Nintendo DSi Japanese instruction manual warnings

Luigison · 11:00 PM

I just saw http://kotaku.com/5073121/hey-dummy-...-nintendo-tips and was instantly reminded of the http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=132168 thread of awesome GAF images.

I want to believe GAF can make it happen again.

Originally Posted by RagnarokX:

I used google to find a pdf of the manual. Nintendo always puts these things online.

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ds/support/pdf/dsmanual_A.pdf

robochimp · (11-01-2008, 04:20 PM)

That baby is a jerk

TheHeretic · (11-01-2008, 04:25 PM)

VideoMan · 04:29 PM

No matter how much she begs DO NOT let grandma give your DS games sloppy wet kisses!

MisterHero · (11-01-2008, 04:34 PM)

Originally Posted by VideoMan:

Nintendo thinks old-school gamers are batty old grandmas, confirmed

Baiano19 · (11-01-2008, 05:08 PM)

Do not bath your DSi with a cup.

Use a bathtub instead.

whitehawk · (11-01-2008, 05:08 PM)

Really?

Dacvak · (11-01-2008, 05:15 PM)

Don't let grandpa trade away all your Pokemans.

Baiano19 · (11-01-2008, 05:29 PM)

Originally Posted by whitehawk:

Really?

Do not pimp your DSi.

Do not eat your DSi while using Wi-Fi.

CoilShot · (11-01-2008, 05:33 PM)

Originally Posted by Baiano19:

Do not pimp your DSi.

kiruyama · (11-01-2008, 05:34 PM)

do not perform lobotomies or dissections on touch screen

beware of ghost octopuses that are of the electric affinity

Dacvak · (11-01-2008, 05:35 PM)

Multitouch deconfirmed. :<

Conrad Link · (11-01-2008, 05:36 PM)

My fav will always be the baby and the Wii under the blanket.

"Do not strike down your Wii for he will become more powerful than ever."

Burai · (11-01-2008, 05:37 PM)

Don't use wireless whilst wearing a Threadless t-shirt.

Dacvak · (11-01-2008, 05:38 PM)

Originally Posted by Conrad Link:

My fav will always be the baby and the Wii under the blanket.

"Do not strike down your Wii for he will become more powerful than ever."

Pics?

Also:

Do not let your DSi borrow the car for the weekend.
(PS: Beware of giant flies. =O)

I'm having way too much fun with this.

Lkr · (11-01-2008, 05:42 PM)

Originally Posted by Dacvak:

Don't let grandpa trade away all your Pokemans.

Grandpa is gonna trade my mudkip :(

Dacvak · (11-01-2008, 05:44 PM)

Do not murder your snowman with a GameBoy Pocket. Your DSi will cry.

Burai · (11-01-2008, 05:51 PM)

No Ironman.

Conrad Link · (11-01-2008, 05:51 PM)

Originally Posted by Dacvak:

Pics?

Wii, Jedi Knight.

Matt · (11-01-2008, 05:53 PM)

Do not punish your DSi, no matter what a dirty bitch it has been.

Dacvak · (11-01-2008, 05:54 PM)

Originally Posted by Burai:

No Ironman.

I laughed a lot. You're winning the thread so far.

I don't know what's going on in this picture, but the fact that it's saying NO to whatever that kid's doing is really depressing me.

Death_Born · (11-01-2008, 06:00 PM)

Do not let your baby use telekinesis to move your DSi.

Dacvak · (11-01-2008, 06:01 PM)

No girls allowed.

STG! · (11-01-2008, 06:02 PM)

Death_Born · (11-01-2008, 06:04 PM)

Using your DSi on the train may induce jealousy in nerds.

Dragona Akehi · (11-01-2008, 06:07 PM)

Originally Posted by Baiano19:

Do not pimp your DSi.

That would be this:

Manp · (11-01-2008, 06:16 PM)

Originally Posted by STG!:

that's what i thought

painey · (11-01-2008, 06:17 PM)

Do not attempt air travel now that you have a DSi. You will not return.

Median · (11-01-2008, 06:20 PM)

Originally Posted by painey:

Do not attempt air travel now that you have a DSi. You will not return.

Kreed · (11-01-2008, 06:22 PM)

Most of these are silly but there are some "serious" ones mixed in here:

Looks like Nintendo no longer approves using straps.

Nintendo doesn't approve of using screen protectors.

And you can't use strangely shaped SD cards with the DSi.

Dacvak · (11-01-2008, 06:25 PM)

Originally Posted by Death_Born:

Using your DSi on the train may induce jealousy in nerds.

He is an angry, vengeful god.

Baconbitz · (11-01-2008, 06:27 PM)

Originally Posted by Death_Born:

Using your DSi on the train may induce jealousy in nerds.

Or Don't let people punch someone on a train out of jealousy so they can steal there new DSi?

EmCeeGramr · (11-01-2008, 06:30 PM)

Dacvak · (11-01-2008, 06:39 PM)

From the Japanese manual:

From the leaked American manual:

amgoodatphotoshop?

The Faceless Master · (11-01-2008, 06:42 PM)

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:

jj984jj · (11-01-2008, 06:44 PM)

*

*Be sure to have carpeted the floors first.

kiruyama · (11-01-2008, 06:44 PM)

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:

awesome

Andrex · (11-01-2008, 06:54 PM)

Originally Posted by Dacvak:

From the Japanese manual:

From the leaked American manual:

amgoodatphotoshop?

Aru · (11-01-2008, 07:22 PM)

Originally Posted by Dacvak:

Do not murder your snowman with a GameBoy Pocket. Your DSi will cry.

Cygnus X-1 · (11-01-2008, 07:27 PM)

Originally Posted by Matt:

Do not punish your DSi, no matter what a dirty bitch it has been.

Guzim · (11-01-2008, 07:30 PM)

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:

]http://i37.tinypic.com/29pyzx3.jpg

Excellent!

Rpgmonkey · (11-01-2008, 07:34 PM)

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:

These are great.

Baiano19 · (11-01-2008, 07:37 PM)

Originally Posted by Burai:

No Ironman.

Dacvak · (11-01-2008, 07:44 PM)

RagnarokX · (11-01-2008, 07:53 PM)

Dacvak · (11-01-2008, 07:58 PM)

Originally Posted by RagnarokX:

Where'd you get a clean picture from?

donkey show · (11-01-2008, 07:59 PM)

These are always the best threads on GAF. Keep it up!

M3wThr33 · (11-01-2008, 07:59 PM)

Restarting the DSi is not the actual game.

Avoid indoors play. Go outside.

MikeE21286 · (11-01-2008, 08:10 PM)

@Dacvak's pic:

oh man

GamerSoul · (11-01-2008, 08:42 PM)

Oh Nintendo.