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legend166
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(10-20-2008, 10:32 AM)
 
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#51

Transformers was the worst movie I've seen in the last 10 years.
tahrikmili
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(10-20-2008, 10:33 AM)
 
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#52

The Good:

# The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
# Stargate (1994)

vs.

# Transformers (2007)
# The Island (2005)
# Bad Boys II (2003)
# Armageddon (1998/I)
# The Rock (1996)
# Bad Boys (1995)


The Bad:

# Universal Soldier (1992)
# The Patriot (2000)

vs.

# Pearl Harbor (2001)

The Ugly:

# 10,000 BC (2008)
# Godzilla (1998)
# Independence Day (1996)
# Moon 44 (1990)

vs.

None

---

Clear winner is evident..
DieNgamers
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(10-20-2008, 10:47 AM)
 
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#53

Originally Posted by Staccat0:
those movies bore me to death.
Why do people feel the need to pretend that I put effort into hating bad movies?
I dont like easy games and I dont like teen fiction.
sorry, its not something I do on purpose. I try to like every movie I see. I dont listen to Adult Contemporary.
Its not about directorial perfection for me, its about making me feel something and saying something new with a film. I get exited when I see something new or powerful. I'm amazed when a movie can make me feel complex emotions like envy, meloncollieieieieieiei or even hate.

People say "just shut off your brain!"
I say, "how? Isnt that gonna take... work?" Why are we not allowed to enjoy ourselves and just watch good movies without being called a snob?
The alternative seems like a life wasted.
Ok, that's something completely different, of course. I totally agree on the emotions/something new bit. That's just natural. I like to watch more demanding/inspiring films most of the time but I consider myself lucky to be able to enjoy brainless overblown action as well, sometimes ;) Some of them still give me the feeling of sensation...maybe for nostalgic reasons or others (I don't watch them often)... In this case I don't care as long as I enjoy the movie. However, I know some real movie snobs who don't watch movies for enjoyment at all. Nothing wrong with not liking a movie, though ;)
DECK'ARD
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(10-20-2008, 10:48 AM)
 
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#54

The only good thing about Transformers was the 1% of the film in the desert at the beginning.

The rest was a CGI wankfest with no direction or anything, characters you couldn't give a toss about (quite important for an action film) and a terrible ending.

Horrible film, and in no way 'good' overall.
Spotless Mind
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(10-20-2008, 10:51 AM)
 
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#55

Emmerich is worse, even though he made the only film out of both filmographies i kinda like (Stargate - then again, i haven't seen that for years). They are both TERRIBLE though.

Bay has made by far the worst film of either of them. Pearl Harbor is one of the most insulting pieces of shit i have ever seen.
Scullibundo
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(10-20-2008, 10:55 AM)
 
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#56

Since when is Universal Soldier bad? One of Van Damme's best!
DECK'ARD
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(10-20-2008, 11:01 AM)
 
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#57

Yes, Pearly Harbour was insulting on every level.

I really wanted that 3 hours of my life back.

He should have watched Tora Tora Tora first. Or maybe he did, and is just incompetent.
hiredhand
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(10-20-2008, 11:05 AM)
 
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#58

Michael Bay:

Transformers 9/10
Best thing Bay has directed and the best summer blockbuster of 2007. Found the balance of catering to the fans and still being easy to follow for newbies. Has a really great ending.

The Island 6/10
The first part of the movie is ripped straight from THX 1138. The second part is more of a typical Bay film.

Bad Boys II 8/10
The most epic action movie ever. I just don't understand, how anyone could hate this film.

Pearl Harbor 4/10
Ok, this really bad. Actually the movie would have been decent, if they would have cut the last 30 minutes. I guess they couldn't end the movie with the americans losing.

Armageddon 5/10
The main premise is extremely silly but all in all the film isn't that bad. At least it has an amazing cast.

The Rock 9/10
Quintessential action film of the 90's. Connery's last good film.

Bad Boys 6/10
An okay start, but nothing more.

Roland Emmerich

10,000 BC
Haven't seen and really don't want to see. The premise is even more stupid than in Armageddon.

The Day After Tomorrow 3/10
I really like the idea of making a catastrophe movie about climate change, but not when it has absolutely nothing to do with reality.

