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RandomVince
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(11-01-2008, 10:35 AM)
#301

I dont get the yoshi comparison ...
davepoobond
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(11-01-2008, 10:37 AM)
 
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#302

how many times have patent threads like this about a sony motion control idea that people start imploding into their collective circle jerks of hate?

its not even gonna happen. they're patenting it so that others dont steal it or make it later when they already did
Mecha_Infantry
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(11-01-2008, 10:42 AM)
 
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#303

Originally Posted by RandomVince:
I dont get the yoshi comparison ...

The round ball is his nose and his mouth is the thing underneath the ball (on the controller)
spwolf
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(11-01-2008, 10:46 AM)
 
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#304

Originally Posted by Private Hoffman:
I'm excited about this tech. Waggle is a cool concept, but currently isn't executed well enough on the Wii to cater to the hardcore.

I'm not sure how they'd introduce it on the PS3 though...

New PS3 redesign, new controller + eyetoy pack in, for 299 next fall confirmed and EyePet packed in? Who knows...I just don't know how they'd get around the splintered userbase.

299 Deutsche Marks, BELIEVE
RandomVince
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(11-01-2008, 10:49 AM)
#305

Originally Posted by Mecha_Infantry:
The round ball is his nose and his mouth is the thing underneath the ball (on the controller)


Damnit, now I see it.
Casey120
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(11-01-2008, 03:21 PM)
 
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#306

Dr. Kitty Muffins
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(11-01-2008, 03:33 PM)
 
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#307

The Sony Dumb-bell?
Haunted
(11-01-2008, 03:42 PM)
 
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#308

dot dot dot
-Double_A
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(11-01-2008, 03:44 PM)
 
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#309

I'd always support attempts of being innovative. Might not work out.... but...
firex
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the more they believe.
(11-01-2008, 03:45 PM)
 
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#310

looking at the pics in the OP, sony is patenting a melon scoop controller? actually, not just that, but dual wielding melon scoops that you can stick together and be darth melon scooper?

oh wait, I see the photoshops now. so they're actually patenting a droopy-eyed sad man controller.
Mantorok
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(11-03-2008, 12:50 PM)
 
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#311

Originally Posted by RandomVince:
I dont get the yoshi comparison ...

Get out.
ChackanKun
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(11-03-2008, 01:14 PM)
 
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#312

God please don't let this happen :|
jaypah
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(11-03-2008, 01:21 PM)
 
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#313

Originally Posted by thuway:
I don't understand the ignorance in this thread. Are you people that dense to actually believe this is the final design? Sony would never in a million years release a motion sensing dildo. The technology behind it is what is interesting. Realistic 3-d motion sensing via Sonar is a pretty fascinating idea. However, since its the fashionable thing on GAF to troll the fuck out of everything, hey, keep on truckin'.


why does it bother you so? you can't control what people find funny, dude.

i don't know what's funnier; the photoshops or the, "c'mon you guyz.....stop laughing! it's not funny!" posts. just like the Wii or the name 360 if it's worth its weight then it'll be judged on its merit when it's time. this time right here though? this is the time for laughing at it.
Billen
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(11-03-2008, 01:40 PM)
 
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#314

Originally Posted by thuway:
I don't understand the ignorance in this thread. Are you people that dense to actually believe this is the final design? Sony would never in a million years release a motion sensing dildo. The technology behind it is what is interesting. Realistic 3-d motion sensing via Sonar is a pretty fascinating idea. However, since its the fashionable thing on GAF to troll the fuck out of everything, hey, keep on truckin'.

Most people that visit this thread understand that it's just for laughs. Some don't, and some even don't undeerstand that others understand.

But I still love you. And I love the fact that Sony is about to release a barble shaped controller for their weight lifting simulator.
Psychotext
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(11-03-2008, 01:53 PM)
 
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#315

Originally Posted by Billen:
I love the fact that Sony is about to release a barble shaped controller for their weight lifting simulator.


