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godhandiscen
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(06-16-2009, 09:33 AM)
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GAF, this girl I am dating has a problem with spiders crawling on top of her bed every now and then. The room is clean but the freaking spiders just keep showing up. I have done a small internet research, but nothing clear came up. Is there any sort of spray or product that I can use to apply to the covers so that the spiders will stay away?
MutFox
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(06-16-2009, 09:35 AM)
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Fill the room with poison gas.
FunBoy
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(06-16-2009, 09:36 AM)
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Eat them in your sleep!
RevenantKioku
PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
(06-16-2009, 09:36 AM)
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GO SEE A DOCTOR!
xelios
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(06-16-2009, 09:36 AM)
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Put fly paper around the entire perimeter of the bed?

Dunno. The obvious answer is call an exterminator.
Hitman
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(06-16-2009, 09:37 AM)
Try having sex with the spider, that'll get em out of your bed.
Angry Grimace
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(06-16-2009, 09:38 AM)
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Exterminator.

Also, get the fuck out of that place.
superbank
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(06-16-2009, 09:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by xelios

Put fly paper around the entire perimeter of the bed?

But they can repel from the ceiling!
MrFingers
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(06-16-2009, 09:42 AM)
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Shalashaska
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(06-16-2009, 09:43 AM)
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Dunno but let me know. I got bit by one in my bed and I freaked out and completely cleaned out my room and thought was the end of it. One week later another stupid bugger bit me in my bed again. Haven't had a problem since then but I wasn't too happy.
xelios
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(06-16-2009, 09:44 AM)
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Man I hate when I read something about spiders before bed. Now I won't be able to sleep; I'll be too paranoid looking under the sheets and around the baseboards for those SOBs.
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(06-16-2009, 09:46 AM)
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[IMG]http://i43.************/adc178.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://i44.************/nee0k4.jpg[/IMG]
PhoenixDark
(06-16-2009, 09:46 AM)
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Pics of the girl first, then we give advice. You know the rules
shagg_187
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(06-16-2009, 09:47 AM)
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Good god! As soon as i saw a white clock, I knew what lied ahead of me.

Goodnight :'(
xelios
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(06-16-2009, 09:48 AM)
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Sweet dreams. Don't let the big hairy spiders bite.
Lakitu
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(06-16-2009, 09:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by SHOTEH FOCK OP

scary images

Why did you post this.
Tntnnbltn
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(06-16-2009, 09:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by Lakitu

Why did you post this.

*cue birdeatingspider.gif*

NameGenerated
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(06-16-2009, 09:55 AM)
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More like spidereatingbird.gif, amirite?!
Whimsical Phil
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(06-16-2009, 09:55 AM)
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Always-honest
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(06-16-2009, 09:56 AM)
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FTUTA
jarosh
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(06-16-2009, 09:57 AM)
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don't click
Yagharek
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(06-16-2009, 10:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by godhandiscen

GAF, this girl I am dating has a problem with spiders crawling on top of her bed every now and then. The room is clean but the freaking spiders just keep showing up. I have done a small internet research, but nothing clear came up. Is there any sort of spray or product that I can use to apply to the covers so that the spiders will stay away?

If the place is safe enough for spiders to crawl around in, it is a good bet that there arent that many nasty chemicals in the area. Enjoy the fresh country air while youre at it..
Ashodin
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(06-16-2009, 10:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by jarosh

don't click

you keep it the same year after year. bravo!
Tntnnbltn
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(06-16-2009, 10:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by NameGenerated

More like spidereatingbird.gif, amirite?!

Bird-eating spider. Spider eating bird. We both win. :D
pringles
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(06-16-2009, 10:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by RandomVince

If the place is safe enough for spiders to crawl around in, it is a good bet that there arent that many nasty chemicals in the area. Enjoy the fresh country air while youre at it..

I'd much rather swim around in nasty chemicals than have spiders in my bed.

Originally Posted by jarosh

don't click

WTF you bastard. that is the nastiest shit I've seen. I know you said don't click but I didn't think it could be that bad. fuck.
Aske
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(06-16-2009, 10:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by godhandiscen

GAF, this girl I am dating has a problem with spiders crawling on top of her bed every now and then. The room is clean but the freaking spiders just keep showing up. I have done a small internet research, but nothing clear came up. Is there any sort of spray or product that I can use to apply to the covers so that the spiders will stay away?