The Patriot 4/10
Emmerich's most serious film. Really bad, but what can you expect with a movie titled The Patriot directed by a german and starring mostly australians and brits.

Godzilla (1998) 4/10
What have they done to Godzilla? I'm so glad the american godzilla (or Zilla) got his ass kicked in Final Wars.

Independence Day 7/10
The effects were mindblowing back in the day. The plot is just as stupid as in The Day After Tomorrow, but somehow it doesn't bother me nearly as much.

Stargate (1994) 7/10
This movie has Kurt Russell so it automatically is at least average.

Universal Soldier 6/10
I haven't seen this in long while.

I haven't seen any of Emmerich's german films.


=> Bay wins!
DECK'ARD
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(10-20-2008, 11:07 AM)
 
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#59

Transformers 9/10?

What would that make The Dark Knight then? 99/10?
hiredhand
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(10-20-2008, 11:22 AM)
 
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#60

Originally Posted by Nash:
Transformers 9/10?

What would that make The Dark Knight then? 99/10?

That would make it 9/10. The reason I rate Transformers so high is that it combines the sense of wonder from Spielberg's films and the action direction from Bay's films. As for The Dark Knight, it is much better than Begins, but still not quite perfect.
Tom_Cody
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(10-20-2008, 11:48 AM)
 
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Anasui Kishibe
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(10-20-2008, 12:09 PM)
 
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#62

the only difference is that Bay disguises his atrocious skills behing a wall of money and trendy bullshit, while Emmerich doesn't have them. So, no difference at all

more against shitbay later
NZer
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(10-20-2008, 12:29 PM)
 
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#63

Originally Posted by legend166:
Transformers was the worst movie I've seen in the last 10 years.

It's funny, I hate most of the movies mentioned here - although I liked bits of The Rock - and basically don't like action movies as a group...
yet I loved Tranformers. And I don't mind admitting it. After seeing so many of my childhood obsessions defiled by modern remakes or reimaginings (too many to list), I thought this did about as good a job with the source material as is possible. (I actually kinda feel the same way about King Kong. I mean, it's about an ape that falls in love with a woman and later tramples New York - that the new movie was a decent as it was is pretty impressive.)

Nostalgia + megan fox + awesome transforming + explosions + MEGAN FOX = win
WrikaWrek
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(10-20-2008, 12:32 PM)
 
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#64

Whatever haters, Michael Bay movies rock.

Bad Boys 2 -> Balla

The Island -> Balla

The rock -> Balla

Transformers -> Balla
Dina
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(10-20-2008, 12:35 PM)
 
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#65

Worst? Emmerich by far. Looking at their trackrecord, I don't see how this is up for debate.

Emmerich's only decent movie is ID. The rest is gar-ba-ge. Bay has a lot of mediocre ones, with The Rock and Transformers a bit above average.
WrikaWrek
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(10-20-2008, 12:37 PM)
 
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#66

10.000 is one of the worst movies i've ever seen. There's no Michael BAy movie that bad, and i didn't like Pearl Harbor.
Dina
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(10-20-2008, 12:40 PM)
 
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#67

Originally Posted by NZer:
Nostalgia + megan fox + awesome transforming + explosions + MEGAN FOX = win

All nostalgia and megan fox (who you over-rate btw) can't hide the fact that it's a movie about rolling, shifting balls of steel shooting rockets and 2-d cardboard u.s.a. marines and schoolkids making snappy remarks at each other.
hadareud
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(10-20-2008, 12:40 PM)
 
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#68

just wanted to say that Bad Boys II is one of the worst films I have ever watched.

Bad Boys and The Rock were excellent though.

Emmerich is German (I did like the day after tomorrow though).
itxaka
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(10-20-2008, 01:09 PM)
 
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#69

Originally Posted by MrHicks:
stargate> any bay movie

Quoted for fucking truth.

Stargate > All of you
GrayFoxPL
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(10-20-2008, 01:21 PM)
 
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#70

Originally Posted by Scullibundo:
Since when is Universal Soldier bad? One of Van Damme's best!

