slumber party at my house as I GAF.

sprsk · (07-25-2008, 09:16 AM)

Those boobs could not be any faker.

Cloudy · (07-25-2008, 09:19 AM)

Originally Posted by sp0rsk:

Those boobs could not be any faker.

And?

USD · (07-25-2008, 09:33 AM)

Meh. I'll take Amanda Congdon boobs for $400, Alex.

And that was our Daily Double. Too bad I have no clue what she's doing now. I miss the old days of Rocketboom.

sasimirobot · (07-25-2008, 09:41 AM)

itty bitties>shitty titties

sprsk · (07-25-2008, 09:43 AM)

Originally Posted by Cloudy:

And?

If I wanted to put my hands on basketballs, I'd go to the court?

BlueTsunami · (07-25-2008, 09:50 AM)

Breasts aside, she has a very cute face. Very emotive too <3

Ryusei · (07-25-2008, 09:51 AM)

Originally Posted by sp0rsk:

If I wanted to put my hands on basketballs, I'd go to the court?

Well played sir.

LiveFromKyoto · (07-25-2008, 10:06 AM)

Originally Posted by sp0rsk:

Those boobs could not be any faker.

You just ruined the whole thing for me.

Originally Posted by sp0rsk:

If I wanted to put my hands on basketballs, I'd go to the court?

But you made up for it with that. I'm totally using that.

Karakand · (07-25-2008, 10:07 AM)

I would be her source material any day. Call me, girl. *motions hand to ear*

etiolate · (07-25-2008, 10:18 AM)

paul foot > her implants

BlueTsunami · (07-25-2008, 10:20 AM)

I hope Paul Foot gets thrown out the apartment, express lane via the window. Though hes a funny dude to pick on

. You knows its bad when other dejected comics pick you as the runt.

etiolate · (07-25-2008, 10:28 AM)

FOOTIE RULES

He'll toss you like a nerfbow if you fuck with him!

Brian Fellows · (07-25-2008, 10:48 AM)

Originally Posted by sasimirobot:

itty bitties>shitty titties

That annoying bitch had no business even getting an invite to the showcase let alone making it to the house. She was like a retarded 8 year old reading bad jokes off poorly written cue cards.

fistfulofmetal · (07-25-2008, 10:58 AM)

I would suck Sean Cullen off.

Mr. Spinnington · (07-25-2008, 11:03 AM)

Originally Posted by Weenerz:

Women aren't funny.

my vacation is being handled well by the forum

element · (07-25-2008, 11:44 AM)

Originally Posted by Brian Fellows:

That annoying bitch had no business even getting an invite to the showcase let alone making it to the house. She was like a retarded 8 year old reading bad jokes off poorly written cue cards.

you know being korean is funny. all my jokes are racist, but of my own race so i guess it is ok. ching chong cho che

fucking hated her.

Baker · (07-25-2008, 02:48 PM)

I have a new crush now too. Thanks!

joelseph · (07-25-2008, 02:54 PM)

Originally Posted by Baker:

I have a new crush now too. Thanks!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ceres · (07-25-2008, 02:57 PM)

Originally Posted by Baker:

I have a new crush now too. Thanks!

BTW, who is that in your avatar?

And I caught most of yesterday's episode. She was pretty good. Only one I didn't care for was that one younger guy. Seems like he's trying to ride Dane Cook's coattails and considering I hate Dane Cook, well......
I missed last season (I think it was last season) where the guy with whatever disease won (Josh Blue or something like that?). I caught the finale and his jokes were absolutely horrible. Other guy deserved the win over his "vote because you feel sorry for me because I make lame jokes about my own handicap" act.

Threi · (07-25-2008, 02:59 PM)

I dont really like her...

I REALLY dont like the Korean one that left.

Dice · (07-25-2008, 03:05 PM)

Her voice is annoying. I'm not really a fan of chicks who talk like dudes (bear in mind I'm also not a fan of chicks who talk like chipmunks).

Also those LA rants really aren't funny. She's trying to be funny by making observations with energy, but it just comes off like "oh, she's a talker" because a lot of girls are exactly like that.

BrodiemanTTR · (07-25-2008, 04:02 PM)

Originally Posted by sasimirobot:

boychest

Get the hell out of here.

