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StoOgE
First tragedy, then farce.
(01-21-2009, 04:02 AM)
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Seriously.

I usually buy Red Barron or DiGiorno both which are pretty good for Frozen Pizzas. Normally fairly tasty, not too expensive. Clearly not as good as a fresh pie, but I usually buy a couple in case I want Pizza to save some money.

I even stock a few Totino's for when I'm drunk late at night and hungry.

When I went to the store DiGiorno and Red Barron were both 7 dollars a pie, but Tony's was just 3 dollars on sale, so I grabbed some Tony's assuming they would be about the same. I could never have been so wrong.

When I pulled it out, the meat was gray which looked a little iffy already, but I figured whatever its filled with perservatives, the meat won't go bad for years or something. When I pulled it out of the oven it didn't look or smell good, but I took a bite anyway. Operative word being one. That shit was vile. I could barely keep it down.

The entire thing and the other 2 in the freezer just went in the trash and a Papa Johns pie is on the way to my front door. I mean, what the fuck. 79 cent fucking Totino's pizza tastes better than this stuff that normally runs 6 dollars a pie.

Ugg.

Fuck: twice in one week. I fail at GAF.

Umm, I'm playing WoW while I eat, so now it's on topic.

Also, someone quote my tag.
Andrex
ὁ αἴσχιστος παῖς εἶ
(01-21-2009, 04:03 AM)
Samurai Pizza Cats?
sixteen-bit
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(01-21-2009, 04:03 AM)
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Wii exclusive?
BlazingDarkness
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(01-21-2009, 04:03 AM)
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lol
Pancakes
hot, steaming, as melted butter slips into the cracks, drizzled with sticky sweet syrup OH GOD
(01-21-2009, 04:03 AM)
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Again man!? Wtf? :lol :lol
Jtyettis
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(01-21-2009, 04:03 AM)
Looks less than 720p to me.
Struct09
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(01-21-2009, 04:03 AM)
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(neutral) StoOgE
First tragedy, then farce.
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As requested.
Adam Prime
hates soccer, is Mexican
(01-21-2009, 04:03 AM)
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Wrong forum, buddy. But yes. Tony's Frozen Pizza is Wii Shovleware.
StoOgE
First tragedy, then farce.
(01-21-2009, 04:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Pankaks

Again man!? Wtf? :lol :lol

Your doing it wrong. Quote my tag :(

Also, don't drink and post kids.

Thanks Struct :(
skip
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(01-21-2009, 04:04 AM)
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Freschetta.
Gattsu25
Formerly Wakune
(01-21-2009, 04:05 AM)
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How can you hate on this?

[IMG]http://i39.************/2ngg478.jpg[/IMG]

How?
Adam Prime
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(01-21-2009, 04:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by skip

Freschetta.

Hell fucking yeah. And Uno's frozen pizza!!!
fernoca
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(01-21-2009, 04:06 AM)
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Same mistake.. :p
Tobor
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A crack addict with a tag!
(01-21-2009, 04:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by StoOgE

Your doing it wrong. Quote my tag :(

Also, don't drink and post kids.

Thanks Struct :(

It works out well for us, though.
Jtyettis
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(01-21-2009, 04:07 AM)

Originally Posted by Gattsu25

How can you hate on this?

[IMG]http://i39.************/2ngg478.jpg[/IMG]

How?

Is that a school lunch mexican pizza ftw?
Haunted
(01-21-2009, 04:07 AM)
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Is that multiplat or still an exclusive?
inner-G
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(01-21-2009, 04:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jtyettis

Is that a school lunch mexican pizza ftw?

Good old stop-sign pizza, lol.

I liked the rectangle ones better though!
Coolio McAwesome
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(01-21-2009, 04:10 AM)
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Tony's Frozen Pizza completely ruined the optical drive in my Wii.
BlazingDarkness
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(01-21-2009, 04:11 AM)
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NOW I'M HUNGRY
The Take Out Bandit
grrrrrrr bungle snitches!
rrrrrrrrrrrrr baba britches!
sumthin sumthin itches!
DRAGGGUUULLLAAA!!!
(01-21-2009, 04:12 AM)
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Well since it's on the gaming side for now, I'll say Tony's Frozen Pizza > SFEX4.
Nakazato
(01-21-2009, 04:16 AM)
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2 for $5 and being a poor college student at the time that pizza was great with a lil hot sauce
Mr. Enigma
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(01-21-2009, 04:19 AM)
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When does DLC for this come out?
Rpgmonkey
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(01-21-2009, 04:19 AM)
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I liked this game...

Anyway, the thread is still over here? :lol
commish
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(01-21-2009, 04:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by _dementia

Wii exclusive?

/thread
agrajag
if I suck dick, are my arguments less valid?
(01-21-2009, 04:23 AM)
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Tony's is indeed garbage. But so is DiGiorno. I prefer Tombstone.
KR3W
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(01-21-2009, 04:23 AM)

Originally Posted by AnEternalEnigma

When does DLC for this come out?

epic fail.
speculawyer
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(01-21-2009, 04:23 AM)
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There is actually a great frozen pizza thread that you can search and it has a lot of good advice on frozen pizza for frozen pizza fans.
BakedPigeon
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(01-21-2009, 04:24 AM)
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Gaming-ages attempt at jokes fail miserably.
cakeman19
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(01-21-2009, 04:24 AM)
ELLIO'S!!!

