Uwe Boll's CONTRA

snorggy · (12-19-2008, 09:14 PM)

Disclaimer about searching and not finding this posted yet goes here.

Stumbled across this yet... frankly, I really want to watch this.

http://black20.com/black20-trailer-p...e-bolls-contra

it's not real... but should be

Cat in the Hat · (12-19-2008, 09:16 PM)

sweet jesus.......

godhandiscen · (12-19-2008, 09:19 PM)

it was good.

°°ToMmY°° · (12-19-2008, 09:20 PM)

uwe boll can't put that much irony in his movies.

i call it FAKE!

pCeSlAyEr · (12-19-2008, 09:21 PM)

You just got Contra'd!

lol

cw_sasuke · (12-19-2008, 09:22 PM)

Kaako · (12-19-2008, 09:22 PM)

It would be awesome if it was real, indeed.
I <3 me some contra...remember when I was 5 playing this with my dad on co-op. We had a freaking blast.

Luchen · (12-19-2008, 09:23 PM)

The description says: "This was made by the black20 crew using clay figures, stop motion animation, green screen and other special effects. We hope you like." So, Tommy, i say you're goddamn brilliant! Somebody get this man a funny hat and a magnifying glass!

Enk · (12-19-2008, 09:28 PM)

That actually looks more entertaining than any of Uwe Boll's films.

Princess Skittles · (12-19-2008, 09:30 PM)

Oh, an Uwe Boll joke, very cutting edge!

Lonestar · (12-19-2008, 09:32 PM)

OH man, the falling ship into the water, with the tiny ripple and original splash, I just lost it

Frencherman · (12-19-2008, 09:32 PM)

Oneself · (12-19-2008, 09:33 PM)

Originally Posted by Enk:

That actually looks more entertaining than any of Uwe Boll's films.

QFT. This trailer really is more entertaining than all of Uwe Boll's movies.

Prime crotch · (12-19-2008, 09:34 PM)

This was really good, right down to the Commando reference.

zaccheus · (12-19-2008, 09:37 PM)

HE HAD TWO EYE PATCHES

No Means Nomad · (12-19-2008, 09:37 PM)

Lonestar · (12-19-2008, 09:39 PM)

that was the last thing I ever saaaaaaaw.

The Main Event · (12-19-2008, 09:49 PM)

That trailer had more muscles than two Uwe Bolls combined.

Kukuk · (12-19-2008, 09:50 PM)

The dude with two eye patches made me lol my face off.

DMczaf · (12-19-2008, 09:52 PM)

GET ME MAD DOG

AND SCORPION.

ace harding: private eye · (12-19-2008, 09:57 PM)

The wild montage of shitty level recreations had me bust a gut.

FerranMG · (12-19-2008, 09:59 PM)

Awesome!

XCell9200 · (12-19-2008, 10:04 PM)

pretty sweet. has anyone actually seen postal? ill bet its semi entertaining just making fun of it

toneroni · (12-19-2008, 10:13 PM)

2 eye patches! haha

Kukuk · (12-19-2008, 10:14 PM)

Originally Posted by XCell9200:

pretty sweet. has anyone actually seen postal? ill bet its semi entertaining just making fun of it

I haven't, but I want to. Distasteful humor has always been entertaining for me.

Ixzion · (12-19-2008, 10:15 PM)

I love this. Someone needs to make a Contra movie, real good, stat!

And plenty of cheese!