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140.85
Cognitive Dissonance, Distilled
(12-07-2009, 11:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by digita1alchemy

I wish it could be straight-up dawg time, all the time.

Sounds like infomercial.

With __Product X__, it can be straight-up dawg time, all the time!
Neuromancer
The Mayuh of f'n Bawston
(12-07-2009, 11:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by digita1alchemy

I wish it could be straight-up dawg time, all the time.

It can be

It can be

Geek
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(12-07-2009, 11:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by cuyahoga

Originally Posted by Geek:
Why do you guys just assume that he's pirating this game? You can rent DS carts via Gamefly.

Look, he even said he was going to rent it months ago:

http://twitter.com/supererogatory/status/2611096160

That's not me.

My mistake. I thought that since his NeoGAF account was approved the week you started posting and that many of your posts are links off to superannuation, that you might be the same person.

And that you're both Australian and both love Mark Ecko's Getting Up, Everything or Nothing, the SSX series, the NBA Street series, Imagine: Party Babyz, Tork, and the works of PopCap more than just about anyone else I've ever seen on the internet, you can see how I might make that assumption.

Especially since you both consider Majora's Mask the only good Zelda game. And that you both went on a Brutal Legend media blackout.

I mean, in my defense, not many people hold Sega Marine Fishing in that high regard.

Plus, how often do you hear the phrase "honest to blog"? Not that often.

Apologies for the confusion, though.
Last edited by Geek; 12-08-2009 at 12:14 AM.
Neuromancer
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(12-07-2009, 11:44 PM)
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^Oh snap
Geek
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(12-07-2009, 11:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Neuromancer

^Oh snap

What? I can admit when I'm wrong.
squall211
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(12-07-2009, 11:47 PM)

Originally Posted by [Nintex]

[img]http://i50.************/2nk8pv.jpg[/img]


Shit has never been so fucked up --IGN
Gospel
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(12-07-2009, 11:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by squall211

Shit has never been so fucked up --IGN

:lol

Complete with watermark
WhatRobEats
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(12-07-2009, 11:59 PM)
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Originally Posted by [Nintex]

[img]http://i50.************/2nk8pv.jpg[/img]

I'm sorry it just can't be quoted enough. This is the best laugh I've got from gaf in a while. Serious side hurting laughter. :lol :lol :lol
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FunkyPajamas
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(12-08-2009, 12:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Haunted

I thought he meant Army of Tutu

edit: Rogue Warrior, Medal of Honor or Gears of War 2 work as well. :lol

blame space
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(12-08-2009, 12:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by squall211

Shit has never been so fucked up --IGN

:lol :lol
Neuromancer
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(12-08-2009, 12:12 AM)
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"Oscar worthy"- Games Radar
wrowa
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(12-08-2009, 12:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by Geek

My mistake. I thought that since his NeoGAF account was approved the week you started posting and that many of your posts are links off to superannuation, that you might be the same person.

And that you're both Australian and both love Mark Ecko's Getting Up, Everything or Nothing, the SSX series, the NBA Street series, Imagine: Party Babyz, Tork, and the works of PopCap more than just about anyone else I've ever seen on the internet, you can see how I might make that assumption.

Especially since you both consider Majora's Mask the only good Zelda game. And that you both went on a Brutal Legend media blackout.

I mean, in my defense, not many people hold Sega Marine Fishing in that high regard.

Plus, how often do you hear the phrase "honest to blog"? Not that often.

Apologies for the confusion, though.

And we are calling JoshuaJSlone a stalker.
Rektash
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(12-08-2009, 12:14 AM)
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Originally Posted by [Nintex]

[img]http://i50.************/2nk8pv.jpg[/img]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ
Jocchan
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(12-08-2009, 12:19 AM)
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[IMG]http://i45.************/296jj1c.png[/IMG]
squall211
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(12-08-2009, 12:21 AM)
Dudebro is my new favorite word. If someone actually made a game with that name in the title, I'd buy it, even if it was made by Tim Langdell.
thetrin
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(12-08-2009, 12:23 AM)
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I've now begun work on the script for the opening cutscene for Dudebro. I will post later.

Originally Posted by Jocchan

[IMG]http://i45.************/296jj1c.png[/IMG]

the master sword. :lol
Danthrax
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(12-08-2009, 12:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by Geek

My mistake. I thought that since his NeoGAF account was approved the week you started posting and that many of your posts are links off to superannuation, that you might be the same person.

