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Maklershed · (08-11-2012, 08:36 PM)

Ohhh Marianne from Brooklyn's daughter is super cute. Very 'Italian princess' ish. (you can see her on Behind the Scenes ep 19)

canoli2006 · (08-11-2012, 10:07 PM)

Haven't heard Howard and the cookie puss segment in awhile. Think I'll listen to it again this week because I believe they're on vacation this week.

MarauderShields · (08-11-2012, 10:23 PM)

Originally Posted by Grinchy:

New episode of Worst Photoshopper in the World:

He will never top this one

EleventhDoctor · (08-12-2012, 12:25 AM)

Originally Posted by MarauderShields:

He will never top this one

Good Lord

Maklershed · (08-12-2012, 01:08 AM)

Originally Posted by MarauderShields:

He will never top this one

Ahh c'mon this can't be for real can it? The dog doesn't even have feet on his rear legs.

MarauderShields · (08-12-2012, 01:27 AM)

Originally Posted by Maklershed:

Ahh c'mon this can't be for real can it? The dog doesn't even have feet on his rear legs.

Oh its real. He took a bunch of pictures of her with animals that was supposed to be some kind of calendar.

Maklershed · (08-12-2012, 01:38 AM)

ok i just loled really loud there

EleventhDoctor · (08-12-2012, 03:20 AM)

I said the Camaro is a piece of shit! Check out the Dodge Challenger!

Maklershed · (08-12-2012, 03:22 AM)

This ain't Hot Rod Magazine pal!

Grinchy · (08-12-2012, 05:53 AM)

It's built on a Cadillac chassis!

Maklershed · (08-12-2012, 12:51 PM)

How many toy cars do you have?

EleventhDoctor · (08-12-2012, 03:36 PM)

Vegas, Rick's Cabaret.

Maklershed · (08-12-2012, 04:43 PM)

I said the Camaro is a piece of shit! Thats what I said!

gdt · (08-12-2012, 08:45 PM)

If you're not happy just fire me!

He says that everytime Howard talks to him haha.

EleventhDoctor · (08-12-2012, 08:49 PM)

Originally Posted by gdt:

If you're not happy just fire me!

He says that everytime Howard talks to him haha.

Yeah right, I'm angry.

PotatoeMasher · (08-12-2012, 10:56 PM)

What's funny about the Robin birthday photo is that Beth posted the same photo, but her version was apparently from before Howard airbrushed his neck away. Compare the two:

Grinchy · (08-12-2012, 11:01 PM)

^

alr1ght · 11:21 PM

he prob thought that horrendous jpeg compression would cover up more than it did.

clone stamp that motherfucker!

EleventhDoctor · (08-13-2012, 12:22 AM)

Originally Posted by PotatoeMasher:

What's funny about the Robin birthday photo is that Beth posted the same photo, but her version was apparently from before Howard airbrushed his neck away. Compare the two:

EleventhDoctor · (08-13-2012, 02:46 PM)

As you listen, friends-may you feel the presence of almighty God-and may his peace be yours.

canoli2006 · (08-13-2012, 04:02 PM)

Originally Posted by MDavis360:

As you listen, friends-may you feel the presence of almighty God-and may his peace be yours.

People of earth, how are you?

Maklershed · (08-13-2012, 04:25 PM)

We haved some crank calls but we'll call them cranky calls. Oh hello Rusty, I don't have time to talk right now.

Originally Posted by MDavis360:

As you listen, friends-may you feel the presence of almighty God-and may his peace be yours.

Is that the Tradio thing thats followed by what sounds like a 1930s congregation singing something like "what a friend we have in Jesus"?

Harry Potter · (08-13-2012, 04:49 PM)

Are they off this week?

Count Dookkake · (08-13-2012, 04:49 PM)

Originally Posted by MDavis360:

As you listen, friends-may you feel the presence of almighty God-and may his peace be yours.

This kills me every time.

PotatoeMasher · (08-13-2012, 07:50 PM)

Originally Posted by Harry Potter:

Are they off this week?

Yep. More interview shows.

Maklershed · (08-13-2012, 11:43 PM)

With a few rare exceptions the interviews are my least favorite part of the show.

LordCanti · 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by PotatoeMasher:

Yep. More interview shows.

Son of a bitch. How much time off does a guy that works three mornings a week need?

(If you don't count AGT, which is barely work)

Originally Posted by MDavis360:

You dont understand. Howard is constantly in meetings-yesterday he didn't even have time to shit.

Every job he has involves sitting in a chair. If he cut a hole in the chair and placed a bucket underneath it, he could shit all day long. I'm not listening to any of his excuses.

EleventhDoctor · (08-14-2012, 02:32 AM)

Originally Posted by LordCanti:

Son of a bitch. How much time off does a guy that works three mornings a week need?

(If you don't count AGT, which is barely work)

You dont understand. Howard is constantly in meetings-yesterday he didn't even have time to shit.