Sol.. · (07-25-2008, 04:07 PM)

Wait wait...why are yall watching last comic standing anyway?

but yeah she's pretty...but i'd totally NOT hit. Look at that sharp nose.

vas_a_morir · (07-25-2008, 04:16 PM)

Originally Posted by sasimirobot:

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itty bitties>shitty titties

I thought she was the worst comedienne evar. She was damn annoying, but was there only because she was a total cutie, (F the haters in that regard)

HOWEVER, nobody was worse than those Christian guys. I would never pay to see somebody give a Christian concert, just to walk out and go "Haha, it's funny, because they aren't really Christian." No, it's just not funny.

Baker · (07-25-2008, 04:26 PM)

Originally Posted by Ceres:

BTW, who is that in your avatar?

Gina Carano

Originally Posted by joelseph:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's wrong?

So anyways, is this show still fake as shit and just filled with people who's mangers got them the gig? I haven't watched in the past 3-4 seasons.

ziegen · (07-25-2008, 04:36 PM)

I too have that crush. Here's a YouTube clip from a week or 2 ago.

If you can find a HQ version of it check out the part at about 2:15.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSW88qCqZMg&feature=related

Baker · (07-25-2008, 04:40 PM)

Originally Posted by ziegen:

I too have that crush. Here's a YouTube clip from a week or 2 ago.

If you can find a HQ version of it check out the part at about 2:15.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSW88qCqZMg&feature=related

I haven't even made it to 2:15. I almost lost my shit at 0:45 and I'm at work!

Jamesfrom818 · (07-25-2008, 04:59 PM)

I think the Korean girl is cute. I can see why people would say she's annoying though. I never really could stand to be around those kind of Asian girls in college.

Triumph · (07-25-2008, 05:00 PM)

I find her pleasing to the eye and ear, and would highly enjoy inserting my penis into any of her orifices and thrusting in a rhythmic manner.

Triumph · (07-25-2008, 05:01 PM)

Originally Posted by sp0rsk:

Those boobs could not be any less azn and therefore unattractive to me lolz.

fixt lulz

Mash · (07-25-2008, 05:02 PM)

Originally Posted by element:

still great tits.

Damn straight she's got nice tits, implants though?

Link · (07-25-2008, 05:03 PM)

The way she delivers jokes reminds me of Sarah Chalke. Which is by no means a bad thing.

pj · (07-25-2008, 05:21 PM)

Originally Posted by Link:

The way she delivers jokes reminds me of Sarah Chalke. Which is by no means a bad thing.

She reminds me of dane cook, which by all means is a bad thing

KingGraham · (07-25-2008, 05:25 PM)

Originally Posted by ziegen:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSW88qCqZMg&feature=related

Quite possibly the least funny thing I've ever seen!

vas_a_morir · (07-25-2008, 05:32 PM)

Originally Posted by KingGraham:

Quite possibly the least funny thing I've ever seen!

Sarcasm ftw

okno · (07-25-2008, 05:36 PM)

Her delivery is awful, she's a total spazz and she needs to stop pacing so much. She has good material though and is attractive, so she gets a thumbs up. I saw her on the episode where the "Christian" duo got kicked off (what the hell was that?) and the Asian chick (who the hell does she think she is? You can't win by just going, "I'm asian, ain't I cute?"), and she rocked it, but I wouldn't pay money to see her.

jooey · (07-25-2008, 05:42 PM)

Originally Posted by Mash:

Damn straight she's got nice tits, implants though?

I think it's one of those "bras" I've heard so much about

Wes · (07-25-2008, 05:52 PM)

Originally Posted by vas_a_morir:

Sarcasm ftw

Is it really?

gutshot · (07-25-2008, 06:08 PM)

Originally Posted by okno:

Her delivery is awful, she's a total spazz and she needs to stop pacing so much. She has good material though and is attractive, so she gets a thumbs up. I saw her on the episode where the "Christian" duo got kicked off (what the hell was that?) and the Asian chick (who the hell does she think she is? You can't win by just going, "I'm asian, ain't I cute?"), and she rocked it, but I wouldn't pay money to see her.

Yeah, but would you pay money to stick it in her? That's the question.

vas_a_morir · (07-25-2008, 06:10 PM)

Originally Posted by Wes:

Is it really?

I can't tell who is being sarcastic and who isn't anymore.

fistfulofmetal · (07-25-2008, 06:11 PM)

the asian chick is better looking than the white chick, but the white chick is funnier

but both those bitches are nothing compared to Sean Cullen

edit: oh, I already posted in this thread this morning.