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Costanza
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(07-23-2009, 04:06 PM)


Most male birds do not have a penis, but some that do seem to make up for the rest. The Argentine lake duck’s penis is shaped like a corkscrew and can extend to 17 inches. Seventeen. Inches. The bird is only about 16 inches tall.

Argentine lake ducks practice forced copulation and the females are often observed trying to get away. Possibly the long penis evolved to make reaching a female easier. Or conversely, the long penis could be the reason the females try to escape.

Source (+ a few other strange anatomical features of birds, none as interesting as this one)

I bet most of us wish we could be that much of a grower.
Veidt
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(07-23-2009, 04:06 PM)
Now that's a flying cock.
shinshero
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(07-23-2009, 04:07 PM)
It looks like a worm.
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(07-23-2009, 04:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jibril

Now that's a flying cock.

:lol :lol :lol

Thread is HOT
sprsk
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(07-23-2009, 04:08 PM)
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Cocks are not ducks.
Jet Grind Radio!
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(07-23-2009, 04:08 PM)
Looks like someone's gonna get ducked.
Veidt
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(07-23-2009, 04:09 PM)

Originally Posted by sprsk

Cocks are not ducks.

well, I guess I ran amuck.
Tobor
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(07-23-2009, 04:09 PM)
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He's in the water all day. How is there no shrinkage?
rodzee
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(07-23-2009, 04:09 PM)
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just like left 4 head
TheOddOne
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(07-23-2009, 04:10 PM)
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Wonder what it taste like when its cooked.
Phoenix
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(07-23-2009, 04:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Tobor

He's in the water all day. How is there no shrinkage?


That IS with shrinkage...
levious
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(07-23-2009, 04:11 PM)
so how many animals have a corkscrew penis? I only knew of pigs before.
YYZ
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(07-23-2009, 04:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by TheOddOne

Wonder what it taste like when its cooked.

like a delicious sausage.
Degen
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(07-23-2009, 04:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jet Grind Radio!

Looks like someone's gonna get ducked.

You know the drill.
Veidt
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(07-23-2009, 04:12 PM)

Originally Posted by levious

so how many animals have a corkscrew penis? I only knew of pigs before.

I feel like an idiot. I swear, I didn't even know that some birds and reptiles had penises.:lol
I thought none of them had one. Interesting really.
Askani
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(07-23-2009, 04:13 PM)
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Brings new meaning to the phrase "Screwing".
DanDeschain
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(07-23-2009, 04:13 PM)
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That's nuts.
oxrock
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(07-23-2009, 04:14 PM)
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I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
Leonsito
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(07-23-2009, 04:14 PM)
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Smokeeer !
Schmitty07
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(07-23-2009, 04:14 PM)

Originally Posted by rodzee

just like left 4 head

I really wish I didn't know what you were talking about
Tobor
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(07-23-2009, 04:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Phoenix

That IS with shrinkage...

0.O
Desiato
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(07-23-2009, 04:15 PM)
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Meh, it's all about girth anyway.
Kozak
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(07-23-2009, 04:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by Schmitty07

I really wish I didn't know what you were talking about

:lol
Revolutionary
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(07-23-2009, 04:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by Schmitty07

I really wish I didn't know what you were talking about

Seriously. :lol
Replicant
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(07-23-2009, 04:17 PM)
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This one is not a grower.
Fersis
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(07-23-2009, 04:17 PM)
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Thats how we Argentinos are.
AlexMogil
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(07-23-2009, 04:18 PM)
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fowl
Costanza
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(07-23-2009, 04:18 PM)
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what a fitting tag for this thread
catfish
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(07-23-2009, 04:18 PM)
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one time myself and a friend took some magic mushrooms and were standing in a park in the middle of a large group of people,

then a gang of boy ducks started GANG RAPING a female. It drew a lot of attention and my friend who was also high as a kite on the mushrooms started admonishing the male ducks and telling them loudly that it wasn't cool, to leave her alone etc. I had an acute paranoia attack at this point.

Weird experience.
levious
That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
(07-23-2009, 04:19 PM)

Originally Posted by catfish

one time myself and a friend took some magic mushrooms and were standing in a park in the middle of a large group of people,

then a gang of boy ducks started GANG RAPING a female. It drew a lot of attention and my friend who was also high as a kite on the mushrooms started admonishing the male ducks and telling them loudly that it wasn't cool, to leave her alone etc. I had an acute paranoia attack at this point.

Weird experience.


:lol NOT COOL MAN!
Ourobolus
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(07-23-2009, 04:20 PM)
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Replicant
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Guess now we know what kind of duck this is referring to.

EDIT: Goddammit Costanza!
rodzee
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(07-23-2009, 04:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by Fersis

Thats how we Argentinos are.

Most male birds do not have a penis

oh really now
Replicant
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(07-23-2009, 04:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by Costanza

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(Today, 11:17 AM)

what a fitting tag for this thread

:lol :lol :lol

I can't believe I actually forgot about my tag. It's actually referring to a safeword one might use in sexual roleplay but it fits here too. XD
Askani
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(07-23-2009, 04:21 PM)
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From Wikipedia:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Although most male birds have no penis[3], ducks have a long corkscrew penis, and the females have a long corkscrew vagina, which spirals in the opposite direction.

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

females have a long corkscrew vagina, which spirals

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

long corkscrew vagina, which spirals

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

corkscrew vagina

W T F!!!
Tobor
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(07-23-2009, 04:21 PM)
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Your tag was from the future!
tatsu1
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(07-23-2009, 04:21 PM)
Gaborn, I think we've found your next pet.
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Originally Posted by tatsu1

Gaborn, I think we've found your next pet.

:lol :lol :lol :lol
Desiato
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(07-23-2009, 04:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Askani

From Wikipedia:









W T F!!!

So... does the male duck spin around when penetrating the female?
Shizzlee
(07-23-2009, 04:25 PM)
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Wtf at that duck. Also, wtf at wikipedia. Holy shit :lol
rodzee
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(07-23-2009, 04:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Desiato

So... does the male duck spin around when penetrating the female?

:lol we should all go to our nearest park where theres ducks and observe
Ourobolus
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(07-23-2009, 04:26 PM)
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DHUTA
Kozak
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(07-23-2009, 04:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by Desiato

So... does the male duck spin around when penetrating the female?

:lol
Funky Papa
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(07-23-2009, 04:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by Fersis

Thats how we Argentinos are.



BTW, has anyone seen a couple of pigs mating? It is not pleasant. Pulsating corkscrew dick and all. Mother Nature is one fucked up lady.
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(07-23-2009, 04:30 PM)
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What in the hell? :lol
YYZ
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(07-23-2009, 04:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by Funky Papa

Mother Nature is one fucked up lady.

I'd fuck her.
Megadragon15
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(07-23-2009, 04:32 PM)
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That duck is no Daffy or Donald. That's for sure.
Ela Hadrun
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(07-23-2009, 04:35 PM)
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Ducks are crazy rape machine monsters. Aaaaaaagh!
DCX
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(07-23-2009, 04:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Tobor

Your tag was from the future!

LOST



DCX
Fersis
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(07-23-2009, 04:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Funky Papa



BTW, has anyone seen a couple of pigs mating? It is not pleasant. Pulsating corkscrew dick and all. Mother Nature is one fucked up lady.

Yeah, i think that South America hates us for being cocky :(
But im not like that so its cool.
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(07-23-2009, 04:36 PM)
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