laserbeam
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(09-18-2009, 05:12 AM)
#151

Originally Posted by Hootie:
Smear feces on your walls and call 911
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C9RBMCJOY
Replicant
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(09-18-2009, 05:27 AM)

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#152

Originally Posted by industrian:
Ever played the "pass the icecube between your mouths" game? About 7 years ago me and my dudes (and a few girls) used to play this in the club. It stopped when two of the guys seemed to mess up the pass and ended up tonsil deep in each other for about 10 seconds. The funny thing being that the girl hadn't even passed the cube to them yet.
Hmmmm.....


Hawt.
Rewrite
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(09-18-2009, 05:29 AM)

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#153

You can't go wrong with handshakes.
BowieZ
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(09-18-2009, 05:31 AM)

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#154

Originally Posted by stuburns:
I don't think anyone believes it's going to turn them gay. It's such an insult to us straight guys when gays think we're brain dead fuckwits and not equally aware of our sexuality and it's inherently fixed nature.
First, look up 'facetious' in the dictionary. Secondly, look up this thread.
USD
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(09-18-2009, 05:37 AM)

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#155

Originally Posted by DMeisterJ:
Hold the fuck on, who is jacking off with other dudes at the same time? Oh my god, what fucking world do I live in!
Masturbating together is not as weird as it sounds. A lot of guys do it together, though I imagine it could get pretty awkward. You and a friend just watching your average porn together. A guy, a girl, a camera, some claustrophobic filming techniques. At first you're focusing on the action, but your mind begins to drift a bit, and you find your eyes wondering the room. They wonder here and there, but eventually your gaze unconsciously settles on your friend's crotch. When you finally realize what you're looking at, you look up to see your friend staring you down. You quickly turn away, embarrassed. After a brief pause he laughs. The guilt begins to eat you alive.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at your masturbation technique, he says. Certainly not the words you were expecting. At first you're not sure whether you feel relieved that he didn't berate you, violated that he was watching you, or offended by his insult. But you ultimately decide to defend your pride, claiming there's nothing strange about how your style.

It's not bad, he explains, just a bit crude. He nonchalantly approaches, sitting next to you. The awkwardness in the room continues to build, and only escalates further when he gently pushes your hands aside and takes your shaft into his hand.

You start to resist, that is, until you notice the sensation of his fingertips. He slowly works them around the body of the shaft in a tickling motion. It's an odd sensation, one you've never had before. Your body settles, against the will of your mind. He continues to explore your cock with his fingers, as if carefully analyzing it. He does this for a while before finally taking it into a soft grip.

He begins gently pumping your shaft in a smooth motion. His hand technique is different than yours. It's... delicate. Yours feels almost barbaric in comparison. The slower, more considerate motion, the emphasis on the fingertips. It's a totally different experience. Your entire body begins to respond to each and every stroke.

He begins to toy with you, speeding up, pushing you toward the brink of orgasm, only to slow before you reach it, pushing a bit further with each cycle. Tears begin to well in your eyes from the unbearable sensation. You desperately want him to make you come, but his fingers continue their patient work.

When the first tear rolls down your cheek, you utter a desperate "Please," but he doesn't acknowledge it. You know that you could easily push his hand away and finish yourself, but his hand has you completely entranced. A second "Please" escapes, but still he ignores it, his actions still calm. Every breath for you is agonizing, each passing second draws out for an eternity.

On the third "Please!" he finally responds, tightening his grip and now using both hands. He quickly increases his speed, sending you to the breaking point. You ejaculate, thrusting your body into his hands, your essence streaming across the room. His hands continue to pump relentlessly as you shoot again, and again, each wave of the orgasm a sweet relief.

Your body absolutely trembles as he begins to slow his pace and loosen his grip. He continues to pump ever so gently, allowing you to savor all of your climax. After a time, he finally releases, his hands covered in your seed. He brings his fingers to his mouth and calmly licks each drop of yourself from them.

Your mind still has not caught up to what just happened; the actions of the past twenty minutes, however, are written all over your sweat-drenched, shaking body.




