Gamestop.com's description of Chrono Trigger - Page 3

theultimo · (12-19-2008, 03:36 AM)

Originally Posted by JDSN:

Now they're just playing with us.

GAF > gamestop > GAF

NameGenerated · (01-10-2009, 03:57 AM)

5D, I am ready.

mosaic · (01-10-2009, 04:09 AM)

Great, GameStop.com's copy-writer is a NeoGaffer... won't be long now before we see "Who is phone?" up there... or something JSnake says about his parents/boyparts.

Magnus · (01-10-2009, 04:25 AM)

Where are these? Can't find these summaries anywhere on gamestop.com or ebgames.com, just actual normal copy on the games.

Volcynika · (01-10-2009, 04:27 AM)

Originally Posted by Magnus:

Where are these? Can't find these summaries anywhere on gamestop.com or ebgames.com, just actual normal copy on the games.

SFIV one is here:

http://www.gamestop.com/fighting

Magnus · (01-10-2009, 04:28 AM)

Ah, see it now, it's only when the game appears in that one section...how would you see the blurbs for other games that aren't in that featured section? These are gold

Volcynika · (01-10-2009, 04:30 AM)

Originally Posted by Magnus:

Ah, see it now, it's only when the game appears in that one section...how would you see the blurbs for other games that aren't in that featured section? These are gold

Some are in the system specific sections too. Depends!

Dartastic · (01-10-2009, 04:34 AM)

The new Killzone 2 one isn't bad either.

GaussTek · (01-10-2009, 04:37 AM)

lol, those are great, how did I miss this?

MikeE21286 · (01-15-2009, 10:24 PM)

Pokemon Platinum Version
If you've experienced Pokémon, Gold, Silver, Pearl, Emerald, Frankincense, Myrrh, etc., you may think you've seen it all, but with Pokémon Platinum, as Randy Bachman stuttered so well in 1974, "B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet." The mysterious Distortion World brings you an area unlike any you've seen before.Get it first with In-Store Pickup!

*sorry, didn't know how to get the text in the box all fancy-like

Htown · (01-15-2009, 10:33 PM)

jvalioli · (01-15-2009, 10:35 PM)

Originally Posted by MikeE21286:

*sorry, didn't know how to get the text in the box all fancy-like

You mean a screenshot?

MikeE21286 · (01-15-2009, 10:42 PM)

Originally Posted by jvalioli:

You mean a screenshot?

sure....I guess. I just don't know how to do it.

Momar · (01-15-2009, 10:42 PM)

nevermind

LiK · (01-15-2009, 10:43 PM)

yea, they write some pretty weird but humorous stuff in their newsletters from time to time as well.

g35twinturbo · (01-15-2009, 10:49 PM)

Originally Posted by Htown:

ahaha!

John Harker · 09:13 PM

It's baaaaaaaaaaaaack,

Quote:

Pokémon Platinum
If you've experienced Pokémon, Gold, Silver, Pearl, Emerald, Frankincense, Myrrh, etc., you may think you've seen it all, but with Pokémon Platinum, as Randy Bachman stuttered so well in 1974, "B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet." The mysterious Distortion World brings you an area unlike any you've seen before.
Get it first with In-Store Pickup!

Quote:

Guitar Hero: Metallica
Free Kick Pedal!
If anyone has been around long enough to warrant a Guitar Hero game, it's Metallica. That's why you'll never see Guitar Hero: Baha Men. Go on a world tour with Metallica, or thrash to the hits of other superstar acts that inspired or otherwise impressed it's members.

Dark Stalkers · (03-17-2009, 09:03 PM)

I just went to the site and saw the Pokemon Platinum one, which I'm sure someone has posted already.

ZealousD · (03-17-2009, 10:32 PM)

Quote:

Empire: Total War
During the age of imperialism in the 18th century, land ownership was usually determined by whoever got there first or whoever fought the hardest, kind of like 2-for-1 corn dog day here at our cafeteria. With Empire: Total war you'll dominate the seas in realistic naval combat or command armies on land for control of India, Europe, and even that young upstart, the United States of America.

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Struct09 · (07-03-2009, 02:04 AM)

More Gamestop.com humor?

Wii Rubber Ducky Bundle

Wii Squirt Gun Bundle

Wii Pirate Tattoo Bundle

DarthWaiter · (07-03-2009, 02:07 AM)

omg Blue Ocean indeed

Darklord · (07-03-2009, 02:07 AM)

Originally Posted by Struct09:

More Gamestop.com humor?

Wii Rubber Ducky Bundle

Wii Squirt Gun Bundle

Wii Pirate Tattoo Bundle

What the hell?

TheEastonator · (07-03-2009, 02:12 AM)

What the...

Phthisis · (07-03-2009, 02:13 AM)

Those pirate tattoos would look so much better if they came with an HD system.

Loxley · (07-03-2009, 02:13 AM)

I certainly hope this is not the last time we see a console with the suffix "___________ Take a Bath with a Buddy Bundle".

DMczaf · (07-03-2009, 02:17 AM)

I feel like ordering it just to see if it actually comes with it.

Pirate Tattoo is mine!

pakkit · (07-03-2009, 02:18 AM)

Originally Posted by DarthWaiter:

omg Blue Ocean indeed

Nice.

dolemite · (07-03-2009, 02:50 AM)

Originally Posted by Darklord:

What the hell?

Wii take a bath with a buddy? Now why would anyone want to do that.

Costanza · (07-03-2009, 02:52 AM)

Originally Posted by Struct09:

More Gamestop.com humor?

Wii Rubber Ducky Bundle

Wii Squirt Gun Bundle

Wii Pirate Tattoo Bundle

wtf

Kulock · (07-03-2009, 02:56 AM)

And that's how you do bundles.

NeoUltima · (07-03-2009, 03:09 AM)

Wow...how can that be real...

Strider2K99 · (07-03-2009, 03:14 AM)

Proof that the Wii is for 7 year old kids. ;)

pakkit · (07-03-2009, 03:16 AM)

Sweet, so instead of having to pay $251 I only have to pay $250?! Gamestop cuts out the middleman and gives the savings direct to the customer.

UraMallas · (07-03-2009, 03:25 AM)

Those are fucking awesome.

If I didn't already have a Wii, I would buy one of these bundles.