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TurtleSnatcher
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(11-17-2008, 05:10 AM)
 
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New GameStop ad is hilarious.... #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbd4Mhaunn8

It was on tonight during Sunday Night football.. or before.. did anyone see this?


EDIT: 2 others with the same "Hint or Else" theme were on Youtube... Never saw em on TV though..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJcIUXqN1bU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diTfizU0kkc

Last edited by TurtleSnatcher : 11-17-2008 at 08:48 PM.
HomerSimpson-Man
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(11-17-2008, 05:12 AM)
 
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#2

SanjuroTsubaki
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(11-17-2008, 05:12 AM)
 
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#3

This ad has no trade in value.
Metalic Sand
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(11-17-2008, 05:13 AM)
 
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#4

Gotta say that was pretty good
SpeedingUptoStop
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(11-17-2008, 05:14 AM)
 
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#5

Kids have physical copies of porn these days?
Ace 8095
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(11-17-2008, 05:14 AM)
 
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#6

The look on the Moms face is so good.
wenis
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(11-17-2008, 05:18 AM)
 
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#7

Originally Posted by SpeedingUptoStop:
Kids have physical copies of porn these days?

I did... and I just bought my brother a stack of playboys and hustlers for his birthday hahaha.
DrForester
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(11-17-2008, 05:20 AM)
 
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#8

Can you fix your link, it just goes to some lame commercial. I want to see the funny one.
Rewrite
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(11-17-2008, 05:24 AM)
 
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cmonmanreally
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(11-17-2008, 05:24 AM)
 
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#10

Originally Posted by SpeedingUptoStop:
Kids have physical copies of porn these days?

"It’s so much easier for kids to jerk off than it used to be. When I was young, you had to find the Sears catalog, flip to the lingerie section… Now, with the Internet, I just turn on my computer, get online and go right to sears.com."
btkadams
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(11-17-2008, 05:29 AM)
 
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#11

lol that is pretty funny.

cute dad tehe
Wario64
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(11-17-2008, 05:31 AM)
 
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#12

So it's playing off the notion that video gamers are still typical, young males who are perverts and love porn
omg rite
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(11-17-2008, 05:33 AM)
 
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Originally Posted by Wario64:
So it's playing off the notion that video gamers are still typical, young males who are perverts and love porn

Well since most gamers are males and most males love porn, it's true.
Game-Biz
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(11-17-2008, 05:33 AM)
 
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Originally Posted by Wario64:
So it's playing off the notion that video gamers are still typical, young males who are perverts and love porn
I'd say that's pretty accurate, actually.
Eteric Rice
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(11-17-2008, 05:34 AM)
 
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This kid needs the internet.
Zyzyxxz
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(11-17-2008, 05:41 AM)
 
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Originally Posted by cmonmanreally:
"It’s so much easier for kids to jerk off than it used to be. When I was young, you had to find the Sears catalog, flip to the lingerie section… Now, with the Internet, I just turn on my computer, get online and go right to sears.com."

if we were allowed to have signatures THIS WOULD BE MINE!
akachan ningen
(11-17-2008, 05:42 AM)
 
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Originally Posted by Wario64:
So it's playing off the notion that video gamers are still typical, young males who are perverts and love porn

So you are a pervert if you like porn? I guess everyone's a pervert.
M3wThr33
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(11-17-2008, 05:43 AM)
#18

That is the best commercial ever. EVER.
Costanza
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(11-17-2008, 05:56 AM)
 
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#19

Good ad
PrinceAdam
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(11-17-2008, 05:59 AM)
 
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#20

That was good
Rorschach
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(11-17-2008, 06:01 AM)
 
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#21

I saw the title and I figured they were strategy guides. :P
bounchfx
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(11-17-2008, 06:04 AM)
#22

much funnier than I expected!

haha!
Core407
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(11-17-2008, 06:04 AM)
 
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Originally Posted by cmonmanreally:
"It’s so much easier for kids to jerk off than it used to be. When I was young, you had to find the Sears catalog, flip to the lingerie section… Now, with the Internet, I just turn on my computer, get online and go right to sears.com."
Toby
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(11-17-2008, 06:21 AM)
 
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lol that was good. Dad just kept pilin up more and more.
Nutter
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(11-17-2008, 06:25 AM)
 
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Poor mom, the look on her face was just priceless.
pelicansurf
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(11-17-2008, 06:28 AM)
 
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Hahaha oh god that was hilarious. It kinda leaves me wishing for an unlimited fountain of porn mags under my bed though.
miyamotofreak
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(11-17-2008, 06:31 AM)
#27


Though the idea of kids having physical porn is kinda lame.
BlueTsunami
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(11-17-2008, 06:34 AM)
 
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#28

Originally Posted by cmonmanreally:
"It’s so much easier for kids to jerk off than it used to be. When I was young, you had to find the Sears catalog, flip to the lingerie section… Now, with the Internet, I just turn on my computer, get online and go right to sears.com."

Fucking gold

And I used to hide a single porn mag that I owned when I was like 12 years old (this was before the Internet was in everyones home), under my mattress. Yeah, perfect hiding place... ugh. I also remember walking into some local woods when I was a little younger with my cousin and there had been pieces of a wet porn mag everywhere... it was like an explosion of tits and ass, best find ever.
donkey show
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(11-17-2008, 06:36 AM)
 
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Originally Posted by BlueTsunami:
Fucking gold

And I used to hide a single porn mag that I owned when I was like 12 years old (this was before the Internet was in everyones home), under my mattress. Yeah, perfect hiding place... ugh. I also remember walking into some local woods when I was a little younger with my cousin and there had been pieces of a wet porn mag everywhere... it was like an explosion of tits and ass, best find ever.