Yeah, pretty awkward.
Last edited by USD; 09-18-2009 at 06:46 AM. Reason: minor rewording and spelling edits
BowieZ
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(09-18-2009, 05:42 AM)

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#156

Originally Posted by USD:
Masturbating together is not as weird as it sounds. A lot of guys do it together, though I imagine it could get pretty awkward. You and a friend just watching your average porn together. A guy, a girl, camera, some claustrophobic filming techniques. You're watching the action, but your mind starts to drift a bit, and you find your eyes wondering the room. They wonder here and there, but your gaze unconsciously settles on your friends crotch. When finally realize what you're staring at you look up to see your friend staring you down. You quickly turn away, embarrassed. After a brief pause he laughs. The guilt begins to eat you alive.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at your masturbation technique, he says. Certainly not the words you were expecting. At first you're not sure whether you feel relieved that he didn't berated, violated that he was watching you, or offended by his insult. But you decided to defending your pride, claiming there's nothing strange about how your style.

It's not bad, he says, just a bit crude. He nonchalantly approaches, sitting next to you. The awkwardness in the room continues to build, and only escalates further when he gently pushes your hands aside and takes your shaft into his hand.

You start to resist, that is until you notice the sensation of his fingertips. He slowly works them around the body of the shaft in a tickling motion. It's an odd sensation, one you've never had before. Your body settles, against the will of your mind. He continues to explore your cock with his fingers, as if carefully analyzing it. He does this for a while before finally taking it into a soft grip.

He begins gently pumps your shaft and a smooth motion. His hand technique is different. It's... delicate. Yours feels almost barbaric in comparison. The slower, more considerate motion, the emphasis on the fingertips. It's totally different experience. Your entire body begins to responds to each and every stroke.

He begins to toy with you, speeding, pushing you toward the brink of orgasm only to slow before you reach it, pushing a bit further with each cycle. Tears begin to well in your eyes from the unbearable sensation. You desperately want him to make you come, but his hand continue their patient work.

When the first tear rolls down your cheek, you utter a desperate "Please," but he doesn't acknowledge it. You know that you could easily push his hand away and finish yourself, but his hand has you completely entranced. A second "Please" escapes, but still he ignores it, his actions still calm. Every breath for you is agonizing, each passing second draws out for an eternity.

On the third "Please!" he finally responds, tightening his grip and now using both hands. He quickly increases his speed, sending you to the breaking point. You ejaculate, thrusting your body into his hands, your essence streaming across the room. His hands continue to pump relentless as you shoot again, and again, each wave of the orgasm a sweet relief.

Your body absolutely trembles has he begins to slow his pace and loosen his grip. He continues to pump ever so gently, allowing you to savor all of your climax. After a time, he finally releases, his hands covered in your seed. He brings his fingers to his mouth and calmly licks each drop of yourself from it.

Your mind still has not caught up to what just happened; the actions of the past twenty minutes, however, written all of your body.
think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts

Replicant
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(09-18-2009, 05:45 AM)

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#157

Originally Posted by USD:
Masturbating together is not as weird as it sounds. A lot of guys do it together, though I imagine it could get pretty awkward. You and a friend just watching your average porn together. A guy, a girl, camera, some claustrophobic filming techniques. You're watching the action, but your mind starts to drift a bit, and you find your eyes wondering the room. They wonder here and there, but your gaze unconsciously settles on your friends crotch. When finally realize what you're staring at you look up to see your friend staring you down. You quickly turn away, embarrassed. After a brief pause he laughs. The guilt begins to eat you alive.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at your masturbation technique, he says. Certainly not the words you were expecting. At first you're not sure whether you feel relieved that he didn't berated, violated that he was watching you, or offended by his insult. But you decided to defending your pride, claiming there's nothing strange about how your style.

It's not bad, he says, just a bit crude. He nonchalantly approaches, sitting next to you. The awkwardness in the room continues to build, and only escalates further when he gently pushes your hands aside and takes your shaft into his hand.

You start to resist, that is until you notice the sensation of his fingertips. He slowly works them around the body of the shaft in a tickling motion. It's an odd sensation, one you've never had before. Your body settles, against the will of your mind. He continues to explore your cock with his fingers, as if carefully analyzing it. He does this for a while before finally taking it into a soft grip.