Awesome. (Yes, I know that's not the right spelling either... couldn't resist though. )
BadlyCookedTurkey
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(11-03-2008, 01:54 PM)
 
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#316

Originally Posted by Somnid:


This is just so sexual. Who wouldn't want to play that?
Panajev2001a
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(11-03-2008, 01:55 PM)
 
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#317

Originally Posted by spwolf:
299 Deutsche Marks, BELIEVE

Wait... the EU will dissolve next year too ?!? :(.
Billen
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(11-03-2008, 02:10 PM)
 
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#318

Originally Posted by Psychotext:


Awesome. (Yes, I know that's not the right spelling either... couldn't resist though. )

Coffee all over my table here
sebmarine
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(11-03-2008, 02:56 PM)
 
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#319

Originally Posted by RandomVince:
I dont get the yoshi comparison ...
Vaandaviii
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(11-03-2008, 03:16 PM)
 
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#320

Pictures are quite ridiculous, but the concept itself it's much more "mature" than wii's.

+ The console can identify precisely the position while NOT pointing at the screen. That's a huge difference. Being able to effectively know the position and acceleration of the controller in any situation is what wii has needed since its birth.
+ You are not sticked to one controlling method, or the alternative methods are more like traditional controllers, and less like plastic add-ons that doesn't add a thing. This way you can play the games AS ALWAYS if you want.
+ There's not TWO parts, but a single, configurable one. No useless (when alone) nunchucks.
+ The "sensor bar" (Here the PSEye) provides new functionalities for people who doesn't have it, and people who already owns the thing, can use it for good.
+ Wii is an interesting concept runing on crap hardware. This may be one step ahead in motion sensing games with non crappy graphics
+ The whole thing seems way much more precise than wii prehistorical approach (We need to know if this shit works anyway )

- Much pricier than Wii, that's seems obvious. PSEye itself is pricey.
- Many different shapes and configurations may be a hell for the developers and the consumers.
- The thing is not standard so it won't have the Wii punch, nor the developers focus
Fuu
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(11-03-2008, 03:20 PM)
 
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anonymousAversa
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(11-03-2008, 03:52 PM)
 
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#322

I'm just curious about the sound aspect of it.

I know it's ultrasonic, but still, if it's using sound waves to determine distance, isn't there the possibility of interference with... I dunno... a 7.1 surround system blasting while playing? What about noisy roommates?

edit: I bet it's nowhere near the same frequencies (they're probably above 20,000 hz and above human hearing range) but still a concern. What about that high pitched whine that older CRT's make?
gcubed
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(11-03-2008, 04:11 PM)
 
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#323

Originally Posted by anonymousAversa:
I'm just curious about the sound aspect of it.

I know it's ultrasonic, but still, if it's using sound waves to determine distance, isn't there the possibility of interference with... I dunno... a 7.1 surround system blasting while playing? What about noisy roommates?

edit: I bet it's nowhere near the same frequencies (they're probably above 20,000 hz and above human hearing range) but still a concern. What about that high pitched whine that older CRT's make?

the noise would be somewhere that would have that interference i would assume. Like most here have said already those pictures wont be the final product, but man, the technology sounds freaking awesome, and i'd love to see this thing in action. The eye can be had for pretty cheap, but they would need to package everything for an affordable price, which this tech looks like it may not be that cheap.

I just dont think it will catch on pre PS4 (if they are very serious about this), but i guess the ps3 can be the "test bed".
sebmarine
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(11-03-2008, 07:26 PM)
 
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Psychotext
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(11-03-2008, 07:31 PM)
 
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#325

glol
Mindlog
(05-01-2009, 11:16 PM)
 
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#326

Originally Posted by Somnid:


This one speaks for itself.

This diagram turns out to be relevant. Searching for more comparisons to the past guesses.
Dante
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(05-01-2009, 11:19 PM)
#327

Why did you bump this ancient thread?
Jocchan
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(05-01-2009, 11:20 PM)
 
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#328

Originally Posted by Dante:
Why did you bump this ancient thread?
Because he's a weary time traveller of the bleak near future.
Vinci
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(05-01-2009, 11:21 PM)
 
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#329

Why does the man in that illustration have Super-Saiyan hair?

