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X26
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(05-16-2009, 06:29 PM)
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I, like many other men, suffer from an embarrassing physical abnormality: puffy nipples. While they can look hot on a woman or at the least normal, on a man it's just a hideous sight and can cripple an indivduals sense of self-worth.

This creates a problem when wearing tight/snug shirts, as the little puffy mounds can become noticeable, and worst of all, it makes outings to the beach or a friends pool a big hassle, with me repeatedly needing to slink away either to pinch them until they get hard or rub them with a cold drink.

Luckily, when sexually aroused my nipples naturally harden, so when intimate I've never had to deal with any nipple related awkwardness (yet), but other than that (and when it's cold) they stay in their puffy state.

I know I can get plastic surgery done, but the money and possible scarring doesn't seem worth it. If there was something I could inject daily I'd be set, but I've never heard of such a thing. I once brought it up at my doctor, and basically he mroe or less said tough luck, think he laughed a bit too the flat nippled bastard.

So tell me fellow puffy gaffers, how do you cope with this?
Costanza
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(05-16-2009, 06:31 PM)
tmi
gdt
blow in her face and
she'll follow you anywhere
(05-16-2009, 06:32 PM)
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:/
hadareud
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(05-16-2009, 06:32 PM)
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you are taking the piss, right?
vas_a_morir
It ain't a request, bitch.
(05-16-2009, 06:32 PM)
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That took guts.
Count Dookkake
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(05-16-2009, 06:32 PM)
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Breast implants.
aznpxdd
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(05-16-2009, 06:33 PM)
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Wear dark color shirts.
Zaraki_Kenpachi
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(05-16-2009, 06:33 PM)
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Ask Cindy Crosby?
bionic77
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(05-16-2009, 06:33 PM)
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You've made a huge mistake.
Tarazet
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(05-16-2009, 06:34 PM)
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Five seconds of googling and you wouldn't have had to post this thread.

http://www.motheringfromtheheart.com/nipletteinfo.htm
Movement
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(05-16-2009, 06:37 PM)
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When they're erect put superglue on them.
agrajag
if I suck dick, are my arguments less valid?
(05-16-2009, 06:38 PM)
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pics or it didn't happen
samus4ever
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(05-16-2009, 06:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by Costanza

tmi

qft
besada
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(05-16-2009, 06:42 PM)
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Pierce your nipples. Duh.
polyh3dron
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(05-16-2009, 06:43 PM)
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X26
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Rorschach
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(05-16-2009, 06:43 PM)
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Carry a picture of Stamos around.
phil-x
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(05-16-2009, 06:44 PM)
crowphoenix
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(05-16-2009, 06:45 PM)
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I recommend training a monkey to sit on your shoulder and tweak them every so often.
MIMIC
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(05-16-2009, 06:45 PM)
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Stop wearing tight shirts?

Oh yeah:

WAT?
Slizz
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(05-16-2009, 06:45 PM)
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pierce them.
StuBurns
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(05-16-2009, 06:46 PM)
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I don't even know what this means.

I'm certainly no Romeo, but I don't think I've ever seen a woman with 'puffy nipples'. I don't know what this even means.
demon
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(05-16-2009, 06:48 PM)
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You have gynecomastia. Get surgery.
Femmeworth
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(05-16-2009, 06:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by stuburns

I don't even know what this means.

I'm certainly no Romeo, but I don't think I've ever seen a woman with 'puffy nipples'. I don't know what this even means.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=puffy+nipples
tekumseh
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(05-16-2009, 06:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by stuburns

I don't even know what this means.

I'm certainly no Romeo, but I don't think I've ever seen a woman with 'puffy nipples'. I don't know what this even means.

Turn your safe search off, then look for pictures of Traci Lords...you're welcome....

EDIT: ARRRGH, beaten....:lol
Ela Hadrun
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(05-16-2009, 06:58 PM)
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undershirt?

If you don't want people to see your nipples, why are you wearing tight shirts? That's what they made tight shirts for; nipples.
Replicant
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There's a duck i-OWWWW
(05-16-2009, 07:00 PM)
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If you're taking steroids, stop it. Guys who take steroids often find that the steroids have a secondary reaction in their body causing puffy nipples. There's hormonal treatment for it not sure of the success rate. Otherwise you may need surgery.

