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Costanza
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(08-01-2008, 03:15 AM)
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/07/...thly_dirty.php

[IMG]http://i36.************/axy8me.jpg[/IMG]

Hee hee hee! Guys, every time you think it's all right to be a nerd, that The Dark Knight is tops at the box office is because of our power, or that really no one cares anymore if you're a 20-something that collects action figures or plays D&D, I want you to remember this incredible picture of Heroes' Hayden Pantierre at San Diego Comic Con, forced by her publicist to shake hands with the sweaty, nerdy masses, and remember the face she makes while simultaneously pouring antibacterial soap on her hands to kill the cooties. Remember.

Magazines can print all the articles they want about how it's cool to be a nerd nowadays, but this is the fucking truth—the cheerleader still wants nothing to do with us.

:lol
Hootie
I may be a racist, but
at least I'm not black.
(08-01-2008, 03:16 AM)
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Whore.
Kusagari
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(08-01-2008, 03:16 AM)
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She looks pretty ugly in that picture.
Totz
SNAKES ON A PLANE
COMING SOON
FUCK YEAH
(08-01-2008, 03:16 AM)
So, basically, she hates her non-teen girl fanbase?
Kaiser Dämmerung
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(08-01-2008, 03:18 AM)
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Well I can justify her reactions just by reading the GAF confessions thread.

WHo'd want to shake the hand of sick, disgusting cousin-fucking slobs. Lord knows where it's been.
Kastro
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:18 AM)
hey, I can't hate. I would be pretty fucking creeped out too.
Fix The Scientist
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(08-01-2008, 03:19 AM)
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Originally Posted by Hootie

Whore.

:lol
MisterHero
Super Member
(08-01-2008, 03:19 AM)
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Well aren't events like Comic-con supposed to be sweat factories?

It's pretty understandable. Serious comic collectors don't even want to touch their own collection pieces. :lol
Shins
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:20 AM)
I'd cut off my hand before touching any of you.
SouthernDragon
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(08-01-2008, 03:20 AM)
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That hair style is terrible.
sk3
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(08-01-2008, 03:20 AM)
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If I had to shake the hands of hundreds of complete strangers I would probably react the same exact way.
so_awes
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:20 AM)
what's the big deal? nerds at those cons are disgusting.

axe doesn't kill germs.
BakedPigeon
Member
(08-01-2008, 03:21 AM)
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Look like she accidentally pitched a loaf if you ask me.
Aladuf
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:21 AM)
I don't blame her.
C.Dark.DN
previously DeathNote
(08-01-2008, 03:21 AM)
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i could meet her at Dragon*Con

what should i do GAF?
Costanza
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:21 AM)
from fark comments:

That stuff just kills the germs, the semen is still on her hands.

:lol
Aladuf
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:23 AM)

Originally Posted by Costanza

from fark comments:

:lol

:lol :lol
so_awes
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:23 AM)

Originally Posted by DeathNote

i could meet her at Dragon*Con

what should i do GAF?

give her your seeds.
Zabka
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(08-01-2008, 03:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by DeathNote

i could meet her at Dragon*Con

what should i do GAF?

Pull out your own anti-bacterial lotion after shaking her hands and make a scene of using it.
Totz
SNAKES ON A PLANE
COMING SOON
FUCK YEAH
(08-01-2008, 03:25 AM)

Originally Posted by DeathNote

i could meet her at Dragon*Con

what should i do GAF?

Go dressed up as a cheerleader. She'll relate.
Costanza
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:25 AM)

Originally Posted by Zabka

Pull out your own anti-bacterial lotion after shaking her hands and make a scene of using it.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
AmMortal
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:25 AM)
lol. She looks like a chubby midget in real life.:lol
Ceres
Member
(08-01-2008, 03:25 AM)
As someone who has attended several conventions, if I was stuck sitting at a table and shaking people hand's all day, I'd need far more than antibacterial lotion to feel clean again. I can't even go into the gaming area at most conventions because of the stench.
avatar299
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:25 AM)
GAfers are the type of people who think rape is funny. Not suprised at all.
sprsk
force push the doodoo rock
(08-01-2008, 03:26 AM)
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I don't blame her one bit.
Kadey
Mrs. Harvey
(08-01-2008, 03:28 AM)
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I saw her at Wizard World. It looks like she wore that same red dress. She had a storm trooper helmet on and everything. And yeah, all the nerds were basically in line trying to ask her what's on the next episode of Heroes.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
(08-01-2008, 03:29 AM)
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SHOW US YOUR TITS!
VALIS
Finally I have 40 cakes
But it cost me 40 friends
(08-01-2008, 03:30 AM)
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Ahaha. Suck it nerds.
Shogmaster
Not genuinely interested in rational debate.
(08-01-2008, 03:31 AM)
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I can't lie. I went through several refills of Purell myself during those 4 days.
Wii
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:31 AM)
GAF isn't anywhere near as nerdy as Comic-Con
I would feel like a fish out of water there.
VeritasVierge
(08-01-2008, 03:35 AM)

Originally Posted by avatar299

GAfers are the type of people who think rape is funny. Not suprised at all.

