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Y2Kev
TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
(11-10-2009, 06:50 AM)
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FUCK THE REST OF THE THREAD

[IMG]http://i47.************/1191llg.gif[/IMG]


ALL YOU NEED


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1GkrkcFXsg


hey guys, it's tony hawk ride

[IMG]http://i33.************/2a7vhi9.jpg[/IMG]

jump for motherfuckin joy

Release

11/17/09 in the US

Price

Activision won't tell anyone yet.

Seriously.

Gifs of Shittiness
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oh that's unfortunate

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can you tell what's going on here? if you do you win a copy of tony hawk ride

Why does this game exist

Once 360 controller and skateboard fell in love and had sex and gave birth to this game

Platforms
all of them. the wii version has mii support. it looks like this:



Reviews

IGN: we can venture a guess that it will be 90/100 and they will be blown away, back to where they were previously blown from
1up: are they reviewing their copy or are they selling it to buy spoons for the office kitchen
GameSpot: unclear what the advertising budget is for this game yet, seems pretty slow. score may follow
GiantBomb: radical out of bodacious from jeffy g

Gaf impressions

Originally Posted by John

I, er, well then.

Originally Posted by nskinnear

:lol :lol is that for real?

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

I love they took a year out to make this :lol :lol :lol

Originally Posted by msdstc

This looks ridiculously bad... inexcusably bad. I don't understand what happened to the franchise. When does this release? I'd like to see the reviews.

Originally Posted by spats

What were they thinking?

Originally Posted by Sleeker

Ride is gonna fly off the shelves

(lol)

Originally Posted by _leech_

Looks fucking terrible on every platform.

Originally Posted by Ad Infinitum

Played this on fistral beach over summer, they had a little demo booth. I went over first to see the pretty lady playing it, had a go, gave up and eventually started talking to the pretty lady.



The game is shit.



S.H.I.T.

I AM JOHN!
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(11-10-2009, 06:51 AM)
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Wait, you were serious? :lol

Also, this thread could use some more:
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untoldhero
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(11-10-2009, 06:52 AM)
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Awesome, been waiting for this thread. Will buy +1
Otheradam
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(11-10-2009, 06:53 AM)
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Can't wait for the epic impressions, I know some gaffers are picking this up no matter what. :lol
Archie
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(11-10-2009, 06:53 AM)
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o hai plz put this in the op thx

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/lo...58786?type=flv
Captain N
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(11-10-2009, 06:54 AM)
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the price is $119.99 for PS3/360/Wii
Costanza
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(11-10-2009, 06:54 AM)
GOTY!
Brobzoid
how do I slip unnoticed out of a gloryhole booth?
(11-10-2009, 06:54 AM)
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Who's gonna step up to the plate on this one?
Y2Kev
TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
(11-10-2009, 06:55 AM)
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Originally Posted by Archie

o hai plz put this in the op thx

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/lo...58786?type=flv

It's there.

Originally Posted by Captain N

the price is $119.99 for PS3/360/Wii

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/104/1042672p2.html no wrong

Ride ships November 17 for the aforementioned systems. I asked Activision reps for the final price, but they wouldn't comment. Really strange given that the game is so close to release -- why keep it a secret? Online retailers have listed the price as $119 for a few weeks, but of course that isn't official until it comes direct from the publisher. Look out for our full review in the not too distant future.

dreamer3kx
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(11-10-2009, 06:56 AM)
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oh boy, this should be fun. :lol
speculawyer
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(11-10-2009, 06:57 AM)
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Reviews

IGN: we can venture a guess that it will be 90/100 and they will be blown away, back to where they were previously blown from
1up: are they reviewing their copy or are they selling it to buy spoons for the office kitchen
GameSpot: unclear what the advertising budget is for this game yet, seems pretty slow. score may follow
GiantBomb: radical out of bodacious from jeffy g

:lol

IGN :lol
Y2Kev
TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
(11-10-2009, 06:57 AM)
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Lifecycle of Thread for Destined-to-be-Shitty Game

1. Thread for game
2. Everyone piles on game
3. Sole defender comes in saying he wasted his allowance money and that the game is good but just has some flaws
4. Activision VM agrees with #3, saying everyone else is being mean to #3 and that people should have more respect
5. Mod finds that #4 is a VM, bans VM
6. lulz ensue
wolfmat
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(11-10-2009, 06:58 AM)
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Reposting because it belongs somewhere in here:


[img]http://i37.************/20sskn8.png[/img]


Wario64 posted this
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TheSeks
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(11-10-2009, 06:58 AM)
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Tony Hawk Ride -- Official Thread of "HOLY SHIT WHY DID I WASTE MY CASH!?" :lol
Captain N
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(11-10-2009, 06:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Y2Kev

It's there.



http://ps3.ign.com/articles/104/1042672p2.html no wrong


they say it isn't official until they officially announce that price. it's going to be 120.
speculawyer
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(11-10-2009, 06:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Y2Kev

It's there.

I think you need to fix the link.
GCX
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(11-10-2009, 07:00 AM)
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A+ official thread.
chubigans
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(11-10-2009, 07:00 AM)
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Ugh, can we lock this joke thread so we could have a real thread chronicling the Tony Hawk series since the PSX to today?

...wait, that would actually be kinda depressing.