And that you're both Australian and both love Mark Ecko's Getting Up, Everything or Nothing, the SSX series, the NBA Street series, Imagine: Party Babyz, Tork, and the works of PopCap more than just about anyone else I've ever seen on the internet, you can see how I might make that assumption.

Especially since you both consider Majora's Mask the only good Zelda game. And that you both went on a Brutal Legend media blackout.

I mean, in my defense, not many people hold Sega Marine Fishing in that high regard.

Plus, how often do you hear the phrase "honest to blog"? Not that often.

Apologies for the confusion, though.

Do you keep a database filled with every GAFfer's IRL locations and gaming preferences?



[edit] oh shit, Jocchan! :lol so good!
FunkyPajamas
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(12-08-2009, 12:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jocchan

[IMG]brawsome image[/IMG]

total brolocaust :lol
Geek
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(12-08-2009, 12:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by Danthrax

Do you keep a database filled with every GAFfer's IRL locations and gaming preferences?

No, but I used to follow @supererogatory on Twitter for a while and some of those particular quirks in taste and atypical opinions leaped out at me. When cuyahoga started posting on NeoGAF, I just assumed they were the same person. When cuyahoga said supererogatory/superannuation wasn't him, I decided to see if I remembered certain things correctly. But maybe I remembered all those things and other things wrong...

I probably know about two dozen GAFers locations and gaming preferences, mostly people who I know in the real(er) world. My brodawgs, if you will.
Last edited by Geek; 12-08-2009 at 12:55 AM.
alba
Little is the new Big
(12-08-2009, 12:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jocchan

[IMG]dudebro[/IMG]

Awesome :D
thetrin
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(12-08-2009, 12:43 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jocchan

[IMG]http://i45.************/296jj1c.png[/IMG]

Originally Posted by thetrin

It is the year 21XX. B.R.O Alliance Forces roll across the Middle East. Shit has gotten real.

The hot vaguely Middle Eastern sun beats down onto the sand as explosions deafen the year and dust obscures vision. A tent sits just meters behind the frontline, its loose fabric flapping in the wind.

Inside, a scar-faced general stands in front of a tactical map. Several soldiers sit before him, but only one there matters. His mane is glorious, and his stare an icy, deadly one.

“Dude,” the general growls, “we’ve called you in from the frontlines for a very important mission.”

“How much worse can it get?” Dudebro growls, stroking his beard and beating women off with a stick.

“We have reason to believe that Pesquali, one of the most dangerous terrorists to ever live is alive, and he’s selling weapons to the Middle East.”

“Which part?”

“All of it.”

The general sticks a Polaroid picture of the eye-scarred and mustachioed Pesquali on the map.

“Pesquali is mine,” Dudebro roars. “He fucked my shit up, so I’m going to have to shoot him.”

“Or slice him,” Dudebro’s sidekick Chicken interjects.

“Yes, or slice him,” Dudebro responds as he chews menacingly on his own tongue. “I haven’t decided which yet.”

“You’re going to have a lot of time to make your choice, Dudebro,” the general says. “Pesquali was just spotted in Mexico City. Follow the guns, find our man.”

As Chicken and Dudebro step out of the tent, the wind begins the pick up, and sand begins to black out the sky.

“Are we leaving immediately, Dude?” Chicken asks.

“Eff yeah, Chicken,” Dudebro answers. “It’s Straight-up Dawg Time.”

Dudebro strikes. (sorry, I'm not a fantastic comedy writer :\
Colocho
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(12-08-2009, 12:54 AM)
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The Good, The Bad and the Dudebro - Gamespot
thatbox
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(12-08-2009, 12:58 AM)
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I love you guys.
Rikyfree
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(12-08-2009, 01:00 AM)

Originally Posted by cuyahoga

I'm thirty minutes in, and thus far it is, honest to blog, one of the most enjoyable gaming experiences I have had all year.

In case you think I'm lying for whatever reason, here's my DS upper screen.

