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ITT: We post screens that showcase the visual charisma lost by modern Simpsons

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British Monsoon

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Burns: Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
Kid: Uh, I better look in the manual.
Burns: [groans] Oh, the ignorance.
Kid: This book must be out of date: I don't see "Prussia", "Siam", or "autogyro".
Burns: Well, keep looking!
 
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Divvy

Canadians burned my passport
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"Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say."
 
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Poindexter

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Bootaaay said:
Burns: Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
Kid: Uh, I better look in the manual.
Burns: [groans] Oh, the ignorance.
Kid: This book must be out of date: I don't see "Prussia", "Siam", or "autogyro".
Burns: Well, keep looking!
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Reading this I visually saw the scene in my head. So amazing.

My favorite dialogue will always be the "He looks just like you, Poindexter!" The slow smile that comes over Homer's face when Bart draws The Dud is too much and I die of laughter everytime.
 
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BenjaminBirdie

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Poindexter said:
Reading this I visually saw the scene in my head. So amazing.

My favorite dialogue will always be the "He looks just like you, Poindexter!" The slow smile that comes over Homer's face when Bart draws The Dud is too much and I die of laughter everytime.
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Also, give it up for the incredible and amazing simplicity and perfection of





"The Dud"
 
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Poindexter

Member
BenjaminBirdie said:
Also, give it up for the incredible and amazing simplicity and perfection of





"The Dud"
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So perfect.

Milhouse is the perfect character to laugh at in this series.

"But I did tip them off as to the whereabouts of our friend Milhouse"
*cue scene of Milhouse being chased Agents*
"But i didn't do anything"
"I don't care"
 
Randy Lanzarote

Randy Lanzarote

Member
Poindexter said:
So perfect.

Milhouse is the perfect character to laugh at in this series.

"But I did tip them off as to the whereabouts of our friend Milhouse"
*cue scene of Milhouse being chased Agents*
"But i didn't do anything"
"I don't care"
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............My Glasses!"

Get's me everytime.
 
lunchtoast

lunchtoast

Member
Sticking togethers what good waffles do!

It's a ghost car! They are ghost car all over these highways you know.
Hold me.
Only if you hold me.

Wiggum: Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the
rebelling women.
Dispatch: All right, your current location?
Wiggum: Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh,
geez, trees, shrubs...er, I'm directly under the earth's
sun...now!
 
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Ithil

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lunchtoast said:
Sticking togethers what good waffles do!

It's a ghost car! They are ghost car all over these highways you know.
Hold me.
Only if you hold me.

Wiggum: Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the
rebelling women.
Dispatch: All right, your current location?
Wiggum: Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh,
geez, trees, shrubs...er, I'm directly under the earth's
sun...now!
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A lot of blue hair!? Ha ha, what a freak!
 
lunchtoast

lunchtoast

Member
Homer: OK, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and
you're a shoo-in!
Bart: [walks onstage, squints at cue cards] Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad
want...money now. Me sick.
Homer: Ooh, he card-reads good.
Bart: So pick please me, Mr. Burns.
Homer: {[calling from offstage] It's "Kurns", stupid!}
 
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BenjaminBirdie

Banned
lunchtoast said:
Homer: OK, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and
you're a shoo-in!
Bart: [walks onstage, squints at cue cards] Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad
want...money now. Me sick.
Homer: Ooh, he card-reads good.
Bart: So pick please me, Mr. Burns.
Homer: {[calling from offstage] It's "Kurns", stupid!}
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Another great Milhouse moment:
"I specifically said NO GEEKS!"
"But my mom says I'm cool."
 
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Shaneus

Member
lunchtoast said:
Homer: OK, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and
you're a shoo-in!
Bart: [walks onstage, squints at cue cards] Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad
want...money now. Me sick.
Homer: Ooh, he card-reads good.
Bart: So pick please me, Mr. Burns.
Homer: {[calling from offstage] It's "Kurns", stupid!}
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"I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incidents occurred in 1956 when..."