He begins gently pumps your shaft and a smooth motion. His hand technique is different. It's... delicate. Yours feels almost barbaric in comparison. The slower, more considerate motion, the emphasis on the fingertips. It's totally different experience. Your entire body begins to responds to each and every stroke.

He begins to toy with you, speeding, pushing you toward the brink of orgasm only to slow before you reach it, pushing a bit further with each cycle. Tears begin to well in your eyes from the unbearable sensation. You desperately want him to make you come, but his hand continue their patient work.

When the first tear rolls down your cheek, you utter a desperate "Please," but he doesn't acknowledge it. You know that you could easily push his hand away and finish yourself, but his hand has you completely entranced. A second "Please" escapes, but still he ignores it, his actions still calm. Every breath for you is agonizing, each passing second draws out for an eternity.

On the third "Please!" he finally responds, tightening his grip and now using both hands. He quickly increases his speed, sending you to the breaking point. You ejaculate, thrusting your body into his hands, your essence streaming across the room. His hands continue to pump relentless as you shoot again, and again, each wave of the orgasm a sweet relief.

Your body absolutely trembles has he begins to slow his pace and loosen his grip. He continues to pump ever so gently, allowing you to savor all of your climax. After a time, he finally releases, his hands covered in your seed. He brings his fingers to his mouth and calmly licks each drop of yourself from it.

Your mind still has not caught up to what just happened; the actions of the past twenty minutes, however, written all of your body.
I....uhm......it's getting hot here...
raebu
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(09-18-2009, 05:48 AM)

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#158

Originally Posted by USD:
<>
why do I have to be visiting a friends house tonight?! WHHHYYYY?.......
Rewrite
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(09-18-2009, 05:49 AM)

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#159

wtf...:lol
RadioHeadAche
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(09-18-2009, 05:52 AM)

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#160

Originally Posted by USD:
Yeah, pretty awkward.

Greatness Gone?
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(09-18-2009, 05:56 AM)

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#161

Originally Posted by raebu:
why do I have to be visiting a friends house tonight?! WHHHYYYY?.......
if you've had a few during a multiplayer Wii Sports Resort or whathaveyou, be sure you actually are being handed a Wii Remote
Replicant
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(09-18-2009, 05:56 AM)

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#162

Originally Posted by raebu:
why do I have to be visiting a friends house tonight?! WHHHYYYY?.......
Is he hot? If he's not, then that usually is enough to kill whatever awkward lusty thoughts you may have in your mind. If he is, well....good luck! :D
effingvic
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(09-18-2009, 05:57 AM)
#163

awesome....i think...uhm..

anyways. between my best friends, we dont really have a problem touching and shit. weve known eachother for over 10 years so its kinda like their my brothers and all. i dont mind giving them hugs or pats or whatever. id feel awkward if i didnt.

in brown culture, its normal for men to give kisses to other men in the cheek. ive only felt awkward about doing that when i came to america. i dont do that with my friends but its normal amongst family and stuff.
TheSeks
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(09-18-2009, 06:01 AM)

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#164

Originally Posted by Replicant:
Really? Hmm, come to think of it, when I met some Americans in Japan, I do notice that they tend to be less...physical in expressing their affection. Meanwhile, guys from UK, Sweden, (Europe mostly) etc are pretty comfortable with hugging (to say goodbye/wish good luck), putting hands around your shoulder, and some even comfortable with winking/physically joking around (slapping someone's ass), etc. I thought that's just a one-off case though. I didn't think it's actually a generic thing with most American guys.

Nah, it's an American straight man thing. Hugs/arm around another dude/like isn't accepted here (well, esp in the south where I am) but handshakes/normal stuff is fine.

