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gdt
blow in her face and
she'll follow you anywhere
(05-27-2009, 11:26 PM)
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ahem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY

Jesus christ FIVE blades.
Escape Goat
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(05-27-2009, 11:28 PM)
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wat
Costanza
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(05-27-2009, 11:29 PM)
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Powerslave
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(05-27-2009, 11:30 PM)
Gillette: It makes your tree look taller.
StoOgE
First tragedy, then farce.
(05-27-2009, 11:30 PM)
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holy shit, this is real. It's on their website :lol
Max@GC
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(05-27-2009, 11:31 PM)
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Fresh vid. :lol
Cornballer
foul temptress
(05-27-2009, 11:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by gdt5016

Jesus christ FIVE blades.

Gillette: The best a man can...get the hell away from my junk with that thing!
batbeg
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(05-27-2009, 11:33 PM)
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Man, that guy fucking loved applying that moisturizer.
SnakeswithLasers
If I want to pay a black man $20 to suck him off in a public bathroom, by God and Country, I SHALL.
(05-27-2009, 11:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by gdt5016

ahem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY

Jesus christ FIVE blades.

Even in their video that fifth blade doesn't end up cutting ANYTHING. It's just dangerous over-compensation.
chubigans
y'all should be ashamed
(05-27-2009, 11:38 PM)
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Anything with five blades gives me immediate license to post this link:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
Souldriver
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(05-27-2009, 11:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by chubigans

Anything with five blades gives me immediate license to post this link:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

:lol

The article title alone had me laughing out loud.
ZROCOOL
aka II VerTigo II
(05-27-2009, 11:44 PM)
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:lol :lol wtf
Fenderputty
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(05-27-2009, 11:48 PM)
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:lol

On a serious note, shaving one's ball sack is easier when they are in the "tucked" position. If your boys are hanging, you need to stretch the skin tight.
NarcissisticJay
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(05-27-2009, 11:51 PM)

Originally Posted by Fenderputty

:lol

On a serious note, shaving one's ball sack is easier when they are in the "tucked" position. If your boys are hanging, you need to stretch the skin tight.

Im with ya, but shaving the boys is a must.. and I live in florida... Seriously have NEVER shaved my boys and not had a small amount of blood :(
benjipwns
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(05-27-2009, 11:53 PM)
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Somewhat reminds me of this: http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/index_bg.html
Gillete needs a music video.
TurtleSnatcher
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(05-27-2009, 11:54 PM)
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Shaveeverywhere.com is better..

Phillips lawl'd me a few years back with that.
Extollere
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(05-27-2009, 11:54 PM)

Originally Posted by chubigans

Anything with five blades gives me immediate license to post this link:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

:lol
Zeliard
another, slower tempo, made half of dreams
(05-27-2009, 11:54 PM)
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The Onion. :lol :lol
Youta Mottenai
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(05-28-2009, 12:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by chubigans

Anything with five blades gives me immediate license to post this link:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

If you aren't on board, then fuck you. And if you're on the board, then fuck you and your father.

:lol :lol
SRG01
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(05-28-2009, 12:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by chubigans

Anything with five blades gives me immediate license to post this link:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

I could've sworn they went with the two aloe strips too...
soul creator
at 10 you suck
at 9 you're f*cked
at 8 you're a sucker
at 7 a motherf*cker
(05-28-2009, 12:14 AM)
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hah, I was actually watching the very first episode of SNL the other day and they did a parody of "multi-blade razor" commercials

Announcer: The Triple-Trac. Because you'll believe anything.

Nemo
Will Eat Your Children
(05-28-2009, 12:16 AM)
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awesome thread :lol
Smiles and Cries
To hell with Bono,
here's a worthy cause.
(05-28-2009, 12:19 AM)
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I knew this
Doc Evils
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(05-28-2009, 12:30 AM)
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This is all you need:

[IMG]http://i43.************/k3kdoh.jpg[/IMG]
bard
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(05-28-2009, 12:31 AM)
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I do so love The Onion.

