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Sadist
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(05-14-2009, 05:59 PM)
 
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Move over Mama, time for Science Papa! #1

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN – May 14, 2009 – Activision Publishing, Inc. (Nasdaq: ATVI) today announced Science Papa™ is coming to Wii™ and Nintendo DS™ this July. Using fundamentals from a wide variety of sciences as a basis for fun skill-based experiments, Science Papa will turn living rooms into virtual laboratories that will fuel kids’ curiosity.

“With Science Papa, we’re taking real-world elements of science and giving players the chance to interact with them in safe and creative ways,” said David Oxford, Activision Publishing. “While the focus here is clearly family fun, the game can stimulate interest and discussion about science.”

In Science Papa, the player is the newest member of Science Papa’s research team, looking to become the greatest scientist in the world. It won’t be easy, however, as players must prove their scientific worth against a crazy cast of rival scientists in intense competitions. Science Papa features over 30 different experiments for players, and by utilizing motion controls or Nintendo DS stylus, players will pour and mix chemicals, pound objects into dust, monitor Bunsen burners, fix and use lab equipment and more. Players can also invite their friends into the lab, and compete against each other in split screen science competitions to see who can finish an experiment first, and with the most precision.

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/2579265...7618146389326/

Right.
RedNumberFive
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(05-14-2009, 06:01 PM)
 
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#2

Women in the kitchen / garden, and men in the lab / office. Sounds about right!
Fewr
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(05-14-2009, 06:01 PM)
 
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#3

I'll get it for my sister.
dallow_bg
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(05-14-2009, 06:02 PM)
 
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#4

Originally Posted by RedNumberFive:
Women in the kitchen / garden, and men in the lab / office. Sounds about right!
And wasn't there a thread about this very thing a while back?
I guess maybe when the game was first announced.
Defuser
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(05-14-2009, 06:04 PM)
 
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#5

Can't wait for Science Papa: Einstein or Science Papa : greatest scientist.
JDSN
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(05-14-2009, 06:04 PM)
 
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#6

Ugh, Activision really has no shame.
Fuu
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(05-14-2009, 06:07 PM)
 
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painey
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(05-14-2009, 06:08 PM)
 
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#8

you know in france, the literally translation of what they call Cotton Candy is "fathers beard"
Sadist
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(05-14-2009, 06:08 PM)
 
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#9

SMH
Johann
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(05-14-2009, 06:09 PM)
 
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#10

I'd totally buy it if they slapped the Dexter's Laboratory license on it.

And if you get to beat everyone up with a beard as Action Hank.
Doc Evils
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(05-14-2009, 06:10 PM)
 
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#11

Originally Posted by JDSN:
Ugh, Activision really has no shame.


This.
Sadist
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(05-14-2009, 06:12 PM)
 
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#12

Originally Posted by Johann:
I'd totally buy it if they slapped the Dexter's Laboratory license on it.

And if you get to beat everyone up with a beard as Action Hank.
I totaly forgot about Action Hank! I miss CN on the Dutch cable :(
Haunted
(05-14-2009, 06:13 PM)
 
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#13

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN – May 14, 2009 – Activision Publishing, Inc. (Nasdaq: ATVI) today announced Science Papa™ is coming to Wii™ and Nintendo DS™ this July. Using fundamentals from a wide variety of sciences as a basis for fun skill-based experiments, Science Papa will turn living rooms into virtual laboratories that will fuel kids’ curiosity.

“With Science Papa, we’re taking real-world elements of science and giving players the chance to interact with them in safe and creative ways,” said David Oxford, Activision Publishing. “While the focus here is clearly family fun, the game can stimulate interest and discussion about science.”

In Science Papa, the player is the newest member of Science Papa’s research team, looking to become the greatest scientist in the world. It won’t be easy, however, as players must prove their scientific worth against a crazy cast of rival scientists in intense competitions. Science Papa features over 30 different experiments for players, and by utilizing motion controls or Nintendo DS stylus, players will pour and mix chemicals, pound objects into dust, monitor Bunsen burners, fix and use lab equipment and more. Players can also invite their friends into the lab, and compete against each other in split screen science competitions to see who can finish an experiment first, and with the most precision.

PR email
All male, no doubt.

smh
Acosta
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(05-14-2009, 06:14 PM)
#14

Woah, shameless ripoff (of Cooking Mama of all things). Imagine the meeting to approve this:

Exec 1: We need a casual game in our portfolio, something like Cooking Mama.

Exec 2: What about "Science Papa"?

Exec 1: Brilliant! you get a 100k bonus.
SabinFigaro
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(05-14-2009, 06:14 PM)
 
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#15

I'll show this to my female PI, and the rest of my lab who are primarily female.
Sho_Nuff82
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(05-14-2009, 06:18 PM)
 
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#16

Remember kids, when mixing water and acid, add the acid last!

I wonder if this game will simulate chemical burn somehow.

It's a good idea, and the only reason it kind of fails as an idea is because of the unfortunately sexist naming that exists to associate the brand with Cooking Mama.
JSnake
(05-14-2009, 06:20 PM)
 
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#17

what has science done papa
Sgt. Killjoy
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(05-14-2009, 06:20 PM)
 
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#18

Women cook, men do important groundbreaking research.
LiK
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(05-14-2009, 06:22 PM)
 
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#19

geez, Mama was novel, Papa is lame.
Defuser
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(05-14-2009, 06:22 PM)
 
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#20

edit: nvm

Last edited by Defuser : 05-14-2009 at 06:38 PM.
Fuu
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(05-14-2009, 06:25 PM)
 
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#21

Originally Posted by Haunted:
All male, no doubt.

smh
Apparently there are two women on the team.





