Gears of War 2 in Japan "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

GhostSeed · (07-14-2009, 05:18 AM)

http://game.watch.impress.co.jp/docs...13_302034.html

Danthrax · (07-14-2009, 05:19 AM)

saved for future photoshopping purposes

Cat in the Hat · (07-14-2009, 05:20 AM)

oooo this could be good

jts · (07-14-2009, 05:21 AM)

Subscribed just in case.

bishoptl · (07-14-2009, 05:22 AM)

ditto

pseudocaesar · (07-14-2009, 05:22 AM)

Great teeth.

Nicko · (07-14-2009, 05:23 AM)

Haha! I am sure this is going to be a good thread

Who is that guy in the suit? Japanese Pee Wee?

No_Style · (07-14-2009, 05:23 AM)

Japanese Pee Wee Herman?

Snowden · 05:53 AM

-PXG- · (07-14-2009, 05:24 AM)

ntb825 · (07-14-2009, 05:26 AM)

The guy on the right has tons of fillings and shit.

Brush your fucking teeth. Shit.

AnkitT · (07-14-2009, 05:26 AM)

at the guy to the right holding the DVD

SuperEnemyCrab · (07-14-2009, 05:26 AM)

Oh snap, it's a Japanese Pee-Wee Herman.

Sho_Nuff82 · (07-14-2009, 05:27 AM)

Originally Posted by Snowden:

That's for Pearl Harbor, assholes.

Yuck.

Where's that gif of Sulu laughing and suddenly stopping? That's what this pic reminds me of.

Lebron · (07-14-2009, 05:27 AM)

Originally Posted by ntb825:

The guy on the right has tons of fillings and shit.

Brush your fucking teeth. Shit.

This

NeoUltima · (07-14-2009, 05:27 AM)

edit: holy shit @ large bald overall dude

MightyHedgehog · (07-14-2009, 05:28 AM)

Okay, just who the hell are these people, anyway?

Revolutionary · (07-14-2009, 05:28 AM)

Originally Posted by SuperEnemyCrab:

Oh snap, it's a Japanese Pee-Wee Herman.

That's exactly what I thought of as well.

Bring on the Photoshops!

And the guy on the right is totally giving me a "Girl who never closes her mouth" vibe.

RobertM · (07-14-2009, 05:29 AM)

That man has some pretty bad cavity.

Troidal · (07-14-2009, 05:29 AM)

Thread title fail.

Should've been Gears of Waaaaaaahhhhh

The_Inquisitor · (07-14-2009, 05:29 AM)

Originally Posted by MightyHedgehog:

Okay, just who the hell are these people, anyway?

Omg, is his head absorbing the headset?

-PXG- · (07-14-2009, 05:29 AM)

Originally Posted by MightyHedgehog:

Okay, just who the hell are these people, anyway?

Who or WHAT the fuck is that thing in the middle? Some shit out of Total Recall or something. God DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!

dragonflys545 · (07-14-2009, 05:29 AM)

Originally Posted by MightyHedgehog:

Okay, just who the hell are these people, anyway?

Holy shit the dude in the middle...

dragonflys545 · (07-14-2009, 05:31 AM)

3 quotes at the same time

Cat in the Hat · (07-14-2009, 05:31 AM)

I guess everyone thought the same thing

Sho_Nuff82 · (07-14-2009, 05:32 AM)

The shadow on the guy on the right's pants make it look as if he's pissed himself.

Who thought these promo outfits were a good idea? It's like the Japanese are making fun of what they think the average American Gears of War player looks like.

-PXG- · (07-14-2009, 05:33 AM)

So many potential avatars/ photoshops from these pics. My head is going to explode any minute

Shadow780 · (07-14-2009, 05:35 AM)

The fat dude~

mujun · (07-14-2009, 05:36 AM)

Originally Posted by MightyHedgehog:

Okay, just who the hell are these people, anyway?

Japanese "celebrities". Most of the people on TV in Japan are talentless people who get there god fucking knows how.

Most of the singers can't sing, dancers can't dance, actors can't act, etc. They all do everything as well, you aren't just a "singer" you are a "celebrity" and get parts in tv shows, a chance to sing, etc just because you are famous.

Sure there is probably heaps of talent here like anywhere, thing is it hardly ever seems to rise to the top.

·feist· · (07-14-2009, 05:37 AM)

This ought to be a good one.

Kandrick · (07-14-2009, 05:37 AM)

Originally Posted by mujun:

Japanese "celebrities". Most of the people on TV in Japan are talentless people who get there god fucking knows how.

Most of the singers can't sing, dancers can't dance, actors can't act, etc. They all do everything as well, you aren't just a "singer" you are a "celebrity" and get parts in tv shows, a chance to sing, etc just because you are famous.

Sure there is probably heaps of talent here like anywhere, thing is it hardly ever seems to rise to the top.

Just like TV everywhere else.

~Devil Trigger~ · (07-14-2009, 05:39 AM)

Epic Photoshop material

MS marketting does it again!!!

-PXG- · (07-14-2009, 05:39 AM)

Okay, I have a mission for you GAF:

With your amazing and God-like Photoshop skills, I ask that you somehow merge these three photos together.

THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING

REBEL 1

ACTION!!!!

MightyHedgehog · (07-14-2009, 05:39 AM)

Originally Posted by mujun:

Japanese "celebrities". Most of the people on TV in Japan are talentless people who get there god fucking knows how.

Most of the singers can't sing, dancers can't dance, actors can't act, etc. They all do everything as well, you aren't just a "singer" you are a "celebrity" and get parts in tv shows, a chance to sing, etc just because you are famous.

Sure there is probably heaps of talent here like anywhere, thing is it hardly ever seems to rise to the top.

So, like, a bunch of Japanese Jamie Kennedy/Jimmy Fallon-types to promote the game's release?

GhostSeed · 05:43 AM

dragonflys545 · (07-14-2009, 05:41 AM)

Originally Posted by GhostSeed:

Wow, Thanks now i can have a good night sleep.

johnFkennedy · (07-14-2009, 05:41 AM)

Originally Posted by dragonflys545:

3 quotes at the same time

All three were asshole posts. Are we making fun of people because they're overweight now? Isn't that a bannable offense?

Danthrax · (07-14-2009, 05:43 AM)

Originally Posted by dragonflys545:

wow thx now i can have a good night sleep.

fixed for greater GAF authenticity

infinityBCRT · (07-14-2009, 05:45 AM)

Originally Posted by GhostSeed:

http://game.watch.impress.co.jp/docs...13_302034.html

The translator needs to be shopped in there

-PXG- · (07-14-2009, 05:46 AM)

Originally Posted by infinityBCRT:

The translator needs to be shopped in there

No please no

jaydogg691 · (07-14-2009, 05:47 AM)

Originally Posted by GhostSeed:

Cat in the Hat · (07-14-2009, 05:48 AM)

chubigans · (07-14-2009, 05:49 AM)

Fox the Sly · (07-14-2009, 05:49 AM)

Originally Posted by johnFkennedy:

All three were asshole posts. Are we making fun of people because they're overweight now? Isn't that a bannable offense?

ITT: We've never seen fat people.

EmCeeGramr · (07-14-2009, 05:51 AM)

Cat in the Hat · (07-14-2009, 05:51 AM)

Bwahahahahahaha

Ronin · (07-14-2009, 05:52 AM)

USD · (07-14-2009, 05:53 AM)

Zefah · (07-14-2009, 05:53 AM)

The guy on the left is the other half of the comedy duo starring that Arita guy who is in the Gamecenter CX games for anyone who has played those...

Shadowlink · (07-14-2009, 05:53 AM)