Agreed. Even if the homoerotism is through the roof in this. Never noticed it until rewatching it recently .
omg rite
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(10-20-2008, 02:10 PM)
 
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#71

Ever see Universal Soldier 2?
Egg Shen
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(10-20-2008, 02:14 PM)
 
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#72

In terms of commercial success, I'd have to say Emmerich has the nod here (for worst).

Bay delivers action porn ensuring that the story doesn't matter. SFX and other assorted eye candy notwithstanding, turning your brain off during his films crunches a lot of popcorn, but you can easily tell when he tries to reach beyond what he does best. Case in point: Pearl Harbor. Good googely moogely that was awful. The only impressive part was the actual attack (which you still have to take with a huge grain of salt) and the Doolittle raid (which should have been broken off into its own film, see: Raid Over Tokyo), but most everything else was embarrassing when it came to actually trying to sell Titanic in WW2 (I love you, no wait, I love you...oh shit, you're alive? I love you again! WHA-?!). In addition to "Tora Tora Tora", the film could also have benefited from a little "From Here to Eternity".

Emmerich has felt a lot more miss than hit, and after watching 10,000 BC, I'd be surprised if anyone decided to give him another big budget to work with on another film. I did enjoy "The Day After Tomorrow" as it delivered incredible disaster scenes on a global level for that reason alone, though. You can't quite turn your brain off with his films since he seems to make more an effort in trying to tell a coherent narrative with fun twists (Stargate), but it doesn't quite mesh with everything else. At least he hasn't gone down as hard as Verhoeven has, filmwise. Personally, I think that Bay's only solid attempt at telling a good story coupled with his action direction was "The Rock".
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(10-20-2008, 02:16 PM)
 
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#73

Take away ID4 and The Patriot and what does Emmerich have? Utter dog shit. Atleast with Bay, you know what you're getting yourself into.
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(10-20-2008, 02:18 PM)
 
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#74

Originally Posted by hadareud:
just wanted to say that Bad Boys II is one of the worst films I have ever watched.
.
Shit just got real. Somebody, teach this man how to eat popcorn, stat!
CajoleJuice
(10-20-2008, 02:20 PM)
 
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#75

michaelbayawesome.gif
Prime crotch
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(10-20-2008, 02:22 PM)
 
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#76

Bay at least make entertaining movies, his worst movies. And how can you hate on Bad Boys? Really. Sure the second one was kinda crappy but it still delivered the funnay.

Oh and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v89M3lhlKA
Spotless Mind
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(10-20-2008, 02:23 PM)
 
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#77

Originally Posted by Egg Shen:
At least he hasn't gone down as hard as Verhoeven has, filmwise.
What do you mean by this? Black Book was awesome.
VOOK
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(10-20-2008, 02:24 PM)
 
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#78

The best thing Roland Emmerich every did was make Stargate, and in turn Brad Wright made Stargate SG-1. Can't hate on him for that.
The-Switcher
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(10-20-2008, 02:44 PM)
 
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#79

Really, as many Michael Bay haters as there are in the world, there's no way he's as bad as Rolland Emmerich.
Frenck
(10-20-2008, 02:45 PM)
#80

Bay has these awful slow motion hero shots in all of his movies. It's almost like Uwe Boll with his Matrix-esque spinning shots. Bay also made Bad Boys 2, possibly the worst action movie ever. It felt like it was four and a half hours long.

Emmerich made The Patriot which is a surprisingly good movie. Moon 44 and Stargate are sci-fi classics in my opinion. He raped my childhood icon though so he can go and rot in hell for all I care.
Ignatz Mouse
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(10-20-2008, 02:47 PM)
 
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#81

I have managed to miss most of these moveis, thank god.

Indepence Day was terrible. Overrrated garbage that revived one of the worst genres in cinema history, the disaster movie.

Stargate is great.

The Rock is better.

I haven't seen anything by either for ages, except the fisrt half of Transformers, which was terrible.