Weird, but eh...
industrian
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(09-18-2009, 06:06 AM)

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#165

Originally Posted by USD:
Masturbating together is not as weird as it sounds. A lot of guys do it together, though I imagine it could get pretty awkward. You and a friend just watching your average porn together. A guy, a girl, a camera, some claustrophobic filming techniques. You're watching the action, but your mind starts to drift a bit, and you find your eyes wondering the room. They wonder here and there, but your gaze unconsciously settles on your friend's crotch. When you finally realize what you're looking at, you look up to see your friend staring you down. You quickly turn away, embarrassed. After a brief pause he laughs. The guilt begins to eat you alive.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at your masturbation technique, he says. Certainly not the words you were expecting. At first you're not sure whether you feel relieved that he didn't berate you, violated that he was watching you, or offended by his insult. But you decide to defend your pride, claiming there's nothing strange about how your style.

It's not bad, he explains, just a bit crude. He nonchalantly approaches, sitting next to you. The awkwardness in the room continues to build, and only escalates further when he gently pushes your hands aside and takes your shaft into his hand.

You start to resist, that is, until you notice the sensation of his fingertips. He slowly works them around the body of the shaft in a tickling motion. It's an odd sensation, one you've never had before. Your body settles, against the will of your mind. He continues to explore your cock with his fingers, as if carefully analyzing it. He does this for a while before finally taking it into a soft grip.

He begins gently pumping your shaft in a smooth motion. His hand technique is different than yours. It's... delicate. Yours feels almost barbaric in comparison. The slower, more considerate motion, the emphasis on the fingertips. It's a totally different experience. Your entire body begins to respond to each and every stroke.

He begins to toy with you, speeding up, pushing you toward the brink of orgasm, only to slow before you reach it, pushing a bit further with each cycle. Tears begin to well in your eyes from the unbearable sensation. You desperately want him to make you come, but his hand continue their patient work.

When the first tear rolls down your cheek, you utter a desperate "Please," but he doesn't acknowledge it. You know that you could easily push his hand away and finish yourself, but his hand has you completely entranced. A second "Please" escapes, but still he ignores it, his actions still calm. Every breath for you is agonizing, each passing second draws out for an eternity.

On the third "Please!" he finally responds, tightening his grip and now using both hands. He quickly increases his speed, sending you to the breaking point. You ejaculate, thrusting your body into his hands, your essence streaming across the room. His hands continue to pump relentlessly as you shoot again, and again, each wave of the orgasm a sweet relief.

Your body absolutely trembles as he begins to slow his pace and loosen his grip. He continues to pump ever so gently, allowing you to savor all of your climax. After a time, he finally releases, his hands covered in your seed. He brings his fingers to his mouth and calmly licks each drop of yourself from it.

Your mind still has not caught up to what just happened; the actions of the past twenty minutes, however, written all of your sweat-drenched, shaking body.
[IMG]http://i29.************/5v2jqu.jpg[/IMG]
glistenm
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(09-18-2009, 06:06 AM)
#166

Originally Posted by USD:
Masturbating together is not as weird as it sounds. A lot of guys do it together, though I imagine it could get pretty awkward. You and a friend just watching your average porn together. A guy, a girl, a camera, some claustrophobic filming techniques. You're watching the action, but your mind starts to drift a bit, and you find your eyes wondering the room. They wonder here and there, but your gaze unconsciously settles on your friend's crotch. When you finally realize what you're looking at, you look up to see your friend staring you down. You quickly turn away, embarrassed. After a brief pause he laughs. The guilt begins to eat you alive.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at your masturbation technique, he says. Certainly not the words you were expecting. At first you're not sure whether you feel relieved that he didn't berate you, violated that he was watching you, or offended by his insult. But you decide to defend your pride, claiming there's nothing strange about how your style.

It's not bad, he explains, just a bit crude. He nonchalantly approaches, sitting next to you. The awkwardness in the room continues to build, and only escalates further when he gently pushes your hands aside and takes your shaft into his hand.

You start to resist, that is, until you notice the sensation of his fingertips. He slowly works them around the body of the shaft in a tickling motion. It's an odd sensation, one you've never had before. Your body settles, against the will of your mind. He continues to explore your cock with his fingers, as if carefully analyzing it. He does this for a while before finally taking it into a soft grip.

