Facial Beauty Analysis

Neverender · (08-25-2009, 08:07 AM)

Ok so this website may be pretty old, but it could be fun. You upload a picture of your face and map the points to it. The site then gives you a result out of ten, telling you how attractive you are. It also gives you reasons for the result.

AnaFace

I realise this doesn't necessarily mean anything in the real world but it's just for fun. Post results! Bonus points for including an actual picture of yourself.

Count Dookkake · (08-25-2009, 08:09 AM)

Door2Dawn · (08-25-2009, 08:10 AM)

God that avatar is creepy as fuck

Scuba Steve · (08-25-2009, 08:15 AM)

Rorschach · (08-25-2009, 08:16 AM)

:( I am ugly! Don't look at me!

OnkelC · (08-25-2009, 08:21 AM)

Neverender · (08-25-2009, 08:22 AM)

Originally Posted by Rorschach:

:( I am ugly! Don't look at me!

Woo I am more attractive to Brad Pitt! This site is obviously 100% applicable to real-life.

Scuba Steve · (08-25-2009, 08:25 AM)

Bob Loblaw · (08-25-2009, 08:27 AM)

Troll > Puppy

mac · (08-25-2009, 08:27 AM)

I hate you and I hate this website.

EraldoCoil · (08-25-2009, 08:28 AM)

Originally Posted by Scuba Steve:

Man I needed a good laugh before I went to sleep, thank you sir.....

Koshiba · (08-25-2009, 08:29 AM)

I'm a 9.06. Lol. Apparently my nose is too wide for my face or something though. :( But yeah, just seem to judge symmetry I guess. =p

Ultimoo · (08-25-2009, 08:30 AM)

Originally Posted by Scuba Steve:

Killing me here.

OnkelC · (08-25-2009, 08:31 AM)

Originally Posted by Koshiba:

I'm a 9.06. Lol. Apparently my nose is too wide for my face or something though. :( But yeah, just seem to judge symmetry I guess. =p

post the pic.

Koshiba · (08-25-2009, 08:33 AM)

Originally Posted by OnkelC:

post the pic.

I already deleted the picture I took of myself to do it. :[ Was a bad picture since I took it now right before bed. Just couldn't find any other pics where I could even see my ears.

mrkgoo · (08-25-2009, 08:33 AM)

Lol at above pics.

OnkelC · (08-25-2009, 08:34 AM)

Originally Posted by Koshiba:

I already deleted the picture I took of myself to do it. :[ Was a bad picture since I took it now right before bed. Just couldn't find any other pics where I could even see my ears.

LIES

mrkgoo · (08-25-2009, 08:35 AM)

Originally Posted by Koshiba:

I already deleted the picture I took of myself to do it. :[ Was a bad picture since I took it now right before bed. Just couldn't find any other pics where I could even see my ears.

Haha, I couldn't see my left ear at all (looking dead on too). My friends used to hassle me - wondering if I could even hear them if I faced them (the sound must just go past my head, since my ears don't stick out enough).

Anywaym, high-five! Us wide nosed, no-ears have to stick together.

SexyNerd · (08-25-2009, 08:37 AM)

jiggle · (08-25-2009, 08:38 AM)

why is ur nose is too wide on EVERY single picture?

a Master Ninja · (08-25-2009, 08:40 AM)

Originally Posted by jiggle:

why is ur nose is too wide on EVERY single picture?

So Michael Jackson would get a 10.

Jangaroo · (08-25-2009, 08:44 AM)

Yeah...

santouras · (08-25-2009, 08:45 AM)

7.63. Not sure if that's good or bad

OnkelC · (08-25-2009, 08:45 AM)

Originally Posted by Jangaroo:

Yeah...

well, I've been compared to a dog on GAF so far, couldn't get any worse.

I Push Fat Kids · (08-25-2009, 08:46 AM)

Originally Posted by Scuba Steve:

Fantastic

mrkgoo · (08-25-2009, 08:46 AM)

Originally Posted by jiggle:

why is ur nose is too wide on EVERY single picture?

Who are you talking to?

Anyway, the apparent size of your nose can be distorted by the distance the camera was from your face and the focal length of the lens used.

mac · (08-25-2009, 08:47 AM)

Originally Posted by mrkgoo:

Who are you talking to?

Anyway, the apparent size of your nose can be distorted by the distance the camera was from your face and the focal length of the lens used.

Something an ugly would say.