Originally Posted by Shalashaska

Dunno but let me know. I got bit by one in my bed and I freaked out and completely cleaned out my room and thought was the end of it. One week later another stupid bugger bit me in my bed again. Haven't had a problem since then but I wasn't too happy.

You both have spider nests in your mattresses.
GDGF
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(06-16-2009, 10:12 AM)
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To catch a spider you must first think like a spider.
BlueTsunami
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(06-16-2009, 10:13 AM)
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Only once I've felt a spider crawling on me while I was in bed (right over my bare chest). I made a heavy "heaaa heaaaaaaa heaaaaaaaaaaaaa" sound as I swatted at the trespasser limp wristedly. Then fell back to sleep.
Truant
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(06-16-2009, 10:13 AM)
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Give her a sex change operation.

Spiders like dark, hot, and moist places
Cdammen
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(06-16-2009, 10:14 AM)
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They are in the bed! Crawling around in there plotting your demise.
Rewrite
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(06-16-2009, 10:15 AM)
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Did someone say spider?

[IMG]http://i42.************/25ime85.jpg[/IMG]

lol, but seriously an exterminator would help!
GDGF
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(06-16-2009, 10:16 AM)
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Spiders are awesome looking :)
Tntnnbltn
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(06-16-2009, 10:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by Truant

Give her a sex change operation.

Spiders like dark, hot, and moist places

I've got bad news for you.
BlueTsunami
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(06-16-2009, 10:18 AM)
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[IMG]http://i42.************/xoirll.jpg[/IMG]
Rewrite
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(06-16-2009, 10:18 AM)
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LOL wow. You've got me beat, BlueTsunami.
Jinfash
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(06-16-2009, 10:19 AM)
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She must learn to LOVE them, like in the movies.
ZombieSupaStar
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(06-16-2009, 10:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by BlueTsunami

ceiling vagina

eep!
Everdred
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(06-16-2009, 10:23 AM)
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My body feels itchy after seeing all these pictures.
Jill Sandwich
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(06-16-2009, 10:23 AM)
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Play loud rock music and it'll piss the spider off and keep him away. Spiders hate hair metal.
BlueTsunami
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(06-16-2009, 10:24 AM)
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Imagine being 12 years old, taking a shit at camp and that ceiling of spiders just collapsing on you. I think I would curl my hands into fists and yell "Whyyyyyyyy!?", then black out.
Rewrite
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(06-16-2009, 10:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by BlueTsunami

Imagine being 12 years old, taking a shit at camp and that ceiling of spiders just collapsing on you. I think I would curl my hands into fists and yell "Whyyyyyyyy!?", then black out.

Fuck that. :lol Anyone would be scarred for life.

[IMG]http://i43.************/6rqcd5.jpg[/IMG]
Jinfash
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(06-16-2009, 10:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by strange_booj

My body feels itchy after seeing all these pictures.

[IMG]http://i44.************/jizu2x.jpg[/IMG]

Though not technically a spider.
Tntnnbltn
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(06-16-2009, 10:30 AM)
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My body feels itchy after seeing all these pictures.

That means it probably laid eggs.
Yagharek
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(06-16-2009, 10:48 AM)
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First day at my current job I had to help clean out a large metal pan that had been upside down for 18 months or so. This is in the Melbourne outer suburbs. And it had been quite warm there, so these pans were making great shade for bugs and spiders. Turned it over and I reckon there were a dozen or more redback spiders, some of them were the fattest fuckers Ive ever seen (abdomen about 3-4cm diameter). One of them had even managed to kill and capture a skink (small lizard, fast, 15 cm long).

And then I had to help clean out another 5 of these pans. :lol
DieNgamers
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(06-16-2009, 10:53 AM)
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Yeah, nasty little things. But remember, they just want to live a good life like you and me!
Shoogoo
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(06-16-2009, 11:02 AM)
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Originally Posted by DieNgamers

Yeah, nasty little things. But remember, they just want to live a good life like you and me!
[IM]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/spiders_small.jpg[/IMG]

Oh god that's a fucking army!
miyuru
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(06-16-2009, 11:04 AM)
how do they get so big????
KTallguy
(06-16-2009, 11:05 AM)
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Why oh why did I click on this thre*HORFFFF*
Rewrite
Not as deep as he thinks
(06-16-2009, 11:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by KTallguy

Why oh why did I click on this thre*HORFFFF*

Hahaha. You better not look again!
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