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(09-18-2009, 05:12 AM)
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#151
Originally Posted by Hootie:
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There's a duck in the room
There's a duck i-OWWWW (09-18-2009, 05:27 AM)
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#152
Originally Posted by industrian:
Hawt. |
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T-minus 3 crappy threads until Junior Status is obtained!
(09-18-2009, 05:31 AM)
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#154
Originally Posted by stuburns:
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Member
(09-18-2009, 05:37 AM)
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#155
Originally Posted by DMeisterJ:
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at your masturbation technique, he says. Certainly not the words you were expecting. At first you're not sure whether you feel relieved that he didn't berate you, violated that he was watching you, or offended by his insult. But you ultimately decide to defend your pride, claiming there's nothing strange about how your style. It's not bad, he explains, just a bit crude. He nonchalantly approaches, sitting next to you. The awkwardness in the room continues to build, and only escalates further when he gently pushes your hands aside and takes your shaft into his hand. You start to resist, that is, until you notice the sensation of his fingertips. He slowly works them around the body of the shaft in a tickling motion. It's an odd sensation, one you've never had before. Your body settles, against the will of your mind. He continues to explore your cock with his fingers, as if carefully analyzing it. He does this for a while before finally taking it into a soft grip. He begins gently pumping your shaft in a smooth motion. His hand technique is different than yours. It's... delicate. Yours feels almost barbaric in comparison. The slower, more considerate motion, the emphasis on the fingertips. It's a totally different experience. Your entire body begins to respond to each and every stroke. He begins to toy with you, speeding up, pushing you toward the brink of orgasm, only to slow before you reach it, pushing a bit further with each cycle. Tears begin to well in your eyes from the unbearable sensation. You desperately want him to make you come, but his fingers continue their patient work. When the first tear rolls down your cheek, you utter a desperate "Please," but he doesn't acknowledge it. You know that you could easily push his hand away and finish yourself, but his hand has you completely entranced. A second "Please" escapes, but still he ignores it, his actions still calm. Every breath for you is agonizing, each passing second draws out for an eternity. On the third "Please!" he finally responds, tightening his grip and now using both hands. He quickly increases his speed, sending you to the breaking point. You ejaculate, thrusting your body into his hands, your essence streaming across the room. His hands continue to pump relentlessly as you shoot again, and again, each wave of the orgasm a sweet relief. Your body absolutely trembles as he begins to slow his pace and loosen his grip. He continues to pump ever so gently, allowing you to savor all of your climax. After a time, he finally releases, his hands covered in your seed. He brings his fingers to his mouth and calmly licks each drop of yourself from them. Your mind still has not caught up to what just happened; the actions of the past twenty minutes, however, are written all over your sweat-drenched, shaking body. Yeah, pretty awkward.
Last edited by USD; 09-18-2009 at 06:46 AM.
Reason: minor rewording and spelling edits
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T-minus 3 crappy threads until Junior Status is obtained!
(09-18-2009, 05:42 AM)
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#156
Originally Posted by USD:
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There's a duck in the room
There's a duck i-OWWWW (09-18-2009, 05:45 AM)
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#157
Originally Posted by USD:
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T-minus 3 crappy threads until Junior Status is obtained!
(09-18-2009, 05:56 AM)
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#161
Originally Posted by raebu:
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There's a duck in the room
There's a duck i-OWWWW (09-18-2009, 05:56 AM)
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#162
Originally Posted by raebu:
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Member
(09-18-2009, 05:57 AM)
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#163
awesome....i think...uhm..
anyways. between my best friends, we dont really have a problem touching and shit. weve known eachother for over 10 years so its kinda like their my brothers and all. i dont mind giving them hugs or pats or whatever. id feel awkward if i didnt. in brown culture, its normal for men to give kisses to other men in the cheek. ive only felt awkward about doing that when i came to america. i dont do that with my friends but its normal amongst family and stuff. |
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Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
(09-18-2009, 06:01 AM)
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#164
Originally Posted by Replicant:
Nah, it's an American straight man thing. Hugs/arm around another dude/like isn't accepted here (well, esp in the south where I am) but handshakes/normal stuff is fine. Weird, but eh... |
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will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
(09-18-2009, 06:06 AM)
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#165
Originally Posted by USD:
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Banned
(09-18-2009, 06:06 AM)
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#166
Originally Posted by USD:
(no homo) |
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would totally do this old lady if his wife were guaranteed not to find out.