He begins gently pumping your shaft in a smooth motion. His hand technique is different than yours. It's... delicate. Yours feels almost barbaric in comparison. The slower, more considerate motion, the emphasis on the fingertips. It's a totally different experience. Your entire body begins to respond to each and every stroke.

He begins to toy with you, speeding up, pushing you toward the brink of orgasm, only to slow before you reach it, pushing a bit further with each cycle. Tears begin to well in your eyes from the unbearable sensation. You desperately want him to make you come, but his hand continue their patient work.

When the first tear rolls down your cheek, you utter a desperate "Please," but he doesn't acknowledge it. You know that you could easily push his hand away and finish yourself, but his hand has you completely entranced. A second "Please" escapes, but still he ignores it, his actions still calm. Every breath for you is agonizing, each passing second draws out for an eternity.

On the third "Please!" he finally responds, tightening his grip and now using both hands. He quickly increases his speed, sending you to the breaking point. You ejaculate, thrusting your body into his hands, your essence streaming across the room. His hands continue to pump relentlessly as you shoot again, and again, each wave of the orgasm a sweet relief.

Your body absolutely trembles as he begins to slow his pace and loosen his grip. He continues to pump ever so gently, allowing you to savor all of your climax. After a time, he finally releases, his hands covered in your seed. He brings his fingers to his mouth and calmly licks each drop of yourself from them.

Your mind still has not caught up to what just happened; the actions of the past twenty minutes, however, written all of your sweat-drenched, shaking body.




Yeah, pretty awkward.
welp, you just made me call up my buddy for a night of beers and porn


(no homo)
RadioHeadAche
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(09-18-2009, 06:08 AM)

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#167

Originally Posted by glistenm:
welp, you just made me call up my buddy for a night of beers and porn


(no homo)
[img]http://i28.************/5wxvkn.gif[/img]

I caught your little stealth edit :lol
MWS Natural
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(09-18-2009, 06:12 AM)

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#168

Just say "no homo" before you do or say anything and you are clear.

















No. I think that is the dumbest phrase ever
glistenm
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(09-18-2009, 06:13 AM)
#169

Originally Posted by MWS Natural:
Just say "no homo" before you do or say anything and you are clear.

















No. I think that is the dumbest phrase ever
It's not homosexual activity unless you enjoy it.
HylianTom
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(09-18-2009, 06:14 AM)

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#170

Originally Posted by glistenm:
It's not homosexual activity unless you enjoy it.
Exactly. And phraseology can save the day here, too.

For example: it's not an "ass-pounding session" - it's a "prostate massage."
Ginko
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(09-18-2009, 06:17 AM)
#171

This nation has fucked itself so bad socially that it's not funny anymore.
Thunder Monkey
(09-18-2009, 06:18 AM)

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#172

I leave to eat dinner and... the thread takes a drastic turn for the sexy.:lol

Originally Posted by DMeisterJ:
I jerked it in class before, lol. But that doesn't change the subject.

And you guys are straight right? Not watching Gay porn or anything? And you jerk it together? O.o
Two of us are straight, one is a jolly sized gayboy.

At the time we all jerked it to what we could find. At twelve it was HBO's Real Sex.

Looking back on it, there was just as much cock on that show as vajayjay.

Good time, good times.
industrian
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(09-18-2009, 06:20 AM)

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#173

Originally Posted by MWS Natural:
Just say "no homo" before you do or say anything and you are clear.
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin'...
stephendedalus
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(09-18-2009, 06:22 AM)

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#174

Shaking hands is something you do at a business meeting, or something you do after you suck a guy off in the bathroom at work. It is hugs all the way for me.

But pretty much I just stick to whatever greeting they give me. Not picky. If it is a handshake then I will begrudgingly participate in the handshake game of who can be more dominant. If it is the kiss on the cheek thing then I will follow suit, I really don't care all that much. Touch is such an integral part of human interaction and in most relationships, especially male/male, it is just done away with completely. It is a needed aspect! It is ok to touch, as touching will not "turn you gay". For only magick and watching 'Grey's Anatomy' can do that to you.
RadioHeadAche
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(09-18-2009, 06:22 AM)

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#175

Originally Posted by glistenm:
It's not homosexual activity unless you enjoy it.
Yep, totally hetero.
HylianTom
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(09-18-2009, 06:23 AM)

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#176

Originally Posted by Thunder Monkey:
I leave to eat dinner and... the thread takes a drastic turn for the sexy.:lol


Two of us are straight, one is a jolly sized gayboy.