I'm sure there was a subsequent explosion on your find.
djtiesto
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(11-17-2008, 06:21 PM)
 
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Originally Posted by BlueTsunami:
Fucking gold

And I used to hide a single porn mag that I owned when I was like 12 years old (this was before the Internet was in everyones home), under my mattress. Yeah, perfect hiding place... ugh. I also remember walking into some local woods when I was a little younger with my cousin and there had been pieces of a wet porn mag everywhere... it was like an explosion of tits and ass, best find ever.

I remember walking into the local woods when younger and finding a wet porn mag, as well... but it was a BBW mag! :P
btkadams
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(11-17-2008, 06:50 PM)
 
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#31

Originally Posted by djtiesto:
I remember walking into the local woods when younger and finding a wet porn mag, as well... but it was a BBW mag! :P
what's BBW?

EDIT: Big Beautiful Women.. disappointing.
ggnoobIGN
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(11-17-2008, 06:54 PM)
#32

Originally Posted by BlueTsunami:
Fucking gold

And I used to hide a single porn mag that I owned when I was like 12 years old (this was before the Internet was in everyones home), under my mattress. Yeah, perfect hiding place... ugh. I also remember walking into some local woods when I was a little younger with my cousin and there had been pieces of a wet porn mag everywhere... it was like an explosion of tits and ass, best find ever.
There must be a lot of wet forest porno mags out there, because i did the same thing.
AndresON777
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(11-17-2008, 06:54 PM)
 
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#33




His collection has nothing on mine though!
LuCkymoON
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(11-17-2008, 06:56 PM)
 
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#34

Originally Posted by btkadams:
what's BBW?

EDIT: Big Beautiful Women.. disappointing.
take the blue pill. =(
jvm
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(11-17-2008, 07:08 PM)
 
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#35

Originally Posted by Rorschach:
I saw the title and I figured they were strategy guides. :P
Glad I'm not the only one. I was confident the mom was thinking "oh, so that's how you beat the boss!"

Well...poor word choice. Sorry.
Lonestar
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(11-17-2008, 07:09 PM)
 
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#36

Originally Posted by ggnoobIGN:
There must be a lot of wet forest porno mags out there, because i did the same thing.


Damn....so did I.

I guess that was standard procedure back then. When the stash is found, and they want you to throw it away, you act like you are, then find a temporary place to stash it. Say...out in the woods! Then, they either forgot about it. Or were killed by Puritans. Leaving the treasure for future generations to find.
zesty
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(11-17-2008, 07:10 PM)
 
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#37

Originally Posted by ggnoobIGN:
There must be a lot of wet forest porno mags out there, because i did the same thing.

I didn't find any in the woods, but when I was a kid we lived on a pretty big piece of property (~3 acres). The land wasn't very wide, but it went back a long way. Our next door neighbor had a really old pickup truck that he kept at the back of his property, and one day a friend and I hopped his fence to check out the truck. It was unlocked and filled with a hilarious collection of 1960's Playboy magazines and a shitload of 8-tracks. As a 9 yr old, I found both of them to be fascinating. It was not my last visit to the truck.
MightyHealthy
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(11-17-2008, 07:12 PM)
 
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#38

Originally Posted by ggnoobIGN:
There must be a lot of wet forest porno mags out there, because i did the same thing.


me too, btw
lynux3
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(11-17-2008, 07:13 PM)
#39

Best video game related commercial ever.
Kaako
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(11-17-2008, 07:14 PM)
 
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#40

Great ad.
Porn Mags are so last century though...Internet shall conquer all.
Pizza Luigi
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(11-17-2008, 07:16 PM)
 
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Great ad.

We have a commercial running in the Netherlands right now from the online store Bol.com

It's really awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmlOrx_6FiI
CoilShot
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(11-17-2008, 07:16 PM)
 
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#42

Awesome
Speevy
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(11-17-2008, 07:17 PM)
 
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#43

Better than finding Game Informer.
BlueTsunami
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(11-17-2008, 07:18 PM)
 
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Originally Posted by djtiesto:
I remember walking into the local woods when younger and finding a wet porn mag, as well... but it was a BBW mag! :P

Originally Posted by ggnoobIGN:
There must be a lot of wet forest porno mags out there, because i did the same thing.

The fact that this seems common is freaking disturbing
riskVSreward
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(11-17-2008, 07:21 PM)
 
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Originally Posted by BlueTsunami:
The fact that this seems common is freaking disturbing

It happened to me too, I was at a day camp and this 10 year old kid found a secret stash in the woods. There must've been 20+ playboys. That was probably the first day I looked for porn on the ol' AOL... to be young again.
Speevy
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(11-17-2008, 07:22 PM)
 
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#46

I found a huge stack of Hustlers in my brother-in-law's bathroom cabinet.
f3niks
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(11-17-2008, 07:23 PM)
 
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#47

Quite funny.
Error1355
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(11-17-2008, 07:26 PM)
#48

Wow, how would that kid's parents not notice the hundred dollar a month porn budget that their kid has?

This is an example of poor parenting. Tisk Tisk.
tedtropy
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(11-17-2008, 07:26 PM)
 
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Funny, even if the premise is abit outdated considering the advent of freely available Internet porn.

The only time I had physical magazines was when I was still at my folks and couldn't afford a laptop for mobile porn-viewing fun. One day I slipped up, finished up my business...and just left the damn magazine on the bathroom counter. And it was like that nasty behind-black-construction-paper-at-your-local-seedy-convenience-store kind. My dad walked into my room, just kinda said "umm...", plopped it on my dresser and walked off. Was a real father/son bonding moment.
ZealousD
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(11-17-2008, 07:27 PM)
 
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The "Holy SH**" bunny has been dethroned!
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