Maklershed · (08-14-2012, 02:09 PM)

Originally Posted by MDavis360:

You dont understand. Howard is constantly in meetings-yesterday he didn't even have time to shit.

There are so many projects and initatives going on around his channels.

gdt · (08-14-2012, 02:20 PM)

Love Howard's interview. Possible problem with this special is that he's so much better now than he used to be.

I imagine we'll hear the interview with the awesome boy band guy.

sykoex · (08-14-2012, 04:02 PM)

Originally Posted by Grinchy:

^

Originally Posted by MDavis360:

Oh wow Howard endorsing Snapple again? Old school.

Maklershed · (08-14-2012, 04:25 PM)

10/6/94 - "Robin, the day you see me on Entertainment Weekly dating a 20 something year old model is the day you know I lost it." - Howard

Love listening to these old shows.

nocode · (08-15-2012, 02:24 AM)

Originally Posted by Maklershed:

10/6/94 - "Robin, the day you see me on Entertainment Weekly dating a 20 something year old model is the day you know I lost it." - Howard

Love listening to these old shows.

Not saying it isn't funny to see that quote, but Beth is over 40.

PotatoeMasher · (08-15-2012, 04:21 AM)

Originally Posted by nocode:

Not saying it isn't funny to see that quote, but Beth is over 40.

She was still in her 20s when they first started dating.

nocode · (08-15-2012, 04:34 AM)

Originally Posted by PotatoeMasher:

She was still in her 20s when they first started dating.

Holy shit, I just looked up when he announced his separation from his first wife, and it was in October of '99?? I remember that show so well. I can't believe I've been listening to him for longer after the divorce than before. Still seems like the new era of show compared to the old show.

cacophony · (08-15-2012, 11:03 AM)

I love this ETM clip so much. That fucking corny background music with Eric stumbling on his words over it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VuZrvuOEZg

Synth_floyd · (08-15-2012, 11:19 AM)

Originally Posted by PotatoeMasher:

She was still in her 20s when they first started dating.

They've been together for over 11 years?

MarauderShields · (08-15-2012, 01:44 PM)

Originally Posted by Maklershed:

10/6/94 - "Robin, the day you see me on Entertainment Weekly dating a 20 something year old model is the day you know I lost it." - Howard

Love listening to these old shows.

I wish we could build a time machine to see what the old Howard would have said about the new Howard who spends all day photoshopping his trophy wife among other things

Maklershed · (08-15-2012, 02:14 PM)

Saw the Howard TV of Tim's bathroom mess. That is unbelievable. I thought they were just exagerating for the air but there are splatters a good three feet to the left of the toilet. I don't know how that's possible. It must've been like that Chapelle episode where he explodes off the toilet.

Originally Posted by nocode:

Not saying it isn't funny to see that quote, but Beth is over 40.

Already answered but she was 27 or 28 when they started dating.

I got a dog park right next to my house.

EleventhDoctor · (08-15-2012, 03:19 PM)

I will take a chubby pickle and white protein.

Maklershed · (08-15-2012, 04:26 PM)

My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.

PotatoeMasher · (08-15-2012, 05:29 PM)

Originally Posted by Synth_floyd:

They've been together for over 11 years?

Howard has "revised" the story a few times but I think the official line is they either met in '99 or May '00. It's kind of impossible to know the truth when you're just going off of Howard's stories, but she would have been in her 20s when they met either way.

EleventhDoctor · (08-15-2012, 05:47 PM)

Originally Posted by Maklershed:

My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.

How can a man be a daughter?

Maklershed · (08-15-2012, 07:02 PM)

Hmm I'll think about it and call you back in an hour.

sykoex · (08-15-2012, 07:30 PM)

Originally Posted by Maklershed:

My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.

One of my favorite Richard Simmons appearances

The private message he left on Gary's answering machine at 6:07 is hilarious. This guy is OBSESSED with Barbra Streisand.

LordCanti · (08-16-2012, 03:24 AM)

Originally Posted by MarauderShields:

I wish we could build a time machine to see what the old Howard would have said about the new Howard who spends all day photoshopping his trophy wife among other things

He would have torn his future self a new asshole.

Maklershed · (08-16-2012, 02:04 PM)

Apparently Howard & Beth's Happy Birthday picture to Robin made Perez Hilton's photoshop disasters page. Guess we won't be hearing him as a guest anymore. And if thats the case, I pray Joan Rivers insults and betrays Howard too.

Kem0sabe · (08-16-2012, 02:19 PM)

Kasia riding the Sybian, Tv perfection.

Salmonax · (08-16-2012, 03:00 PM)

You won't believe what I just heard!

EleventhDoctor · (08-16-2012, 03:28 PM)

Originally Posted by Salmonax:

You won't believe what I just heard!

Will you excuse me while I dabble my WANG with latex?