DungeonO · (08-25-2009, 08:48 AM)

Originally Posted by Scuba Steve:

That made me laugh.

jiggle · (08-25-2009, 08:51 AM)

Originally Posted by mrkgoo:

Who are you talking to?

it was an observation
every picture posted so far, as well as the OP, Koshiba and you, got that same line
"you nose is too wide---"
the only one that didn't is this

Koshiba · (08-25-2009, 08:53 AM)

That little comic thing is hilarious.

redid it with a different picture, lower score though. of course bad picture gets better rating than decent picture. :P Always felt like I could use a nose job though.

Freestyler · (08-25-2009, 08:54 AM)

6.23, hell yea!

An-an-an-anaface, an-an-anaface. Can't read my can't read my, no he can't read my anaface.

Shawsie64 · (08-25-2009, 08:54 AM)

Originally Posted by Jangaroo:

Yeah...

Dude your on a roll, I dont even think iv seen you post in text

mrkgoo · (08-25-2009, 08:57 AM)

Originally Posted by mac:

Something an ugly would say.

Yeah, well. i know this test is bollocks. Everyone who's posted a pic here are better looking than me.

Jiggle: no offence, I was just asking whether you were referring to any particular pic here, or multiple attempts you were trying for yourself.

Jet Grind Radio! · (08-25-2009, 08:59 AM)

I'm a failure apparently. That and I don't have a full face shot.

Bob Loblaw · (08-25-2009, 09:02 AM)

Feep · (08-25-2009, 09:10 AM)

Suck on that, Brad Pitt!

Koshiba · (08-25-2009, 09:11 AM)

Congrats, first non-wide nose person!

Arjen · (08-25-2009, 09:15 AM)

Fair enough.

I Push Fat Kids · (08-25-2009, 09:17 AM)

It wouldn't let me share but I got an 8.06 even with a tilted head, suck that beauty posers.

Feep · (08-25-2009, 09:23 AM)

Originally Posted by I Push Fat Kids:

It wouldn't let me share but I got an 8.06 even with a tilted head, suck that beauty posers.

I am assuming it takes a tilted head into account, because if it actually thought your left eye was an inch higher than your right eye, it would label you a gastly freak of nature.

I Push Fat Kids · (08-25-2009, 09:26 AM)

Originally Posted by Feep:

I am assuming it takes a tilted head into account, because if it actually thought your left eye was an inch higher than your right eye, it would label you a gastly freak of nature.

You're right, but whatever Mr. 8.26

Jay Sosa · (08-25-2009, 09:32 AM)

Originally Posted by Scuba Steve:

xbhaskarx · (08-25-2009, 09:39 AM)

You are a 7.07 out of 10. Here's why:

Your face has poor horizontal symmetry.
Your ears are too long for your nose.
Your interocular distance is too big for your eyes.
The ratio of your face width to nose width is nearly ideal.
The ratio of your face length to face width is nearly ideal.
Your nose is too wide for your mouth.

Oh well, at least I'm better looking than Brad Pitt and Denzel.

Nickovic · (08-25-2009, 09:41 AM)

Poor bert.

Feep · (08-25-2009, 09:44 AM)

Originally Posted by Koshiba:

Congrats, first non-wide nose person!

I was about to declare myself the most handsome person on GAF, but then I saw yours and you got a 9.01, how-dare-you. You and your stupid blue eyes.

Well, I'm the most handsome male, anyways. Hah!

devilhawk · (08-25-2009, 09:50 AM)

mrkgoo · (08-25-2009, 09:50 AM)

Originally Posted by Feep:

I was about to declare myself the most handsome person on GAF, but then I saw yours and you got a 9.01, how-dare-you. You and your stupid blue eyes.

Well, I'm the most handsome male, anyways. Hah!

I got an 8.41.

Neverender · (08-25-2009, 09:50 AM)

I'm complimenting both of you guys here, but am I the only one who thinks I Push Fat Kids and Koshiba look kind of similar? =p

Not saying either look like the opposite gender, just similar faces

mrkgoo · (08-25-2009, 09:51 AM)

Originally Posted by Neverender:

I'm complimenting both of you guys here, but am I the only one who thinks I Push Fat Kids and Koshiba look kind of similar? =p

Not saying either look like the opposite gender, just similar faces

I guess you are as i don't see the resemblance at all, but both are fine specimens for our species.

Feep · (08-25-2009, 09:51 AM)

Originally Posted by mrkgoo:

I got an 8.41.

Goddammit, I'm only third-best AND I can't read? This is getting worse and worse.