At the time we all jerked it to what we could find. At twelve it was HBO's Real Sex.

Looking back on it, there was just as much cock on that show as vajayjay.

Good time, good times.
Lucky. I think the earlier seasons of Real Sex in my high school days were a bit less balanced, and I'd finish the program generally annoyed.

Vagina, vagina everywhere. Girls jiggling and writhing against each other, spraying food on each other, licking each other, painting each other with latex, and other such things. But heaven forbid they show a dick or two. Hooo nooo.. we couldn't have that! And if they did show dick, it was usually attached to the nastiest motherfucker on the channel.
Thunder Monkey
(09-18-2009, 06:24 AM)

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#177

Originally Posted by industrian:
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin'...
Human sexuality is an interesting thing.

I can't recall ever being attracted to a guy (aside from a young James Marsters), but I've got stories that at one time made me question my sexuality. Then I realized there's no such thing as 100% straight.
blame space
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(09-18-2009, 06:25 AM)

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#178

It's not gay until the balls touch.
Thunder Monkey
(09-18-2009, 06:26 AM)

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#179

Originally Posted by blame space:
It's not gay until the balls touch.
IT'S GAY REGARDLESS!

ON YOUR KNEES!

*unzips pants*
trinest
(09-18-2009, 06:28 AM)

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#180

Originally Posted by Persona7:
I read an article where they performed a study and the most homophobic people turn out to be the gayest.
Think of all the nasty fetishes OP is interested in.
RadioHeadAche
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(09-18-2009, 06:28 AM)

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#181

Originally Posted by blame space:
It's not gay until the balls touch.
There are so many fun things to do.
blame space
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(09-18-2009, 06:28 AM)

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#182

Originally Posted by Thunder Monkey:
IT'S GAY REGARDLESS!

ON YOUR KNEES!

*unzips pants*
mmm
Thunder Monkey
(09-18-2009, 06:29 AM)

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#183

Originally Posted by trinest:
Think of all the nasty fetishes OP is interested in.
I know fetishes (I'm an expert).

Originally Posted by blame space:
mmm
That's the funny thing about the internet era.

I realized how open minded I was when I saw my brothers porn folder and didn't get creeped out. A young me would have freaked. The me of the internet era is like "Yeah, that dude's fucking that dude in the ass, but where's the donkey or household appliances?"
industrian
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(09-18-2009, 06:41 AM)

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#184

Originally Posted by RadioHeadAche:
Yep, totally hetero.
Yeah so I really want to kiss this girl and all... (no hetero)
i_am_ben
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(09-18-2009, 06:41 AM)

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#185

Originally Posted by USD:
Masturbating together is not as weird as it sounds. A lot of guys do it together, though I imagine it could get pretty awkward. You and a friend just watching your average porn together. A guy, a girl, a camera, some claustrophobic filming techniques. At first you're focusing on the action, but your mind begins to drift a bit, and you find your eyes wondering the room. They wonder here and there, but eventually your gaze unconsciously settles on your friend's crotch. When you finally realize what you're looking at, you look up to see your friend staring you down. You quickly turn away, embarrassed. After a brief pause he laughs. The guilt begins to eat you alive.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at your masturbation technique, he says. Certainly not the words you were expecting. At first you're not sure whether you feel relieved that he didn't berate you, violated that he was watching you, or offended by his insult. But you ultimately decide to defend your pride, claiming there's nothing strange about how your style.

It's not bad, he explains, just a bit crude. He nonchalantly approaches, sitting next to you. The awkwardness in the room continues to build, and only escalates further when he gently pushes your hands aside and takes your shaft into his hand.

You start to resist, that is, until you notice the sensation of his fingertips. He slowly works them around the body of the shaft in a tickling motion. It's an odd sensation, one you've never had before. Your body settles, against the will of your mind. He continues to explore your cock with his fingers, as if carefully analyzing it. He does this for a while before finally taking it into a soft grip.