(09-18-2009, 06:14 AM)
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#170
Originally Posted by glistenm:
For example: it's not an "ass-pounding session" - it's a "prostate massage." |
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(09-18-2009, 06:18 AM)
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#172
I leave to eat dinner and... the thread takes a drastic turn for the sexy.:lol
Originally Posted by DMeisterJ:
At the time we all jerked it to what we could find. At twelve it was HBO's Real Sex. Looking back on it, there was just as much cock on that show as vajayjay. Good time, good times. |
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Member
(09-18-2009, 06:22 AM)
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#174
Shaking hands is something you do at a business meeting, or something you do after you suck a guy off in the bathroom at work. It is hugs all the way for me.
But pretty much I just stick to whatever greeting they give me. Not picky. If it is a handshake then I will begrudgingly participate in the handshake game of who can be more dominant. If it is the kiss on the cheek thing then I will follow suit, I really don't care all that much. Touch is such an integral part of human interaction and in most relationships, especially male/male, it is just done away with completely. It is a needed aspect! It is ok to touch, as touching will not "turn you gay". For only magick and watching 'Grey's Anatomy' can do that to you. |
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would totally do this old lady if his wife were guaranteed not to find out.
(09-18-2009, 06:23 AM)
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#176
Originally Posted by Thunder Monkey:
Vagina, vagina everywhere. Girls jiggling and writhing against each other, spraying food on each other, licking each other, painting each other with latex, and other such things. But heaven forbid they show a dick or two. Hooo nooo.. we couldn't have that! And if they did show dick, it was usually attached to the nastiest motherfucker on the channel. |
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(09-18-2009, 06:24 AM)
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#177
Originally Posted by industrian:
I can't recall ever being attracted to a guy (aside from a young James Marsters), but I've got stories that at one time made me question my sexuality. Then I realized there's no such thing as 100% straight. |
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(09-18-2009, 06:26 AM)
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#179
Originally Posted by blame space:
ON YOUR KNEES! *unzips pants* |
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(09-18-2009, 06:28 AM)
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#180
Originally Posted by Persona7:
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(09-18-2009, 06:29 AM)
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#183
Originally Posted by trinest:
Originally Posted by blame space:
I realized how open minded I was when I saw my brothers porn folder and didn't get creeped out. A young me would have freaked. The me of the internet era is like "Yeah, that dude's fucking that dude in the ass, but where's the donkey or household appliances?" |
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running_here_and_there
(09-18-2009, 06:41 AM)
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#185
Originally Posted by USD:
[IMG]http://i40.************/143onwo.gif[/IMG] Sadly its not as good as your work in the Jamie Foxx nude pics thread:
Originally Posted by USD:
Last edited by i_am_ben; 09-18-2009 at 06:52 AM.
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Magnificent Eager Mighty Brilliantly Erect Registereduser
(09-18-2009, 06:45 AM)
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#188
Argentine men often kiss each other hello and goodbye on the cheek. That definitely took me a little while to get used to when I was in high school. Feeling some guys scruffy cheek against yours is an odd feeling for a heterosexual male.
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Member
(09-18-2009, 06:49 AM)
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#189
Originally Posted by RefigeKru:
i'm sorry but is this a serious post? |
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Member
(09-18-2009, 06:50 AM)
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#190
Originally Posted by missbreedsiddx:
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Member
(09-18-2009, 06:57 AM)
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#193
Originally Posted by Garcia:
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(09-18-2009, 06:59 AM)
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#195
Originally Posted by BowieZ:
One cock at a time. |
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will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
(09-18-2009, 07:01 AM)
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#196
Back when I worked in McDonalds, in one of the stores I worked in we used to slap each other on the ass (and sometimes grab and squeeze) as a sign of camaraderie. There's nothing better when you're surrounded by meat in a hot and sweaty kitchen than slapping another man's ass.
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Member
(09-18-2009, 07:02 AM)
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#197
Originally Posted by btkadams:
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(09-18-2009, 07:12 AM)
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#199
Originally Posted by USD:
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Member
(09-18-2009, 07:27 AM)
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#200
Originally Posted by Thunder Monkey:
Last edited by USD; 09-18-2009 at 01:16 PM.
Reason: Fuck, I suck at typing
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