You are part of the problem.
silverbullet1080
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(12-08-2009, 01:02 AM)
Holy shit @ the dudebro art :lol
ZAK
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(12-08-2009, 01:04 AM)
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Jesus Muffinhumping Christ :lol :lol
Danthrax
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(12-08-2009, 01:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by thetrin

Dudebro strikes. (sorry, I'm not a fantastic comedy writer :\

I got a kick out of it, thetrin. :lol
thetrin
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(12-08-2009, 01:09 AM)
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Thanks :lol
tenritsu
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(12-08-2009, 01:09 AM)
I guess Dudebro answers the question to that "what game would GAF make" thread.
John
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(12-08-2009, 01:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by thetrin

(sorry, I'm not a fantastic comedy writer :\)

Comedy? You think this is a joke or something?
mileS
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(12-08-2009, 01:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by cuyahoga

honest to blog

what...
Tarazet
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(12-08-2009, 01:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by cuyahoga

You are some sort of parental-caretaker-type who has to constantly appease the baby and ensure its safety, and of course, guide its way to fashion stardom. I'm only thirty minutes in and I went into this completely blind, so I'm still caretaking on day one. Caretaking is done through a combination of mini-games and Sims-style management, and it seems you pass a day by filling four hearts by doing things that the baby wants you to do.

Also, your baby is sartorially aware, and you have to ensure it is dressed in accordance to its very specific tastes.

So, how do you like being a Ubisoft shill? Good benefits? How's the pay?
thetrin
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(12-08-2009, 01:14 AM)
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Originally Posted by John

Comedy? You think this is a joke or something?

It isn't! That's why I didn't bother with any comedy in the script.
TheSeks
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(12-08-2009, 01:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by tenritsu

I guess Dudebro answers the question to that "what game would GAF make" thread.

Needs more multiplayer with a game-breaking glitch that assholes will defend as "intended part of the game."
Jocchan
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(12-08-2009, 01:23 AM)
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First screenshot!
[IMG]http://i49.************/121br0h.png[/IMG]
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freitax
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(12-08-2009, 01:34 AM)
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hmm I don't know... I feel like dudebro needs more cannabis leafs around him, I mean he's dude enough, but is he bro enough?
ScrabbleBanshee
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(12-08-2009, 01:35 AM)

Originally Posted by Speevy

How do you rent DS games? And never quote Diablo Cody again or I will kill you.

I'm pretty sure "Rent" is code for "Torrent" in this situation.

Oops, this has already been covered.

--

[IMG]http://i50.************/vq3bph.jpg[/IMG]
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Jocchan
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(12-08-2009, 01:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by ScrabbleBanshee

I'm pretty sure "Rent" is code for "Torrent" in this situation.

Or maybe it's a code for "Read this thread? I didn't" :p
Odrion
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(12-08-2009, 01:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jocchan

First screenshot!
[IMG]http://i49.************/121br0h.png[/IMG]

It should say

"My shit is fucked up so I got to shoot/slice you.

It's straight up dawg time."
Cohsae
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(12-08-2009, 01:45 AM)
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Dudebro is fantastic.
Jocchan
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(12-08-2009, 01:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by Odrion

It should say

"My shit is fucked up so I got to shoot/slice you.

It's straight up dawg time."

That is in the second screen (not pictured here) :p

EDIT: Hahahahahahaha, just noticed the URL Tinypic gave, randomly, to the pic :lol :lol :lol
http://i49.************/121br0h.png
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Cohsae
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(12-08-2009, 01:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jocchan

That is in the second screen (not pictured here) :p

Yeah you have to have the intro mission in which shit gets fucked up, before straight up dawg time is confirmed.
Jocchan
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(12-08-2009, 01:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cohsae

Yeah you have to have the intro mission in which shit gets fucked up, before straight up dawg time is confirmed.

And the game will end with Old Dudebro telling his story to his nephews, with one of them congratulating and saying "Cool story, Dudebro!". Cut to black. End credits (with soundtrack by Marilyn Manson).
This game needs to happen.
-x.Red.x-
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Dudebro
el eff mm aa oo
Piano
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(12-08-2009, 01:56 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jocchan

[IMG]http://i45.************/296jj1c.png[/IMG]

I count well over a dozen muscles on his chest alone :lol
notsol337
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(12-08-2009, 01:57 AM)
In all seriousness, Dudebro could be a Left 4 Dead 2 campaign.
Jocchan
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(12-08-2009, 01:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheEastonator

I count well over a dozen muscles on his chest alone :lol

Sorry, I should have added more but I was running out of space :(
Neuromancer
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(12-08-2009, 02:00 AM)
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Originally Posted by freitax

hmm I don't know... I feel like dudebro needs more cannabis leafs around him, I mean he's dude enough, but is he bro enough?

Yes I concur, not enough hilarious pot references to truly be dudebro.
Igo
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(12-08-2009, 02:05 AM)
I feel like his collar should be popped too.
Jocchan
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(12-08-2009, 02:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by Igo

I feel like his collar should be popped too.

He can't, because of the space marine armor hidden below his military shirt.
Oh wait, this was supposed to be a secret.

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