This.
Skiptastic
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(08-01-2008, 03:35 AM)
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Why the fuck was she wearing that dress and her hair that way? This is a fucking comic convention, not a goddamn junior prom.
backflip10019
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(08-01-2008, 03:37 AM)
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I'd still hit it.
Rorschach
Quis custodiet ipsos Batman?
(08-01-2008, 03:38 AM)
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Eh...it's a comic con. Chances are they are greasy as fuck. I'd Purell the shit out of my hands too, sorry.

Originally Posted by Skiptastic

Why the fuck was she wearing that dress and her hair that way? This is a fucking comic convention, not a goddamn junior prom.

:lol
Ceres
Member
(08-01-2008, 03:44 AM)

Originally Posted by MisterHero

Well aren't events like Comic-con supposed to be sweat factories?

It's pretty understandable. Serious comic collectors don't even want to touch their own collection pieces. :lol

The largest convention I've ever been to was Otakon several years ago when they had like 17k people there. It's amazing how many people have no sense of hygiene. As someone once put it, if you don't think there's a smell, it's because you're one of those people. At one convention I went to while helping a friend promote his, the gaming room had floor to ceiling windows that were completely fogged up. I simply can't imagine the stench caused by over 100k people.
Dax01
Founding member, Guardians Anonymous
(08-01-2008, 03:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by Hootie

Whore.

He shoots and he scores!:lol
Count Dookkake
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(08-01-2008, 03:46 AM)
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I got a text from a friend who was at CC:

The smell in the men's room should be used in the War on Terror.
Husker86
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(08-01-2008, 03:50 AM)
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ahhhhh
Last edited by Husker86; 08-01-2008 at 03:56 AM.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
(08-01-2008, 03:52 AM)
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[IMG]http://i36.************/axy8me.jpg[/IMG]

Someone do the MS Paint guys, i would attempt it but i dont have paint on the laptop!

Cup the balls Hayden, now open your mouth, wider, wider........ :D
Totz
SNAKES ON A PLANE
COMING SOON
FUCK YEAH
(08-01-2008, 03:52 AM)

Originally Posted by Husker86

[IMG]Gah[/IMG]

Please tell me you just hotlinked an image. PLEASE.
Husker86
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(08-01-2008, 03:56 AM)
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Originally Posted by Totz

Please tell me you just hotlinked an image. PLEASE.

Uh oh. *Runs to read rules*
Costanza
Banned
(08-01-2008, 03:57 AM)

Originally Posted by Totz

Please tell me you just hotlinked an image. PLEASE.

What did he post?
DY_nasty
#notmine
(08-01-2008, 03:58 AM)
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Thats the ultimate do. not. want. jpeg right there :lol
shintoki
sparkle this bitch
(08-01-2008, 03:58 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ceres

The largest convention I've ever been to was Otakon several years ago when they had like 17k people there. It's amazing how many people have no sense of hygiene. As someone once put it, if you don't think there's a smell, it's because you're one of those people. At one convention I went to while helping a friend promote his, the gaming room had floor to ceiling windows that were completely fogged up. I simply can't imagine the stench caused by over 100k people.

So fucking true. I can give you a reason why a good chuck of society things people like that are freaks. Because you look as bad as you smell.:lol I was going use the elevator, but after my 2nd time were I just ran over to the door, when it was opening, and the stench just came blowing out. I just shouted at the people to shower and walk away. It was horrible.

Only thing worse, was the amount of people who thought they were hot and trying too hook up with others there. It was just creepy. Like this is their one time out a year and have to do all of it in one weekend.


And I can't believe a gaffer hasn't said...That isn't Sanitizer yet. Thats lubricate or some thing like that:lol
Husker86
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(08-01-2008, 03:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Costanza

What did he post?

Nothing bad, but I guess someone could swap it with a "crazy poop eating monster" so I guess that's a no no.
whytemyke
Honorary Canadian.
(08-01-2008, 03:59 AM)
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this guy must've been in line. again.

Takeda Kenshi
blew Staal
(08-01-2008, 04:00 AM)
It would be a cold day in hell when I'd wait in line to shake some daft bitch's hand.
Totz
SNAKES ON A PLANE
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FUCK YEAH
(08-01-2008, 04:00 AM)

Originally Posted by Costanza

What did he post?

Fat guy + light blue cosplay + extremely tight clothing = wiener + balls :(
Frank the Great
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(08-01-2008, 04:02 AM)
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Fuck her, man. I always considered her knees to be on the sharp side, anyway.
wolfmat
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(08-01-2008, 04:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by Husker86

Uh oh. *Runs to read rules*

It's not so much the rules as this numerical fact:

There's a lot of expensive traffic load on wired's servers originating from here if you hotlink. They will at some point replace the image with a "DO NOT HOTLINK" image if you do this.

I wouldn't even go to ComicCon. I can fully understand her disgust.

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