DBZ Football game?
poppabk
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(05-01-2009, 11:21 PM)
 
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#330

Originally Posted by Dante:
Why did you bump this ancient thread?
(neutral) Mindlog
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panda21
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(05-01-2009, 11:26 PM)
 
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#331

Originally Posted by Somnid:


This one speaks for itself.

is this a joke?

why not just play football?

its like taking the head tracking thing ('i want to be able to turn my head and the view moves..' cept you're not looking at the screen any more) to a whole new level. he's not even facing the screen
Blame!
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(05-01-2009, 11:30 PM)
 
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#332

lulz at that soccer image. you have got to be SHITTING ME sony. smh....
kevm3
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(05-01-2009, 11:33 PM)
#333

If Sony actually releases this, this just confirms that they have absolutely no idea of what they're doing this generation. I tolerated Blu-Ray, Reeves and other CEOs utterly stupid comments and virtually the loss of every 3rd party exclusive... but if Sony is going to try and turn the PS3 into a waggle paradise more than what the DS2 offers, then I really don't know what to say.
spwolf
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(05-01-2009, 11:49 PM)
 
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#334

Originally Posted by panda21:
is this a joke?

why not just play football?

its like taking the head tracking thing ('i want to be able to turn my head and the view moves..' cept you're not looking at the screen any more) to a whole new level. he's not even facing the screen

its like saying why play rockband or singstar, why not just play guitar and sing on mic
FFChris
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(05-01-2009, 11:52 PM)
 
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#335

Originally Posted by panda21:
is this a joke?

why not just play football?

He ain't got no friends.
Blame!
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(05-01-2009, 11:57 PM)
 
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#336

Originally Posted by spwolf:
its like saying why play rockband or singstar, why not just play guitar and sing on mic

really?
AniHawk
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(05-01-2009, 11:59 PM)
 
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#337

Originally Posted by panda21:
why not just play football?

I know. Soccer sucks.
panda21
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(05-02-2009, 12:15 AM)
 
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#338

Originally Posted by AniHawk:
I know. Soccer sucks.

handegg.jpg
Dechaios
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(05-02-2009, 12:36 AM)
 
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#339

Lol maybe I'll finally get some use out of my pseye
painful fart
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(05-03-2009, 04:22 AM)
 
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#340

Originally Posted by kevm3:
If Sony actually releases this, this just confirms that they have absolutely no idea of what they're doing this generation. I tolerated Blu-Ray, Reeves and other CEOs utterly stupid comments and virtually the loss of every 3rd party exclusive... but if Sony is going to try and turn the PS3 into a waggle paradise more than what the DS2 offers, then I really don't know what to say.
You better keep quiet then, there is both the Sixaxis and the DS3.
Zek
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(05-03-2009, 04:39 AM)
 
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#341

Originally Posted by panda21:
is this a joke?

why not just play football?

its like taking the head tracking thing ('i want to be able to turn my head and the view moves..' cept you're not looking at the screen any more) to a whole new level. he's not even facing the screen
Just like the soccer player isn't even facing the goal!
1-D_FTW
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(05-03-2009, 01:03 PM)
#342

Originally Posted by Zek:
Just like the soccer player isn't even facing the goal!

But in real life you're gonna see the action and the ball coming your way. Something tells me staring at the couch is a slightly different perspective:)
AndyD
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(05-03-2009, 02:32 PM)
 
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#343

Originally Posted by stuburns:
Looks cool. I remember an NDA slip up from over a year ago where someone discussed this in great length.

Yep and the videos. They were proof of concept from those 2-3 guys working on the PS2 with the old school eyetoy. Looked identical to these things except they were roughly put together not a finished product.

It seemed to work amazingly well.
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