If you're not taking steroids then you're likely have gynecomastia. In that case, you still need a surgery.

In the meantime, well, don't wear tight shirts?
Door2Dawn
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(05-16-2009, 07:00 PM)
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Let me suck on them
mrkgoo
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(05-16-2009, 07:00 PM)

Originally Posted by demon

Originally Posted by X26

PUFFY. MOTHERFUCKING. NIPPLES

Whenever I'm about to go shirtless in public, I have to get away quickly for a minute so I can pinch my nipples until they go erect as to not look like a freak.

sounds like you have gynecomastia, in other words excess glandular tissues, in other words itty bitty titties. you can have it removed with surgery.

De ja vu.
CajoleJuice
(05-16-2009, 07:00 PM)
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You are a braver man than I.
ChryZ
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(05-16-2009, 07:01 PM)
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Move to Antarktica and only pack t-shirts and shorts.
Chemo
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(05-16-2009, 07:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by demon

You have gynecomastia. Get surgery.

There's the solution.

Enjoy your new life.
Banana Kid
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(05-16-2009, 07:03 PM)
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wut
SpeedingUptoStop
will totally Facebook friend you! *giggle* *LOL*
(05-16-2009, 07:04 PM)
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Just wear button ups and call it a day.


Yes, wear button ups in the pool.
Rorschach
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(05-16-2009, 07:10 PM)
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demon
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(05-16-2009, 07:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by mrkgoo

De ja vu.

:lol this guy just won't learn.
i_am_ben
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(05-16-2009, 07:16 PM)
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sometimes when i go swimming in winter my nipples get really red and sore :(
Dead Man
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(05-16-2009, 07:18 PM)
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Is this what you mean?

http://www.gynecomnastia.info/



Meh, don't see the big deal.
X26
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(05-16-2009, 07:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by mrkgoo

De ja vu.

Whoa, must've forgot that I've posted this before. And I don't think it's gynecomastia because aside from the nips my upper body seems normal but I guess it won't hurt to bring it up next time.
ravien56
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(05-16-2009, 07:27 PM)

Originally Posted by idahoblue

Is this what you mean?

http://www.gynecomnastia.info/



Meh, don't see the big deal.

yea neither, who gives a fuck
Count Dookkake
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(05-16-2009, 07:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by X26

Whoa, must've forgot that I've posted this before. And I don't think it's gynecomastia because aside from the nips my upper body seems normal but I guess it won't hurt to bring it up next time.

Mammary and memory problems.
Solo
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(05-16-2009, 07:30 PM)
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Oh man, the visual of you slinking away at the beach to rub your nipples with a cold drink is priceless
Dead Man
I got d 2 tha eepdicked
d-e-e-p-d-i-c-k-e-d
(05-16-2009, 07:38 PM)
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Actually, all you need is a professional tweaker...
Escape Goat
(05-16-2009, 07:50 PM)
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:lol

whats with GAF threads today
vpance
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(05-16-2009, 07:51 PM)
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RedShift
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(05-16-2009, 08:18 PM)
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After reading this thread I read some of the bumped confessions thread. It isn't the first time the OP has mentioned his problem to GAF.
samus4ever
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(05-16-2009, 08:49 PM)
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Is this Simon Cowell?
Binabik15
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(05-16-2009, 08:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by X26

Whoa, must've forgot that I've posted this before. And I don't think it's gynecomastia because aside from the nips my upper body seems normal but I guess it won't hurt to bring it up next time.


Well, thatīs what gynecomastia basically is:lol Fat and/or tissue that wont go away without surgery.

Meh, I also have puffy nippels and it sucks.

Pro-tip: Hair spray on nipples. No, seriously. I think I read it on GAF, but it works. :D
titiklabingapat
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(05-16-2009, 08:52 PM)
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I have four nipples.
WickedAngel
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(05-16-2009, 08:57 PM)

Originally Posted by idahoblue

Is this what you mean?

http://www.gynecomnastia.info/



Meh, don't see the big deal.

The big deal is a bit more obvious on the left side of the pic than the right. It's not just the nipple; his peck has a soft slope on the bottom like a woman's breast would have.

It's not something that he could fix without surgery.

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