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Dot50Cal
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(07-11-2009, 01:02 AM)
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A friend sent some photos he took my way and its just lowered my faith in humanity a bit more. I thought I'd share.








Why, why would someone do this to themselves?
sarcastor
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(07-11-2009, 01:05 AM)
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maybe she's too fat to fit between the doors?
Escape Goat
(07-11-2009, 01:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by sarcastor

maybe she's too fat to fit between the doors?


more like why is she eating at Burger King if she cant fit through the doors?
lennedsay
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(07-11-2009, 01:06 AM)
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I think she's the Burger Queen.

Edit: Husband just reminded me that we have pics on our cell phones of someone driving their motorized scooter up to the drive-thru ATM, but she was just old, not fat. The scooter had hella flags all over it and she was wearing a helmet. Will post if I can find them.

Edit Edit:
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tarius1210
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(07-11-2009, 01:06 AM)
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OMG
:lol :lol :lol
Count Dookkake
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(07-11-2009, 01:07 AM)
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'...and a Diet Coke.'
MindCollizion
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(07-11-2009, 01:08 AM)
That's hilarious, but on a side note: On that last picture, is that drive thru window being held together with tape?!?!
Wes
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(07-11-2009, 01:09 AM)
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Seems like she's offed her famous father to use his scooter.
salva
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(07-11-2009, 01:09 AM)
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Is she giving the fist in the last pic?
dragonlife
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(07-11-2009, 01:10 AM)
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Was she about to flip your friend off in the last one?
TheWesker
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(07-11-2009, 01:10 AM)
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Is she flippin the bird in the last pic?
agrajag
if I suck dick, are my arguments less valid?
(07-11-2009, 01:11 AM)
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Somebody photoshop that old man on the scooter in there
demon
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(07-11-2009, 01:11 AM)
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Is he/she giving the camera the finger in the last pic? :lol


to answer your question, I think some people are just so far-gone that they just don't care.
Uncle
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(07-11-2009, 01:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by demon

Is he/she giving the camera the finger in the last pic? :lol


I thought it was more of a "Fuck yeah, burgers!" gesture.
Dot50Cal
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(07-11-2009, 01:12 AM)
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I'm pretty sure is flipping them off. My friend was in another car, so he doesn't know for sure. But it would be awesome if she was giving them "the fist".
alterno69
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(07-11-2009, 01:12 AM)
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Is she fli....


Nice find :lol
DY_nasty
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(07-11-2009, 01:12 AM)
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This could've been slipped into the 'pictures that make you laugh' thread
Norante
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(07-11-2009, 01:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by Count Dookkake

'...and a Diet Coke.'

If I worked at McDonalds and a fine lady like that ordered "2 Big Macs with extra everything... large! large fries, and 5 miniburgers", then went to complete the order with "and a Diet Coke please", I swear... I'd fill the cup with grease instead.

How's that for a diet drink?! huh?? Huh???
Slayer-33
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(07-11-2009, 01:13 AM)
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lol wow.
speculawyer
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(07-11-2009, 01:15 AM)
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:lol :lol :lol

Ain't that America. Ice Cream, McDonalds, a Dollar store . . . and a fat lady in a Rascal wheelchair going through a drive-thru at Burger King .

(And you know she can walk, she is just too damn fat & lazy.)

Seriously . . . is anyone surprised this country is in so much trouble now?
Last edited by speculawyer; 07-11-2009 at 01:19 AM.
Kastro
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(07-11-2009, 01:15 AM)

Originally Posted by Dot50Cal

:lol
Anasui Kishibe
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(07-11-2009, 01:16 AM)
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if she falls from the scooter, she dies?
1-D_FTW
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(07-11-2009, 01:18 AM)
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The last picture is fantastic.

There's pictures from all kinds of angles. Can only imagine this woman ordering while your friend is laughing his ass off and racing to get into position for the next shot.

And it culminates in a glorious finale.
agrajag
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(07-11-2009, 01:19 AM)
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Like my nanna said, "if you want things done right, you gotta do it yourself."

chubigans
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(07-11-2009, 01:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by agrajag

Like my nanna said, "if you want things done right, you gotta do it yourself."