"Muh...Murphy: Use...you are a elf...uncontrollably...I think ...a we nom yo ho renge kyo."
 
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Cat Party

Member
lunchtoast said:
Sticking togethers what good waffles do!

It's a ghost car! They are ghost car all over these highways you know.
Hold me.
Only if you hold me.

Wiggum: Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the
rebelling women.
Dispatch: All right, your current location?
Wiggum: Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh,
geez, trees, shrubs...er, I'm directly under the earth's
sun...now!
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One of my top 5 episodes. Actually probably number 2 behind Cape Feare.
 
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mxgt

Banned
Moe: you've gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walking around on the pipes!
Repo guy: hey next time pay your bills
Moe: But I don't want to!
 
Boss Doggie

Boss Doggie

all my loli wolf companions are so moe
I really wouldn't consider Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie show a Krusty-themed episode as much as it is an IS themed episode.

And yeah, I really hate Krusty. Even with the Jewish father thing, he still doesn't click me as a likable, entertaining character.
 
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BenjaminBirdie

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Ookami-kun said:
I really wouldn't consider Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie show a Krusty-themed episode as much as it is an IS themed episode.

And yeah, I really hate Krusty. Even with the Jewish father thing, he still doesn't click me as a likable, entertaining character.
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WHAT!?!?!?

Roger Myers Jr.: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment... HEY, SHUT UP! You're here 'cause your Itchy & Scratchy cartoons are stinking up my ratings!
[points to a ratings chart]
Krusty: Look at this breakdown of yesterday's show!
Roger Myers Jr.: What happened here? Lightning hit the transmitter?
Krusty: See, that what I thought at first, but then... HEY, SHUT UP! That crater is where your lousy cartoon crash-landed! It's ratings poison!
Roger Myers Jr.: But Itchy & Scratchy is critically acclaimed.
Krusty: ACCLAIMED? PAH! I ought to replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where robots turn into blingwads! But I'm a lazy, lazy man, Roger. So I'm gonna give you one more chance. Now get out! Don't come back till you've fixed Itchy & Scratchy.
[Roger Myers Jr. slams the door so hard it breaks off, showing Sideshow Mel in the waiting room]
Krusty's Secreatary: [off-screen] Okay, Mel, you can go in now.
Sideshow Mel: [walks into Krusty's office] Krusty, I've come to solicit donations for the Rock 'n' Roll Museum, and...
[Krusty still has an angry face from his argument with Roger Myers Jr]
Sideshow Mel: I'll come back later.
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AAequal

Banned
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Barney: “My name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic.”
Lisa: “Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.”
Barney: “Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?”
 
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Salmonax

Member
Ookami-kun said:
And yeah, I really hate Krusty. Even with the Jewish father thing, he still doesn't click me as a likable, entertaining character.
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I love Krusty.

krustyaction.jpg


Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill! Put five thousand bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty; buy me a clean one.

Bill: Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you: your spending...

Krusty: Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?

Bill: Yes, but she's still...

Krusty: I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!

Woman: George Carlin on three.

Krusty: Yeah?...Lawsuit? Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit was entirely different from your "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit. So I'm a thief, am I? Well, excuuuse me! [to his accountant] Give him ten grand.

Woman: Steve Martin on four.

Krusty: Ten grand.
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Or this one from Homer's Triple Bypass:

Krusty: Hey, hey! [laughs]

Homer: [gags]

Krusty: What's the matter? Oh yeah, my grotesque appearance! [laughs]
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mernst23

Member
BenjaminBirdie said:
I think...

I...

This is the best one ever, right?

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No... he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.
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Whenever someone makes a comment about someone being sad I snap back with this. It's reflex at this point.
 
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Trent Strong

Banned
Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
 
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Ithil

Member
"Cows don't look like cows on camera, you gotta use horses."

"What if you want a horse?"

"Eh, usually just tape a bunch of cats together."
 
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