Firestorm
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(05-14-2009, 06:25 PM)
 
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#22



That's right, VGCats being relevant. Not only was he on time, he made a comic for this occasion months in advance.
MrPing1000
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(05-14-2009, 06:26 PM)
 
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#23

Looking forward to Creationist Dada
Zoe
(05-14-2009, 06:27 PM)
 
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#24

That's sexist!
RedNumberFive
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(05-14-2009, 06:28 PM)
 
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#25

Originally Posted by Sgt. Killjoy:
Women cook, men do important groundbreaking research.

If the Nintendo DS has taught me anything, and it hasn't, it's that women can only look forward to a career as an animal doctor, fashion designer, concert promoter, babysitter, wedding designer, cook, movie star, figure skater, rock star, makeup artist, botique owner, or baby making machine.
DanteFox
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(05-14-2009, 06:28 PM)
 
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#26

Originally Posted by MrPing1000:
Looking forward to Creationist Dada
AzureJericho
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(05-14-2009, 06:29 PM)
 
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#27

Originally Posted by Fuu:

Oh boy, this thread will be great.
bdouble
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(05-14-2009, 06:29 PM)
 
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#28

Oh man I thought it was Majesco. Haha. Nice Acti. I see what you were getting at now JDSN.
Haunted
(05-14-2009, 06:31 PM)
 
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#29

Originally Posted by Fuu:
Apparently there are two women on the team.
Science Papa redeemed!



...until I saw the obligatory black guy complete with afro, 70's stache and attitude. >_<
Sadist
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(05-14-2009, 06:31 PM)
 
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#30

Why is Cyclops in the game?
Johann
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(05-14-2009, 06:33 PM)
 
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#31

Cyclops?

I thought he looked like some Mega Man reject.
DanteFox
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(05-14-2009, 06:33 PM)
 
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#32



WOW this game is gonna be amazing.
Acosta
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(05-14-2009, 06:37 PM)
#33

Oh my god at the black guy. WTF?!

Man, this is hilarious, creativity bankrupt at its finest.
grandjedi6
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(05-14-2009, 06:38 PM)
 
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#34

Originally Posted by Fuu:
Apparently there are two women on the team.


You can tell which fields of science they represent just by looking at them
speedpop
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(05-14-2009, 06:38 PM)
 
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#35

The old man on the left is from Back to the Future.
manueldelalas
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(05-14-2009, 06:38 PM)
 
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#36

Originally Posted by RedNumberFive:
If the Nintendo DS has taught me anything, and it hasn't, it's that women can only look forward to a career as an animal doctor, fashion designer, concert promoter, babysitter, wedding designer, cook, movie star, figure skater, rock star, makeup artist, botique owner, or baby making machine.
Funny thing is that games are successful because a lot of women buy them.
DanteFox
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(05-14-2009, 06:42 PM)
 
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#37


Day one.
Xabora
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(05-14-2009, 06:47 PM)
 
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#38

Originally Posted by DanteFox:


WOW this game is gonna be amazing.
Interesting crew.
Parallax
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(05-14-2009, 06:51 PM)
 
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#39

Originally Posted by DanteFox:

Day one.

please tell me thats a maniacal laugh...
Blizzard
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(05-14-2009, 06:52 PM)
 
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#40

Originally Posted by Parallax:
please tell me thats a maniacal laugh...

How about that white silhouette on the right? O_O;
AzureJericho
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(05-14-2009, 06:54 PM)
 
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#41

Originally Posted by Blizzard:
How about that white silhouette on the right? O_O;

Wooooow.
Doc Evils
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(05-14-2009, 06:54 PM)
 
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#42

Originally Posted by DanteFox:

Day one.

Xabora
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(05-14-2009, 06:56 PM)
 
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#43

Originally Posted by Blizzard:
How about that white silhouette on the right? O_O;
O_O
Why did you have to point that out.
RedNumberFive
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(05-14-2009, 06:56 PM)
 
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#44

Originally Posted by Blizzard:
How about that white silhouette on the right? O_O;

It can't be unseen now!
r - b - x
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(05-14-2009, 07:02 PM)
 
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#45

the women are young and the men are older. women are smarter then men! or at least develop faster/earlier. redeemed?
Xabora
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(05-14-2009, 07:03 PM)
 
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#46


Up for grabs!
shidoshi
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(05-14-2009, 07:06 PM)
 
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#47

Originally Posted by RedNumberFive:
If the Nintendo DS has taught me anything, and it hasn't, it's that women can only look forward to a career as an animal doctor, fashion designer, concert promoter, babysitter, wedding designer, cook, movie star, figure skater, rock star, makeup artist, botique owner, or baby making machine.

Thanks for giving me more reason to curse God for making me be born a man! I'm forced to live out my dreams of being the fashion designer / cook / figure skater / rock star / baby making machine that I've always wanted to be vicariously through my DS.
Firestorm
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(05-14-2009, 07:07 PM)
 
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#48

The women have no noses.
g35twinturbo
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(05-14-2009, 07:07 PM)
 
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#49

Originally Posted by JDSN:
Ugh, Activision really has no shame.

you might as well change that Activision to Nintendo also,

they been doing shit like this for years.
ZAK
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(05-14-2009, 07:13 PM)
 
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#50

Originally Posted by DanteFox:


WOW this game is gonna be amazing.
What's the guy on the left looking at?
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