I believe it was Denis Leary who said he spends most of his time keeping sharp objects AWAY from that part of his body. Five razor blades + testicles = no.
Munin
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(05-28-2009, 12:36 AM)
I'm not sure what everybody's problem with five blades is. Sure, it's overkill, but from my own experience I haven't actually seen how it's more "dangerous". I've noticed I have a far higher chance of cutting myself with less blades.
burnfout
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(05-28-2009, 12:45 AM)
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Been shaving for years and years now, just in the shower without gel or moisturizing . Gillete power is really sweet though, it really helps!
hateradio
The Most Dangerous Yes Man
(05-28-2009, 12:54 AM)
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Originally Posted by benjipwns

Somewhat reminds me of this: http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/index_bg.html
Gillete needs a music video.

wow... :lol
aoi tsuki
(05-28-2009, 12:56 AM)
Meh. Trim the area around the stump, shave the low-hanging fruit. Unless you don't have very hairy legs or shave them, bald pubes + hairy legs = a fucking hipster.
krae_man
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(05-28-2009, 12:57 AM)
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IS this a UK thing?

Cuse I've seen this already:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbXwzqlqsU

www.shaveeverywhere.com

Edit: Beaten

I'll post this then:

http://www.ffk-wilkinson.com/
IamMattFox
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(05-28-2009, 01:08 AM)
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I only use those types of razors on my face.

It's all straight razor action for my groin.
SRG01
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(05-28-2009, 01:10 AM)
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So, if I don't have that much hair on my legs, should I shave that too?
Toby
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(05-28-2009, 05:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by benjipwns

Somewhat reminds me of this: http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/index_bg.html
Gillete needs a music video.

Might have to try this. Site is hilarious.
SapientWolf
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(05-28-2009, 05:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by NarcissisticJay

Im with ya, but shaving the boys is a must.. and I live in florida... Seriously have NEVER shaved my boys and not had a small amount of blood :(

Clippers on the patch, clip diagonally to avoid ingrown hairs. Dull safety razor on the junk. Then splash some Aqua Velva on the boys when you're done.
Narag
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(05-28-2009, 05:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by Toby

Might have to try this. Site is hilarious.

I have one of those. Its served me well.
SapientWolf
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(05-28-2009, 05:23 AM)
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Gif request at 0:48-0:50.
DemiMatt
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(05-28-2009, 05:28 AM)
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Sheesh, how do the five blades minimize skin destruction @_@
Mistouze
user-friendly man-cashews
(05-28-2009, 05:32 AM)
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No razors near my dick!! Anyway I usually let chicks handle triming my pubes.
agrajag
if I suck dick, are my arguments less valid?
(05-28-2009, 05:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by NarcissisticJay

Im with ya, but shaving the boys is a must.. and I live in florida... Seriously have NEVER shaved my boys and not had a small amount of blood :(

you're doing it wrong


Originally Posted by Doc Evils

This is all you need:

[IMG]http://i43.************/k3kdoh.jpg[/IMG]


this thing sucks
K.Jack
Knowledge is power, guard it well
(05-28-2009, 05:37 AM)
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A Philips Norelco Bodygroom is all you need.
2 Minutes Turkish
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(05-28-2009, 05:38 AM)
I use the Gillete Fusion to shave my balls, and trim around my dick.

No issues....yet.

It's the electric clippers that can do damage let me tell you.
RadioHeadAche
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(05-28-2009, 05:48 AM)
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Too close, too close!
traynuvthawt
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(05-28-2009, 05:53 AM)
Straight up, i'm scared shitless to shave down there. Don't care if that makes me a pussy or not, but I just can't muster up the courage to put a blade near my cock. I don't like it when I knick my face, I damn sure ain't going to like it if I knick my wedding tackle.
Movement
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(05-28-2009, 05:54 AM)
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Damn, I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
kozmo7
Truly deserves to shoot laserbeams from his eyes
(05-28-2009, 06:11 AM)
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Funny thing, I tried to locate that huge 'shave your balls' thread we had on here last year. Thing had a ton of great tips in there.
CygnusXS
will gain confidence one day
(05-28-2009, 06:19 AM)
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I stopped shaving with a razor down there a while ago. Couldn't take the itchiness. Now I just do a close trim with a small pair of dull scissors. Takes a little longer but feels better (and safer) all around.
dabig2
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(05-28-2009, 06:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by kozmo7

Funny thing, I tried to locate that huge 'shave your balls' thread we had on here last year. Thing had a ton of great tips in there.


I remember immediately after reading that thread I shaved my entire groin area. It was an experience.
Rewrite
Not as deep as he thinks
(05-28-2009, 06:24 AM)
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This was brilliant. :lol

Edit:

:lol :lol @ The Onion article.

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