He begins gently pumping your shaft in a smooth motion. His hand technique is different than yours. It's... delicate. Yours feels almost barbaric in comparison. The slower, more considerate motion, the emphasis on the fingertips. It's a totally different experience. Your entire body begins to respond to each and every stroke.

He begins to toy with you, speeding up, pushing you toward the brink of orgasm, only to slow before you reach it, pushing a bit further with each cycle. Tears begin to well in your eyes from the unbearable sensation. You desperately want him to make you come, but his hand continue their patient work.

When the first tear rolls down your cheek, you utter a desperate "Please," but he doesn't acknowledge it. You know that you could easily push his hand away and finish yourself, but his hand has you completely entranced. A second "Please" escapes, but still he ignores it, his actions still calm. Every breath for you is agonizing, each passing second draws out for an eternity.

On the third "Please!" he finally responds, tightening his grip and now using both hands. He quickly increases his speed, sending you to the breaking point. You ejaculate, thrusting your body into his hands, your essence streaming across the room. His hands continue to pump relentlessly as you shoot again, and again, each wave of the orgasm a sweet relief.

Your body absolutely trembles as he begins to slow his pace and loosen his grip. He continues to pump ever so gently, allowing you to savor all of your climax. After a time, he finally releases, his hands covered in your seed. He brings his fingers to his mouth and calmly licks each drop of yourself from them.

Your mind still has not caught up to what just happened; the actions of the past twenty minutes, however, are written all over your sweat-drenched, shaking body.




Yeah, pretty awkward.

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Sadly its not as good as your work in the Jamie Foxx nude pics thread:


Originally Posted by USD:
He was only at half-mast, but I would fix that. Gripping the top of his sex, I began working the underside, lightly kissing it, inch-by-inch moving my way up. I began to flick my tongue on the underside, just below the head. That set him off; his penis became as hard as stone. I never looked up, but I could feel his gaze beaming on me, hating me for teasing him, but desperately wanting me to take his shaft into my mouth. He didn't know, but I was torturing myself, having to use all my willpower to not give into his demands. I could feel his ever-so-slight thrusts, urging me on, but not yet. I began working rings around the head with my tongue, breezing across the top, but savoring the taste of his underside.

When I could hear his soft moans tickling my ear, I knew it was time. I'd never take a cock of his size, but there had to be a first for everything. I give his shaft a quick lathering, then quickly took the head into mouth. God, his was big, bigger than expected. I could already feel his massive cock stretching my jaw. I paced myself slowly, moving down a bit further with each thrust of my head. He leaned back, tightly gripping the sheets for support. His reaction drove me on; I was only halfway down his 8-inch shaft and could already feel the tears welling in my eyes, but I wanted to see him in ecstasy. I could already taste his sweet pre-ejaculate on the back of my tongue; he wouldn't last much longer. Suppressing my reflexes, I began working deeper, and gradually speeding up the rhythm of my movements. He was getting squeamish, his muscular body quivering, his moans more audible, each of his breaths sharp, quick, and intense. I ignored the agonizing pain in throat, and the tears streaming down my cheeks, working faster and faster.

Suddenly, he was at his end. He was absolutely shaking, practically screaming, gasping for breath. I could feel him try to pull away, the building pleasure proving to be too much for him, but I wanted him, all of him. I held down his thighs and press my all into him, taking his whole inside my mouth. I could feel the sharpness of his first contractions, his warm juices shooting down my throat. His load was massive, proving even too much for me. Wanting his taste on my tongue, I pulled back, and begin practically squeezing the ejaculate from his shaft with my fingers. His fluid was sweet, thick as honey, warm and soothing. I had kept count of each of his contractions; he was already at six, yet still coming. I looked up for the first time to see him still struggling, his body absolutely drenched with sweat. I continued sucking his end, coaxing of the last of him out with my tongue.