ELLIO'S!!!
Mr. Enigma
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(01-21-2009, 04:24 AM)
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I used to fucking love Tombstone's Stuffed Crust pizza until they started using a different type of cheese around 2003 or 2004. It's nasty crap now.
DeathbyVolcano
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(01-21-2009, 04:25 AM)
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Tombstone and motherfuckin' Red Baron's are the shit.
DarknessTear
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(01-21-2009, 04:25 AM)
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I think the only frozen pizza I tolerate anymore is Freschetta.
Darklord
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(01-21-2009, 04:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by Gattsu25

How can you hate on this?

[IMG]http://i39.************/2ngg478.jpg[/IMG]

How?

Looks like someone took a bloody diarrhea dump.
vas_a_morir
It ain't a request, bitch.
(01-21-2009, 04:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by Darklord

Looks like someone took a bloody diarrhea dump.

Okay, then you can go eat a soy burger. I'm in the f'n pizza line, sucka.
big_z
just gonna rub one out
in the next few minutes
(01-21-2009, 04:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by Gattsu25

How can you hate on this?

[IMG]http://i39.************/2ngg478.jpg[/IMG]

How?


so greasy.... i bet you dont even have to push to shit that out.
SapientWolf
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(01-21-2009, 05:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by BrandNew

Tombstone and motherfuckin' Red Baron's are the shit.

Yeah, Tombstone is just as good as Dominoes and Pizza Hut hand tossed, if not better. Dominoes makes a really good thin crust though.
Last edited by SapientWolf; 01-21-2009 at 05:05 AM.
benjipwns
the hymen is old
yet still intact
(01-21-2009, 05:15 AM)
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Wait. $3 on sale? Tony's are like $2 normal here.
tokkun
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(01-21-2009, 05:21 AM)
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Are those prices USD? Where the fuck do you live that a Red Baron pizza is $7? It is like $3 here.
The Take Out Bandit
grrrrrrr bungle snitches!
rrrrrrrrrrrrr baba britches!
sumthin sumthin itches!
DRAGGGUUULLLAAA!!!
(01-21-2009, 05:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by tokkun

Are those prices USD? Where the fuck do you live that a Red Baron pizza is $7? It is like $3 here.

A lot of carry out sized frozen pizzas here in Ohio tend to run very close to what it costs to just buy a carry out pizza. :|

Unless you have a BJ's or Sam's Club membership and buy in multipacks.
Darklord
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(01-21-2009, 05:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by vas_a_morir

Okay, then you can go eat a soy burger. I'm in the f'n pizza line, sucka.

I'll be in the half decent pizza line.
JBuccCP
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(01-21-2009, 05:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Take Out Bandit

A lot of carry out sized frozen pizzas here in Ohio tend to run very close to what it costs to just buy a carry out pizza. :|

Unless you have a BJ's or Sam's Club membership and buy in multipacks.

How much does a Totino's cost? Are they still a dollar there?
hydragonwarrior
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(01-21-2009, 05:46 AM)
ugh that honor's reserved for Mccain's Frozen Pizza

6 mini pizza's that smell like wet socks and taste like cheese vomit
SapientWolf
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(01-21-2009, 05:58 AM)
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Originally Posted by vas_a_morir

Okay, then you can go eat a soy burger. I'm in the f'n pizza line, sucka.

Pizzas are usually better for eating than f'n. Now Hot Pockets, on the other hand...
mrkgoo
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(01-21-2009, 05:58 AM)
I never understood frozen pizza. Not as nice as home made pizza, yet not as convenient as takeaway pizza. Why settle for something that can't do either thing right?
Darklord
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(01-21-2009, 05:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by mrkgoo

I never understood frozen pizza. Not as nice as home made pizza, yet not as convenient as takeaway pizza. Why settle for something that can't do either thing right?

Quick and easy. Good after drinking food.
benjipwns
the hymen is old
yet still intact
(01-21-2009, 06:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Take Out Bandit

A lot of carry out sized frozen pizzas here in Ohio tend to run very close to what it costs to just buy a carry out pizza. :|

Unless you have a BJ's or Sam's Club membership and buy in multipacks.

I'm just north of you in Michigan, and said price situation is the same as he mentioned. Red Baron's like $3-3.50. $4-5 max.
Juice
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(01-21-2009, 06:18 AM)
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Tony's pizza isn't just awful, it's smaller than competitors (who am I kidding, they're all owned by the same one or two companies)

I'm also in Ohio as mentioned and have noticed that Meijer is the only grocer with sane frozen pizza prices. Any given week, you're sure to find at least one ~22oz frozen pizza on sale for $2.50-$3.30. Usually Red Baron's, which are fine. Tombstone better, Freschetta better yet.

I wish I didn't eat two of these a week, but since I do, feel free to ask any number of questions about my experience Oregano all over my cheese and my sauce
Lambtron
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(01-21-2009, 06:28 AM)
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I've had worse than Tony's, but I either go for Red Baron, DiGornio Garlic Bread Crust, or Freschetta, basically in that order. Sometimes Papa Murphy's is worked in there too.
GhaleonEB
knows his net worth
(01-21-2009, 06:45 AM)
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Tony's pizzas don't even use real cheese. Read the ingredients - it's cheese substitute. (No "Real" seal, natch.)

Complete shit.
Revolutionary
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(01-21-2009, 06:49 AM)
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Ah, I love New York.

-hugs local Pizza shop

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