Ah, beat me to it.

agrajag
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(07-11-2009, 01:21 AM)
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It begins. :D
UraMallas
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(07-11-2009, 01:23 AM)
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Originally Posted by chubigans

Ah, beat me to it.

And here. We. Go.
Slayer-33
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(07-11-2009, 01:27 AM)
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oshi this just got real
joelseph
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(07-11-2009, 01:27 AM)
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We have come to stalking overweight individuals at fast food restaurants with our cell phone cameras so that online message boards can add even more insult through the deft use of photoshop. Great thread.
Garcia
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(07-11-2009, 01:30 AM)
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Oh America.... :lol
titiklabingapat
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(07-11-2009, 01:31 AM)
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I'm surprised they let her order.

They won't serve people on foot, bicycles, scooters(vespas, etc) and motorcycles around here.
Darko
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(07-11-2009, 01:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dot50Cal

http://dot50cal.the-horror.com/gaf/whatisthisidonteven/Picture012-1.jpg

:lol :lol :lol :lol
TheClimaxan
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(07-11-2009, 01:34 AM)
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Somebody please shop some Mario Karts into this. Please oh please oh please.
Aaron Strife
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(07-11-2009, 01:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by titiklabingapat

I'm surprised they let her order.

They won't serve people on foot, bicycles, scooters(vespas, etc) and motorcycles around here.

I think they serve walkers in the drive-thru whenever the store is closed for some restaurants. At least here, anyway.
Operations
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(07-11-2009, 01:35 AM)
Great pics :lol
Slayer-33
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(07-11-2009, 01:36 AM)
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[IMG]http://i30.************/2i9jkvr.jpg[/IMG]
Windu
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(07-11-2009, 01:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dot50Cal

lol is she flipping the camera off?
Rewrite
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(07-11-2009, 01:38 AM)
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:lol :lol :lol :lol

Omg I love you GAF.
SnakeswithLasers
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(07-11-2009, 01:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by joelseph

We have come to stalking overweight individuals at fast food restaurants with our cell phone cameras so that online message boards can add even more insult through the deft use of photoshop. Great thread.

:lol ah, internet.
t4ng0
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(07-11-2009, 01:38 AM)
This makes me madder than fish grease.
Giganticus
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(07-11-2009, 01:40 AM)
I finally realised why they get a diet coke.

they don't care about sugar making them fat, they just have diabetes.

Truly a revelation for me right now.
Dot50Cal
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(07-11-2009, 01:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by joelseph

We have come to stalking overweight individuals at fast food restaurants with our cell phone cameras so that online message boards can add even more insult through the deft use of photoshop. Great thread.

What a glorious time we live in. Now, if you are being an idiot in public, chances are that people will be there to capture it.

Originally Posted by titiklabingapat

I'm surprised they let her order.

They won't serve people on foot, bicycles, scooters(vespas, etc) and motorcycles around here.

Friend says they we're arguing about it at the window :lol
Last edited by Dot50Cal; 07-11-2009 at 01:45 AM.
szhred
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(07-11-2009, 01:47 AM)
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hhaha!!! Nice with the photoshop:D
Count Dookkake
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(07-11-2009, 01:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by joelseph

We have come to stalking overweight individuals at fast food restaurants with our cell phone cameras so that online message boards can add even more insult through the deft use of photoshop. Great thread.

So do you prefer the Rascal or the Lark?
Anasui Kishibe
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(07-11-2009, 01:50 AM)
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fuck I forgot to reinstall PS after the last install. Ah well, next time
Slayer-33
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(07-11-2009, 01:50 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dot50Cal

Friend says they we're arguing about it at the window :lol


:lol :lol :lol
Rewrite
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(07-11-2009, 01:51 AM)
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It's been a while since we've had a Photoshop thread!
Rorschach
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(07-11-2009, 01:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by demon

Is he/she giving the camera the finger in the last pic? :lol

:lol I thought she was eating a french fry. Like she couldn't wait.
Brian Fellows
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(07-11-2009, 01:55 AM)
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"We"? Speak for yourself. I dont look anything like. I just spent and hour playing basketball in 85 degree weather on a hot ass blacktop court. I just sweat off about 10lbs I think.
wenis
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(07-11-2009, 01:56 AM)
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It's been a while since we've had a Photoshop thread!




just popped into my head.

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