It's a tie.
Anasui Kishibe
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(10-20-2008, 02:49 PM)
 
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#82

The Patriot sucks ass. It's weird how those foreign directors show much more cardboard patriotism than american ones

that said, i think Emmerich is better, but not by far. His movies suck just like Bay's, but at least he knows that frenzied editing is not a good thing
Linkzg
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(10-20-2008, 02:51 PM)
 
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#83

Bay is awesome. GREEN SMOKE!
GitarooMan
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(10-20-2008, 02:57 PM)
 
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#84

10,000 BC + Godzilla = worse than anything Bay has every done.
Cheeto
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(10-20-2008, 02:59 PM)
 
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#85

How can anyone hate the director who brought you this great sequence?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqMiigy92qU
Anasui Kishibe
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(10-20-2008, 03:02 PM)
 
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Originally Posted by Cheeto:
How can anyone hate the director who brought you this great sequence?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqMiigy92qU


me and my friends use it as an analogy for SMB, since Smith pops out from nowhere like a koopa
bud
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(10-20-2008, 03:12 PM)
 
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#87

the rock alone is pretty much better than all of emmerich's movies.
WrikaWrek
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(10-20-2008, 03:16 PM)
 
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#88

I don't understand how you can hate on Bad Boys 2. Awesome gun action, awesome chase sequences, hot babes, funny parts.

I love it.
Ceres
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(10-20-2008, 03:16 PM)
 
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Originally Posted by Egg Shen:
In terms of commercial success, I'd have to say Emmerich has the nod here (for worst).

I checked Box Office Mojo because I thought the statement was wrong but surprisingly it isn't. I thought The Island had hurt Bay since it didn't do that well. I figured IE4 gave Emmerich the edge. Though despite being such a horrid movie, Pearl Harbor did really well for Bay and Universal Soldiers didn't earn much domestically and only ended up with a 100 mil total gross.


However, if we're going to go with worst overall (but still successful) director, my vote goes to Ratner.
skyfinch
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(10-20-2008, 03:24 PM)
 
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#90

Since neither one of these bastards directed Total Recall, they both fail.
Frenck
(10-20-2008, 03:24 PM)
#91

Originally Posted by WrikaWrek:
I don't understand how you can hate on Bad Boys 2. Awesome gun action, awesome chase sequences, hot babes, funny parts.

I love it.

See, that's what makes a great action movie. The problem with Bad Boys 2 is that it's too damn long. It's easily twice as long as it should be.
Jax
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(10-20-2008, 03:27 PM)
 
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#92

roland emmerich is way worse.

ID4 is hammy and really unwatchable in places now. And that's his best film. /sick
Darklord
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(10-20-2008, 03:28 PM)
 
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#93

Originally Posted by black_13:
For all the hate Micheal Bay gets, he's oscar worthy compared to the man responsible for all these terrible big budget movies.

# 2012 (2009) (filming)
# 10,000 BC (2008)
# The Day After Tomorrow (2004) < Good
# The Patriot (2000) < Good
# Godzilla (1998) < Good
# Independence Day (1996) < Great
# Stargate (1994) < Good
# Universal Soldier (1992)
# Moon 44 (1990)

I think he's done pretty well.
Roi
(10-20-2008, 03:30 PM)
 
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Mathieu Kassovitz..... :( #94

Kikujiro
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(10-20-2008, 03:41 PM)
 
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#95

Originally Posted by GitarooMan:
10,000 BC + Godzilla = worse than anything Bay has every done.

Pearl Harbor+Armageddon
bud
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(10-20-2008, 03:42 PM)
 
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#96

armageddon was awesome stfu

bruce :'(
Prime crotch
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(10-20-2008, 03:47 PM)
 
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#97

Originally Posted by Kikujiro:
Pearl Harbor+Armageddon
No way in hell Armageddon was as bad as Godzilla.
CajoleJuice
(10-20-2008, 03:50 PM)
 
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#98

Originally Posted by bud:
armageddon was awesome stfu

bruce :'(
don't wanna close my eyes
don't wanna fall asleep...
bud
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(10-20-2008, 03:56 PM)
 
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#99

Originally Posted by CajoleJuice:
don't wanna close my eyes
don't wanna fall asleep...

cause i'd miss you baby
and i don't wanna miss a thing
GitarooMan
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(10-20-2008, 04:02 PM)
 
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#100

Originally Posted by Jax:
roland emmerich is way worse.

ID4 is hammy and really unwatchable in places now. And that's his best film. /sick
Stargate is waaaay better than ID4.
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