You know what, this thread is perfect.
Archie
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(11-10-2009, 07:00 AM)
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Originally Posted by Y2Kev

Lifecycle of Thread for Destined-to-be-Shitty Game

1. Thread for game
2. Everyone piles on game
3. Sole defender comes in saying he wasted his allowance money and that the game is good but just has some flaws
4. Activision VM agrees with #3, saying everyone else is being mean to #3 and that people should have more respect
5. Mod finds that #4 is a VM, bans VM
6. lulz ensue

thegreatdave is banned so we will have to skip #4 for now :(
MattPeters
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(11-10-2009, 07:02 AM)
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:lol

Best official thread ever.
whitehawk
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(11-10-2009, 07:02 AM)
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This does NOT deserve an official thread.

Mods, delete this!!

Although I actually love how you handled it
BobFromPikeCreek
I am hard
yet I am tender
(11-10-2009, 07:03 AM)
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Every game has at least one rabid defender. Who's going to step up to bat?
Y2Kev
TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
(11-10-2009, 07:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by whitehawk

This does NOT deserve an official thread.

Mods, delete this!!

Although I actually love how you handled it

I put as much effort into this thread as activision has put into reinventing the series
Chris R
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(11-10-2009, 07:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Brobzoid

Who's gonna step up to the plate on this one?

If you buy me a copy I will :lol
SolarPowered
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(11-10-2009, 07:05 AM)
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Whoo boy
witness
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(11-10-2009, 07:06 AM)
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Great job OP! I didn't think it was possible, but you did this game justice!
PantherLotus
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(11-10-2009, 07:06 AM)
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I can't believe how you guys are piling on this game without even playing it.
Zombie James
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(11-10-2009, 07:07 AM)
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Sweet, I made it into the OP :D
I AM JOHN!
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(11-10-2009, 07:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by BobFromPikeCreek

Every game has at least one rabid defender. Who's going to step up to bat?

Sorry, I've already cashed in my Pariah Defense points on Bionic Commando. Anyone else wanna step up?
whitehawk
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(11-10-2009, 07:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by Y2Kev

I put as much effort into this thread as activision has put into reinventing the series

No you didn't!

You put in more effort than Activision
PantherLotus
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(11-10-2009, 07:10 AM)
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Wait a sec, this is the same price as DJ HERO?
Keyser Soze
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(11-10-2009, 07:12 AM)
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I'm in the OP... I feel so happy... but also dirty... mostly dirty...
Captain N
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(11-10-2009, 07:14 AM)
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maybe I'll get this bad boy in the mail.
HamPster PamPster
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(11-10-2009, 07:14 AM)
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So are the mods okay with joke official threads now or something?

I want to make a joke official thread for the new yugioh psp game

except it wouldn't be a joke because yugioh rocks

well did rock

who is on the cover of the new game? thats not yugi

:(

I watched it all the time after school as a kid ::spams kuribo::
Dead Man
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(11-10-2009, 07:14 AM)
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Perfect OP for this game! :lol
daycru
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(11-10-2009, 07:18 AM)
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Poor Tony Hawk.
xbhaskarx
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(11-10-2009, 07:19 AM)
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Since the game is shit, can you at least put wheels on this and turn it into a real skateboard?
Wario64
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(11-10-2009, 07:19 AM)
I give this thread [IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG] out of [IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG]
speculawyer
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(11-10-2009, 07:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by JosM88

Whoo boy

I think the appropriate exclamation would be:

Yeeaaaah Boooooiiiii!
Pai Pai Master
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(11-10-2009, 07:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by PantherLotus

Wait a sec, this is the same price as DJ HERO?

Yeah. :lol
speculawyer
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(11-10-2009, 07:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by PantherLotus

Wait a sec, this is the same price as DJ HERO?

Well . . . it WAS going to be the same price.

But due to the way the market reacted to DJ Hero, it seems Activision may be revising their strategy.
wolfmat
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(11-10-2009, 07:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by Wario64

I give this thread [IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG] out of [IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i37.************/2qwlxkg.png[/IMG]

You should adopt my meh rating system.

I rate this game
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And I haven't even played it!
Cowie
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(11-10-2009, 07:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by I AM JOHN!

Sorry, I've already cashed in my Pariah Defense points on Bionic Commando. Anyone else wanna step up?

Hey! it's that guy who defended Bionic Commando! GET HIM!

Originally Posted by PantherLotus

Wait a sec, this is the same price as DJ HERO?


Somehow this post made me feel like DJ Hero is a good value. But only because it costs the same price, but won't make me gouge my eyeballs out.
Speevy
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(11-10-2009, 07:22 AM)
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Dead Man
I got d 2 tha eepdicked
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(11-10-2009, 07:23 AM)
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I love the way this game has 2 threads on the front page right now. Feel the hate, Activision. :lol
speculawyer
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(11-10-2009, 07:23 AM)
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Originally Posted by daycru

Poor Tony Hawk.

Meh . . . he signed up for a ten year endorsement deal for millions, so this is mostly ATVI's problem, not Tony's.
Shard
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(11-10-2009, 07:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cowie

Hey! it's that guy who defended Bionic Commando! GET HIM!




Somehow this post made me feel like DJ Hero is a good value. But only because it costs the same price, but won't make me gouge my eyeballs out.


It also helps that DJ Hero is an actual good game.
BruceLeeRoy
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(11-10-2009, 07:25 AM)
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:lol Awesome thread.
speculawyer
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(11-10-2009, 07:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by Speevy

:lol


OK, I'm starting to feel bad now.
speculawyer
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(11-10-2009, 07:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cowie

Somehow this post made me feel like DJ Hero is a good value. But only because it costs the same price, but won't make me gouge my eyeballs out.


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