At last I released myself from his mahogany staff, stroking it gently, feeling his each of his slowing contractions. The taste his nectar was still on my lips; I would let him have a sample. I straddled his strong yet fragile body, taking his hands into mine, and slow lowered my head to his. His body completely relented as I softly kissed his soft, dark lips, his own juices running into his mouth. His kiss was firm and passionate, yet gentle.

The look in his eyes told me he wanted more, and he would have it, for this was only the beginning.

Yeah, I spent way too long on that
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weepy
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(09-18-2009, 06:44 AM)

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#186

What about arm over shoulder contact?
amm
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(09-18-2009, 06:45 AM)
#187

haha, what the fuck. me and my bros hug each other on the reg. handshake at the very least.
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(09-18-2009, 06:45 AM)

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#188

Argentine men often kiss each other hello and goodbye on the cheek. That definitely took me a little while to get used to when I was in high school. Feeling some guys scruffy cheek against yours is an odd feeling for a heterosexual male.
btkadams
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(09-18-2009, 06:49 AM)

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#189

Originally Posted by RefigeKru:
One of my friends DOES take it too far, rubbing my back, side of my body and stuff while being nice over stuff I'm not even depressed about (For example, I'm detailing daddy issues, and he's rubbing me all over). Rubbing my neck, tickling the lobe of my ear. Too "sensual" for my liking.
:lol :lol :lol

i'm sorry but is this a serious post?
RadioHeadAche
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(09-18-2009, 06:50 AM)

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#190

Originally Posted by missbreedsiddx:
Argentine men often kiss each other hello and goodbye on the cheek. That definitely took me a little while to get used to when I was in high school. Feeling some guys scruffy cheek against yours is an odd feeling for a heterosexual male.
You say "goodbye" and I say "Y hullo thar!"
SapientWolf
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(09-18-2009, 06:52 AM)

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#191

Originally Posted by Replicant:
It's only gay if the balls touch.
Garcia
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(09-18-2009, 06:54 AM)

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#192

It's not gay if you don't swallow.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with 2 bro's jerking off as long as the product of their passion doesn't get inside their mouths somehow.

I mean, it's common sense.
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(09-18-2009, 06:57 AM)

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#193

Originally Posted by Garcia:
It's not gay if you don't swallow.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with 2 bro's jerking off as long as the product of their passion doesn't get inside their mouths somehow.

I mean, it's common sense.
but what if you're on a beach at midnight with the moon gleaming on the water? surely it is ok to taste the semen at that point.
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(09-18-2009, 06:58 AM)

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#194

It's threads like these that remind me how fucking far society has yet to go... oy. Well, the ones about violence and war and shit too, but yeah.
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(09-18-2009, 06:59 AM)

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#195

Originally Posted by BowieZ:
It's threads like these that remind me how fucking far society has yet to go... oy. Well, the ones about violence and war and shit too, but yeah.
We'll cause change.

One cock at a time.
industrian
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(09-18-2009, 07:01 AM)

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#196

Back when I worked in McDonalds, in one of the stores I worked in we used to slap each other on the ass (and sometimes grab and squeeze) as a sign of camaraderie. There's nothing better when you're surrounded by meat in a hot and sweaty kitchen than slapping another man's ass.
Garcia
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(09-18-2009, 07:02 AM)

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#197

Originally Posted by btkadams:
but what if you're on a beach at midnight with the moon gleaming on the water? surely it is ok to taste the semen at that point.
I think it depends on the context. The situation you portray would also justify anal intercourse using the semen as lub.
USD
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(09-18-2009, 07:11 AM)

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#198

Originally Posted by Thunder Monkey:
IT'S GAY REGARDLESS!

ON YOUR KNEES!

*unzips pants*
I was just as excited as I was nervous; I had never given oral to an-



Nah.
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(09-18-2009, 07:12 AM)

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Originally Posted by USD:
I was just as excited as I was nervous; I had never given oral to an-



Nah.
But... I like your stories.
USD
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(09-18-2009, 07:27 AM)

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Originally Posted by Thunder Monkey:
But... I like your stories.
Writing homoerotic fiction is far too mentally and physically taxing. It is a strangely satisfying way to relieve sexual tension though. :lol
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